ISEKAI D&D #34 | "Bad to the Bone" | Tekking101, Daniel Greene, Shwabadi & Briggs

I had to drink wine for the video I'm good though we're good to talk are you good are are you good to drive I like the [Laughter] out this is going to be a mess you know what do I have alcohol I have a I I have a copperberg which I think Connor Quest bought like a year ago I also don't have a bottle opener so I can't open this I could use a knife right I don't mean you mean you want to sa the top I want to sa it oh my God do you not have a sword I got a knife there's no way you can save side bottle open with a knife HT yourself please just don't hurt yourself please please R they just sort of find the seam find the seam rusted you find the seam the SE there's the seam right you put the knife you put the knife on the seam and you just swipe it up the top of the neck of the bottle oh I did it I did it oh my God I did it holy [ __ ] I did it he's gaming I [ __ ] love it how did I how did I do that I never like click the emails I don't care about so I have like 13,000 emails oh yeah yeah I've got like 40,000 on emails okay your sound really uh oh yeah your your audio is super quiet now what I did he blow up his interface or something I I I wait did you break your mic on stream I think it's holy [ __ ] to say it sounds good to me now I think you might have water damaged your expensive mic are you kidding me I genuinely might have water damaged my expensive mic because because yeah there I can see a little bits of liquid that might have sprayed over it and this is a sensitive this microphone's like 2,000 okay you sound you sound better now you sound better sound better maybe it's just I was just drying it that's why uh ASMR wait you sound fine now I sound fine you sound fine you're dry it guys it's all I I [Music] think hello everyone welcome to Episode 34 of isekai Dungeons and Dragons uh so prerequisites Daniel Green is drunk uh because he's he was drinking for a video I don't substantiate you're also a lot quieter than you were before he's just ared it against his face okay okay um all I drank with this all right so it's okay it's okay um and then in an effort to join my brother in solidarity I decided to fish out some cider that was put in my fridge a year ago I'm not one to drink uh but Conor Quest deider and then we open opened it with a with a knife and then everything got damaged cuz it went everywhere including my microphone so if my microphone spasms at all during this this episode yeah it's because it's got alcohol in it there's a good PSA for you kids um so and now I'm drinking said alcohol so I think me Briggs and Daniel Green uh are going to be a little bit intoxicated for this episode might as well I probably shouldn't be drinking cuz I'm recovering from a cold but then I'm I yeah bad influences drink some straight whiskey that'll clear out your sinuses my brain was straight up thought you were going to say I shouldn't be drinking CU I'm a recovering addict I was like honestly I was going to say something else but this is better I don't I'm an alcoholic but hey other people are drinking so I was going to make a joke that like like and I started drinking cuz I have a problem but I was like obviously would been a joke everybody's drunk even the mic's drunk there you go oh God okay um welcome back to Episode 34 it is the rule 34 episode I don't know if there's any isekai D and D rule 34 out there yet but if there is I'm sure there is I'm sure there is I know there's one piece D and D yeah there's definitely one p oh yeah absolutely but I'll make shark rule 34 right now yeah okay the shark meets up with Anthony late one night Anthony beautiful no no no no no no let him let him finish let let him cook let him cook the shark raises his hand and slowly caresses Anthony's chin before saying I felt it too he leans in licking his ear moistly inserting his tongue and don't think moistly is a word is it shut the [ __ ] upu magal moment so you're you're doing this and some guy walks into the room like um actually uh I don't think moistly is a word it's Norman it's Norman it's [Laughter] Norman his Tong probes finding what can only be described as golden nuggies all right Daniel Green you have two choices you can either turn up your microphone game or always talk directly into your microphone but please don't do both I'm not leaning down to mess with the microphone volume you're getting me talking directly we're getting directly to the microphone then fine fine if that's fine it s it actually sounds fine that's a good level um so the last episode Anthony disguised himself as councilman L if you to to infiltrate uh the the residential district of the arm and hands that's the higher class area to get a one-on-one meeting with general bone so that you guys could assassinate him um he controls the military blood Force are what stops people from leaving for context you the the the characters are in a giant sand golem City yeah this is a horrible recap we're trying to get we're trying to get people out of sand golem City and um so that we can steal its heart and blow it up yeah and the reason they need the heart blood Force won't let everyone leave so we're trying to kill the guy who El for the reason that the heart is the key to the room that has the uh Bard Tower in it that they need to leave um actually actually uh moistly should only be used when referring to the Snus right yes all right the Snus so the last thing that happened was uh nerve got captured by you guys gave him over so he's being he's being held by two blood Force members and you guys are all around that little thing by the front of the house and Anthony is by general bone and just gave the code word pineapple juice to initiate combat and you guys are going to get a surprise round in combat yeah um I realized that I should have made you guys roll initiative whilst we were waiting for Daniel Green but well you know um yeah yeah hindsights 2020 yeah all right it's cool we should roll initiative now so yeah you're roll initiative now so hatcho is there here as well right rusted you way back when I told you to shut the [ __ ] up yeah yeah really really sorry about that he's now entered sympathetic drunk phase it's okay dude you don't have to apologize for that you can tell her to shut up whatever we've all told rusage to shut up people often tell me to shut up um that's really sad they shouldn't do that it's okay I'm going to draw a dog for hatcho just going to draw a dog that's a good dog you know i' yeah no it's it's not a good dog and nobody's going to see scam can't see that um uh that's hilarious wait is that red little thing the dog yeah yeah oh right I think I can show the dog on stream really briefly I just showed it I just linked it in Discord in the in the rustage D andd thing uh if I if I you can share it you should show it on screen too there it is there's the dog yeah look at that dog a good dog beh hold the dog next to Bon SL there's the dog hope you guys enjoyed that what a wonderful creature what a wonderful creature sorry sorry blind people no one ever buy Moose Head raspberry rler it [ __ ] sucks damn gotcha we should do like anti-ad placements as opposed to you know instead of having that's what I've been doing lately yeah yeah we should do that all right I'll start I'll start Twizzlers [ __ ] suck don't buy them all right okay um Schwab do you have an anti-ad placement oh um I do okay Daniel Green what's your anti-ad placement so we all act like people like Jake Paul and Logan Paul aren't genuine sociopaths who have managed to make themselves very powerful people in society and we act like maybe they could be redeemed one day no they couldn't genuinely ter buying the drink Prime is actually a horrible thing you're lining the pocket of someone who has filmed the dead body I age he wasn't you piece of [ __ ] no no no I I want I I listen I agree with you so 100% which is why I have the express thing where I just never mentioned them because that's how they get popular is by people criticizing them wait wait but we did we did have one anti ad placement already and it was you don't like them don't buy about prime yeah do you not remember like on one episode ofy and Prime giving me [ __ ] heart palpitations yeah we've already we've already done the anti anti Prime ad anti Prime yeah and then Briggs you could just just