ISEKAI D&D #25 | "Legacy & Lies" | Tekking101, Daniel Greene, Shwabadi & Briggs

thank you hello everyone welcome to episode 25 of isekai d d uh firstly I would like to say happy birthday to Lost pause Noble who isn't here but it is his real birthdays today we didn't get to do the joke for real on one piece CNG so I'm doing it I said I'd tell him that I'm doing it on East Sky d d so happy he's like he's like 70 today yeah he's like he's up here he looks good for his age yeah so it's actually his birthday um someone clipped that and said it to Noble and he'll be very happy maybe or he'll hate it um I'm here for isakai Dungeons and Dragons I'm here with Briggs Norman hi I'm here with I'm Briggs Norman I'm here with Daniel the shark green hello um and I'm here with schwabity Cody and I'm also here with teching the void is so cold yeah Jeff is always encroaching you cannot escape the Beast uh all right so what happened last episode is uh spoilers but it's episode 25. um old Tony died which is which is uh not good which marks the first time a character has ever died in one of my online like I feel honors really yeah yeah I mean I I've had one other character death in like personal games but I think this is the first time in like a um yeah just in one of these live stream games so okay yeah which is impressive to be fair because the lock characters have been very close um yeah I just think that means you're very nice I'm not genuinely you are it's so funny how if you read the comments of any of these dnds half the people say rustage is such an uh evil DM it's like he's trying to kill his players and the other half are like this is just so nice like players never die like like so I don't know I think I think it's a thing and this happens a lot with real DND is uh not that this isn't real d d but he only start games I've played in real life is when a character gets knocked unconscious the enemy will usually not attack them anymore and move away to somebody else to attack and it's just like yeah because they want to deal with all the threats it depends on the um the sort of intelligence of the the um this thing it was a giant Axolotl that just kind of stepped on me you know what I mean and just you know firing the area of effect attacks that I can't you know I'm dead I'm unconscious you know what I mean there's also a lot of luck involved right that's just the but you know it's fate it's life it's the the forces that be anyway um we also actually ended with Daniel Green making contact with his God Frank the fighter fettuccine and uh that means once a day um you can Channel your God and and set your weapon on fire for for like a combat or something or and it will um give you a little bit of added fire damage to your attack on the attack was it was like he ignored his weapon yeah can I add something about there what do you want I think we also kind of stated like the new mission is basically we're gonna try and bring old Tony back to life so necromancy is not off the table yeah oh no necromancy's always been a thing in here yeah yeah so your sort of new objective is to not only ignite the the four the 12 holy sites to be able to go home but also so that you can revive old Tony yeah I mean Norman at a certain level would be able to do that if he got a really powerful enough spell maybe but really no body left yeah we have you have no body less and we actually if we get to that yeah I was also reminded um that it was a rule I set up near the Shakespeare time is isakai people because they're not from this universe when they die you can't use a revive spell to bring them back even um yeah because you wouldn't have been able to revive William Shakespeare for example but do our characters know but with wish could I attempt I mean it's a very good vibe I have an isakai character back to his old world okay motivations for that are but yeah I wonder looking at my character today I wonder if I got the spell wish I didn't actually make a new character guys I'm just here waiting for old Tony to be revised I think your characters might know this because your characters do see your character sheets and there might be a caveat on your revivify spell on your sheet that you have that um that would say that I mean there is there is there's I don't know so no Resurrection spells work not even like true Resurrection uh yeah just because of the nature of the reason why you guys are beneath a guy you can resurrect we can resurrect people that aren't isakide like people that if like Little Feather were to die we could use it on her or like yeah oh I mean as demonstrated when um with strawberry and episode can't remember 12 30. uh yog creature um yeah so the the ashed body of oh Tony is on the floor I don't know did you guys like put him in a jar um what did you do I put him in the lava yeah he just gave him like a funeral in fire yeah um and you guys see the volcano looming in the distance and I I'm assuming that you guys want to continue all right guys let's go home do we want to do a long rest uh we it's gonna be difficult to do so in this environment but yeah is there somewhere away from the lava is there somewhere like a cave maybe where like Cody could set up a kind of a camp a camp there's no there's no caves nearby here right there's it's sort of quite Barren lava rock for long stretches I think honestly the closest cave like thing is the volcano um you guys want me to call my God and see if we can crash this place I think I think we can do a shot rest maybe you could probably do a short rest if you wanted to yeah but if we if we just find somewhere that's relatively safe if someone comes along and fights us right now we all will die no I Cody's on full health yeah and Norman's pretty expensive I think it was only the chocolate yeah yeah I think it's a good idea to rest here just a little bit um I see lava in every direction so I feel like we kind of just have to stay here yeah okay let's just yeah let's let's let's make some tea and talk about old Tony okay you guys can yeah like short rest for like camp for like half an hour or so to recover hit Dice and stuff I'll allow that um and so you guys can recover those those hit die um oh man good job nice job Gamers I don't think I don't recover spells or our blind listeners I rolled two crits yeah no I don't know what the Druids do I know that Norman would recover half his spell slots I think he does yeah but you guys I accidentally refilled my health I'm sorry I need to fix that uh yeah you just roll the hit die um as many times as you want I mean up to up to seven times and the group decided to settle around the lava fire and here thank you narrator actually I do get my wild chips when I shall arrest them oh sweet perfect um sweet the shark rolled all of his hit though yeah is that okay that's okay it just means that if you take another short rest you wanna you will now have no hit dice to use because yeah you need the health anyway you do need the health okay um in you you seem you you spend the night relatively unmolested and uh well no we're not spinning a name no sorry I say sorry my bad you spend the next 30 minutes relatively unmolested when you rest maybe you sing songs to Old Tony's honor um maybe you just have a little cry uh you do notice as you are as you are resting you see a a little a little red uh creature poking his I think only Cody would notice this I think he has the highest uh perception you notice a little red like newt like creature sort of poke his heads up and he's sort of watching you guys but he doesn't seem hostile where where is this from um between you and the volcano in this direction can I like observe him does he seems he seems on Apostle right non-hostile oh yeah he seems he just seems curious okay can I I'm gonna try and like kind of call him over like hey buddy uh he gets up Jackie's new character is not a little lizard guy okay every character before take his character gets introduced I have to preface by saying this is not attacking by the way um it's a it's a little fire Newt as he as he looks surprised at you he's holding his little spear and he sort of looks around he's a little spear he's got a little spear oh absolutely he looks around um and he points at himself like me yeah hey there little guy uh want to be want to be our friends and he sort of timidly walks towards you guys um and so I see that he's holding a spear so he's obviously not just like an unintelligent Adventure so I'm gonna try and talk to him like Hey bud do you uh you speak English not good but but but little what what they uh what are you I don't I don't have any so he's not an animal right he's not he's a fire Newt if that's if that's it's like a sort of anthropomorphic newt-like creature I'll see what the um mechanically Indian D he's a humanoid a humanoid not a beast he's like a lizard folk almost but the the lizard folks that if uh five foot actually about five foot oh so he's like he's a he's a human size man yeah all right I thought I thought don't give short people that much credit okay on my on my character sheet I have 1900 gold and Pie written down so do I still have a pie on me what happened you have an apple pie because you guys all got wanted to give to Washington but I think only oh Tony gave his apple pie to Washington so yeah everyone else has one oh that's funny okay so um assume it's still edible and I feel like here take this by the way I put it on I had like 1600 gold on them so I don't know if you just burn that in the lava with me or oh no we definitely yeah he I mean the shark went into his wallet um yeah that's true okay the the fire new sort of skitters over it's sort of a luminescent red skin he he looks down at the pie in his little long tongue comes out and and starts tasting it and starts eating it all right he looks like he's having a good time he seems friendly uh once he's like finished yeah guarding himself I'm gonna be like so we're not from you know around here we're new here we don't really know this area um you seem local any chance that you could help us get to and I point to the volcano that place over there no no no no no no no no no no no we we'd go volcano Looms ominously in the distance we have a village you can meet you can meet Village People but we know go the Village People all right guys [ __ ] the [ __ ] the treasure let's go meet some some lizard people all right because yeah Norman was extraordinarily excited at the prospect of possibly meeting a lizard woman Cody knows who the Village People are okay okay oh good that's reassuring um um I mean at the prospect of like fine like that being Somewhere In This Barn Westland where we can get like an actual night's sleep before we go to the volcano yeah I'm like you guys want to meet the Village People um yeah I'm I'm a fantastic band I want to ask them some important questions