ISEKAI D&D #27 | "How Does That Make You Feel?" | Tekking101, Daniel Greene, Shwabadi & Briggs

thank you hello everyone welcome back to isakai Dungeons and Dragons this is episode 27 uh I'm joined with Briggs Norman I can't yeah it's good to be back I'm joined with Anthony teching hey guys haven't had a single combat yet but guaranteed it's pretty cool uh I behave with the shark Daniel Green against his will and I'm here with Cody schwabity the the sound like you're gonna add another I I I tried to think of something but I couldn't yeah I need a tally from anyone who's watched all of these Sky D episodes of how many times rustage has left my name to last because you're in the bottom right I just do it in order of the thing all right whatever I get welcome back episode 27. I'm here with Cody schwabity uh the shark daddy agreed hi at City teching why am I third and all right we're doing again welcome back at the end okay welcome back to episode 27 where I'm here we're taking Anthony why am I first okay hello welcome back to episode 27 I'm here with schwabity Cody taking Anthony Norman Briggs and the shark Daniel Green is that the best order uh okay with number two I'm fine with number two all right all right okay my dad bought me last two so it's all right okay I'm here with Trump it long time since the last episode if you guys remember the last thing that happened was um you guys uh were yeah you could put me last man that's I'm I'm just happy to be involved I'm gonna die um because you guys were you you guys found out the truth she has a giant robot you guys found out the truth about Leonardo da Vinci from Wellington who used to be Jack the Ripper you you went to run a political campaign for George Washington and mid political campaign Lena Da Vinci realized that you guys were working against him and so he realized that you guys must be trying to stop his plans uh and he summoned his giant he found out that you guys found out the truth because you guys really were just [ __ ] you da Vinci and yeah so he summoned his giant Mech that he's made out of the castle of the capital of vestoria and you guys are now fighting alongside George Washington and Jesus the mech of Leonardo da Vinci it's been a crazy ass Adventure It's been a uh before we start the episode I don't remember it not at all before we start the episode I do want to say if you want to meet me or schwabody and you live in Europe we are going to be at twitchcon Paris uh performing on the the Kappa Cabana stage on on the Sunday uh do you know the time uh 2 p.m like 2 15. 2 p.m on the 9th for the Sunday so come swing by and say hello and I will um we'll be there me as well yeah um and if you'd like to meet tacking he doesn't lock his door [Laughter] comment somebody said oh that was like yeah I know where you live I'm like oh okay oh [ __ ] that's me that's me I know what you have he does actually do you though do you remember I'm out in the middle of nowhere uh I do actually I do he remembers because he left it as the pinned comment on the first East Sky dude you're not all right I tried Pennsylvania it's not great okay so actually I need you guys to roll initiative yeah yeah I've wrote Initiative for the the everyone else oh that is not good [Laughter] there we go oh my God I'm ready boys seven initiative ready to go we're all back there having a coffee we're not even woken up yet you're insane yeah you guys are drinking coffee meanwhile I'm drinking what what's initiative based off of again your dexterity yeah phenomenon it's based on his intelligence instead though I think yeah it's it's his Dex plus intelligence I think this is special I'm smart because he's so smart he just knows I should get a high initiative role we'll send it that was like we were at the you were doing the debate between right so everyone else who was like in the audience they were all running away now they're screaming and they're running um right in the middle of the city yeah right I mean the castle is the mech that you're fighting people evacuate because that's kind of what I do and um I think that means actually Mr Norman you're first okay um Good Luck Norman Norman looks up and he's like Jesus Christ not you not you um hey dude hey man you you want something no it just died it's the phrase people say wow they got a phrase that's my name that's pretty cool you know what let's start off with some fireworks boys Fireball attack all right you're Fireball in I'm Fireball giant Mick okay go ahead King uh eight D6 fire damage on a failed save and you need to yeah we all know what Fireball does like like that the road 20 version of clippy has popped off on your screen it's just like a dice with eyes like hey seems like you want to cast a fireball did you know eight D6 damage are you having any problems I I can help like no are you sure the question is is it slash r or r slash I haven't gone [Laughter] um take that holy [ __ ] okay thorny bastard this is what happens the the fireball hits the mech exploding and I don't I think be I just don't think he does dexterity Savory throats because he's just a giant Mech so he takes the 429 yeah um yeah he takes the full brunt of the 29 damage uh exploding on his on his but you see crumbling bits of stone spraying off I haven't run to your DNA just uh do you want to do anything else uh no guys that barely did that barely did anything just don't let him step on you please yeah sure should we I guess like Cody will Bleak like during Norman's turn looking at our positioning so we're all kind of grouped up now right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel like we should spread out yeah I'm backing up as far as the idea okay can I get on top of this building or would that you would have to climb up the side of a building yeah I would let you try it um do I have to like rural Athletics yeah I'll let you do a roll of Athletics to climb on top of it if I fail I'm gonna fall back down and walk around if you no if you it depends on how much you fail yeah yeah there's like a you you succeed yeah okay that is a crazy role for Norman as well because yeah Classics yeah hey he's been he's been working out with him Cody has been training go yeah I climbed the wall I'm so proud of you bro so now you're on top of the building uh it is now the mecca Da Vinci's turn oh crap oh God we are all clustered the mech has four arms uh like like you know the Vitruvian man yeah of course of course so you say this this Mech is made of a castle give us like a sense of scale here oh it's it's Castle size it's human literally just yeah yeah gigantic like the hand of it you would be just a little little fellow on the hand oh god um yeah and these could seem to be in the head yeah all right all right he's in the Vitruvian Man starts controlling it uh oh my God like he's in a position it's like Pacific yeah like Pacific Rim and he moves he moves his hand um and he brings down he's got four arms oh yeah you lagged for me I wasn't me this time oh God I hope this stream didn't like for everyone else uh he's gonna be in it four arms like the guy from Ben 10 uh which I don't know about okay four arms of Ben 10 and he's gonna slam down on four people one of them is going to be normal you're first because you attacked him God sorry damn it that hits I assume it does hit wow uh so you take 17 damage not bad okay uh uh guys spread out please I'm just gonna need another old Tony situation here we do not I'm just gonna do the other ones by random because there is one two three four five of you so uh We're not gonna be able to withstand a lot of these hits all right Cody you're taking a slam 24. uh yeah that's gonna have 20. dude my AC is 13. that's not right that can't be correct well yeah what the hell what the hell happened here oh yeah you only have plus one decks no that is correct oh no okay 20 damage okay ignore this I don't know what I ignore ignore that I don't know what that is I take 20 damage though yeah you take 20 damage he's then gonna hit um uh that's gonna be George Washington oh no not George that definitely hits George Washington who takes 22 damage and finally the last Vitruvian Manhunt oh is going to hit uh the shark and that 29 is it so I assume that hits I just don't get hit you don't get hit don't worry oh it's like right in between the left finger in the fourth finger I'm like the four Castle Mech hands slammed down one hit and Cody one hitting George Washington he tries to block it with his American flag Shield but it sit underneath and the shark you also take 25 damage [Music] um man really lucked out on that one all right hey but it's Jesus's tongue out of curiosity how much range does this Castle have does it like look like it's shot would I be able to would I would be able to perceive like the length of the arm you would but um it because of its humongous size um it's its reach is it's the city um I mean you could run away far enough that he he you would be out of range of it yeah you'd have to run a good like 60 80 feet though okay the same yeah yeah they're holding to it all my attacks are longer than that get [ __ ] on okay yeah I think you would be able to get out of range with him if you wanted to I might actually have a spell that's gonna be useful all right sweet well it's Jesus's term he goes hey dude that's not cool don't squish people with big arms the only one who could can touch people with his big arms is the Lord and then he is he's gonna do monk things he's gonna hit him with his ceremonial pole and strike twice one of the strikes does hit but the ceremonial pole just like he just drops it um he's like oh man I haven't used this in a while that second attack doesn't hit I don't know why I clicked it uh so he does 12 damage to the to the giant castle Mech and Anthony it is your turn all right I just giant hand came down and completely missed me so that's like all right yeah yeah the the luck of my forefathers of my grandfather with me um I'm going to use shatter on this thing does this thing count as a construct um it does count as a construct yes okay lovely all right yeah it's made out of stone I'm assuming too so that makes it fun yeah this means that it does double damage off of this [ __ ] mess unfortunately not so I I use my my arm transforms into like a giant Cannon and as I fire that for flavor and it has to make a con safe but it has disadvantage on the con save oh because it's a it's a giant because it's a construct yeah yeah um all right I'm assuming the con of this giant robot's gonna be insane he critically fails Thunder damage okay get a load of this guy's Constitution this guy has a shitty Constitution okay 15. 