every competitor of G fuel you can think of I'm being repetitive instead then I don't know like I think Mother Teresa is probably a piece of [ __ ] I should have put her in isak D and Teresa like rocks up like hello I'm Mother Teresa and you're like [ __ ] and you like nut her and start beating the [ __ ] out of her on the ground wait I nut in her what all right like British L doesn't translate you know no like that's what you like headbutt them yeah nutting someone is headbutting them someone I feel like you're you're making this no Mark if you nut someone you headbutt them yeah cuz you're y y you're you're all right okay I'm really sorry for telling you to shut the the [ __ ] up I'm sorry for cutting off M it's okay all right I I I must say I do love Easter DD not for the D though no no just it's the chaos behind the scenes that I love the shark you are first okay who are no before before initiative I wanted to sleep you sleep I wrote it down remember that you're going to use S this is a surprise round so you you'll be able to do sneak on your on your turn sleep yeah on your turn but but now to be honest I'm confused looking at this board I thought like we were next to a couple people and then the actual threat was further away that we were going the actual threat is further away so we're all Blood Falls zoom out I'm way in the corner yeah yeah so Anthony is over with general bone like one-onone over near a tree we're outside the house with the blood Force members got it I it was zoomed in and I saw everyone conglomerated together I'm like okay my bad my bad oh uh yog is with us too so just draw draw oh yeah yog is here yog yog or a bear sorry was he a we bear or a werewolf he's a we bear he's a we bear he's a bear yeah um oh gosh do I have yog on like a different like plane of existence not sure he is aware that he's a we bear though he's a he's a and he can't become we bear um when he's awake awake yeah well Norman can fix that pretty quickly so he's just a whole God then oh yeah what if you cast what if you cast sleep on yog yo if you cast sleep on yog isn't that one of those things where you could choose to fail it if you wanted to and just fall asleep no cuz it's based on hit points it's based on hit points you can choose to fail but yeah it's based on hit points sleep works so weird yeah he's not that he doesn't have that many hit points as regular guy okay that's the dog is night we're in a giant the issue is he will just attack us though it's also not night yet it's not night I do have to stress that it's not night yet it's like the afternoon you you guys you guys are going to try and achieve everything before nighttime yeah yeah cuz that's the that's when that's when the Golem moves and everyone has to be tied down or else they go everywhere that sounds horrifying imagine y just bouncing up as a do they just have like in the streets they have like harnesses to just put yourself into B yeah yeah yeah not in the lower districts that's you know that's the issue good luck to you shark you you start by the way who are we fighting in y again you're fighting you're fighting the blood Force oh just start shooting shark they just like the Poli no I don't kill people anymore character consist start non-lethally shooting them no with your bat with your shark has a new chapter in his life where's the nearest one to me point point them out um there are two of them holding nerve at the moment so one of them speak English they do speak English okay the shark now wearing Monk's ropes CH where did he get these monk robes from it was off stream Let It Go um one of them you and goes hey weren't you wearing a suit before hey I'm a man of many talents but what I would like to say to you right now is I don't think violence is necessarily the answer because we've basically bathed in an ocean of baby blood to get here and it's fulfilled Us in shut the [ __ ] up everybody peaceful so I just want to say that we could possibly resolve this with our words and find a mutually beneficial way and if we don't I'm going to hurt you really really bad but I want to avoid that so can we just maybe open a dialogue before we get into the blood I do want to state that this is supposed to be like your surprise attack and catching them off guard so as you are saying this all of the other people will be making their attacks like you do not have enough time to get this sentence out so you can do that but as you are talking um everyone else is just beating the [ __ ] out of them no no no no no everyone here is willing to give up their surprise for me to possibly avoid right no I don't I we're going to Massacre these people know that're no no no no miss the green they're not going to have enough time to register what you're doing because the idea is everyone's immediately attacking so we heard pineapple juice and we just you just went and you choose that opportunity to go maybe we shouldn't fight but immediately nerve and yog so what you're telling means I roll with a disadvantage you r a disadvantage anyway yeah sure do a persuasion with disadvantage dude good luck no it's is in character for me right now I'm doing very good it's it's good but you won't get the results of this until I won't tell you if it succeeds it's 21 is crazy what the fu 22 and a 21 and his booking initiative was okay can we can we rule it that as we're all about to attack Norman like overhears the shark's like pacifist ways and instead of attacking lethally he tries to put them to sleep okay yeah yeah yeah yeah but I do I do want to say I do want to say that you're not going to know the result of this persuasion check until after this round of combat uh okay so 21 with disadvantage he only has a plus four okay immediately nve nove slips out a dagger that he has on him because he has so many daggers and he's going to try and stab one of the blood Force members that has him in in his grasp uh he crits it's not going to do that much damage um oh ner that's nerve attacking oh good that's a good thing yeah yeah yeah yeah that that is stab somebody in the thigh just and then the blood Force member will make a a constitution saving throw or potentially something bad happens to him I'm going to assume he gets paralyzed cuz his name's ner yeah um he gets he gets paralyzed oh that's good cuz his name is nerve so ner pulls out the dagger stabs one of the guys in the thigh U just as he was being swayed by the shark U yog comes over and he's going to stab the same guy um yoga is just a whole guard in terms of his regular stats so oh still tough yeah do I have a hog guard sheet I have a were bear sheet but he's not a were bear yet I must have a hog guard you guys have fought with hog guards before yeah we fought a bunch of Y we fought yog well no that was when he was a bear oh here we go I got it I got it um um he that wasn't a hog guard sheet that was a that was broken wing but it it was the same rough stat line he has a spear and it misses uh now it's General bones turn but it's a surprise round so he doesn't have it Norman you're up okay I want to like say that like I'm about to attack them with like uh let me think like something that actually would do damage like chromatic orb or magic Missile or something and then I overhear the shark being like we shouldn't fight and I'm like you know what I'll try to put these guys to sleep okay good luck so I have to roll a 58 and the totalist Run are you are you trying to put yog to sleep um so it's from a point that I choose and it's going to depend on the role right do I like how many put asleep and it goes from the low targets you choose as well hit points yeah and it is targets you choose as Mark say only target I choose yeah I don't think I would want to do it to yog I would just do it to like the the two people in front of us I guess yeah they are quite go ahead it's 58 right yes why is there D4 D6 d8 on the [ __ ] sheet but not I got to type it out yeah SL R SL r space is it 5D I just pulled that out of my [ __ ] it is R rule 34 has saved me from some dark times 21 um okay I'm going to give you a choice here Norman that is not enough to put one of the blood Force members to sleep oh but it is enough to put Yol to sleep if you want to Pivot your choice might be worth a try dude I just I worry he's going to go on a rampage but [ __ ] it man it's kind of fun right yeah taking that into account