about snake women it's it's really fun to stay yeah they're they're a cool band Norman you specifically said you have posters in your wall to me when we talked right okay he has like an anime anime body pillar of the YMCA he's got one each is bad yeah could you uh could you guide us back to your village little guy yeah all right yeah you um not kill not no no no we're friends good see pie yeah you go you like it wait that came from right yeah fire new yeah he is okay okay I'm gonna can I light my gun on fire and be like look I'm a fire person too yeah shark attacks how light his gun on fire you can like it's your melee weapon that you can light on fire uh uh you can make a gun a melee weapon if you swing it hard enough true okay [ __ ] it you can then I'm letting you know though if you do this that's your use of it for the day it's not going to destroy my gun though no no no no no it's like okay cool yeah I don't care I'm not gonna fight again today hopefully I like that I'm fired I'm like look I'm a I'm a fire guy yeah yeah oh he seems like he's pleased by that can we all produce all right I'm gonna use my Ken trip produce flim and just like this come on breaks you up muted yeah fire you like fire we've never had a bad experience with fire you're like fire I like you come with me and he starts like almost doing a little jig as he walks back to the Village leading you guys I love this little guy um and as you guys walk towards the volcano you do notice there is a small village it the the houses are made of rock and stone and there's a a gathering of or a smattering of these fire nude people plodding around existing um and doing their own thing and uh this little fire new that's leading you on um goes this is home um thanks uh what what what's your name oh my name is goose Goose goose nice to meet you car insurance to sell you that you're gonna [ __ ] love you gotta you have names like that I know that you said this guy's like five foot but I'm just imagining him actual news this guy is probably slightly below average height he's probably like five four foot like two yeah I'm kind of picturing toothless but like standing up and holding a spear and red right like book toothless or movie toothless movie toothless okay okay I'm a die-hard book toothless fan anyway my Godmother's cousin wrote the books listen we I'm Gonna Die Hard really yeah Christina cow is my Godmother's cousin so we used to get all the books for free when we were younger um remind everyone that he is he is a member of the bourgeoisies oh when they eat the rich I'll be the first to go am I am my blood is sweet as well so um I um I taste pretty good okay so I'm trying to convince people to eat you please eat me please okay all right little little little Goose um we have some important questions it's not Goose it's goose yeah goose um um and you guys have a like a village leader why am I talking like this like when you talk to a kid you change your voice yeah um okay so as you as he walks around the town um and other fire notes are like pointing at you and talking um he leads you into this open space where it has lots of wooden not wooden sorry big rocks stabbed into the ground yeah um I did just think sorry these guys would love Blackbeard um and there there's there's like this platform at the end with nobody's on it at the moment and uh he goes leader come here sometime give message from volcano man but we we wait um and as he's as we say as he says we wait suddenly uh you you see a man sort of land dramatically uh in this sort of red and white armor that's it yeah this homelander uh and he sort of lands on this platform uh he has a helmet on it looks like Iron Man um takes off his helmet I just realized I can't put my [ __ ] headphones on over this thing so takes off his helmet you see a shock of blonde hair a short beard um do you want to describe this your character uh yeah so I I land there on the platform uh my helmet just kind of like really cool just kind of pulls back a little bit revealing my face um I'm just gonna I'm just gonna say for the sake of everybody in the chat right now I look like Chris Evans okay Captain America yes we have an image ready to go there you go yes foreign how it does seem like it's a mixture of Captain American Iron Man is one character that was the joke yeah because it's like playing like a Marvel what if of when Captain America takes over Iron Man I'm an artificer armorer but I'm like I want him to look like Captain America you know I mean there it is yeah all right sort of also Loosely inspired by Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue yes by Carter Grayson from Lightspeed Rescue is another inspiration for him but anyway he also reminds me a little bit of Carlos from zero time dilemma if anyone knows that I've never heard of that but close enough yeah has went from like like Dad to Daddy [Laughter] so I looked down all of the fire notes immensely like get on their knees um in town no matter how far away they are from you checking that like there's people on the other side of town they see you land and they all just get on their knees um the first thing I'm looking for here as he lands is if there's a necklace and I think that there that there is but it looks very different from your guys's necklace yeah it's embedded into because I'm wearing my armor at the moment it's like you could see the logo of something that would be similar to your yeah right here yeah but it's like made of different materials it's not it's definitely like all of the necklaces have a uniform design and this one definitely doesn't and it has a little hammer on it as soon as he lands I'm like kind of motion over and I probably Norman and and shocking next to me so I'm just gonna be like I thought we found all the uh necklaces we should know about them all at this point so what is that when Norman recognize the symbol because Briggs is not recognized the symbol well I I I don't know um I don't I don't think so it's it's sort of implied that obviously you have your character sheets so you understand this is a game but I don't think you guys sort of in a suspension of disbelief the the system of the game of this world is not something that exists in reality that you guys are from if that makes sense got it I I begin to walk forward on the platform and just look down at everybody and I'm just like uh excuse me pardon me uh are you the shark Norman yeah that was it and uh Cody yeah all right good all right strangers I'm shark follow meal oh shark thumb sorry I was just given a very brief uh you know overview of you three um there was supposed to be a fourth one too uh guy an old dude named Tony Rustin yeah rest in peace old Tony you can make it he's dead he didn't make it oh oh God um all right well um anyway Wellington ordered me to come here he filled me in on everything um I think as he says the name Wellington I'm sort of immediately on edge okay so like I see you go like immediately like getting ready for a fighting I'm just like no no no hold on hold on look he told me to deal with you but I'm not gonna do that it the fact he was a talking skeleton was a little off-putting I gotta be honest with you but I'm not going to do anything to you I just would really suggest you go and speak with him right um appreciate the advice stranger but uh want us alive he doesn't want us to succeed in what we're trying to do right he said that you would say that I'm Anthony by the way nice to meet you um meet you I was named after my grandfather God this guy I'm already I'm already getting the vibe here from you shark all of you I just think that's his name he told me to call him you were named after your grandfather yep my grandfather was a good man oh no [ __ ] you he was uh [Applause] he's a he was a janitor and one day uh he just went missing uh there was a big investigation done I think one of the Corn Huskers got arrested for I'm not really sure exactly on how that all went down but they never found his body and my uh my dad named me after him and his honor I learned a lot about him and then one day I woke up here and Wellington explained to me that my grandfather also got sent to this world and now you've just told me he's dead so I'm not really sure how to deal with that right now I'm so I don't know are you sure are you like because there's like match I'm wearing a [ __ ] magic power suit right now I'm here buddy are you sure he's dead him in lava what the [ __ ] you killed him hold on listen if there was an Anthony here we'd know about it so I think you're lying wait what I've never heard of any one called Anthony that's ridiculous it's a pretty common name although you guys look like you're from a different Wellington told me you guys are from different time periods so I don't know if I super but where I'm from it's a pretty common name yeah I I honestly most Tonys are just short for Anthony yeah that's yeah that's given the fact my dad called me after his father it didn't say Tony on his birth certificate his real name was Anthony he went by old Tony I love fashion first name my full real name is Tony what really that's my name no okay okay we gotta pause for a second is this a joke or is this your action name all right so this is this okay okay okay I just you have by the way you have you took old Tony's wallet you would know what his real name is it's on his driver's license I did not look at his driver's license yeah there it is yeah you're telling me that you're the grandson of old Tony yep that's me Anthony nice to meet you you like hold out my armored fist are you like young Tony I guess I'll I'll walk forward and and shake his hand I've been to be on good terms with with the uh and it looks just like Iron Man's hand it has like a Repulsor thing on it but I'm just gonna yeah is that a strong handshake it's a very well I could I could roll for handshake hold on I'm just gonna roll my strength that is not a great handshake but I'm not gonna crush your hand yeah yeah but it feels it feels like you've got some strength there right yeah it's a nice firm handshake yes okay well Andrew you're telling me your grandfather was doing everything in his power to try to get home to you and like his family yeah oh my God that's when did he die yesterday yesterday no no no no no an hour ago oh yeah I would not stop for lunch earlier today we've gotten a chance to meet my grandfather I could have prevented his death this is this is very unfortunate timing yeah oh my god oh what was the what was the creature's name that killed him I can't remember like what's up text a little it was uh it was a texilado like an axolotl yeah but made a fire all right uh I mean there was a taxolotl sent by the guy who sent you because it's actually you should be on our side I'm just saying I'm a carnival deception all right so I'll I'll bring this out