15. that's okay yeah so shatter's supposed to like break up and Destroy inorganic yeah it does yeah I have a thing here hold on a second here we go um a non-magical object that isn't being worn or carried also takes damage so does that count for Da Vinci is he not magical he's not an object I mean like the actual like wait so walls that it's built yeah yeah will that be able to break any of that I don't know okay I would say where are you aiming the shatter on his body because it does just have a it's a 10 foot radius on the body so yeah where are you aiming this shatter I mean I'm gonna be a it's a 60 foot range so you think I couldn't reach that head the head right but you could I'll go as high up the groin as high up as I could go no no no no no no no no no no his [ __ ] uh the leg the shin I'm aiming for the shin okay um you shatter what are you the channel like the kneecap the right shin the right shin space in between the knee and the ankle that's what I'm aiming for yeah okay you you shatter a huge chunk of the stone in the shin and that's gonna make him stumble slightly as um you are now reducing his movement speed is what you've done there which yeah yeah we'll see if that's gonna be helpful for you guys but you did reduce his movement speed so congratulations try to shatter his nuts I don't know I don't think the robot could feel I don't think the robot even has nuts I don't know if I would did Da Vinci build this thing in anatomically correct yeah well maybe he's gonna take a legendary action here now all right before here we go before Cody goes um you see Da Vinci high up in the mech just a speck uh he pulls out a paintbrush and the mech pulls out a paintbrush and he paints this like circle of uh Magic almost using his warlock Arctic artist Powers don't ask how it works and okay you see purple energy bursting through the wooden at the the stone body of this Castle Mech and an out of the circle a laser beam of warlock power shoots forth towards Anthony and I need you to dexterity saving through Anthony all right a deck save huh all right let me just double check to see if I have anything that could help me with that uh I don't think I do now okay all right that's not great uh what'd you get nine nine that is not great actually fun fact uh uh well you gotta take 41 damage all right I'm Not Dead uh but there's a decent amount of damage that cuts your health all the way down to 10 as you get full on the last of warlock Mech energy um uh now I do have a repulsion shield and if I use my reaction after being hit I can push the attacker back 15 feet if that functions with this thing um is it when you don't know if that's is it when you hit one attack uh did I write that down of course I did I write everything down okay uh yeah it's a melee attack yeah yeah yeah it is now your move yeah I think um it's how tall is it from the ground to this thing's head how tall is your average Castle it's taller than that Hogwarts it's it's definitely like more than like a hundred feet at least yeah I just first of all before I do anything I'm going to turn to the team and I'll be like we're fighting a castle we can't beat a castle we need to get to the man yeah we could try um the shock is just gonna unload a cliff into the things but I just know it but I'm going to foot oh my my fault my fault my fault you're right you're right you're right the knee um I'm going to try and get as close to him as I can and to think I think to do that I'm gonna have to turn into can I can I go can I go ape I mean I'm assuming can I go monkey mode can you go monkey mode um you've got a contact Drew if you want to go monkey mode yeah I wanna I think I should do that instead of like just trying to Wild chip because because all of the wildship creatures that have a climbing speed aren't that strong so I think I'm just gonna get one shot um so I'm gonna try and contact Drew okay into my moment of me yeah you you contact Drew uh he's he's lifting weights he goes oh oh you caught me at a time I was just lifting some weights um yeah bro the grind don't stop listen I'm in a moment of need again yeah I need to go monkey mode who are you fighting bad guy I can see who you're fighting what are you doing Cody why are you fighting Leonardo da Vinci he's on our side exactly I mean not not that you're evil but like just you know you know his goals right you know what he's trying to do yeah he's trying to revive all of us that's your goals as well why are you trying to fight him for different reasons we're trying to bring you back for a different reason if he does it some bad [ __ ] goes down if we do it some good [ __ ] goes down that doesn't that doesn't quite make sense to me do you want to just do is this a deception I will let you have this deception from Monkey mode but it will be tricky because there's a big lie yeah just bad at Deception okay uh uh where's the section there it is zero ten yeah okay he he gets help from his workout and he walks over to you he gets up in your face he goes listen here boy I give you that power to help us to help the Gods you don't take my power and use it for evil evil [Music] yeah from my perspective [Laughter] you do what we want you to do or you are not getting our powers it's as simple as that oh boy fine then I don't need the power of the guards I got my own Weaponry right here flexing your games are weak bro all right as soon as he says your muscles work can I pull him off myself uh yeah you can because I think that might be able to make me a stronger creature then what in terms of what sort of polymorph you have right yeah hold on let me let me see what polymorph does real quick if this can give me a flying speed then that's better um I just realized that two-fifths of our party are him bows I would categorize four five fifths of the party are him bows I think yeah wait actually if you count George Washington [Laughter] come on guys I'm not a himbo but one day I will be Norman's only a himbo created out long before where he's from he doesn't even understand what it means [Music] [Applause] I can pull him off myself into any creature with a challenge rating of seven or less yeah holy [ __ ] but it will take it that's okay um you can pick another dinosaur though there's like I think I think stegosaurus is like five uh how do I change the challenge okay dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur I think I think Triceratops is five at stegosaurus six I know tricycle do you know what giant ape is that would be incredible you're like I could do it myself oh my God don't need no God Powers I don't need no guns that is your action though but you can't go monkey mode giant air but I'm going to start climbing the castle I have 40 feet of and you have the giant eighth character sheet already oh yes I have that um do I even do I have an ape I've definitely used a Nate before but you played an ape once he died he was a monkey that's true I thought he was still alive I'm gonna use this giant baby as a I'm so glad that like people watching this can't see the battle map that we have because it's just a big baby there now um how much HP does a giant ape have uh 114. I'll put that onto the baby why is the baby red like listen it's a long story all right uh it's it's to do with an old d d campaign I used to run for Mark and Friends uh where they had to fight a giant big baby that turned red um anyway your big baby for the moment so that's your that's your action Cody you said [ __ ] you drew and you turn into an ape yourself oh sorry giant air doesn't have 114 it has 157. but for some reason the sheet that you've given me on Roll 20 has less you nerfed him it has lower stats across the ball oh [ __ ] oh you're trying to nurse me what is this this is the giant Ape from the to the SRD it's right here the giant I'm looking at the monster manual giant uh they are rotted the giant ape challenge rating oh no it oh wait hold up you didn't know it is it is different I I did know if the giant ape oh you nerfed it intentionally yeah I I can make a better better giant ape than Drew um yo that's those gains man Cody's been working at it he's surpassed God so holy [ __ ] let me let me delete this giant ape yes and let's let me make a better Giant Egg just rename it giant ape like true form digivolves into Mega okay now you've got real giant ape yeah okay so now you're a real giant ape and I will make that uh you can see it everyone can see it that's incredible sorry uh no I'm also like 40 feet up does that take me above its legs yeah you're you're like above its knee at least okay cool cool um okay the shark it is now your turn I've been planning this entire time and researching I am so goddamn ready yes so first of all has it been fully a minute uh no it's it's been about six seconds a minute fine wait a minute since when sorry since I started seeing this Castle I hope oh yeah yeah so because it you know you he had to become a castle and do all that before the actual combat started so yes I would say so cool uh if you spit I'm gonna do know your enemy then if you spend at least one minute observing or interacting with another creature outside combat you can learn certain information about its capabilities compared to your own I I would say I would like to know two of its abilities yep um I would like to know its uh Armor class yep do we have we figured us that out sorry I was reading yeah no no so it you you can it's in relation to your own so I can tell you if it's higher or lower right so it's it's Armor class I'm going to assume is lower because it's so goddamn big or maybe doing damage to its kind of nah no I want to know its current hit points and I actually want to know it's um um total class levels okay right uh I don't think no thy enemy can get you like its exact hit points it just tells you if it's more or less than your own right no it says a Verbatim current hit points what the hell and I do think that means more or less but I need to know right now if it has more or less hit points than me uh it's kind of a lot more I think yeah it is a lot more I mean that is the answer multiplier um oh like a multiplier I think it's like four times the shark maybe more actually sorry how much does the shark have 45 44 right now it's about 10 times the shark Jesus all right this is a ballpark to work with yeah and then actually I would like to know if it's yeah the total class levels if any um I I don't think it has class levels because it's not okay I just know it's not it's not a player character or anything like that it doesn't have a call it's a Mech okay Mac got it okay so the shark's just stupid and I'm stupid I didn't realize that but I now have multiple other things I want to do here yeah I have action surge I have yeah um Second Wind and I have um goading attack okay I can do three attacks and I can do and so one of those attacks can be a goating attack correct right you could do four attacks with action search sweet I'm gonna do all four attacks the first of which will be a goating attack right he's gonna be unloading with my machine gun okay wouldn't help me yes the shark I gotta stay in character okay yeah sure okay sure I'm not gonna break character it's what do you do yeah I know I know yeah God's ability without contacting the god to have my bullets be like the Flaming super bullets um no I the abilities are inherently tied to the whether or not the gods allow you to have them or not so you would have to smoke this cigar and talk to him but would that take up an action no no that any conversation you guys have regards is instantaneous like for in terms of in in Universe when you talk to the god it just happens I hope my God is hot so I I'm going to light my cigar and do an instant conversation if that's okay this you smoke in your cigar you puff out this smoke and enveloped in the smoke you see um Frank the fighter fettuccine and he's sitting here he goes hey what the [ __ ] do you think you're doing did he talk like that I cannot remember what the [ __ ] do you think you're doing capisce hey man I know you understand my language I know we come from Families my family you got your family you disrespect my family you disrespect the fettuccine it's my daughter's wedding I think first of all I want to congratulate you on today the the day of your daughter's wedding yeah I'd like to congratulate you yes he's getting buried herself bozo but here's the thing you also just forgot