I will allow it I will do I will use it on yog I I and it's not conventional but okay so Norman you start casting the sleep but you can see the blood Force they look very awake they've had their full eight hours they don't feel drowsy but yog he's getting sleepy so you pivot last minute to Yol these blood Force members must be using G fuel they all pull out their emergency G fuel canisters okay yog immediately falls asleep and I actually do have the were bear as a thing you guys never fought him I don't think we did we did oh you did you did okay um we killed him actually yeah here he is and so yog clogs to sleep and as he falls asleep suddenly his body shifts into a bare form and he comes back um he's on the same initiative so he's not coming yet um and nor problem for a lot of guys yeah yeah when your initiative is so low that you can't ejaculate um yeah okay bone SL is going to run up uh and just start doing his thing uh which is slamming he comes forward with his four forearms flexing with great power he's going to grab the hand of one of the blood Force members that's currently grabbing nerve and he's going to try and um punch him in the face 15 doesn't hit he has two other arm 29 does hit 12 damage slamming into the Force member Anthony you're up you've just yelled out the pineapple juice I've just been like yeah so we we really need to grab some pineapple juice okay and what does uh yeah what does bone do when I sh outout pineapple at the moment he's startled right everything that's happening at the moment is going like the moment you've said juice norus casted sleep bone SLO started punching Y is bone hearing all this though persec okay he hears me and I shout pineapple juice and I'm like oh that's just that's just the way I exclaim things sorry oh you you you thinking that he doesn't notice the stuff that's going on yeah um that's you guys are far away enough um that I will we will do a perception roll for general bone because and we'll we'll base it off that that seem fair that seems fair to me 100t is a lot of feet is a lot of feet to be fair y turned into a were bear and that's a lot of noise kind of go yeah I I just yell pineapple juice and then just like oh yeah hi I'm just trying to get him to look towards me like okay so um let's say let's let's 16 if you get what if you did what if you did like a performance versus perception yeah we this feels like a contest okay if I have to pretend in L's body that I'm like having a stroke I'll I'll do that okay go ahead do do whatever you want performance or deception or whatever okay okay here's what I'm going to do shout pineapple juice and then I'm going to pretend I'm choking Anthony's an EMT I know how to mimic choking and like I'm having a serious heart attack or something right now you have Advantage because of your knowledge of knowing how to choke my medical my medical knowledge so e deception I think deception now Advantage deception this all goes back to Anthony and the shark and KN how to choke how choke all right perception oh oh my God all right [ __ ] it thunder wave in the face he still surprise this round you know yeah yeah if he's like if I'm like thunder like I'm I'm like pineapple juice and I'm having a heart attack but he just looks back and sees everything going on with his men I just I just like Thunder Wave him in the face and just knock him on his ass try to do that what is going on here the funniest part of this is that means in the distance right as the shark is like I preach peace there's just a boom I imagine I imagine bone like looks back to see everything happening and then looks back at me like what's going on wait what boom I do want to say the Shar you do say I preach peace and then immediately a giant were bear fall fors next to you it's the we bear of peace all right um I'm going to yeah I'm going to move a little bit over here so I'm trying to knock him closer to them uh he has to make a a con save a con save he's he's he's actually decent at that 15 but fail wait no does he succeed no wait yeah it should automatically say my sh it's no it's my okay it says on here my spell save is dc14 on my sheet it says dc15 but I think he still saves either way okay yeah you meet you beat you imagine you beat it so he takes half damage it he takes half damage 2 so you burst it but he he stands strong um well like 2D eight damage okay so he takes what three damage three damage wait wait he doesn't even need to stand strong you sort of just blow some air on his face just like he go I just slap him basically in the face no you do like this dramatic move where you put your hand right up to him and then you just you sort of Just Like Pat him on the cheek he go oh what that hurt um Cody you're up yeah I'm I'm Tom between trying to cast spells that will help us befriend the Werebear yog and get him to fight four us instead of attacking us or just also going beast mode um just you can tell mode if you go into a bear mode and just like the we bear doesn't attack you because he sees you as one of his kind wait let me just say going beast mode is very rarely not worked out great for people like no looks fantastic yeah true yeah like think of great beast mode events we have like Attack on Titan OJ Simpson um all right you'rea I went beast mode I'm going to turn into a rhinosaurus I must say I never know what's going to come out of Daniel's mouth I and now he's drunk too so it's like you know love you I love you bro have a rhino character sheet you I I have it okay you have it you do it 45 Health 11 AC all right I'll put the 45 on your blue HP bar 40 speed and um if I if I charge at least 20 ft towards something before I hit it um it does double damage so I'm going to or it does double dice so I'm going to actually charge it so I know there's the the blood force that are hold two that are holding nerve but there are two that are like further away they were guarding the perimeter yeah I know they're going to be a problem so I'm going to charge at them good idea um so I'm going to charge at one of them for 40 ft y smash into him and then try and G him which is a D20 go ahead plus seven Rhino mode please I think you've ever turned into a rhino 26 um do it that hits all right so it's going to do 4 d8 all right do that 4 d8 five plus five oh my god2 damage strength saving kned prone oh God he's probably going to be knocked prone one of paralyzed yeah this is not the paralyzed one okay one one of the ones that's next to ner is paralyzed I'm in the opposite direction uh strength um he critically failed so he fails all right so he's knocked prawn I'm going to say because he critically failed not only is he knocked Pro but he's going to take an extra one damage as he falls to the ground he like hits his head in a funny way and and his helmet sorry what were you say thank you for making fall damage a thing as someone who falls often and hurts themselves you like lift your leg up and it's covered scrapes and bruises yeah genuinely this bad boy got some bruises on him U the the blood Force remember when he falls to the ground his helmet comes off um oh and he this bloody um he's got he's got dark messy hair he's got copper skin like a like a and he's got piercing yellow eyes um and it's interesting kind face so it's interesting cuz his skin and ears say suin but he only has two arms um this one some of them have four arms some of them have two arms but this one only has two arms but he he has have we ever seen anyone that looks like a silen with only two arms no I don't think so huh Abomination breed oh my God that's my turn that's my turn okay little feather's probably going to back you up Cody and just start firing at on the ground um uh you get disadvantage for range attacks against Target maybe she should just it's a surprise round so she just has regular attack oh okay fair enough um which I guess you guys would have also had advantage on your hits but they will hit anyway um true so got fire twice uh one of them hits doing seven damage nice uh I don't know what noise Rhino makes but I make that sound oh guess wrong okay fair enough okay I just want to say I I moved and so I now live in a house where my literally 5T in front of the window I'm sitting in front of as a graveyard and I just had this moment of like I'm behaving so badly dead body right what's uh what's their name from like the 16th century