here okay I was summoned by like I'll explain this whole situation to you really quick all right tldr here's how it went down I'm a firefighter EMS kind of guy right I was in a fire and then all of a sudden I woke up here and Skeleton Man was there and he told me the whole story about how uh well you know he's trying to finish off all the gods and everything and then you know you guys were involved by somebody else doing their evil bidding and then I'm supposed to come and take care of you but I'm not gonna kill people I'm not a murderer I'm here to help people all right yeah don't trust anything that skeleton says I'll be honest with you the skeleton was off-putting all right you nothing but bones um anyway what were you us and old Tony were trying to do was to light up all the towers restore the gods so that we could get home back to our normal Planet that's not exactly my goal but I'm helping them out because it's fun all right we want to go home I like this world a little bit better but old Tony was doing everything in his power to get home to you guys to him and my grandmother oh grandma Becky she never really recovered yeah he was even taking pictures on this phone so that he could like show Becky when he gets back could I have it do you still have his phone all right I take uh if I take the phone I'm like oh my god oh wow this thing is really archaic okay um team meeting team meeting right now immediately you go ahead I'm gonna mess with this phone while you guys are having a conversation he doesn't get Tony's share of the business Works doesn't it like shut the [ __ ] up no no before you say anything rustage I think Cody's gonna be like you don't have a share in the business sharks no remember I sent an assassin to kill the guy who got my share so I'm getting it back no no no no no is that how it works firstly that's not how it works secondly like it would just go to that guy's head air right so just go to his son there's a certain number I can kill where eventually he'll go back to me I'm sure and all I told all I told our boy was to just to kill it until like you know kill the guy so it comes back to me so he's got to keep killing he's got a long list of people to kill for me but also like the deal was never fully carried out right like it did yeah I guess it's still in progress like we haven't done our end and so who is the Assassin you hired I do not remember this yeah oh and then Ripper was like okay okay he's gonna go handle it so I guess the idea is before they get possession of the shares to murder him yeah honestly I'm fine with all right it's been a while since I had to use an analog phone but I managed to download everything into my you know head thing we're good cool oh yeah we're ready to go you said you said that you were named after your grandfather who disappeared yes he disappeared I think it was 2021 um 27. are you from like the future it was the year 2050 when I ended up here yeah dude I thought Tony was from the future you're from like the future future I I suppose I mean to you it would be where are you from 1984. holy [ __ ] yeah yeah that's definitely the future yeah and this guy over here you know Tony Shark all of you he looks pretty I mean it looks like you haven't had a shower in like ever to be honest listen here it smells like sulfur and I'm just saying Anthony the important question has Elon Musk made cat girls real uh he made some kind of space elevator that then fell down and killed a bunch of people but I don't know about the cat thing no um that happened a couple couple years back unfortunate when did you when did you get here like how long have you been in this world for I've been here only maybe a few days I don't know I would say I'd say a couple weeks maybe actually a couple weeks a couple weeks I know okay yeah yeah I I've gotten over the initial shock of this and uh I got I know how to use my suit and my abilities and everything but uh still rather um you know it's it's an adjustment to be sure can I ask a meta question here on your character sheet what level are you uh level seven that's [ __ ] like I'm looking at this thing and I know it's similar to d d in in you know real world but like I wasn't really into that all that much uh I was when I was a teenager but ever since they got to 10e it was always kind of I'm not really a fan so uh no they're only being like sixth edition by 2050. apparently I guess leftovers it's like the iPhone they skip over nine to ten you know I guess it's what if Wellington summoned you he would be more powerful so it makes sense that you got like summoned at level seven while we got summoned at level one and all I had was goddamn fire Bolt I still call [ __ ] I mean well here's the thing I am a firefighter and he did summon me at the base of a volcano so maybe that had something to do with it I don't know so wait is Wellington like here is he nearby he's nearby he's in the volcano you guys yeah why do we why are you guys here right now well we were hoping he was out so we could Rob him [Applause] am I getting groceries he doesn't seem you know he's a right well he's got a house though like like near us yeah I thought he was plotting some evil things doing evil things elsewhere I was hanging out at his place okay rustage what does Wellington do in his spare time when he's just hanging out he he he likes the soak a lot and right poetry actually it's pretty it's pretty bad uh he's like straight up literally immortal like he cannot die like that's the reason he's a skeleton like he's Immortal and all his flesh melted off of him like hundreds of years ago that's why he's here our game plan is like we can't kill the Skeleton Man let's steal all his money so he has no resources to carry out he was like hiring a bunch of people to try and kill us to stop us from activating the towers what happened first were you trying to mess with him or would he try to kill you first he killed he tried to kill us first oh okay well all right okay this is this is oh okay the the specificity of it was the first time they were ever attacked by a mercenary I think uh they were never mind I won't say it doesn't matter so much attack us himself he hired people to kill us like assassins and stuff because he realized that our goal was to light up the towers and go home while his goal is I'd have no idea but not the opposite of that probably um wait is that even our goal I mean I don't want to go home I need to get home I'm kind of cool I mean I'd prefer to go home I I have a fiance I'd like to go back sure to shock I thought you had a daughter I have a kid here too now you know there's like a lot of stuff going on but where is the kid wait you lost a baby lost is a very loaded word I mean I assume some skeleton stole him honestly yeah we assumed it was Wellington that stole the kid yeah well I didn't see a kid while I was hanging out there so I don't know I mean it was a big place he was you know huh are you do you have good vision would you have seen the kid if there was a kid I mean I could see let her have night vision with this thing yeah so I mean I guess I didn't really I didn't really sneak around his it's it's a pretty big area where Wellington lives you just you look like you'd wear glasses that's all I'm saying well they did perfectly fine right I don't need glasses in 2050. I'm kind of yeah by the way yeah we have like cell phone stuff embedded in our brains like I have this all right here like that's all downloaded right to go yeah Norman has a thing called the magic cloud seals like I have one of those too it expands my memory they expand your memory yeah in the future we have technology that could kind of do that Norman told me his is a part of a premium subscription service so I think yeah subscription service when I was from real quick rustage can I roll my like check power against this guy you don't need to roll it you can just ask me a question you've talked to him for longer than a minute now so just oh tell me they're just getting kind of safe no no no you can ask me one of the questions on there and I'll let you know I want to know his strength because I'm [ __ ] the shark let me just tell us well I you can tell that he's slightly weaker than you are in terms of strength yeah and the shark's gonna keep being a dick I'm just gonna assume you didn't get along too well with my grandfather never met the man I would have died for him and he would have died for me he did do I do I believe him I don't know do you is a fairly oblivious kind of guy yeah there there is definitely some truth in what the shark is saying all right well look obviously you guys like I'm looking at all these pictures here you know in my head now and uh you guys clearly all got along with my grandfather uh at least you know at least I know he was your you were his allies I could tell that much from the images and I don't see any pictures of Wellington in here at all so I'm assuming I'm gonna trust you guys over him but like I said he's a more good side fighting the guy I don't really think we're gonna be able to beat him feeling as well I mean maybe but honestly I was just kind of here to I was gonna see if my grandfather was still alive but he's dead now so I guess I just want to go home uh then yeah I mean you've spent some time with him [ __ ] rich you spent some time with him do you have any idea like if his Treasure Trove is gonna be accessible honestly we kind of just thought he might have like a pile of gold and we could push it into a vulture all right rustage was there a pile of gold that was just hanging out in the center of this place all right I mean I mean that's what we were told we were told his wealth his treasures in the volcano or something you don't you know that's you you don't know where his well you do know where his wealth is coming from but you don't know where it is uh I did I did tell you where his wealth is coming from um all right you know well the thing is the same thing that made him Immortal he also basically Wellington a long time ago was given like three wishes by the gods one wish was to be immortal one wish was to be insanely wealthy so he actually has a supernatural origin to his wealth oh so it's like magic money I don't know what that all entails that's just the story he told me do you know what his third wish was uh uh rustage what was his third wish oh yeah uh yeah to seal away all the gods yeah get rid of all the gods yeah oh I'm a God are you you're not sealed away it was a story he told about a long time ago the gods would summon a bunch of people from our world to fight in some massive tournament and the winners of said tournament would have a wish or three wishes they usually just wish for you know maybe money or to be able to go home or whatever um but this guy Wellington when he won he kind of flipped it around on the gods