the mafioso tradition that on a day of a daughter's wedding everyone's allowed to ask the father one favor that's literally a plot point of The Godfather I really walked myself into that one oh yeah 10 000 IQ shock s oh oh my golly gosh right so what's he say [ __ ] you but here you go you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding asking me to fight against Leonardo da Vinci oh [ __ ] all right so you're um your yeah it fires Flaming Bullets now I guess so they do an extra no it modifies the damage only oh I need to put that onto your sheet [ __ ] but yes um they would each each attack does an extra D6 fire damage um I just love the idea of him being like I'm busy today it's my daughter's wedding and I'm like I know all right do your Tommy Gun four times sweet one two oh [ __ ] hour well two of them hit two of them don't but one of them is a crit which is very good uh wait yeah your fire is ticked so click on your two tommy guns wait uh I wanted one of these to be a goading attack that's why I know it focuses on me yeah yeah yeah so that would be the I didn't declare which one though the first one yeah that's good because it will double the damage of the goading as well which isn't it okay because if that's your thingy so that's the first attack do the second attack that's the second attack and now you're goading you you roll a two dates two D eights okay um and do I add anything to that like no that's that that's the damage of your Gooding attack it's your maneuver damage two dates uh and so your total damage with your no rain no that's pretty good two plus ten plus six is 35 damage unloading into the um legs of this giant Mech I actually to be fair probably higher you've got a big range of the Tommy Gun just firing until lots of uh chunks of stone flying off uh I feel like I feel like he wants to focus on one specific point do you yeah I'm hitting the knee I'm trying okay yeah flying off his legs are getting ripped up uh fire burning away I just noticed the baby picture on screen and it makes me so [ __ ] happy they're sort of like wooden bits in between the stone sections the fire is lighting those on fire um burning his legs up holy moly and he's got to do a saving throw right a wisdom saving throw is here's the thing right you attack the mech but the mech is being controlled by the da Vinci so is it Da Vinci that does the saving throw but you didn't hit him with the golden attack you hit the mech does that make sense oh yeah so oh yeah that was just a shark so so the mech will uh make the saving throw but because it's a Mech it automatically succeeds any sort of you know trying to I guess that makes sense I want you to know this chart very much so the shark believes this is another creature it's like trying like to go to wall you know what I mean yeah yeah which does sound like something the shark would do to be fair well I want to say the shark to Goat it what he did during that attack was going your mother's just as cold and dry as you everyone's saying thank you Ripper and chat and I have no idea why but shout out to fix the lag okay Ripper killed the da Vinci for us come on all right uh the Mecca's gonna have one more legendary action before George Washington and this one's gonna go on the shark uh sounds like it's legendary that's the sound of it because it is it is gonna pull out a sword oh [ __ ] so it pulls out it holds it in two arms this giant sword um that looks like the Vitruvian man and why does okay it's got like blades it's got blades coming off a bit like the Vitruvian man this is not what I had at this point you know what I mean oh golly gosh okay and the sword is Gonna Come down on the Shark the sword is a powerful attack wouldn't this sword like destroy everything behind the shark for like 50 feet or whatever yeah it it will come down and destroy the buildings as well as the shark oh God I'm gonna yell as it descends uh 19 does that hit you oh yeah so he does bring it 23 and it it cuts it to the house and there's smoke bellowing up from the ground as he slices straight down through you with his giant uh Vitruvian mansort I think it would do more damage to that he's all right it was it was a bad roll but okay all right then we're good then hey it's George Washington I'm George Washington uh father of democracy and I'm here to take down this evil monarchy castles are a symbol of Oppression against the people oh say can you see do you just I like the idea that rustage all he knows about American history is really watching the Patriots I have noticed I have noticed this Daniel yes um what can he do he could do in the name of democracy which is that giant um thing that comes from the sky doesn't it no it doesn't it he has anywhere I did like when I turned to the team and said let's target DaVinci and not the Mac that did include him so I would hope that he had something that can like specifically Target I'll find division the his stuff actually I think comes with the ground um so he's just going to do a flame strike which is a vertical column of divine smile Spire Kenny aim for the leg it was down from the heavens it rolls down from the heavens okay it's roaring down from the head Da Vinci as well because it's in it's that he's in the face so it's in the face this this is um George Washington's best if the DC is higher than zero I don't know why it says zero this is uh George Washington's strongest move as this he calls upon democracy his American flag waving and this flame strike comes down from the heavens and Jesus goes says father is that you as um he's got to do a deck save Da Vinci does uh the mech's gonna take the damage but Da Vinci's gonna do a deck save um Mac take the damage I'm seeing on the sheet it's like still at full health no it has taken damage just a little bit though um DaVinci takes the full damage though um yeah sick is he is he from from most of us is he going to be like hidden away in the head of the Mac is he visible to us right now because that's relevant they're not earlier you leaned that with a pan brush and we saw him he he is there is there is a slit into which you can see him so he is okay I can see him you can see you can see him he's just a speck to you guys but you can see him and the giant radiant light burst down from the heavens and destroys part of the stone head of this oh perfect okay and the mech is going to take solid damage and da Vinci also takes damage on top of that as well um so I'll keep note of that uh and Norman that means it's your turn all right back to Norman if I were to try and fly up so he's in the helmet right yeah if I were to sort of fly up to the helmet would I you're flying speed attack is he a hundred feet up oh how high up is Da Vinci uh it wouldn't be an opportunity attack because you're not disengaging with the Mech um you are flying up the mech you would have to fly it for a decent while though because he is quite high up iena flying speed of 60 feet for the duration I'd say it would take us you could Dash that's 120 feet so if you you would be able to get up there this turn but you wouldn't be able to do anything else until next turn okay all right boys I think we got this this guy had a lot of HP Let's uh let's focus in on DaVinci [ __ ] that dude yeah uh so I I Dash and fly up it's a bird it's a plane it's Norman with a cane and I just land on the top of it I like that a lot okay okay so you uh you are now flying um hovering next to Da Vinci oh you landed Da Vinci space uh I land on top of the head oh so we can go inside yeah so you're above Da Vinci though yeah okay okay that's your whole action of movement yeah I'm like can I can I hide no no you can't you don't have any well you're done you use everything yeah yeah but you are now on top of davidji's head uh The DaVinci Castle mix head and now it's the next turn um okay he's gonna he has his four arms but now he has a sword so he's going to uh use three arms and a sword so he he puts the sword into one hand um he's he can't get to you Norman because if he tries to hit you he's hitting himself guys like make a lot of noise and fireworks there hey trying to hit me buddy yeah but you can't hurt me um I mean Da Vinci sort of scowls and looks up and you could hear David's voice go what the [ __ ] are you doing up there get the [ __ ] off is Gonna Come Around to try and smack you off and this will do damage to himself but also do damage to you if it hits that hits me um that's 18 damage to Norman but also 18 damage to the mech Norman if you get killed and fall down not killed but if you get knocked out and fall down Falls if he loses he's just dead yeah he would he would die falling damage um Norman can fly he cannot take full damage he'll just fly he can fly as long as he maintains concentration oh you need to do a grow for concentration yeah do a concert 15. you're not you're not flying right now what I'm saying maybe 10. you rolled off the side you're good yeah um either way I'm on top of his head right now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes all right uh the next one's gonna come with George Washington um because he's a nuisance and that hits George Washington oh he's a 13 though um and then another one's gonna come at I'm gonna move it up here and No One's Gonna Come at the shark okay I have things for this yes all right uh it depends if it hits me or not it does hit you 23. okay um then okay I only could have done a repo say if it sorry wow yeah I've been missing so it doesn't matter uh but okay how much damage am I 15. and he's a bad Rose I mean yeah these little green ones uh 15 as he smacks you the shark you are still not unconscious but you are you are definitely bloodied um and then the sword exhale the sword is probably gonna go against George Washington as well because uh and that does that hit George Washington hold up George Washington is the most armored out of everything yeah he's got a lot of [ __ ] yeah he's got the armor of American colonies yeah he does just hit him though unfortunately and uh 37 slashing damage into Jordan does he have Shield uh the spell um oh you know what let me double check huh uh saw a few of us have reactions no he doesn't know it's not on his list the spells here oh so that's 37 damage to George Washington he's like oh uh and Jesus goes okay I'm Jesus Christ and I'm ready okay the day of your daughter's wedding okay Jesus hasn't done a lot of fighting and he I don't think he's activated his Tower either so he is he is just gonna keep trying to uh punch and he just misses all of his attacks a climbing speed um what what is there a monk thing for that I don't know if he's a high enough level he he might have a climbing speed but that's not what he's doing he's not trying to he's just hitting the mech all right at the moment he's kind of just doing Kung Fu moves in the air he's not even hitting he's just sort of it yeah I'm Jesus Christ he's like our uh he's like a little cheerleader he's doing like a like a you know a baton routine or whatever to try to keep our spirits up all right no no he doesn't have Wolverine I don't I don't think he's that's level okay yeah he doesn't have it uh Anthony okay a couple of clarifying questions here he so Da Vinci himself let's say is he a hundred feet above uh yeah about is that the size of an average Castle I think so okay let's go 100. he's like he's a good 120 ish feet oh yeah yeah okay well can I climb on this house right here with Jesus uh sorry do you mean the house that Jesus is on or using Jesus's love you will climb on top of the