uh there's also a baby grave within like that's fabulous that's like in character yeah I just well I bring it up cuz there's someone in the graveyard right now and I'm so afraid they can hear me they're like pay so they're paying respects and this is like and all they can hear in the background is this [ __ ] let's have a moment of silence everybody yeah everyone let's have a moment of silence for that is it R what is it a man or a woman oh he's Le I think it was a gardener oh woman I identify as a gardener sir sir it doesn't matter they were just they're just the gardener incredible they're not mourning or anything oh who gives a [ __ ] then we can say whatever we want get back to making Rhino noises go Bo it is now hachiko's turn I can't see I'm crying um hatcho is going to give Bing inspiration to the shark nice uh by that's what you hear the shark and you suddenly feel uh inspired um it's also hack heo yeah okay and then um you got it Hachiko is going to cost fireable on general bone oh W that's far yeah it's enough distance that wait can he if he he's going to move cuz he's a dog yeah he can move and then throw it at radius you stretched him yeah sorry all of his pieces are separate so um so he's he's a lard right so he can get fireball um and then oh Fireball has 150 ft range anyway so we can reach General oh yeah he's definit he's going to plant it where it's going to hit general bone but not you Anthony so he so picture this hatcho barks and out of his mouth a [ __ ] fireball spews out and explodes next to general bone this has to be something this has to exist in anime yeah right there has to be a spellcasting dog that that cast a fire feel like this was in a Final Fantasy game at one point where you use a dog for [ __ ] if Final Fantasy 8 you have a dog Final Fantasy 7 has a dog yeah that's a cat no that's dog no no the red 13 is a dog red 13 that's a dog I didn't play I don't know okay General General Bon going to do his dexterity saving throw or he's going to take that damage uh he fails so he takes 24 damage nice um and the shark is back to you what happened with my preaching um so as you were talking a fireball goes off a were bear appears um there's a a a guy turns into a rhinoceros and body slams someone some racial hatred was sort of Feud and that didn't that didn't happen um and you're still preaching but your your persuading was so good that one of the guys one of them is paralyzed but the other guy that's holding nerve is actually like he takes off his helmet and goes you know this isn't worth it uh he let go as of nerve and he just sort of walks off that's fair yeah I'm attack he's disengaged no no he he he walks away he I could take an opportunity attack on him instead I I okay go ahead no go ahead go ahead he said I walk up behind him I put my arm around him we leave combat and we go get a drink all right we whenever whenever it's the shar's turn we will cut to that scene happening I was about to I was about to be like really celebra and like oh wow shock entirely eliminated someone from the fight non-lethally not not even like aggressively that was crazy and then he just walks away we will every time it's the shark's turn we will cut to what they're doing in the bar um uh it's now nerv's turn he doesn't know what happened to the guy next to him but it's freed up an arm so now he can make two attacks and he's and he's just going to continuously um actually this is what nerve's going to do he's already applied his nerve poison so uh he's going to pull out a spectral sword um It's like a green energy blade and that's cool [ __ ] yeah you guys have seen this before Kaa had had them um okay neat so he's going to pull out a green energy blade out of two and he's going to make two slashes with this am I laging or they are they that's the question right now um I think I think I'm good I'm good yeah we're all good I think it was you I guess it's on my end cuz everyone sounds like a robot then T looks spectacular today rustage exists Schwab's gone thank you appreciate it that's that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me a see you said shut up but you also said the nicest thing rested has ever ex if I insist you exist all I know in life is someone exists therefore is so I am insinuating you are the zero point of the universe the it I'm the it so just for context nerve didn't attack four times he's just attacking with Advantage uh and I just rolled it so one of those attacks hit for eight damage uh and yog is now a were bear oh boy the hi Briggs the the the Giant WE bear monster comes down with a huge claw um how many times does it attack six two claw attacks one sure I remember him with advantage two with advantage and they come through one of them hits slashing into the blood Force member for 12 um it is now General Bone's turn Anthony general bone turns to you you are not councilman L I can't believe I fell victims to such a cheap parlor trick we can still hear and see you're about to play victim to this shatter Cannon it's not turn yet all right bring it um so General oh there we go yeah we're good uh general bone he has four arms two of them grasp around the handle of a weapon and creates a blood red energy blade who um he's a Sith he's a lord I've seen Star Wars episode 14 I get this I haven't seen Star Wars here's a fun fact um I have not seen the only Star Wars movie I've seen is solo and Rogue one yeah Anthony has seen uh like episode 14 and that's the only one he's seen in the entire Star Wars expanded universe um I think Daniel Green also just lagged out oh that's crazy disc go dying for everyone I'm good yeah everyone was just frozen and like I looked fine I can move and talk everything was fine everyone on my screen um does a 15 hit you Anthony uh oh I don't think it does actually does it not I I have armor and [ __ ] I have 19 AC oh my God he r a 15 twice it's okay he has four arms um then with his other two arms he brings out this spectral bone chain um and he's going to try and wrap it around you if this hits it critically hits so you take um 29 damage that's a really high rooll um I'm all right I'm all right I'm not dead I was at full health the the spectral bone chain wraps around you and if you're hit with this attack you are now grappled you have to use oh cool yeah this is like uh in Iron Man 2 when he was fighting like the Whiplash guy and like with the whip and like it's like electrical and [ __ ] I'm just I was thinking of um uh Ghost Rider I feel like he's wrapped you in his chain now he's about to [ __ ] suck your soul out with with Nick Cage yeah I love that I'm just imagining General Bourn as Nick Cage now all right is fair enough I'm Nicholas Cage I'm general bone I've never heard taking dur an depression before this territory oh yeah I could do I could do like a decent necklace cage how I can't actually remember what Nicholas Cage sounds like now it doesn't sound exactly right but it's close enough I guess he has the man this is the most voice act that you done in and it's an impression of Nick C okay Norman you're up it's your turn well that whole pacifist [ __ ] didn't work so Fu one of them yeah it actually worked on the paral it worked on it worked on y only no it it it worked on two blood oh you you meant the sleep my sleep yes Daniel Green's pacifist speech did work on both blood Force members just one of them is currently paralyzed and couldn't respond um so he he we don't know that though you don't know that for the audience from Norman's perspective he just sees Daniel GRE he just Hees the shark and one of them leave so nothing's really like it's just like like like ble situation Norman's like nothing really happened to our advantage I want to I want to say that like we do like there's a cut in for the audience where you you hear the inside thoughts of the paralyzed blood Force member and he's like I don't want to be here anymore and in that moment in that moment nor Norman Norman does what I would to attack the paralyzed person that's you have Advantage okay um that's a crazy sentence you can't say I'm going to attack the paralyzed person Norman's not a good person anymore oh yeah he's given that oh what what why did I I wor I chose the wor spells oh no yeah [ __ ] you have scorching Ray right no I have Wall of fire but I don't want to use this in this scenario I can use confusion but he's already