and got immortality and forced them all away and everything like that wait are you are you saying that Wellington's from our world I yeah I guess he never specifically told me who he was but the implication is yes he was from our world oh but as he is a skeleton I there's no skeleton people walking around in my time that's all I can say I don't know yeah or I don't know what he looked like beforehand or anything so yeah okay we might have to change our plan if his if his money is just coming from like the gods gave it to him how are we supposed to stop him being rich I don't know maybe if you steal it it just immediately teleports back I have no idea how this [ __ ] works I can get him to sign a loan with the most insane interest rates you ever heard then we'll have to wait just about 25 to 30 years and we got it wait a minute I get it you're a lone shark I got that joke there it is [Music] that's why you're called the shark wait did you not know I'm not kidding bro oh no I've got like in character did your character yeah normally didn't know I'll say that yeah right all right well um I can show I could show you the way back in but I'd really rather you just talk this out why can't you just talk with them make bygones be bygones I could parlay I could be like an in-between to make sure he doesn't kill you you don't kill him we've tried talking to him but he does not like I don't reactivate his powers you've actually spoken with him before like face to face yeah yeah we've met oh okay he left that part out he didn't tell me yeah it didn't it we didn't leave on the best terms basically he really does not want us to reactivate these towers but we need to to get home so you so you could go home all right not one he would not want those Towers activated because then they're releasing the gods which he was trying to seal up so exactly yeah right he used a wish to seal them up seems kind of like a dick move honestly I'm liking this Wellington guy less and less now he does make good food though the food was pretty damn good I can only assume that he sealed the gods away so that nobody else could do this tournament thing that he did and get the wishes or whatever possibly this was a long time ago though this was like well over a thousand something years ago he told me I think he completely forgot when it was exactly yeah he's lived look he's lived a long time he's Immortal um I don't really care about ruining his plans at this point he's had his life he's had his wishes I just need to get home I need to look after my mom I've got a job I'm gonna get fired if I don't show up it seems like a noble cause Cody I'll help you out son I can't argue against that like discrimination against Immortals is fine because like they have plenty of time to record there you go yeah like he's Immortal he's gonna be fine after we [ __ ] up his plans he'll just make new ones I don't know my mom is not gonna be fine if she's left alone I I need to get back I mean to give you context uh Tony's wife Becky you know she's in an assisted living facility right now and she's not doing that great so I'd like to get home before my grandmother passes so I can at least tell her what happened to her husband yeah and then Norman and I will stay here and be cool I mean well you'll be hot right now because this place is pretty toasty so yeah get rich become a level 20 wizard find schneck lemon honestly from the world hey whatever works for you man I mean we have like genetic splicing kind of thing in my future so we got like not really snake women but like women with like snake eyes and stuff that's a thing bodies not really up to that point yet no but it's possible hmm I mean maybe in another 50 years I don't know so you're telling me there's a chance so you're telling something okay medical technology has reached high levels in the past couple of years maybe maybe our world isn't uh completely screwed all right well I don't know okay but this does mean we need to come up with a new plan we we went through a lot to get here dude like young Tony we joined a cult with this duel called Jesus we all got gas masks we had to like wait wait wait wait wait wait pause pause Jesus as a Jesus Christ I'm 85 sure he was a false Jesus I'm gonna put that out there all right I don't know if he said his second name I think it's like 50 50 to be honest what the [ __ ] yeah but anyone here most likely you caught up in a cult it's Norman this is weird yeah all right well who else is here Leonardo da Vinci I mean yeah 100 are you [ __ ] serious actually no no no no no Leonardo da Vinci is the only one you do know for sure is here yeah yeah yeah all right yeah oh man well the entire reason we came here was to try to get ahead of this because he keeps on sending people to kill us we're like we either take on the mercenary Guild and take care of them so that we could successfully complete these towers or we'd get rid of his money so he can't hire The Mercenaries right right I think we just have to take on the mercenaries at this point uh if he's getting his money from a wish he made with Gods I don't think we can destroy that you know shorter making a wish ourselves but I mean we could still try but if he's here he's Immortal I think I mean I threw around I threw around the idea considering he's Immortal you can't kill him but maybe you could trap him but if he's strong enough you probably couldn't it just seems like you don't want to mess with the guy in general you know yeah um can I can I talk to Drew you sure can with your mp3 player right yeah incredible I'm like impressed by that it's just like yeah this is this is how I talk to my God yeah I don't know if you guys have this kind of tech in the future but it's all in the brain man it's all in the brain all right put on my headphones Drew buddy ah you just caught me in the middle of a workout in those reps oh gotta every day is a rep day uh true but quick question about the gods if theoretically somebody wished to be infinitely wealthy and the gods grinded that wish is there any way to undo that oh I mean any god-given wish once we get back into Power uh once you rebirth us all we can we can undo all that [ __ ] right yeah yeah that's kind of what I was thinking in the meantime though can't at the moment because we've been yeah yeah no I I I I figure as much you know what good luck with the lift lifting yeah keep it up you're looking great dude thanks man keep it up to you you're looking mighty beefy oh thanks dude yeah I've been working on the upper body you know oh yeah yeah yoga body is incredible oh thank you oh stop okay we'll see you later yeah yeah all right okay I just talked to Drew he's my God by the way you just talked to a God yeah you guys I'll talk to Gods Not Norman he's the only one who can't right uh once you activate the tower you can like communicate with a god um uh my guy I was just missing my necklace I don't think I can do that a Wellington Majors yeah that's right you don't have a god I mean I believe in a God but not in this world okay well anyway what did he say we'll come back to that basically if you said the only way that we can really get rid of a god-given wish right now is to bring the gods back so reactivating the towers so money we cannot stop his money all right then I'll take that at face value I suppose I've been here like three weeks a lot of weird [ __ ] I'm just kind of rolling with it at this point and yeah you know the shot can also talk to his God now as well he's good for you cigar thing to talk to his God yeah if he ever wants anybody else plan I mean I guess our our only plan now to be to light up the towers and shake out the mercenaries I'm all right with heading out and lighting up more Towers if that's what it takes yeah for me to get home we've we've not had much issue dealing with his mercenaries before it's just more of an inconvenience um no I mean he knows he sent me out there he was really believing that I was going to take care of you so that might give us a little bit of leeway but he's gonna figure out that I eventually joined you guys and he might come after us personally I don't know yeah okay so that my thing for something you want to deal with later yeah we'll I don't want to talk to him does anyone want to talk to him I'm not really I'll talk to him he's not really all that interesting to be honest with you yeah all right shark do you have anything to like say to him what are you going to say about uh we could scare him I think we tried that last time well he's not that strong uh yeah he just can't be killed but he can't really kill you himself otherwise he would have just done that before [Music] if you guys want to go in and talk to him you can like Anthony would be like your guide yeah I can take you back to the place like that's what I wanted to do at the beginning yeah I don't see how this can go wrong in any way shape before wait Anthony I didn't have like like troops or anything right like soldiers how armed is this place rustage no honestly not that um you are his guy and he yeah all he really he doesn't really have friends he has money and I didn't really see a lot of people there uh he mostly cries himself to sleep at night he doesn't even need to sleep so he just cries mostly well he wants to cry but he he can't cry he can't physically cry but he sounded like like a jaw kind of like he was like the bones made noises like they were trying to cry if that makes sense yeah okay yeah so can I get on the can I get on the horn with him real quick well I don't have a way to like yeah you'd go to the oh yeah boy doesn't have a way to communicate over long distances I have I have a neural link which is connected to oh look at all of the satellites that are around here oh look there's none I don't know what a satellite is joke's on you that was that was Anthony I have an important question yeah one is one the the popular manga series one piece finish two is the one piece reel you mean the one-piece Riots of 2029 oh no that was I was a little kid when that happened but uh that was the only re that was the only reason I was even considering going back [ __ ] that world it's it really changed the anime landscape from what I understood and what I learned in school later there was this big series called one piece and it was set up to be like the one piece treasure but the answer for what it finally was didn't really satisfy everybody and then there was massive riots and it was pretty changed the anime landscape really big really big time I was never really into that kind of stuff but you know I don't know that answered your question I don't [ __ ] I'm sorry I shouldn't even know that back to snake women I guess all right yep okay so I'm gonna go talk to Wellington are you gonna go in I think so yeah Anthony will lead the way then all right let's head back I activate