house I don't know if Anthony Anthony might be an atheist I'm not really sure about okay actually but all right you do an Athletics for me then okay Athletics um I also I'm just gonna roll a D6 for him okay okay oh you're up on that house all right so here's the deal all right I have a spell called catapult okay what is that uh well I have it right here let me just pull it up here okay so I pick an object up that weighs one to five pounds and it travels 90 feet in a straight line so on top of this house and I this is just because I do what I do your average brick weighs exactly five pounds because I have weighed Berry before so can I just eat this brick 90 feet in a straight line and hit Da Vinci in the head I guess so yes he's gonna do a dick saving thing he has to make a deck save but he's controlling the thing so I would say yeah but it is far so I would say da Vinci was the savings for right because yeah because that's a 14 for a deck save so he just takes three dates as you smash him in the head [ __ ] it I'm a [ __ ] Iron Man guy and I have cannons and nanotech and I'm like [ __ ] it the brick I imagine you would like have a propulsion thing that you're propelling in my head you know like the gravity gun yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm saying like your Cannon I'm just yeah I open up a cannon arm and I put the brick in and I just fire it like that yeah smashes Leonardo da Vinci in the Noggin and you see the entire Mech sort of reel back as davichi reels back yeah we don't have any sort of indication of his health do we because no no he's so fire you can't even tell if he's bloodied or anything all right yeah and as as a bonus action I'm gonna use my defensive field which just gives me seven temporary hit points it's just it gives me a hip nice level yeah good good something there all right all right that's my turn good uh right we do have a legendary action from the mecca DaVinci he wrote a one so he doesn't have that uh beam but he is just going to use his sword again against um because Anthony and Jesus are in a straight line he can use the sword to hit both Anthony and Jesus so one sword strike will come down and um I need you to die 38 damage I'm not dead a big hit I'm not dead that is that is a good one that is yeah that that was the good that's the good sword so Anthony hmm well I do have the repulsion Shield but that's after I've used reaction after being hit but it knocks me out so it would the effects still work um it's after being hit right yeah I saw I raised up my shield he hits me I lose Consciousness but he's still hitting the shield you know yeah but I I imagine it's an effect that once you've been hit you then repulse right like you're active it says when you're after being hit I don't know I always viewed it as an automatic thing because it's like a shield but yeah okay I always view them as simultaneous yeah yeah because it's as a reaction when you're hit by an attack it doesn't say do the damage it says after you're hit right uh I have it hold on a second this is very particular it's not um when holding it the world after being hit by a melee attack expand okay immediately after being hit um I mean all it does is just push him 15 feet back okay I don't even I don't even know if it would work on him yeah but I think it would push the sword up back into the air but I don't think it would push him all right 50 feet back the way I'm seeing this is if he manages to get this charge off it's sort of like he's in front of Jesus and before the sword can go through him and hit Jesus it repels the yeah yeah okay I'll say you protect Jesus there you go I saved Anthony the atheists I'll take it oh the sword comes down you repulse it back up into the air 15 feet and that means the blade the Vitruvian blade doesn't quite hit Jesus and he goes wow what a what a martyr Jesus says and I'm just on the roof with like a bleeding head just like Ugh all right you're the true Jesus he says okay okay uh Cody I'm sorry before your turn uh it is actually the shot because I got the the the wrong way around Oh but before the Sharks turn on one of the buildings behind the shark and Cody I'm on the you're you're on the big monkey you're a big monkey on the neck so behind you the shock this man appears with with his small circular glasses in his white beard and he's holding a small child with a knife up to the neck of the small child and he goes awesome tag I am Sigmund Freud and if you want to see this child's life remain intact I would say you stop attacking my boss [Music] um and now it's the shark's turn let me bring him in I want to get something clear here yes this is my child correct yes it's Finn so this person has a baby and a knife to their throat how are they holding this baby he's he's got the I mean he's holding it's a toddler right so he's sort of holding it in one it's an infant we've been very clear on this oh it is a baby it grew up fast [Laughter] it's old enough to speak because it has spoken so what is it like one or two years old right it's one years old right okay it's like it is chest or is he like this it's it no it's it's in his arm and then a knife to the to the throat and he goes how does this make you feel tell me all about it shark would want me to risk it I take the shot um this is risky Sigmund Freud is okay he's an old man can't be holding him too high we're doing this like uh like Dirty Harry wait can you make it like a goading attack or something to make it so you'd attack you instead of Finn uh uh strikes like that that's what I'm saying I do have disarm yeah disarm is is the best thing to do in this situation yeah [ __ ] risky evil hit a creature with the weapon okay so I have to attack first so I'm just gonna do all my attacks is that okay yeah you have two attacks two attacks cause well okay so second wind that all can I do my two attacks and second win to get some health pack yeah yeah second wins it bonus section so okay so I'm gonna go ahead and do second win then so let me roll it's gonna do that first yeah you can do that first get you out like just in case I want to be good you get uh what is that seven um eight hit points back um yeah it points back because it's your level seven right so Jesus I'm at 14 uh but then I'm gonna do my shots you got two shots the second one hits yeah first one was the disarming though does that or no no you say it's when you hit with an attack right so okay okay yeah so all right hit with a disarming attack yeah these are flaming too as well aren't they so 13 damage and he's got to do a saving throw right is it a strength safe to see if he keeps the weapon uh let me read real let me if you already know that sure I think so you add Siri oh and you add the Superior or already died yeah that you roll a d8 and the target must make a strength saving throw all right Sigmund Freud is not very strong what is the DC what is your DC where would I put that it would be oh I don't know why I typed Daniel Green instead of this shot um your DC is it's based on your strength right so yeah I'm is 16 your DC is 16. 16. okay so he's got to get higher than a 60. are you kidding me oh my God damage oh okay um all right so here's the thing guys one more question yeah one more question uh do I also get to move this turn like yeah you can move yeah he's on top of a building why are all these old guys super jacked yes you the puff I I would say the puff is clear to his building but yeah he is a distance away from you and uh because these parts of these buildings are destroyed um he is on top of a building I have mobile so I can move 40 feet good yeah okay sweet you can get up to you wouldn't be able to make all the way up to the building this time you'd have to do that next time okay uh but you can get to the base I'm not gonna go all the way to the building I'm gonna get to the nearest building to like between us and I'm gonna get down and like aim my gun to try and be like really aiming and then that's the end of my turn I'm not gonna like try to like look into it because you're aiming your weapon all right yeah um so this is what's gonna happen when this when Sigmund Freud's turn comes back around he will kill Finn no ifs and or buts he is a toddler one knife I mean I will make him roll for it so there's a chance he critically fails but the the the AC or fin is like five you know what I mean like dude's gonna die if you get stabbed with a knife in the throat so you have until his next turn wait a second how much HP does Finn have like one he's a baby I mean you could give him at least two I'm gonna I'm gonna say one thing I'm gonna say one thing but when I get down and take my aim I just yell baby oh all right so what are we up to now Briggs uh rustage uh killing a bunch of pregnant women and now baby yeah okay yeah it's Sigmund Freud guys I can't stop him he shakes his head and he goes such a shame I thought you were smarter man's and sister shark ah I guess my gosh because you don't get to talk to us you're at your turn shut the [ __ ] up yeah yeah okay he doesn't get an extra talking turn to taunt me all right Cody it's your turn okay all right baby I think Cody will have seen what's happening down there he is a giant air climbing up a Mecca yes he's 14 yeah can I say something yeah can I be like uh of course I flew on top of the head guys prior I'll I'll come out I'm gonna do something to this uh to this neck next turn please save Finn do not let him that [ __ ] old bastard killed did you see what happened I mean he's got glasses on hold on yeah there you go yeah perfect yeah um um fun fact Norman actually has a good Vision but he wears his glasses to be a gamer when you are polymer a lot even better Vision Mr ape this isn't wild shape this is polymorph this is you can't understand common now can you yeah he's a he's a idiot yes so I have I have minus two intelligence now which is hold on let me check this only a little bit worse than what could he has a giant Apes intelligence is seven Cody's is eight the problem is also you're the Healer right now I have wild rage monkey brain kill the guy in the mech is the only thing I was thinking before I transform so that's all that's on my mind yes um I'm gonna climb another 40 feet up the mech I'll be about 20 feet away from the head now yeah yeah yeah and I from like can I see the opening in the head yeah you can see it above you okay I will I be able to do this will I be able to use uh the rock the ranged weapon attack and just rip out chunks of the mech I mean yeah you could rip out chunks of the Met can I just have you do a strength check uh yes because you are ripping it off the body oh my God that's all right great it's gonna be a smaller rock okay so um you you you're trying to grab rocks free and you get like crumbly bits of rocks yeah I'm gonna say you have disadvantage on this attack [Music] how do I uh can I not toggle an advantage of discipline oh I might have to do that for you um [Music] twice uh no because I think it will roll it automatically with Advantage every time just roll it roll it roll it roll it okay there you go 26 you hit no 26. okay so this is the damage that's going into the opening of the head right yes yes you grab bits of stone and you Chuck it towards Da Vinci and you've got a peppering da Vinci with stone and he goes ah mamma mia uh yeah no all right uh is that your turn uh yeah that's all I can do your second legendary action is going to come in right now and this uh the the sword is is coming around he's gonna [ __ ] no he has the first he