paralyzed yeah all of your stuff is like big AOE attack CU you don't have very good I have like Fireball chromatic orb chromatic orb right you have chromatic orb yeah I will use chromatic morb yeah I'll use chromatic orb yeah chromatic morb and you have Advantage can can I back up a couple feet as well uh yeah you can you're not near anymore yeah yeah you can do that I'm going to back up like over here near Little Feather just but he also doesn't an auto crit if he's paralyzed uh I'll double check um any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attack Auto crit only if the attacker is within 5 ft of the creature oh yeah so it's only for melee attacks yeah I'm I'm backing up cuz I I'm not I don't like being up close and personal and then I'm going to hit him with a with a chromatic orb you you have Advantage come on something cool be crazy if you still miss if the attack hits the creature takes 3d8 damage but you have to do a something all right just I don't know what it says you roll to hit you roll to hit roll roll traumatic orbs yeah that's roll it's a roll to hit so there we go you have Advantage do you want to just roll just in case you have UK crit sure I'll roll again yeah yeah yeah yeah you don't okay so you hit the chromatic B you say it's 3 d8 are you just casting it at that level you can upcast it to add more d8s to it I will upcast it [ __ ] it to what level are you casting Norman literally said [ __ ] it we ball so I'll do it at [ __ ] it we orb [ __ ] it we or I'll do it at the I'll just do at the second level so I think it just adds one yeah so it's 48 right 48 4 day 48 go ahead King yeah that's going to kill him uh what what what flavor of orb is this like cuz you get to choose its Elemental flavoring H let me think here we'll do we'll do lightning I'm inspired by what seeing like some actually Thunder Wave or thunder therave is is not even lightning it's sound yeah sound I'll do lightning though okay so you create thisal really focused on that paralyzed thing huh no no no we get it he's paralyzed it's like one of those like defibrillators so what happens is you send the lightning orbit him it like Sparks his body and UNP paralyzes him uh for a second and then he dies uh he he disintegrates into Ash before you um so it is now the Norman saw that he had a debuff and took advantage it is now the blood Force's turn and the only blood Force still alive and around are the two that are near Cody um there's one on the ground who's going to try and desperately attack Cody with disadvantage um Advantage toggle okay with disadvantage he he swings his great sword around and misses Cody it's so easy to hit a rhino by the way I have 11 AC wellow he he he whiffs it he whips though he totally whiffs it um the other one comes over this one doesn't have disadvantage and he brings down his great sword that's the sound I've decided Rhino mix this one hits for 12 they actually do have two attacks ow okay um uh and that one also hits because your armor class is terrible so oh my God rhinos should have decent Armor class they're like armored and [ __ ] they're not actually no like that their hide is is pretty thick their he is very thick serves as armor against like you know the ele arrows and like rock you take 19 damage total King I took it I took it as the as the great sword slices into your rhinoceros body um bone slore is going to run over and assist you but he can't quite get there in time so he's just going to run over Anthony it's your turn again okay uh do I have to make the check to get out of this like before or like at only you're only grappled which means you can still make actions okay I am going to cast en large redu and I'm going to be enlarged please wow that is that is incredibly smart I like that a lot time for a my I have a grow Ray holy [ __ ] yeah so in large uh my size doubles and then I'm a large creature now honest that is so smart because because of your size doubling the shackles just like um they're too small for you well hold up if you sorry blind viewers Daniel Green is now a member of slipnot he's just put on a a a orc mask okay it would have been so much cooler if you just didn't mention it we all just accepted it but that's been shat all over now I'm just a big fan of '90s rock groups that's true good actually no okay Anthony Anthony you current you current no you currently have this like spectral chain around you if you grow it's just going to be tighter around you uhoh break it I can't I can't break it with physical Force well then you would have to use your action to do the the check to break it with physical force uh but it would give you advantage on escaping when you do that um but that is still Antion okay wait uh other direction if you reduced you would you all right I'll be tiny Anthony then all right just like that movie Ant-Man and the wasp versus the mosquito I'll do it I'll reduce so you reduce down in size and then the shackles just sort of collapse around you true I'm small now small Anthony so you I'm tiny Anthony and I punch him in the dick um okay so yeah you're you're you wow um you you're okay that well that's your action do you do anything with your bonus action or do you move I okay so there's a question I want to bring up about that when that fireball went off it's right next to a pond so is there some steam in the air right now ooh that's a very I was going to hide I was going to hide in the steam cuz the fireball went off right next to it yeah there probably is some steam coming off of the uh all right tiny Anthony run into the steam Cloud all right you you will still provoke an attack of opportunity yeah sure um he says it just just like kills him um but yeah you can you flat and Tiny Anthony you at least have partial cover amongst the steam um um does that affect anything reducing it doesn't hit me it doesn't matter it doesn't even hit you so you you you shrink down out of his shackles and run into the Steam and general bone looks around like what what is going he's desperately swinging his his lightsaber and I'm just in the Mist being like Oh it's happening for you bone it's coming for you Cody it's your turn all right um I'm going to see the Ros really work best when they can arounds I am in a little bit of a pickle with these two guys around me but that's fine I'm just going to keep tanking hits for now I think I'm going to attack the guy in the floor yeah you have Advantage Advantage [ __ ] him up King I could here's what I could do is I could run away and then like I could Circle back and just continuously knock him over yeah did he did the guy who was prone did he get up no he's he's trampled by you um cuz I could just knock the other guy PR if I did Loop but that would provoke opportunity attacks H but it would be funny it would be funny you would you got to do with I wouldn't have advantage against the nonprone guy so it's likely I'll miss I'm just going to I'm going to attack the guy who's prone yeah keep stomping on him you hit him 26 yeah all right roll 2 d8 + 5 nice I'm going to do 14 damage oh wow he's so weak uh I think Little Feather so pathetic little feather you see there's tears in his eyes yes me oh you freak okay so oh my all right um Little Feather does have disadvantage on these but she is going to fire two short bows on the person that you are on top of and one of them hits let's go and that finishes him off so let's go as you see as you just continue stomping this person in the ground uh an arrow flies out from the from your side and pierces him in his in his um in his heart in the gaps between his armor and he blood dripping down his mouth ironically and he collapses to the ground I'm going I'm going to make like a dead a noise of approval I'm just searching what noise a rhino makes oh that is that is unit holy [ __ ] try it that's pretty good that's pretty good wait I can I can I'll Google RH noise it's like a deep reverby Rumble I'm going to get it up that's a h I just made a h sound okay rhino sounds I'm listening to Rhino sound like [Music] rhinos yeah I can't do that no they they go the okay the Rhinos I just listened to go what I they make like they make like these big deep rumbly I listen I don't know I just heard a rhino go I don't know what I I I clicked but there like a vtuber rhino that just said I'm hungry what the Rhino sound list we are yeah we got we got the whole