my helmet and just yeah I mean everyone else has gas masks on still just like for context uh you guys are all like suited up yeah so you're just a group of a suited group uh I love that that was literally the 40 minutes where I couldn't talk at all because it was just playing just sat there just watch it I was running the audience then why wouldn't you I I was going to clarify if I was [ __ ] anything up with that but like yeah all right yeah so good um so you guys walk into the volcano I guess um yes you you get to the edge of the volcano and Anthony you like press something on the wall and like the the volcano mountainous side like opens up like a door that was like shielded it looked like volcano but then opened up like an automatic door uh pretty fancy right yeah this was um your design um and you guys walk on in and as you go inside imagine any sort of like supervillain volcano base where it's like yes you know a silver black corridors you have these windows and you can see lava to the side it's air conditioned is it air conditioned um you know what I feel like Anthony you've been in the world for long enough that you've like revamped this place to sort of modern standards yeah so it is probably air conditioned now it's got air yeah we got air con here it probably didn't used to be but now we've got some nice mood lighting and whatnot can I take the gas mask off yeah you probably can now you can breathe here yeah oh thank God oh my Jesus ah it's an ocean it's an OSHA compliant super villain it's very OSHA compliant yeah I died too I got here a couple weeks ago there were no handrails you know uh safety procedures were all there was literally a giant Vata lava just pouring in the center of the lobby so I fixed that surrounded that with a heat resistant Plexi don't worry we got this all set up you know young Tony I'm the fire marshal I think you and your granddaddy would have got along real well I've been told you know uh he's a good man my dad Kyle he talked about him a lot we've watched old family you know move movies and stuff just sucks I never got a chance to meet him yeah well is you guys crazy in the snack crazy in the SEC as you guys you had sex with my grandfather no he just played hacky sack it's a 1920s thing it's like slang yeah well to be oh okay oh he's from the 20s wow you're from really far back yeah you also gave great head like a head of beer when he poured it it's great and he was very yeah by the way there there are no like like in in the future the whole idea of like just being gay or straight or whatever has completely just been like it's not even a big deal anymore so that's not even an insult or anything to me it's just like okay I guess I I'm sure you you missed him he was your lover [Music] and great admin of Beer's head the shark is not aware of what he's saying it's very important it's all right it's all right I'll I'll tell him I'll tell my grandmother he found love in another world you you you sort of go down these steps deeper into the volcano into the volcano's core and you lead into this big room and in this room there are 12 gravestones sort of grayed out dramatically in a ring huh um you've seen these games before Anthony I have but I just like don't like the fact that there's buried bodies in here you know what I mean um don't have anything on them they do have names on them the number 12 I feel like is is significant yeah they they do have names you can if you want to look at some of the names if you're walking by some of them yeah like one of them says Amelia Earhart one of them says lotsi one of them says Robert Maxwell one of them says Constantine the um the 11th um one of them says Romulus there's there's there's Harold Holt there's like a couple of different names on all of these on all of these gravestones um I don't think Cody would know any of these nerds yeah um and uh there's one of them saying Hitler oh wait is the implication that Amelia Earhart disappeared because she got he's a guy oh you guys thought oh I forgot to tell you that part yeah um according to Wellington every missing person ever was because of the god summoning to this place to fight to the death and then if you've ever known a famous missing person there it is as Anthony says that you hear a voice in the other side of the room go that's right and he turns around and you see the Skeleton Man standing there with his big bright yellow Wellington Boots um Mr Wellington hello Anthony no I got I brought the guys I know he told me to take care of him Leonardo da Vinci's minions here minions of anyone yeah yeah they don't seem like minions of anybody also they just want to talk so I was figuring we could all sit down and just have maybe a beer or something and we could just settle this like men these people know what last time we talked they just bambooed rubbish I lost my temper admittedly but these they've been following them Finland Leonardo da Vinci this whole time during his bidding I've never heard there seems to be a misunderstood we are CEOs of the wait what of the worldly Brewery am I correct you yes we are not anyone's minions we have minions what but you're doing exactly what Leonardo da Vinci has been telling you to do you've been following his evil plan this whole time I just assumed you were if I could just take over real quick I I think I can settle all the differences here please stop being a dick you you guys are the dicks all right I'm just asking you to just stop that's all I'm saying just stop Wellington what exactly are you afraid these guys are gonna do right or awaken all the gods right I don't know how much Anthony has told you guys I don't believe in Gods if that helps okay it doesn't matter you considered the fact that maybe we're just idiots you I did consider that fact I'll be honest hey but Norman is really clever thanks man yeah Norman uh he's gonna [ __ ] a snake woman that's his goal just let you know who you're fighting against right now I don't even know if I should be on either side right now to be honest with you if we're going to talk let me talk I'll say you my piece if you still hate me understandable I can't do anything to you here and you can't do anything to me I can do some weird stuff you could do weird stuff that's I can make you deeply uncomfortable I'm already deeply uncomfortable my my life the shock I think you should my life is just discomfort I'm hungry I'm tired I'm thirsty I'm in pain and I cannot do any of it but I I Endure whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa have you tried alcohol I have it just goes straight through me oh have you tried he picks up some tea Wellington um so wait wait wait what I don't understand Wellington is If You're In Perpetual suffering why wouldn't you want to activate the towers and have the gods return and then like because of the suffering of me is worth it to prevent the suffering of many listen what suffering are you preventing well the people getting sent from the when I I was sent to this world I I'm much like you guys I think I but thousands of years ago um now maybe like 800 900 years ago um I lost track of time when I was sent here I was sent summoned by my specific God and we were forced to fight to the death and 11 of us die here the person who wins gets granted wishes most people wish to go back home um obviously because they miss home um they they asked for something like I don't know money power let me go home but I ain't God which God did I have I I was um the the Rogue god um I don't know if you really took it a minute to think of that right there it's kind of important that they remember a god it's been 800 years that's barely a good excuse all right all right Tony let's just calm down and let him finish okay okay sorry excited oh yeah his name is Tony I'm just gonna go along it doesn't make sense to me you're trying to stop people from getting summoned to fight in this war or fighting these battles but people are still getting summoned whoa exactly because Leonardo da Vinci is summoning you guys this is my prop this is my point this at the end of this this is a cycle that every time this thing finishes they they summon a new set of 12 people and they do it over and over again for their own Amusement not only does it cause thousands maybe tens of hundreds of thousands to go missing in our universe and die but it causes father including your grandfather uh it causes mass destruction investoria because these are people with great power that cause great Wars between um people on this on this in this world already you've been around for a thousand years and you haven't stopped it like stop it I gave the king all of the necklaces to keep safe and then all of a sudden wait a second why wouldn't you just keep all the necklaces yourself and just why wouldn't you just throw them in a volcano or keep them buried under the planet or something there's um I can't ah it gets really like sad for a second and he says um I I can't really go anywhere near the necklaces like like if like when they're not on a person it you yeah it's it's these things all right um the I feel like there's another way around this without I feel like you should be able to rest at this point I don't think you need to do anything anymore I thought this is the thing I use my first wish to seal away the gods they didn't see it coming they didn't think anyone would do that um they didn't plan for that I used my second two wishes to become immortal and give myself infinite um wealth uh sorry I did the other way around wait if the gods yeah hold on hold up I got infinite wealth and became myself Immortal and then sealed them away sorry but my and that way I can live for as long as possible and have enough resources to make sure this never happens again um and yet it's still happening well it's been about hundreds of years it went it it was fine I got a bit LAX I'll admit I got Lex I wasn't looking after them I I let the king handle it and the royal family and whatever and I was just happy being content then all of a sudden this Leonardo da Vinci maybe uh maybe you should have just wished to the gods to like hey gods don't ever summon people from our world anymore well I couldn't I I thought about that but I couldn't influence their minds with the wish it had to be like a physical thing and they weren't just affecting right we should just talk to maybe we should just talk to the gods then and just see hey maybe we could figure something out yeah I mean Anthony I know you were you were a very diplomatic man and you probably are trying my best reasonable than I am I I'm a bit cranky I have noticed this yes um I I I kind of jumped to conclusions pretty quickly as well um okay don't get too hard on yourself once okay you make a really good beef Wellington thank you yes once I saw people being summoned again and Towers being