can't sword himself so he's got a try and pound you the great ape which again he's gonna pound you no uh yeah yeah um also hits the mech behind him oh my God he's pounding you from behind so you take 22 damage from Norman's perspective it's just like [Music] smacking himself so polymorph is a concentration spell okay so I need you to do a con save then as the ape as the air well the confidence and it needs to be better than an 11. okay oh you're good well you're good you're good you're good um all right boys um okay George Washington oh just to answer a question in chat Apes only have multi-attack on their fist attacks not their ranged weapon attacks the rock yeah so George Washington is going to run up with his flag and we're actually no George Washington is going to turn a here's Norman and he turns to the shark and goes is that baby important I don't like it when people kill children uh the shark you're the only one within hearing view yes hearing view what is that yes earshot that's it it's not hearing view okay yes oh oh my God okay George Washington is going to try and blind Sigmund Freud with the name of democracy I'm gonna put that on my next book someone's gonna say hearing view again hearing view hearing View and and uh like looking shot or whatever I don't know okay so um all right we're gonna go with the saving throw from Sigmund Freud and he fails the saving throw segment segment so Sigmund Freud is super buff with strength but he's not that great at wisdom that's not learning that's not he's got a good wisdom he just rolled back learning so much about Sigmund Freud because it's like a road away from Griffin yeah secret Freud rips off his shirt he's got abs and he has a tattoo across his chest that says it's Sigmund Freud [ __ ] how does that meet you for you blah blah blah it's Sigmund Freud [ __ ] how does that make you feel it goes all the way down to his stomach as he's now blind which is good it means he will have disadvantage on stabbing Finn okay there you go I don't know if that's gonna be enough all right Norman how can you compound disadvantage because he's also no [ __ ] old people are bad at things yeah that is true yeah does he take his uh did he take his uh pills for today you know this could be this could be 100 year old man this could be prime segment for it Prime Freud this is prime what you chose that's not prime Freud that's cocaine he did so much cocaine that's cocaine the cocaine helps he's gone oh [ __ ] guys um young Sigmund Freud I think he would have kicked her ass I mean seriously look let's look at this guy here I can't pick him up on the street without looking look at young Sigmund Freud he would have helped Chad look at that [ __ ] right there he would have looks like a monster of fisty Coast he would have fist the cupped your ass [Laughter] everyone everyone has to go open a tab and look up young Sigmund Freud yeah if you're listening to this on Spotify in your car pull over open up your phone look up young Sigmund Freud and go ah yeah that would beat my ass and then get back on the road like what we're just saying is smash smash okay bye Daniel die there he goes Daniel greens he would smash young Sid my Freud and then he disconnected I can't tell if this is a bit build a time machine to come back in time I can't tell if that was a bet or you just genuinely disconnected I just genuinely disconnected and all my headphones and stuff are broken what everybody is admitting in the chat that Sigmund Freud would kick their ass yeah yeah he grew up in a different time period too where you had to learn how to fight on stream I'm the DM now all right okay guys Freud has a heart attack before it [ __ ] dies immediately um the Norman sorry not the Norman Norma Norman the Norman I stand up my name is the Norman and I will save this baby okay um I had something else I really wanted to do but baby priority baby priority if I were to use magic Missile could I Target Sigmund Freud's thumb that's holding the knife if you're a sorcerer maybe with the careful spell [ __ ] yeah I listen um listen if every spell in this game could disarm there would be no reason why fighter would specifically have disarming strike if Blackbeard might have been a shark's character worse so I can't do that this is [ __ ] he gave me Aimbot at this time I couldn't shoot him in the fingers you could shoot him in the figures it's not gonna disarm him I think if you got hit by multiple missiles on each finger you would drop whatever you're holding it's like a high-speaking missile you can't specify the part and aim for Center Mass it's Force damage the the Norman is now mad um okay I am going to cast confusion my new spell oh oh what is the range of that it is 10 feet all right there you go you are you casting on okay I I would I would ask if I'm within 10 feet of Sigmund Freud no no no no no no no no sorry I gave up on that because Aimbot doesn't work apparently yeah confusion's got a range of 90 feet it looks like oh it's just it's a creature within a 10-foot radius sphere on a point you choose within range which is 90 feet so yes you can kind of choose Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo da Vinci all right and would it also is is this Mecha creature um it's being controlled by Leonardo da Vinci so you're you're achieving what you want to by doing it to Leonardo da Vinci okay to Da Vinci uh Norman says uh Mr spaghetti is now stupidy all right so he's gonna do wisdom savings though if he fails the wisdom savings though you get to roll a d8 and he he wait no on your turn you roll a d8 and decide what you do I believe holy [ __ ] okay that's sick oh all right well let's let's do it it's my only fourth level spell I could use today uh Leonardo da Vinci wisdom saving first oh it's deep are you ready yeah yeah okay damn 21. now he's very wise he's wiser than Evan to wisdom yeah damn it that didn't work yeah nice try though he's Leonardo da Vinci [ __ ] A wise he's a wise man so you try and confuse Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo da Vinci speaks to you telepathically and says get the [ __ ] out of my head you [ __ ] um yeah he has telepathy I don't know if you knew that that's how he told Sigma Freud to steal Finn I don't know if you remember from many sessions ago where he touched his head for a moment uh that was him telling him to kidnap Finn so fun fact for anyone who was paying attention um because it was right after you guys said he was in the castle and you told him he was near the other guy yes Daniel Green I lean over the corner and say well [ __ ] you you Italian [ __ ] Daniel you made the case yes that uh you put forth declared that baby shark little Arnold shark baby is not a baby but instead a toddler yeah okay how old is that toddler he's he's around one years old which is like the cusp for baby to toddler right I would like to say that he should get an action okay yeah that's true because we were babies yeah okay are you an Aegis sir sure I'll give him an action and he'll he will make an Athletics check to escape grapple but he has negative modifiers he just like throws a tantrum and like you know accidentally punches Sigmund Freud in the face yeah let's do it kicks him in the notes by accident hey I mean you know what like a lot of my kids have babies now and they they can scratch you know like it's a thing yeah they spit they vomit they piss they can scratch you let me let me yeah a D20 prison initiative 16 so he's gonna go after the DaVinci Mech okay and then we will roll an Athletics check for for Finn uh will it be a contest Athletics versus strength uh yes I guess so it'll be a contest between him and da Vinci Da Vinci doesn't have good strength actually so there is a chance here there is a chance all right okay Mecca DaVinci is gonna I guess the two immediate threats to the mech at the moment now are Norman and ape so he's gonna just use he's just gonna punch he's got four punches and he's gonna punch two he's gonna send two pent punches to ape and two punches to Norman so Norman here's your two whatever you attack me Arcane deflections it's not even an option so that's 42 damage I'm dead um okay you're unconscious on top of a Mech precariously on top of a Mech uh so yes you are you are conscious on top of the mech which is not good next round he'll probably throw you off he takes the damage though himself uh he's done more damage to himself than you guys have to him I will say that that's the norm hit the ape uh yes it only has 12 AC because it's so you take less damage um okay but you do have to do a Cod save only a 10. all right that's the biggest risk if you're 30. 30. you do a con safe you can't serve oh Christ please you're good you're good you're still a name you're still an ape um I don't know why I find this comment so funny is one piece Mariners that's next week next Thursday all right it is now baby Finn's turn now now Freud is blind too so keep this in mind he's blind and that doesn't affect he doesn't affect the grip that he has yeah all right all right that's fair I guess in fact I'm not seeing a fist to the face from the other hand coming in yeah yeah there you go all right so it is a D20 minus two for Finn because he is a total all right come on let's do it eighteen eight all right now hold up it is now that's beatable beatable it is beautiful Sigmund Freud has plus zero to his strength flat roll wait is this going to determine if Finn dies right now no okay okay yeah we still have you still have a phone a couple of chances and there's one more thing that I I want did you have a disadvantage because he's blind nope he blind doesn't affect the fact that he's grasping yeah it's trying to escape his grasp I think you'd be surprised [Laughter] how would you lose one of your senses how about that Rusty yeah how about that oh gosh what it sounded like I was teaching from experience right okay all right um because he's not trying to attack the baby at the moment when he attacks the baby he'll have disadvantage he's blind the baby's trying to ever done have you ever done bench press while closing your eyes it surprised me weird I've never been there I can't tell you have you guys ever stabbed a baby here's the thing that I'm worried about okay your coordination's all over the place yeah two of our the members of our party are unconscious here's a comparison though like have you ever tried to plug something in in a dark room even though you know where the outlet is you're like oh damn where is oh my God I'm way off here you know what I mean so no but this is not the comparison the comparison is he's already holding Finn he doesn't need to know where he is he's in his arms he's grabbing him oh my God he might stab his ankle by accident that's not a Kill Shot you know what I mean okay fit um Sigmund Freud will have disadvantage on the knife all right it doesn't have disadvantage of trying to keep him all right um it's a Jesus's turn it's Jesus's turn all right Jesus is Jesus can he somehow revive me he's Jesus hey man I can't perform miracles you're not biblical Jesus you're historical Jesus hey man that's the whole point of this campaign it's the historical versions of characters yeah historically accurate is all possibility all right hey um Jesus is not within range of Sigmund Freud unfortunately in any capacity um so I guess he's just gonna keep trying to hit this back I mean fantastic do monks not have the ability to Dash as a bonus section um do they I don't think so he doesn't um I think that what was that noise that was the