plethora of rhinos I genuinely was looking for normal rhino sounds why did I click this I did do rhinox on my channel for a while oh that's interesting is there is there a is there a a one piece character that turns into a rhino H yeah Meo rhos the moment Tech is like I did I covered this obscure thing on my channel it's like was there a one piece character that did that yeah yeah that's that's why yeah me know rhosus he's one of the demon guards yeah in that case I'm going to turn to a little feather after she like kills this guy in FL I'm go um it's hat turn hatur is going to continue charging towards general bone mhm um and oh gosh what's he going to do now what could he be doing what damn what that dog doing um he's going to piss and it's going to just set the whole thing on fire um I think he's going to use faithful Hound he summons another dog yeah he has faithful Hound he can summon another dog that is hilarious okay you conjure a phant just generate a friend makes a friend okay no they hate each other a The Hound's attack Bon is equal to spell cast ability modifier and on hit it deals 48 damage so he he generates another wow I know they just start barking and howling at each other like wait wait wait what are you doing here this is my area he barks and this spectral Hound comes out of his mouth and then rushes forwards towards general bone and then makes it attack I think all right there we go uh yeah the yeah it's within 30 ft uh uh at the start of each of your turn the Hound attempts to bite one creature I don't think he can he can bite yet but he will uh the shark so the shark you have started walking away with the blood guard and he he has his helmet off at the moment um this is one of the forearmed sulin ones um he's got quite Rich blue skin um he's got bright piercing blue eyes um and he and he he looks over to you he says uh so what is your name my friend it does you know I'm going to tell you something I haven't even told my friends and that's my real name there no way there's no that you say your real name to this random God shark's real name and my real name is willhelm Javis Jr W I just want to know is is that fact is his name willhelm yeah current reality of his mind yes I just want to know how do we end up here you and me both walking around people violence all over them I was born here and it was a good paying job but um is it what you wanted to do no I I wanted to be a lawyer but they wouldn't I did not pass the exams um why didn't you try again man I I didn't know that let you try more than once they do all you got to do is you know just save up a little money maybe go work at a local shop you enjoy and just save up study in your spare time you can do it next year like would you rather be being paid well for a job you hate or do you want to buckle down maybe sleep on a futon in the corner for a couple years and then be doing what you love for a living down the road you know what I'm saying this is such a good point I've been reading I've been reading some of the books and I heard this great lawyer that resides in in the capital but I'd love to meet him one day but I um you know we're not allowed to leave and um who's stopping you me I guess bigest enemy I am posed the group that's stopping me you you are the biggest thing stopping you what you got to do and this is from someone who has wandered this world for the better part of however long I've been here now and you just got to just fight for what you really think is going to make you happy like you know you're not going to end up sleeping well at night uh and having the family that supports and loves you for who you truly are doing a job that you hate 8 hours of the day you're going to come home you're going to take that on them cuz you're I don't want to say you're human but you're you know you're you're a sentient being stress suking yeah you're sulking I'm sulking right now with you I think the best thing for us both is to start practicing and preaching what our heart really wants and I don't mean that in some kind of religious way I don't mean that some kind of like prophecy way I just mean like talked I've talked about my dreams with my fellow blood Force members and they've all laughed at me you're the first man to take me seriously you know um [ __ ] those dudes they're not even your friends are they when was the last time one of them helped you like just in your day-to-day life going down you're right you're right will hel you're right well it's yeah it's it's so nice to meet you can I pay can I pay for a drink for you we just have a good afternoon last time you just had a good afternoon you want to go to dicks I will gladly bring you some dicks let's let's let's go to dicks let's go to dicks all right so him and I go to dick so we're got to cut away all right let's that's done for you guys unreal so I guess I guess when we learned in a previous episode The the shark's name is Brena that was just a lie yeah no middle that's his middle name we we cuz it's jvis Jr will brener jvis J my my fault my fault my real life middle name is brener but that's yeah that remember that yeah that was fun we remember the Saga that was involved in that yeah wait so his wait what's his first name willhelm will it's on the wiki already man you guys are good you know what's so funny like a couple weeks ago my girlfriend was like did you ever find out that guy's middle name cuz she was going through potential middle names at one point that is too funny oh my god oh wow okay um [ __ ] where are we oh yeah nerve um the two guys I'm sorry I'm sorry chat she didn't remember Daniel's name she doesn't watch isai D and D yeah um that's okay I don't so one of them one of them walked off the other one died so nerve is now standing there there's a giant were bear next to him he's going to run away from that um he's going to make his way to help and assist Anthony so he's going to dash UH 60 he's going to dash 60 ft he leaps over the fence thanks nerve um and he's going to pull out a crossbow you didn't expect that did you he's had a crossbow I mean it was kind he's an assassin guy it was kind of in the realm of possibility now if he pulled out like I don't know a [ __ ] sausage and tried to hit somebody with that that would be that would be a surprise yeah yeah that like a long baguette oh my God long the the crossbow hits for 40 damage oh nice uh it's now we Bear's turn Okay the close closest to him is going to be like B it's bone so where bear Rampages towards bone SLA so I knew this would happen it's it's we bear versus bone SLO uh bone SLO goes ah Big Bear I will beat you in arm wrestle the we bear goes it's good okay and then he's going to do his two claws just does bone slau try to just grab one and just like well he grabs the first one and then the second claw comes down unaware cuz bone slaw is not aware of the fact that once you're at an arm wrestle you can't start a second arm wrestle and it does uh 14 plus 7 that's a decent chunk of 21 damage decent chunk of damage scratches across bone sl's body and blood starts dripping down but are they in the middle of a strength contest now with the other hand they will be on Bon turn there will be a Bon's turn general bone is going to uh walk up towards Anthony I'm in the Mist is there like a you know well so yes you're going to and the dog gets an opportunity attack yeah yeah the dog gets an opportunity attack is that is that true I don't know I'm in the Mist the dog was attacking him and he just got shot with a crossbow bolt by nerves I don't know why I'm the major concern right now you're I mean you're the one who's directly betrayed him you you're in the mid so you're going to have I'm going to rule that you have partial cover so you have a plus two to your AC okay um which is a lot ofc to be fair no and I also have a defensive Shield which gives me plus one to that so the spectral Hound is invisible to All Creatures except for hatcho okay that's what it says crazy it says the Hound is so I don't even know what happened I just he just gets like attacked by some weird ghost or something okay yeah he has a bit doesn't have reaction no it probably doesn't it doesn't and general Bone's going to walk around and he's going to just [ __ ] come at you with his spectral bone sword son of a dick oh my God he critically hit that even with it oh my days that's 24 damage