activated and I found out that it was Leonardo Da Vinci spearheading this I had to do everything that I can to try and stop him and that included hiring mercenaries to try and stop people from activating these towers and holy sites and I apologize because I know that means you guys would be trapped here forever and you'd have to suffer the same fate I had but it's better than the alternative of them being really the gods being released and the cycle repeating and repeating um by the way who were you in our world you sound like some kind of really nice guy like a saint or something I I admit my past was um a bit splotchy I I have anger issues right I I've always had and I've um I don't know if you've ever heard the uh I don't you believe they made a Trilogy of movies around that slap crazy I I don't know if you guys are aware of um Jack the Ripper your Jack the Ripper yeah what my real name is uh Jack Wellington uh it's kind of surprising they didn't catch you no um kind of on the nose there but I they didn't catch me because I came here that's why nobody found out who Jack the Ripper was because I went you're actually Jack the Ripper yeah what you take the organs out man that's something like that you're killed and brutally murdered five prostitutes listen it's it was a I I lived a dog life I'm not saying I'm a good person and I've tried to repent for my sins by protecting as many people now I reject the doctor for a Redemption I can't believe hold on sorry this is the second time in a fortnight that I have seen Jack the Ripper lauded as the Savor of humanity and it's strange that it's happened twice ever but friends it happened twice in a fortnight is insane does I don't know what the other example is but I'll let you know I have not consumed any Jack dripper related to the anime I have yet to read record yeah I brought up here anyone's screaming at me I have not consumed record no no no it's not it's not even close to being similar it's just funny though no it is and it's just funny it's a similar kind someone trying to save you money um okay Jack if I can call you that you seem to have good intentions but you Ripper I don't know who that is Jack you I get what you're trying to do but it's obviously stopped working right so I have a few questions yes maybe we can maybe we can work together I mean you know maybe you're not irredeemable it is reassuring to me that you guys are not just mindlessly following Leonardo da Vinci we were just working off the information we had I just based off the information like Tony old Tony wanted to go home Cody wanted to go home and the only way to go home was to activate the towers I don't want to go home because this world's way cooler you guys I'm helping them because they're my friends and it's fun did you guys not kill the prince of vestoria that's what my Scout said that's not up to I did you guys kill the prince of something no the only people we've killed are like jewelry Genghis Khan is gone not the bad oh [ __ ] people who killed the Prince summoned us no no that's not it was the prince the prince summoned you oh yeah the prince someone does and then he was killed we thought that was I assumed it was you that killed him what for my summer reports you guys all left a cave and when my Scouts went in there was a dead prince in there that is true and so there were other people do the Assassins trying to kill the prince and I know for a fact that Leonardo da Vinci was trying to kill the prince that's why he was running away I mean I don't want to have to defeat Leonardo da Vinci here but like he seems to be did you get his we're still trying to find his the other prince his other son he would be like you don't know anything about it like a toddler oh my God Leonardo da Vinci is trying to kill both of them because he's already killed the king oh my God Wellington have you ever at any point ordered a baby to be kidnapped no of course not I don't think he was your guy oh wait we were in possession of that baby for a long time and we've only miss it recently uh lost contact man bad timing all around isn't it why would I steal a baby we don't know we also didn't know why you were sending assassins to kill us all right everybody everybody I think we have a severe lack of communication between all parties involved here and we had to take a few minutes and just bring everybody up I just told you guys it would cause Mass Carnage in the end of the world if you activate these towers and you were guys were like we're gonna do it anyway so I assumed uh you didn't believe me I'm hurt all right rustage I am going to use uh let's see I'm just gonna use my magical tinkering because I'm not trying to make a magical anything I'm trying to make a white board I'm gonna tinker and create a whiteboard all right all right everybody let's just break down exactly what we know here and I'm just writing everything on the Whiteboard on Wellington Leonardo da Vinci shark baby what's going on here and just so the prince summoned us the prince got killed by assassins we killed the Assassins we met with Leonardo da Vinci he told us our only way to get home is to activate the towers we ran into William Shakespeare who had a baby the baby used the William Shakespeare baby baby summoned William Shakespeare the baby well that makes sense because the The Prince and the baby were escaping with all the necklaces that the king had that he managed to get why and why was only stopping this oh my God so Leonardo da Vinci's the bad guy is basically what I'm getting across here well well no he just got summoned maybe he just wants to go home the same way Cody who kidnapped the baby then well who kidnapped the baby probably later on even she right it didn't seem like he knew anything about it he is a master of deception he is Leonardo Da Vinci yeah he could have just lied to us and I wouldn't have questioned it did you just did you just do what he told you the whole time he's Leonardo da Vinci and you're Jack the Ripper yeah I'm really glad I didn't actually listen immediately to you Wellington if I would have just listened to you blindly then yeah these guys would be well we'd all be fighting right now yeah I am yeah we pretty much our goals aligned with da Vinci based off of them wanting to go home so all right so when the towers are activated when the towers are activated the fountain in the capital is filled with power and it is that power that you draw from and you and can't see the abilities to to use those three wishes that power that Fountain also will rebirth the the deities we even all get to use the wishes or do we have to fight each other to use them do each of us get three wishes because that's pretty crazy a tournament afterwards I actually don't know how it would work now because the gods are not alive I can't tell you I just know that it used to be would only work if there was one person Left Alive um but the the I know that Leonardo da Vinci well at least I assume he's he's going to try and use that power to give himself power wealth and he's maybe gonna wish himself home to conquer Earth where we're from I think he realized what sort of power he could get and I think he's working alongside the gods to be able to so the gods will be able to conquer this world again and he will be able to go back home and Conquer Earth with his Newfound Supernatural power I really feel like I'm out of my depth here guys I really don't know here I think we should find this baby though that's the main premise of this seminar so blood does get weak Earth by generation [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [Applause] uh Antonio immediately page no problem your Grandpa would have done it no problem I I I'm not his Tony old Tony would have done what no problem I mean I don't I don't understand what you mean here [ __ ] you I don't know all right cool but you you do bring a good point I've been entirely working off the premise of that there's only one person who can use the power of the fountain right all right because that's how it works in my time so what do you do just jump in the fountain but I I'm not sure I assume what what I did was I just put my hands into it and absorbed it oh all right yeah okay I'm just so I'm just saying here like I think Leonardo eventually also lied to us a little bit yeah it seems like based on how it used to work there used to be one person standing gets to wishes he was saying once we lit up the towers we would all just be able to go home by jumping into the fountain but how would he know that he just got teleported here like us I I think he lied I think he's dust lying and using you guys and um but but if it is true that we that once the tower is activated and the the power of the fountain is usable by I guess whoever first touches it um that's why he's set up his base in the capital next to the Fountain so the moment you guys light up that last Tower he'll just be able to use it before you even know we might have a way of displacing Leonardo da Vinci from the capital and it involves an election we have again the shark is calling a timeout in character I think we need to reconvene as a party privately have a conversation about this information we've taken in am I part of your party I can stay over here if you don't trust me yet it's you're like the intermediary all right I don't know what you can come Anthony and that family I think they're immediately trustworthy yeah they're good people right well Tony and they're both neutral good they're both very yeah the the the Schmidt Family line I will say the one advantage I have over Leonardo da Vinci obviously besides being immortal is um I do know where all of the towers are ah Leonardo da Vinci has had to find him and Scout them but I've I know where they are I mean that's why I keep knowing where to send the mercenaries to you guys or put it you know uh well this little anime the dragons little anime nerd right here doesn't have his Tower activated you know where his is at yes where's it my tower the wizard way more importantly do snake women exist in this this there's bird people there's lizards is there hybrid snake human people in this world please kid let me know kid really likes snake women yeah it's important for the plan trust me why why is that important to the plan well I just do they existence just answer the kid's question it looks like he really means a lot to him yeah of course they do oh all right well all right your um your Tower the wizard tower I assume uh what you know what I I'm not gonna tell you unless I'm not 100 sure you're not just gonna backstab me for Leonardo da Vinci so hold on not fair absolutely Leonardo da Vinci make wishes that could affect this world he could wish to destroy snake women he can wish to destroy this world and go home he can win for wealth power anything he wants I'm not gonna let