healing sound effect wait hold up maybe they can step of the wind all right sure he could do it but it okay all right he can he can but he will get an opportunity attack against him if he does this but he can do it um so he that's 60 feet and it doubles his job I'm gonna use your own logic against you here a little rustage he's not within five feet of a creature oh yeah he's big [ __ ] in it yeah yeah okay sure there's no opportunity attack here what is it double his jump okay he steps of the Winds but he's on this building now he's he he can't get to Seguin foreign yeah he can get close and what he can do is he will throw his pole I love how Jesus just leaves my unconscious body just like all right well you're a murderer about that one um Jesus has just gonna Chuck his pole like a javelin uh at that it's Sigmund Freud they damaging like it just kind of annoys him um doesn't disarm him that just kind of annoys Sigmund Freud ah damn I thought that would work Jesus says um Anthony all right deaf saving throw time yeah all right success all right before Sigmund Freud's turn I will roll a D20 all right uh this is a very important D20 okay you don't know the results of it 12. nothing back huh my back are you yeah you're here you're being gone yeah the whole thing crashed again I apologize I didn't even notice oh okay yeah you're fine okay let's have 40 feet movement so it's 80 on a dash oh we're great wait that means he can make it to Sigmund Freud hold up we're reversing it's Jesus time it's Jesus time it's time for Jesus the grapple Sigmund Freud rewind wait why didn't he just like stunning strike him or something or stunning strike him wait wait um doesn't stunning strike oh I don't have all the information written down oh Jesus I'll admit it tisk test all right stunning strike this [ __ ] doesn't know what a what a monkey monk does uh you can inhibit when you hit another creature from melee weapon attack all right so let's say okay he's gonna do stunning strike so it's a so rewind he runs up he has Advantage because he's blind um as in Jesus's Advantage yeah um we'll take the role that that that ceremonial poll rollers just runs up and then queuers have been blind yes Sigmund Freud has to do a con save does he have disadvantages because he's blind uh on this on the concept I think Khan is just I mean I think blind is just yeah I think that's yeah your vision or your site why is his Rose his Rose is so good dude have you seen that picture of him yeah he's [ __ ] buff look at that dude's mustache yeah very present in the moment and aware of his emotions yep I okay I guess well you can just keep beating on him right uh yeah because now he's within range so he can do two more attacks right so now he's gonna strike then strike oh now okay now now we're doing stuff is that what he wants attorney can do um uh it's just by spending a key point isn't it yeah right so you can do it as many times you want as far as I'm aware he's gonna try again we've got we've got he's going to use all his key points now what type of Monk Is He by the way I think he's open hand okay yeah I think well that stuns Sigmund Freud all right so Jesus does do something useful all right so if he's stunned that means he lets Finn go right yes 100 yeah he can't yeah he can't hold on to something like that so Jesus I am sorry I I [ __ ] remember how monks work so Jesus relearning all of his monk abilities he turns round he steps of a wind across three buildings he runs up to Sacred Freud smashes him multiple times paralyze the sacred freighter Sigmund Freud drops baby toddler fade onto the ground a toddler fin is alive to see another day while he's I mean he's still in objection yes all fairy honesty dropping a child from that height it could split open in Scott no it's like like Chuck is the trade uh and we did the same with Anthony so now it is Sigmund Freud's turn all right here we go Sigmund Freud is paralyzed right so that means on his turn it just means he misses his turn he misses his turn completely yeah just for the turn yeah and now he's no longer stunned after at the end of his time so he's paralyzed this does not make me feel good um and the shark it is now your turn there is a blind and paralyzed Sigmund for it oh my God I know what I have to do yeah yeah so my my number one priority is to never hit someone who's on my team and so Jesus is now next to Freud so there's no way I'm going to risk that shot yeah um and and Freud is still paralyzed to the end of Jesus's turn so as I've so many people would call me out as a hypocrite for just shooting at a baby but okay so I mean I'm gonna let whatever I'm gonna I'm a religious man that's candid for the shark so I'm Gonna Let Jesus save my child uh because I'm just okay with that uh so I'm going to instead turn around and try now that da Vinci is exposed to dome Da Vinci um because that's Thor clear shot and that's what still needs to be done because Da Vinci is visible at the top right yeah but he's like over 120 feet away and I don't think your gun has that range okay yeah I guess a Tommy Gun 120 feet that's not a great no you you don't you don't have that range on that weapon yeah okay so instead I'll just keep and I'll be a [ __ ] it Jesus can dodge a bullet um he's done it before uh you're probably close enough now to get there and stop beating on Friday with your baseball bat yeah you could if you wanted to I don't know because you yeah let's do that you like moved into like talking about the houses last turn so you can get on top of the building now if you do a successful Athletics check if I do a what Athletics check successfully good that's good you've got a 26 that is a successful Athletics check so now you actually I jumped from one roof to the other [ __ ] it so you you've now jumped next to Jesus the shark of Jesus Sigmund Freud is there paralyzed and blind you have advantage or new attacks against him are you gonna beat him not off I mean that's the option today you you have I mean you have the ability to use any sort of random [ __ ] you find as an unarmed weapon that's like you're the best sort of weapon for you there's a lot of bricks lying around there's a lot of [ __ ] lying around hit him in the kneecap with your gun I think something happened with the Commander's strike definition that got put in my thing because it says um to Garrett one of your con guns to strike his friendly crust I don't know what happened here it's okay it's okay translated in German uh Commodus strike just makes it so you could uh forego your attack to let someone else attack yeah uh okay then I'm just gonna do a two big [ __ ] swings of my baseball bat yes with Advantage turn that advantage on and it's on fire oh okay all right well the first one doesn't hit despite I think you're too excited you just smack the ground the second one does hit slamming into Sigmund Freud do the damage doing 17 damage you you you're caving in Sigmund Freud's glasses he can't even respond because he's paralyzed um can I say something real quick you sure can uh the ah [ __ ] I'm on the spot now ah Baby's Got Back sure yeah Norman told me that was a thing and I think that applies right now to me saving the child yeah no that sounds right that sounds great that sounds perfect um yeah it had baby in there and we're dealing with a baby right now so yeah okay I appreciated Dorman's lessons for me and the baby is back I'm a sleeper I'm unconscious right now you are unconscious right now it is not great because the legendary action's coming up for the mecca DaVinci oh boy and he's gonna grab Norman he's always doing this legendary action before my turn God damn it I know he's gonna there's I guess DaVinci would know that I'm up there I am not in vision of anything yeah you could just like get you like a crane this won't well yeah because earlier you started going like oh hit me hit me yeah yeah it's working this will not kill you but it will count as a death saver as he Chucks you to the ground oh my gosh uh Cody it's your turn oh my God I just do I just see no one flying for a lie I know I'm in Monkey mode it's happening I'm climbing another 30 feet or so until I get to the head I'm clinging onto the head of this thing I'm probably about the size of the head grab the head and thrust listen there's a huge Beast which I think is like 20 to 30 feet tall yeah yeah yeah um looking through like the opening at the front can I see Da Vinci uh yes you could see Da Vinci there and he looks at you he goes Mamma Mia how how does he look is he looking oh he looks blood what he took he took like 60 70 damage right yeah there's two things that I'm weighing up here as options either I just monkey punch him through the face of the men or I grab him and I'm like oh I don't want him to wriggle away from me [Music] I'm just gonna I'm gonna swing my giant monkey hands yeah yeah you've got a [ __ ] monkey punch him I'm just gonna punch him I'm gonna fist him uh here's one first that is that's monkey Monkey Punch yep that's not good no that is a critical fail is there any way you could justify him having a crit you're only saying that because in any other situation it wouldn't be you know these are straight regulars in the role Daniel can you give me advice yes oh I'm assuming I just like get too excited and just punch the side of the things and like hurt your hands but you have the second fist all right I'm punching again what's not much better at least there's no way dude I rolled a one and a two and if I had Vonage I would have crit on both of them are you kidding me that's insane alternate Dimension you would have one and a two and then two crits for the other rolls that's hilarious holy [ __ ] Drew goes you're here through the little earbuds your speaker that's like that's why you need my power [ __ ] goes oh whatever monkey raw sounds like Da Vinci smiles remember Mia uh all right okay George Washington's turn George Washington can heal either Anthony or the shark and um no no sorry I'm sorry either Anthony or Norman yeah where did Norman get set flying because sorry sorry what what George Washington has seen is Anthony is just like laid out unconscious on the floor how much do my democracy means everybody stays alive I think uh he turns around so Cody is a monkey the only person of your group that is conscious that can give Washington commands is the shark see turns of the shark and goes Ministry of Defense the shark it wouldn't be wait what is it a minute no it was Department of War back in the day Department of war the shark yeah you've been promoted by the way uh I can I can get up one of our many uh followers of democracy should I get up the blonde Robot Man or should I get the little freak fella the little freak fella honestly the sharks from a time period where that was not offensive so he's just yeah um yeah uh so I'm gonna say I'm I'm gonna point it Freud go leave him to me oh no um that's not what I'm saying buddy I'm sick but the shark is capable of break so you beat you'd be okay if we just flipped a coin I'm Gonna Roll a D2 I'm rolling a D2 then that's good for me so one is Anthony two is Norman you're getting healed he does yeah that probably is fair because yeah he just got chucked off the side of it you're getting uh he's gonna use healing word and the healing word is democracy um [Music] yeah all right uh okay what is healing word again I have to double check what level uh he probably level two uh that is gonna be 2d4 plus his spell casting modifier so which is three so GT4 plus three here you go gamer