and he has another one of those and that all that doesn't hit cuz you got the plus 2 AC so yeah yeah and I'm going to use my repulsion shield for that one too which uh will knock him back uh oh nice yeah yeah yeah yeah okay knock him up to 15 ft away yep okay incredible that's after being hit that's after being hit so you you would you would do that after the first attack after the first attack so that would be before the second attack oh nice okay I could just do that then okay I still get the damage but yeah yeah that I'm just saying that sort of gives him the opportunity to get back to you um well then [ __ ] it no I'm waiting till after the second one no no because there only when an attack hits it did the no the second attack didn't hit but it happens with it so fast it's you just oh good just oh whoosh boom Shield okay now I get it it's fine okay so I knock him 15 feet away he just comes back I guess if yeah cuz he he only used about 10 ft of movement to come after you that's fine yeah um I mean you you the second oh no no 15 ft knocked away in the pond I mean you can't he's not his back isn't the pond you would have yeah but I can swing it like this I don't think go just go just I don't think he can um maybe if you reposition yourself later you'll be able to do that but the second sword misses anyway so the first sword comes down with critical Force dealing 24 damage if you've taken that off oh I have yeah yeah that slashes through you blood splashing the second one just slashes into the Mist missing you Norman you're up oh wait no he's got his shackle sorry he he has his spectral bone chain he's going to try and spectral bone chain you and that misses okay Norman you're up I'll be honest I have no clue what's [ __ ] going on anymore okay Norman I'm fighting this guy by myself over here Norman this is what's happening can I I don't see any blood force in front of me anymore right there are two behind one blood Force member uh and he's he's he's fighting me yeah there's a dead cops and there's one that's fighting Cody behind you bone slore and the were bear are currently fighting and in the distance you see Anthony hatcho and nerve fighting general bone I wish I could do more than one thing at once here but I think I'm just going to fly over to help Anthony you have a most I do want to State Norman that most of your spells have enough range that you can reach general bone from where you are you are a range spell C you you have like can I can I metag game a little bit here yeah what are you going to do so let me just double check the range of fireballs I don't I don't know if this is particularly metag gaming like I just want to throw it far enough past general bone where it hit bone but not a standard thing you throw it at the tree just did that with ha I just did that with Hao it's not met like Norman in Universe could throw a fireball far enough to hit General Bon it's if it's in balers Gate 3 it's not medicating that's the way IED Boulders Gate 3 yeah yeah all right look I can do that's just not true cuz in Boulders Gate 3 it's like you're metagaming constantly cuz it's a video game you're I know all right I'm going to move over here or like whatever like within my whatever range I'm allowed to move yeah you you run up closer are you going to fling a fireball I'm going to fling a fireball towards general bone and be like I think Anthony need some needs some help over there he's doing a One V one I'm trying got to I got to support my boy and I I shoot a fireball okay go ahead as 8 D6 8 D6 unless you upcast it and then it's 9 D6 [ __ ] it 90 yeah Norman's uh tagline for the episode does Norman what what like spell slots does Norman have he's got level four spell slots I do have some I have Wall of fire and confusion as level four but I'm not going to use them in this fight so I might as well upcast yeah yeah I always forget about that go ahead King that okay 27 damage so he's going to do a deck save I just love for their perspective out of nowhere Anthony and bonesaw are like face to face and just fire rains down on one of them yeah he critically fails oh [ __ ] get [ __ ] so he takes the 27 damage the fire and he lands in the pond but it does guys if if we could just get him in the pond we win skeletons can't [ __ ] swim okay he's not a skeleton he just doesn't have a nose he's not he looks very skeleton likee but he's not an actual skeleton he's just like a very pale guy with no nose pale people cannot swim we'll be fine damn he right he's spitting there's um the tree is now on fire though I do want to State Tre tree is on fire was the dog a decent amount of damage and I don't think the dog can be hit he's like a by fire he's just like a he he seems to be an invisible Phantom image like wait is he just like Voldemort then he's just no nose I kind I've not I've not seen the Harry Potter films either weird wrong with you I know right I've had this discussion with him like three have you at least seen Lord Lord of the Ring I've not seen Lord of the Ring RS oh my God I will I will I will see L of the Rings have have you watched Tom Scot he's British I yeah I watched there you go okay oh you have oh great fantastic yeah this is important Harry Potter is history one rustage just general making fun of you for not having seen Lord as a kid I didn't watch movies wait let me I'm I'm talking go ahead currently evocating from my mouth speak your [ __ ] I'm going to lay down on the floor but I want you to know I have my headphones on and I'm going to bring the mic with me so it's going to be okay F yeah okay thank you you're I trust you Daniel Green he needs to lie down I just want to I just want to say rer just no excuse I'm a [ __ ] hmbo I didn't grow up watching Star Wars or Lord of the Rings and I've been watching them recently I'm on The Hobbit right now [ __ ] fantastic bricks for all pretty good like I'm going to say this with no offense you have a lot more free time than I do um I I just I don't the time to watch long movies at the moment you can definitely watch a movie before bed bro that's [ __ ] I just uh I has to watch the lot of the Rings with I have I the thing is there's so much other stuff that I want to watch and there's also things that I need to watch for work as well now rustage what are you doing immediately after this is over I'm playing Rainbow Six Siege with uh Mark to Spooky Briggs okay okay okay he's so busy guys he's so busy I let okay I just didn't watch movies grow it up I'll watch them eventually it's fine it's fine I I played video games and I Read Manga I would have been a different person if I watched movies growing up I wouldn't have liked that person I would yeah you guys wouldn't be watching eai D and D right now if I didn't if I watched Harry Potter growing up you'd be watching you'd be watching Harry Potter Marvel crossover D and D okay um yeah Norman the tree is on fire it's the last the blood I don't know why I find that so funny it's the last Blood the trees on fire the last Blood Force member it comes over to uh Cody cuz you actually what the noise I make he's right next to you yeah he's right he's right up on me cuz he attacked me so he's attacking twice and they both hit right he's got you on 11 AC so 15 I think that un rhinos you it doesn't I've got one left I got one hit point left oh my God okay I was on 26 all right is severely wounded right now he's slushing he's screaming bone slore is going screaming bone slore and the we I'm going to do a strength contest between bonela and the we Bear right now um I want bonela just to put this [ __ ] bear on the ground dude please that would be so funny so bone SL rolled he only got that means he he has a plus 10 to that check that's crazy oh no don't worry the we bear the we bear doesn't actually have as much strength as I thought he would give it a go 23 he's not that strong guys 23 so bone slaw this is the first time he's lost an arm wrestle the the we bear takes bone SLA and pummels him into the ground and Bone SLO smiles and he goes yes finally there is I it's my mistake was UN wrestling man I should have been un wrestling Beast um that's his turn though Anthony it's your he takes this so well this is what he's been looking for it's what he's it's what wanted a challenge um okay uh so I'm no longer cuz I got out of it using the enlarge reduce can I just end concentration and