him get that I think I can really like him we'll have the snake win oh yeah yeah he has the thing that's his fetish okay cool all right well hey man uh uh okay are we convenient are we like hoodling on the other side of the room yeah what's up shark what are you thinking wire okay on a scale of one to ten one being trusting the articaprio more 10 being trust in Jack the Ripper more where are we falling right now I'm probably about an eight uh uh I mean I I really am out of my depth like I said but I'm leaning on trusting uh what Wellington's saying to us right now and that Leonardo da Vinci is not that trustworthy of a guy I've never met the man though you guys met him you could judge a lot about a person's character by what they actually look like you know they have their facial expressions and everything he's Italian so depending on how you feel oh okay right yeah what happens to Italians in 2050 you Mussolini too Electric Boogaloo I'll give you a history lesson another day but let's just say corporations mostly own everything okay oh cool we're going cyberpunk I'm down for that that's right yeah how you feeling Norman honestly I don't know what we should do in this exact situation but clearly we could not allow Leonardo DiCaprio I mean big brain moment we're not even a joke touch that Tower first who knows what he would do and clearly he lied to us yeah Norman you told me in your time they were working on something called virtual reality where you can look at things in front of you and see them correct yeah I have that here I just give him okay and then you said one of the things you wanted to see happen to make it better was you feel the things has that happened with your reality in the future bad Tony hi my name's Anthony Can You Feel The VR in the future I yes we have this like and then dive technology it's like solid Imaging yeah you go in there's like a little room and then you could just yeah it's like little versions that means there's a VR in the future where you Norman can VR with snake women yeah people program all sorts of weird kinky sex stuff in those chambers all the time yeah to get Norman into bad Tony's future my name is Anthony I am I'm so torn I don't know what to do now do I go home do I stay here that sounds like paradise I think I figured it out that's the real end goal here wait why is shock shock is going to be the only one for my party staying in this world no no no all of the brewery no shut up you're not supposed to know that yet shut the [ __ ] up I need everyone else so I own it and I become the richest person in the land not that Cody actually minds but um look I know it's kind of confusing because your name is Tony and my name's Anthony which is short for Tony but my name's not bad Tony I'm really I don't don't call me that all right okay I think we even know I'll take that over that sure sure like you guys I mean you can't I don't know if you could come back to my time period I don't know if that's how that works but I guess time travel kind of exists now and before you ask no we don't have time machines in my future it's not that far I prefer to go back to where I came from all right sure good with you okay back in the 1980s where uh Nintendo did stuff I I don't know it's I I don't know how I feel about lighting up all the towers whatever well I'm happy to try to help you guys get home so we can do it but for the time being I do think I agree with Wellington Leonardo is not our our friend in this scenario there might be a communication error we could talk to him and stuff but uh we cannot allow him to use us to get to the top to the the fountain first yeah so what I think we need is Washington George Washington George Washington is here yeah to take power of the capital so that Leonardo Leonardo da Vinci why don't you play DiCaprio can't stay here great idea Leonardo DiCaprio oh geez okay uh he's an amazing actor uh well ever since Titanic too it's his career's been in the crapper last night too yeah are you gonna Regale this plan to Wellington I think so I think are we all happy to work with Wellington I I just need one piece of solid proof that we're not being [ __ ] right here all right that would be nice I want one is there and I know that's a big ask right because you're trying to prove negatives but is there anything that Wellington can offer I mean he he he he if only we had fun of Truth and do that I could do a lot of stuff but I can't do that Wellington can say I can give you proof of um and he looks over at the gravestones I mean they're all buried with their necklaces they don't work anymore they're no I just think there's a really cool moment oh Lord wait I have a question Wellington yeah you said there were you fought in the tournament yes and 11 people died yeah there are 12 headstones but one of them is mine I died it's like a metaphorical death uh I've left me behind yeah I read it in the Poetry yeah I bet he wrote about that okay oh he read about it a lot yeah but if they have their necklaces our necklace is our new necklace their new necklaces necklaces as just sort of a constant in this universe every time the game's end new ones are created even if I sealed away the gods I wished it wouldn't happen but they are still here little fragments of their power you know like the Dragon Balls so why do you think I know about Dragon Ball because um why do you think the king and his family would have wanted to summon Leonardo yeah and the people with the necklaces I I can't imagine why it's it's very possible that some cleaner some like servant just accidentally activated one of the necklaces and it became Leonardo da Vinci you know what I mean and then he set off the chain reaction to where we are now what what do you mean people if if you have magical wishes that could Grant you anything I'm sure no matter what time period if you it'll be impossible to keep these uh keep these uh necklaces intact people are always going to try to steal them and use them nobody knew what they did I meant it people used to know what they did that was I had to over time phase out knowledge of what these necklaces did so the only people who knew were me and the vestorian Royal Family um so yeah maybe maybe they wanted maybe they're working actually they wouldn't be working with DiCaprio nothing oh my God I don't understand my running theory is that someone in the palace found one of the necklaces maybe they were moving it accidentally used it summoned Leonardo he started uncovering more information than he should have and now he's enacting this plan to re Resurrect The Gods because okay whatever the truth is Wellington Jack we've come to the decision as a party that we're going to work with you because we've been deceived by Da Vinci and he's obviously trying to use us for some nefarious end so what we're going to do is we have a plan our guy George Washington in the capital is currently running to displace the royal family as the leaders of the capital and install his religion democracy God save our glorious Nation that seems a problem okay and if you would like our help the fee for hiring otherworldly Brewing is just 400 a month oh I mean I I have an unlimited source of wealth I can fund anything if we if you guys are not lying to me and you do have a way to get rid of Leonardo da Vinci then I can supply wealth you can fund his campaign I can fund George Washington's Police you would fit right at home in my world Wellington I have a question though what says that Leonardo da Vinci would accept the result of the election because I imagine that George Washington would win the election Leonardo da Vinci go this is [ __ ] and then get the entire Army of vestoria to kill George Washington that's George Washington's bread and butter my guy if we set that up we're just gonna see a great man thrive because uh yeah you realize if we if we side with George Washington Da Vinci can't take us on yeah Julius Caesar also had an army and I still likes Tim wow wow she did I turned into a giant monkey and I suplexed him killing hundreds but we took on Caesar and Genghis Khan at the same in the same day you also had the entire Army impressive Astoria on your side when you did that we had the walls thestoria did nothing yeah was busy fighting games I I do want to say that now Leonardo da Vinci would have the wolves but he thinks we're on their side true yeah we're just assassinating I have no way of getting close to Leonardo these are the issues that I have faced no matter how many mercenaries I hire I can't summon I can't have enough to take on an army and Leonardo da Vinci at the he's a very powerful man but if you guys can find a way to you never try to pay off the Army you have an infinite supply of money I've tried but they're fiercely loyal to the kids that's who they think is still alive that really makes no sense to me but that's just my modern sensibility yeah that's amazing responsibilities whatever huh did you say the king isn't alive yeah I said this a little bit earlier I I'm when I'm running on the theory that Leonardo da Vinci has killed the king and because there's no way the king would let him have this much power I mean we didn't see the King right every time we went there he was like busy can you prove it I can't honest the king is dead I kind of believe Jack here it looking back it's like why wasn't the king there why were we only talking to Leo sorry I would prefer if you just call me Wellington Jack just I'm not that man anymore no [Laughter] no did Paul Ripper tell him to change his name because this is listen I'm the Ripper not Ripper oh right right right but I'm not anymore would you use someone's old name like don't name him yeah don't dead I don't dead name Wellington okay I mean Jack has been he doesn't call you well he's fine I'm sorry um they're sort of the only things that keep me happy they're a lovely bright color yeah yeah I was gonna ask about that but I kind of didn't but with the boots and all but you know yeah okay all right I'm sorry guys what's the plan are we trying to kill Leo or just have him lose I think control try and win the election all right if Da Vinci opposes us we can take him out bear in mind if he brings this to like a war we have like six necklaces on our side as well as the entire Army of hogard there you go you guys have an alliance with the armies of hogard oh yeah we're good friends with their King I don't know who those are but I'm assuming they're like big dudes yeah they like kind of like me like an imagine of an army of me and I flex yeah oh for sure that is an impressive Army you do work out quite a bit we saved them from like uh from from Julius Caesar he took control of of them and like Cast Away typical thing that that happens well if it's anything like the elections from my day if you just throw enough like basically corporations