you get seven hit points Norman in your backup back up okay okay Norman lying on his back you catch up in a really creepy way arise um that's his bonus that's his bonus action so now he's gonna charge up the mecca Da Vinci and just stab it with his flag uh which does hit and does 18 damage so um he's almost down to half Health yeah Norman that means it's your turn and you're good I'm back boys um I was having a crazy dream where I was falling but I just wouldn't hit the ground and then I hit the ground [Laughter] um I'm right next to Sigma Sigmund Freud who is stunned and on the ground and blind it would be I feel like I'm more pissed at Da Vinci but it would be really cool just like arise and then put my staff to the guy's head and it's like swallowed up right as hell I have one more Fireball okay I'm not flying back up there how much range does Fireball have it's got a 60 feet range and then it's a 30-fit blast but it's a six feet range you could you could reach the mech I could reach the mech yeah I'm not that hard I want to shoot Da Vinci in the [ __ ] face though yeah um you wouldn't be able to reach DaVinci but you would reach the back yeah hmm in that case as I as I'm coming up I come up I arise I point my staff at DaVinci and I use magic Missile at the second level oh at him specifically at him specific yeah it has 120 feet range does it yeah that's right on top of a building so that would reach yeah yeah you are so that means you fire four attacks and they're all gonna hit da Vinci um there's no way in this is not gonna I mean what magic Missile it does stuff it does not a lot of damage does it uh 13 you do hit him for 13. oh someone said Fireball is 150 not 60. is it uh what you mean y'all yeah it's 150 it's one it's 150. you would also hit ape Cody I am also on the head of the yeah you'd hit eight yeah I'm sorry ape Cody I'm doing it how the [ __ ] is Fireball you know what I don't blame you wow I just want to sh I just wanted to shoot uh DaVinci with a fireball well all right that you can hit him there is currently lag going on right now apparently I don't know why the internet's so bad what's going on welcome to my world I know but I mean it's recorded So the the Spotify and YouTube people are gonna be great Ripper fixes fix the wi-fi all right Ripper fix the wi-fi thank you hey guys I'm Ripper it's the Wi-Fi let me just get on that welcome to Ripper fixing things that the only show where Ripper fixes stuff uh today we're fixing the Wi-Fi the first step to fix the wi-fi is to find whoever's responsible for breaking it and break them so it doesn't happen again it doesn't happen again but first in the shark fashion we threaten their life and here we go the Wi-Fi is back so we oh yes yeah I was uh I was going to Fireball because it's 150 range for some reason the range I don't have it on my sheet here that's crazy um it's 150 rage yeah and I'm just aiming for like the split in the head I'm just aiming for his head yeah okay uh 23. 23. I'm gonna make your spaghetti all Al Dente okay so he has to do a deck save Cody you also have to do a deck safe okay as the monkey I'm gonna talk [Music] 23 damage onto the monkey you have to take a con save now um and you have to beat a what is it 11 in this case as well um but Leonardo da Vinci gets roasted and you see the the head of the stone Mech light up in Fire and Cody you can see DaVinci's body is like charred and bloodied but it is now standing he's still standing [ __ ] he's still standing but he looks weak and it is now Da Vinci the next turn and he is pissed off he can't see anything so he's all he's gonna do is Pummel into Cody and um all right try me [ __ ] so these are four arms four arms coming towards [Music] 80 something do you you have to do four Concepts right for each of them yeah it doesn't actually matter that takes me under big I have 82 Health as the ape right now oh no he did eat 24 damage so I'm gonna revert back to Cody I well it's up to you right I was as a giant if I was clinging onto the front are you gonna allow me all right do a strength check right now can it be Athletics yeah that's the same thing yeah put this yeah yeah do athletics right now all right okay here we go please [Music] no no so as you get pummeled by the the mech you come out of giant ape form and you fool and you fall and you hit the ground well hold on wait wait falling takes time falling does take time I'm 120 feet up true [Music] I think it's like you fall um 60 feet a second or something like that I was 60 feet every round or does it go by well each round is 60 how if an object is that's 120 feet it takes uh three seconds apparently five SEC something like that yeah but is that like in real life or is that the rules in d d I think I think in the case we are using uh it takes 2.5 seconds to fall 100 feet so it would be about three seconds would say about three seconds so that's half a round okay you you would have uh uh a round would be when it's when it's da Vinci's turn again and since your turn is in between you're on davichi's turn you would have an action right before you hit the ground okay all right you would have an action right before they hit the ground you would be you would fall most of the distance this would be like you would be like 20 feet away from hitting the ground and then you would be able to do what you need to do oh boy okay so you will get that but you are falling okay Jesus help him this is how I gotta roll it you'll get that one time uh Cody pull out the paraglider it is it is Jesus's turn I Think Jesus is just gonna continue slamming can I yes I'm gonna be I just want to point out by the way like I'm gonna be okay yeah don't worry about okay yeah yeah okay in that case oh sorry um so I'll just roll those again um a lot of people in chat saying turn into a bird guys if I could have turned into a bird I would never have turned into a giant if I would have just turned into a button for that so the pole hits the strike hits uh so he gets a pole and no no he just only the pole hits oh no the strike is yeah so 23 damage into secret Freud um I I think Sigmund Freud is who what a take away from Death uh Anthony I need you to do a death save unfortunately yeah no no hey man that's just that's DND for you all right here we go 10. what that's a success that's a success that's a success and before Sigmund Freud's turn I will roll this one D20 um like last time yeah uh Sigmund Freud is no longer stunned um but uh sorry no it's it's baby shark's turn before Sigmund Freud yeah 17. so so happy shark's turn so I toss on my knife and say finish him finish him up all right Sigmund Freud wasn't stunned anymore after the end of Jesus okay so in this case Sigmund Freud is still stunned right because because what was baby sharks yeah it was 16 so he went before Jesus oh [ __ ] okay that's what we're gonna say that in because I [ __ ] this up royally um we're gonna say that it's it's before Jesus's turn but after Jesus is damaged if that makes sense yeah why not so baby shark gets the knife from the shark baby shark has a chance here to finish off Sigmund Freud because Sigmund Freud is on single soldier he again oh man has has Advantage so I will roll this twice but he has a negative modifier obviously to his strength so he yeah he critically hit he he critically hit even even critically hitting he still couldn't get this there was a chance that he couldn't no his modifier is also minus two so he's learning he's learning this is the first time he's ever split somebody's throat all right but does zero damage he used the blunt side of the knife [Laughter] two damage give him the two no he has minus two to his strength oh Ike from South Park when he's like and just like try something that's basically what's happening all right anyway he's getting there he has potential Sigma Floyd is blind doesn't have his knife doesn't know where any of the enemies are um so uh before baby shark ends his turn he is going to run away no opportunity attack because Sigma Freud can't see him so baby shark has like run away and he's climbed down the building does the mech get a Advantage attacks yes he's dead uh Sigmund Freud is no longer stunned but he still is blind uh and he gets up and he goes okay this does not look good for me haha uh great how does this make you feel is it shark I assume is that do I get a tack of opportunity here no okay this says ah wait is he trying to like psycho like because the shark's an idiot let's see how this goes he's trying to be like is this violence really what you are would you not have a intelligence check um I think oh God you decide you can do either wow wow Alicia well it's yeah he doesn't have a weapon on him uh so now that was his action to try and like just dissuade you from fighting but I mean your wisdom check so good I guess it would have been Charisma but it doesn't matter the role was good enough that no matter what you would have rolled the shark it is now your turn uh I am just going to level my Barrel right between his eyes and say the next words better get DaVinci to stand down or I pull the trigger all right he looks up it goes Da Vinci I think they have us Beats it's okay wait we can regroup and re-plan and then he goes silent for a second and obviously you can't hear da Vinci uh but Sigmund Freud gets a message in his head and then you see this look on his face of Horror uh as his eyes widen and he uh no no 99 and he you could see he starts to turn what why did Da Vinci just go 909. see before it said that unless the second he said that to Da Vinci the second those words left his mouth I pull the trigger I don't care I don't care about the results go ahead do I still get two attacks or that to count as one of my attacks no you have two attacks go ahead all right sweet uh well he is blind so you hit with the first one yeah yeah is he still blinded he's still blinded yeah damn I assume I still get Advantage because he's still blocked yeah so you hit with the first one so do the damage to the first one and you rip Sigmund Freud apart you unload your Tommy Gun you're sitting for his body bloody's up you unload your infinite clip and has his body falls to the ground it's completely covered in blood except for the phrase how does that make you feel is the only thing invisible on his chest so to complete my action after after getting Da Vinci's attention by having his companion yell we should quit and then watching me execute him with his gun I'm then going to just point at Da Vinci yeah so I'm trying to go for intimidation right DaVinci doesn't give a [ __ ] about Sigmund Freud as you can tell for the fact that he he was letting Sigmund Freud die um because he's a cold-hearted bastard that Leonardo da Vinci like all Italians uh Cody it is I need a little bit I need a little rule of cool ruling here from you right yes as I begin falling I want to cast Thorn Whip and it's a 30 feet range yeah so maybe my turn starts as I'm falling away from the back you're gonna Karama your way just no I want to cast Thon whip On Da Vinci to try and pull him to me oh okay oh I see so it's a male spell attack with a range of 30 and if it hits he gets pulled 10 feet closer to me so what I want is to try and pull him out the mech I'm like this is why I need you to look to allow me and here's the thing right I I will allow it because it's all dependent on a roll if you miss this role you will just fall to the ground yeah and take what is that like a whole bunch of damage is it a D6 per your e630 ten feet six for ten so that's like 10 