are just political parties where I'm from so if you just throw in it like Jim Donaldson won the last election and that was just because he had the most money so there you go all right can I just lay out the full plan real quick yeah yeah okay so we're all on the same page the plan as of now is possibly a two-pronged approach which I do prove of uh and it would be either the a plan which would be to beat Leonardo DiCaprio in an election using centuries if not Millennia ahead of the time what da Vinci DiCaprio Da Vinci sorry ahead of its time election tactics that would probably easily hand it to us because like we could do propaganda on a level oh yeah no [ __ ] idea yeah she has no idea how to have an election excuse me where's Tony I'm talking um wow and then from there we also maybe have a b plot word my name is Anthony okay man who wants to be called Anthony who was worse too my name is Anthony I grab him by the scruff I told you like four times a couple hours ago please I'm gonna try to lift him up with the power armor I don't know how that even works you get like advantage on a strength check I don't know any of your artifacts so yeah no that's not it's nothing like that I'm just yeah okay let's say you're 17. just like whatever starts lifting you slowly into the air Mr shock okay sad about your grandfather and you're gonna look cool I'm sorry I know you might have been my grandfather's lover but but listen all right I don't take that disrespect all right if you were under me in the fire department you'd be severely reprimanded for that okay the shark is just gonna fall onto you and start weeping over the last Sprint oh God so this just like open the flood gates for the sharks just a little morning just you like saying I miss him so much he would know what to do he could make it so he'd hear the truth just completely like just losing it I'm pretty sure I'm responsible for my son dying oh my God they took my fin and then just just fall apart all right I'm not really a I'm not I'm not into therapy I'm not more of I'm more of a medical guy so you you I don't know how to handle this really honestly yeah I'm telling you just just let him be he's okay I'm sorry I'm sorry Tony I'm sorry you could call me whatever you want I'd prefer Anthony where there's actually an assassination attempt to be the backup if that works out there could be conflict where War could break out because democracies that's a problem you know things could happen but what could really end up tying it together it was the fact that George Washington gets an advantage when he fights tyrants plus five if I look at the character and that means you'd be living an advantage what we just need to do is gather up the Allies we've been meeting so far the bird people the all the people who fought alongside us kicking down these people we could put out the Avengers cry and just have that be the worst case scenario C plan in case a goes the bad route of b um all right I rigged the election as well I I'm sure yeah I'm missing I'm sure Washington could win I think there's most options here we can win I'm just saying I could turn invisible and like change the ballots and stuff you know [Laughter] Cody if I'm working on the assassination attempt he's working on rigging the election we need you to pose as the other side and try and be like a face of election oversight but really you're just keeping an eye out for DiCaprio trying to steal away I mean Da Vinci trying to steal the election I'm supposed to spy I want to clarify this Leonardo da Vinci not Leonardo DiCaprio right I just want to clarify who we're dealing with here is DiCaprio still dating 25 year olds you don't even want to know half the [ __ ] that's Leonardo DiCaprio is up to it's it's you're 19 by the way it's not even 25. yeah I mean I know you guys were part of him when he was like at the height of his career but it's you know it's been not doing good for him he's up to 40 fix it okay Wellington interrupts okay oh wait one more thing sorry Wellington um if there's no King how would the election work is it just gonna be Leo versus Washington I assume Leo would be working on the premise that there is a king everyone thinks there's the king yeah um it'll be it'll be Washington against the Royal Family which is a difficult to win I do want to say that but if you guys managed to pull it off um I just uh how can I trust that if you guys were to get the power of the fountain that you won't I'm a firefighter you could trust me won't do the same thing that Leonardo da Vinci is going to do one of us is Gonna Leave another one's gonna go to another one's time another one's gonna go home as well and I'm gonna go be a capitalist can we use our wishes to be like like one like one of which to like bring people home and then the other one to like just banish the summoning system altogether so we could stop it from ever happening in again yeah you you could um you could do that I can't do that personally but and he looks up it just if I were to touch the well that nothing would happen um it has to be it has to be a necklace user and I mine doesn't I see um but if one of you were to do it then yes I guess you could but [Music] um I just never thought that I don't even know if it would work for me because you built mine it wouldn't work for you ah so I hope that's all right then no temptation is no you know loss of power that's all right Tony I trust you or you could be the one to make I will make this deal with you then it's a sort of trust thing if you guys take down Leonardo da Vinci I will tell you where Norman's Tower is deal all right okay I won't tell you what all the rest of them are um if but I'll tell you what Norman's is why can't you just tell the rest of them after because I I wear again well right but after we succeed we'll be proving your trust you you know once you succeed you'll be proving that you've taken down Leonardo da Vinci there's still a chance that you guys might want to take his place all right sure that's the big evil guys that want to destroy the world you know baby step sorry sorry sorry my very favorite Tony Anthony thank you you can go ahead and [ __ ] right off with us having to prove our moral standing to a serial killer you can trust us [ __ ] off that's what I'm gonna say to that I [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys so far have been doing what Leonardo da Vinci's been doing blindly and listen I'm only going off the basis of what you guys told me I I still don't know if you guys killed the Prince or not um and um and they're you know other people that you have killed um we're out who who have we killed that didn't first attack us um there's a lot of people on that list I haven't killed a single person since I arrived here not just saying that right now who have we killed that didn't first attack us except for the prince because you don't believe us that the shark has killed quite a few like people just shooting ah um and I mean for the most part they're they tend to want to be against us and our enemies like even Julius Caesar who like welcomed us like he was I'm not trying to claim a moral High Ground in terms of in terms of murder I'm just saying that I don't know trust you guys yeah and and this would be a good step towards trust but I'm not saying that it's a cool full trusting you know what I'm giving you Norman's Tower in exchange exchange this is a new partnership yes we can work on the trust you're fine all right you guys did actually kill snowball ice cream man not accidentally I was gonna vote for this I what is not involved with them here he overdosed on hallucinogenic ice cream he was selling at the side of the road that is not really on Earth but we liked it it kind of was fun so I feel like we were kind of products what did my grandfather say when you guys killed the ice cream man he uh I think he ate some of the ice cream no Cody was the only one that ate it uh I don't know if your grandfather actually saw it oh okay well then that makes sense then I uh his moral character the ice cream man was an accident and it was that that was his fault for yeah you guys are now employing his children a good decent wage yes and his kids we give his kids a job oh wow see there you go okay wait to the party do we want to offer him some collateral like do everything we can get his collateral two Wellington yeah like a collateral trust collateral you know that's how my brain works I'm a Gangster we give collateral what do we have we can give them all Tony's thing about the [ __ ] my grandfather's old phone yeah I downloaded everything into my brain so I it yeah hello God yeah you don't get anything and I it's like if someone else tried to spoke on um the shark cigar they're not gonna talk to there's nothing in here yeah no just pictures and a lot of old AC DC music right yeah uh I don't think we have anything we can really offer as collateral it's okay the collateral is sorry I thought it was a good idea I really tried to think there I apologize no no it's okay we have it we have a deal we have a deal and I'm I'm I am far more than relieved honestly very stressed you guys were [ __ ] everything and I didn't know how to deal with it because no matter who I sent um you guys just kept dealing with them and yeah we're pretty powerful actually see that's why I'm glad I could be the mediator and I thought that Leonardo eventually had his claws deep in you and uh yeah we just wanted to go home but if he's like betraying us here communication is the key to success always remember that Wellington I know you all came from different time periods communication yeah no look we're we we are gonna go we're gonna overthrow Leonardo because we're powerful you know what in fact we're so powerful I might even be able to control everything take control that's a joke it's like a dark cloud just goes around like a bead of sweat like it's on the on his bones I just I just give like I give I give Wellington like a nudge in the ribs like uh-huh yeah wouldn't that by the way if the King's dead wouldn't that make that baby the king wish them if it's alive if he's alive yeah we gotta find that baby you gotta find that baby you gotta find my God versus Finn the election he really is you've got to find that baby yeah be continued you gotta find that baby all right I I can't believe I was about to be like all right let's just leave that was our most productive episode ever yeah we were genuinely about to be like what the [ __ ] are we got to talk to Wellington about let's get out of here and they're like okay I want to talk I'm like okay the shark really had a lot of really good ideas yeah that's one of that's one of the best uh most useful conversations we've had in the entire series no now we have a plan

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Published: Sun Apr 09 2023