D6 so if you fail this you take 12 D6 damage if you succeed this Leonardo da Vinci will also take the 12v6 damage if I succeed I'll fail this this isn't the end of my turn okay cool this is this is my action all right I have something else regardless I have something else but this is depends on what I'm gonna do obviously okay so you thought we'd make a no modifiers right no your melee spell attack right so it's it modifiers or seven I mean I mean there's no like advantage of this all right one D20 plus seven does a 13 hit 13 does not hit Leonardo da Vinci you throw out your Thorn whiff and it's just aimlessly lassoes into the air and you fall down what's your bonus action as a bonus action I'm going to wildship okay I've come by wildship yes so I'm going to Wild chip into uh an amoeba an insect so no the biggest thing I can just to absorb is all of the damage yeah I'm just gonna transform into uh like a rhino or something I can transform into a huge polar bear apparently okay then polar bear it up all right how much health does a polar bear have 65. well this could you could unpolar bear immediately yes what is it it's 12. if you were to um change into a squirrel apparently they had like some weird absorption related they have I would say the smaller something is the maybe the better chance it would be to survive Cody is not thinking like that yeah okay he's like I'm about to take a [ __ ] ton of damage I need to absorb it yeah turn into a cat then you can just like okay then you want to land right okay Savage uh but that is your entire turn yeah um if I if I whipped him out of that Mech I would have like pulled him towards me got him underneath me and then transformed into a bear I find it crazy you can't turn into a bird until like level eight it's crazy it's only level eight for a moon Druid for other Druids it's like level like 12 or something yeah why is it so high because flying is so because flying is super strong yeah and it takes a whole like what is it like fourth level spell for breaks or two second levels yeah it's really strong for me to be able to do it as a bonus action yes it's Wicked Strong yeah so anyway you it's it I I'm sorry Cody legendary action the sword's coming okay oh here we go I have um Thorn whip you 25 Health as a bear somebody said bear you have pissed him off so much the sword comes down 16 does not hit the polar bear it does the polar bear still only has like 12 inches knocks you out of the polar bear form so now you're just back in Cody form which on his sleeves fine right like actually no I still have two polar bear Health yeah oh my God he's taking 63. um George Washington is is up uh I guess George Washington is just going to keep trying to flag he's used all his powerful spells uh I don't know why I gave him an advantage but 25 5 is fine so that's 20 22 damage and normally it is your turn okay I'm gonna do what I did last turn because I'm running out of spells magic Missile at the second level oh yeah you're out honestly I think if you if you hit him with something you're gonna you might just take him down because he looked beaten up he looks beating up boys you know when he's cracked he's gotta hit your shots yeah he's taken a lot of damage Leonardo da Vinci what I'm planning on doing is next round I'm gonna I can do that thing where I give one of my teammates an action and I'm gonna let you do magic Missile again just because I can't hit him at this range so I wanna load them up and you're like do it we need to get the shark of bazooka or an RPG or something yeah you know what I mean yeah I don't know if you just heard that but the shark got a boner he doesn't know why okay what is that 11 damage 11 damage holy okay Leonardo da Vinci is we Aimbot activated it's weak he takes the damage and he's Furious and I mean he he rose his D6 this is a fast and furious um and he is I don't know why this monkey is still here so I'm fine baby he's got four arms and everyone is technically in range and he's got an arm for everybody [Music] he's got an arm for everybody that's still unconscious I don't know if he really care about no he's not gonna hit you he's gonna hit Cody there's five of us up right yeah Cody George uh the Shopkins I think yeah and Jesus Jesus has not done anything to the mech he's doing his kung fu movie I don't know oh man okay I'll do a D2 for the shark of Jesus to be fair because they've both been on Freud yeah I'll do a D2 for them all right but that's definitely gonna hit us yeah so that's uh that does 21 damage the Cody you're still good though so I'm gonna take 19 of that damage sweet uh George Washington takes 22. uh Norman [ __ ] you take 19 damage that knocks you unconscious again and then I'll roll it I'll roll one D2 and that is gonna hit Jesus um as Norman's falling down I'm missing you guys win these he's won he's won Jesus it's Jesus's turn and he was step of the wind to get back to the mech and all he could do is attack the mech guys damn and he will I mean I mean he hits twice yeah that's okay Anthony it's your turn you're on conscious I'm sorry no it's fine if I roll now if I get uh a success am I can I take my turn this turn no you're just stabilized you no risk of death all right you have to get a 20 to get to one you succeed you are no longer at risk of dying Anthony ah so you're still unconscious you're just not at risk done yeah I'm at zero yeah Sigma Freud is dead the shock your turn I'm so goddamn ready okay so what we're gonna do here is first of all I know I can't use second wind or disarm attack or goat attack anymore um or can I use go to attack still uh you can use any of them if you have enough um maneuver dice left if you could you've been keeping track of your maneuver dice I assume oh right I have two left sorry um so let me get that down to two uh and then okay so if I have two of those left then what I'm gonna do is for my first attack I'm going to pass it to normal self-conscious oh right okay then I'm gonna pass it to not Jesus he's a useless bastard um I'm gonna pass it to Cody so is it an action or is it an attack action because I know you have all kinds of stuff in your repertoire so I'm hoping you got something in your repertoire that like you know okay I couldn't help here yeah I think I do all right Cody what you gonna do I'm going to it's an attack though it's not an action oh it's not an action but I think that can include spell attacks right or what does it say specifically sorry let me read it for you uh when you take an attack action on your turn you can Toro one of your attacks and use a bonus action to gear direct one of your computer that creature Community reaction to make one weapon attack it says specifically I don't yeah oh yeah yeah honestly none of you are gonna be yeah you're probably the best in this situation with weapon attacks the shark so but I'm so far oh I'm on a rooftop can I hit him or not can I get the angle you're with your gun you could hit him with disadvantage because you're on the rooftop so you have if you want to hit Leonardo da Vinci he's 120 feet away from you now uh unless so your your gun can do it with disadvantage not at all from the ground disadvantage from the rooftop so you could do it but with disadvantage all right then I'm gonna spend instead of spending most pure early dice on that I'm gonna spend my superiority dose on an attempt at a disarm attack can that apply to the mech can I like get him out of whatever the thing is if I shoot him in the shoulder or something I I don't think it's a thing that he's holding it's okay okay um then yeah it's just gonna be too disadvantaged ranged attack I mean if you hit him though there's a good chance you take him out here yeah the bullets don't even reach they just fire off into the sky I really hope I got Dan Norman [ __ ] Cody would have worked man Cody it's it's down to you okay Cody come on Leonardo da Vinci is so bloodied in that little thing the mech still looks predictably good um but I can wake up next turn and just fire another brick at his face I just come on we need to finish him off I'm going to cast summon Beast all right okay at third level right um to summon a beastial spirit a bestial air spirit is the type 60 feet in the air sick and it it takes its turn immediately after mine right just as as safety after doing that um I'm gonna command it I'm gonna go attack Da Vinci and then I'm going to use my bonus action to wildship again just in case he hits me with something okay it gives it somehow it doesn't work uh so while chip into a big bear again yeah just for the health so the the bird we have we used this bird before no it's like a it's like a fair spirit in the shape of a big bird and what what's actually does it use it uses bestial Spirit oh oh beastial Spirit 5e yeah all right I think this might be it guys beastial spirit okay it has 60 feet of flying speed and it's already 60 feet up in the air this Beast makes a number of attacks equal to half the Spells level rounded down uh dessert yeah so oh well I only cast it level three because that's the only special I had so it's just one still sick right well it's up and it's got more that is your it's a melee weapon attack it's the spell attack modifiers yeah D20 plus seven and it doesn't try and plus the spell level so d8 plus four is three yeah so it'd be a d8 plus yeah I need to roll that has a chance of killing him I'm not gonna lie that does have a chance of killing him if you roll well in this situation okay at least they're hidden first let's do it um okay the D20 plus 7 15 does that hit Leonardo da Vinci uh I mean he is just a warlock after all yes that hits Leonardo da Vinci all right the damage is gonna be 1v8 plus seven is that right uh yeah 1d8 plus seven okay it's gonna be a good role please dude could be 15 12. that is good enough it needed to be higher than an 11. so there is yeah the the the bird flies forwards and Strikes through Da Vinci everything goes black and white as it strikes through with a red streak across da Vinci yes you hear her on the horizon and then the entire Mech slumps to the ground and Falls like Da Vinci does inside the mech suit and collapses into the building's crumbling houses and and people around it people are screaming as it falls over and eventually hits the ground behind it and a huge plume of smoke rises from behind and the shark opens up fire on the mech again as soon as I see it starting to fall down I'm I'm running to towards Anthony because I saw he was yeah I'm on top of a roof so I can I can get there easily yeah I'll climb up and I'm gonna thanks Cody I appreciate that I'm gonna cue wounds on him at second level and you hear some guy in the distance go to 14 healing ah what did I miss you young Tony you you hear some guy in the distance just just out of earshot go um does this mean the the elections are canceled and then we get it uh oh man sorry guys rustage wouldn't kill Finn because he wasn't a baby anymore he was a toddler so that that's out of the rusty Just Kill Zone kills babies and Pregnant yeah I would have done it there was a lot of chances whatever you say I would have done it he would have done it I would have killed them away with it too if it weren't for you meddling Finn actually Finn didn't do anything

Channel: RUSTAGE2

Views: 52,056

Keywords: Isekai, Isekai D&D, Dungeons and dragons, Isekai dungeons and dragons, rpg, d20, tekking101, daniel greene, rustage, DnD, Isekai DnD

Id: gp9FZwpkMZM

Length: 118min 17sec (7097 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 24 2023