go back to normal yeah yeah you could just do that whenever okay I'm going to do that all right and then I'm going to I might get an opportunity attack or he might get an opportunity attack on me but I want to angle myself this way you want angle behind him yeah yeah angle behind him so is he going to no no you because you're walking around him you can do that you're not dis I walk around him uh and then you know I bust out another Thunder Wave but I'm going to upcast it to two because [ __ ] it I'll take a page at a Norman's book you're trying to burst him into the water yeah I'm trying to get this damn skeleton Voldemort looking [ __ ] into the water yeah I just I don't know what you're trying to achieve with this it it's just like a pond because it will work trust me on this all right all right okay Ahad you Thunder Wave uh he's got to do a con save where he's going to be pushed 15 ft into into the pond it's like a it's a nice pond with like dice decorations on it because it's like it's the pond of someone who lives here yeah there's like a little like a like a fake duck there's fake duck on it yeah uh okay he's going to do conve damn it yeah he succeeds he takes half takes the so that's 3d8 for this 3d8 half it that's pretty good that's pretty good uh he takes 10 damage yeah yeah uh so you try that big boom noise U this time he actually feels it but he stands his ground I see you're trying to push me into that I just charge him and all right okay Cody unless has a bonus one Rhino hit point left so I'm thinking I'm thinking what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the chance to run as a rhino I'm going to start running away from this Blood Force member so he's going to get an opportunity attack and that's you're just you're expecting him to un un Rhino you it's fine if he un rhinos me but on off chance that I get the extra movement speed from being a rhino is what I was hoping okay so as as you run away as a rhino he slashes into you and you un Rhino your face becoming your perfect human face your chiseled jawline your smile gleaming oh wow okay um you're beautiful Cody you're beautiful man I'm going to I'm going to be running I'm I'm just I'm so in two minds about what to do but [ __ ] it I really want to support Anthony and them up there yeah um hey man you got to do what you got to do F and I'm going to cast conjure animals and I'm going to conjure eight dogs so so wait so there's going to be eight dogs a spectral dog and hatcho octo dog octo dog okay I'm going to conjure eight sled dogs is the is the in case you want it um [ __ ] so there's 10 dogs Deca dog gotcha we got a Deca dog hedron um and I'm going to cast them 60 ft away from myself towards this guy which is around about where hatcho is but these guys all have 40 ft movement so they should on their turn be able to move to uh Mr Bor um so yes I summon eight dogs 3 4 5 eight where are they they are all 60 ft away from me towards General borne like around here so around about where hat okay hao's got a legion of dogs around him now yes he is now commanding the Army I will also just briefly show this um image terribly on stream of hatar at his army of dogs there is yes the thing is each of these guys has pack tactics which means they gain Advantage for attacking an enemy when there's another Ally within 5T yeah and also sled dogs specifically when they bite a creature if that creature fails a strength saving throw they get knocked prone so I just I just really want all the sled dogs to just get him in the water then wa wait do they attack on your turn or do they have their own initiative um hold on conj animals roll Initiative for the summoned creatures as a group which has turn all right we'll add him to dog number one dog number two dog number three two dexterity so all right what are their names they have 19 they all the 19 okay so there's there are eight dogs and you have to name them all okay um uh okay writing these down this time yeah I'm just going to write them in the chat there's going to be Rufus um Rufus um all right as as another Rufus two Rufus Rufus Bart as okay little feather's going to fly over and aim a bow at general bone as you're doing this actually no what she what am I talking about she's going to shoot at the person that attacks you mu so you're listing off the names of the dogs all right there's all eight dogs Rufus B cruff Gruff Ruff Muffy segue and L segue SE so Rufus Bart cruff Gruff Ruff Muffy and U segue all appear next to hatcho and they all start barking to each other like a cacophony of um dog noises um Little Feather fires off a short bow at the blood Force member hits does eight damage hatcho is going to continuously run up when at the start of hachiko's turn uh the invisible dog makes an attack um we don't know what the invisible dog's name is haiko has to um yeah nobody knows that the invisible dog exists I guess no no the invisible dog's name is hako which is the way it's put in the initiative order yeah I just SP spell it uh 5 + 3 is eight right so uh 15 that doesn't hit general bone so the invisible dog doesn't but haiko comes over and haiko is going to use um you know that he also has Thunder Wave so hatcho is going to run over next to Anthony and also try and Thunder Wave um if he goes in the water and I didn't summon eel Team Six I'm going to be really annoyed it's okay dogs can swim yeah dogs can swim yeah let's get into the pop on the pond and then boom you'll see haiko is going to upcast thunder wave to third level so it's 48 um Thunder Bor and Geral bone has to do that conve oh watch he's going to fail this one yeah imagine no he succeeds so he just takes the half damage we cannot knock him in the water it does less damage than your Wonder did so he U hatcho barks and this thunderous noise Roars out as hatcho barks but general bone Stands Strong I am not going to be pushed into that pond the shark you're on the ground as in in real life are you still there there oh I'm here baby okay the shark man the shark you have now entered dicks I know this is like a long travel but this is just happening so you entered dicks with your new friend and you walk up to the bar with him and you said you going to buy him a drink I want to First commend your skills as a DM because look at this group of people you're managing to Wrangle you you got an idiot you got a doofus you got a [ __ ] and you got Briggs okay I would to be the [ __ ] I thought I was for sure the second or the third I love you I want to be the [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll tell you that much I don't know to add to that statement I did just spill drink all over myself because I thought there was a lot less than there was in and I just went like that and it just went all over my short so is that [ __ ] or doofus Behavior that's the question I I'm leave that for the gods to decide stands for doofus [ __ ] it does it does um are you able to get closer to your microphone a little bit I'm here smart as a brick thank you okay no Briggs you're a genius you you beat the [ __ ] out of me at Yu-Gi-Oh most of the time that's not difficult sorry Briggs I have to say that's not like you got to realize teching makes so many less mistakes than me he just builds bad decks no I'm building decks that are smaller now I I'm like under 45 my decks are consistently better than yours and if you win it's cuz I suck okay I don't know how to play you y you okay Daniel Green the shark you've just entered dicks with your new sulin friend um and you sit down at the bar what drink are you going to order him the bartender is you know polishing off a glass he says welcome to dicks what would you like a big glass of ice water uh and you you had it to your your new friend and he goes ah you're not you're not a drinker um willham um um okay no the shark orders uh um a dark and stormy wait so you order an ice water for your friend but a dark and stormy for yourself no no both for both you got to have a glass of water for every drink you have thank you so much and he takes a little bit of a s um my name is jwag by the way mhm um I'm the shark AK what are your no the what Wilhelm you've been I've been talking about my dreams but what are your dreams I I want to inspire people I want to make a change in this world and I think my world is so [ __ ] like if you heard of World War I that was a big deal no I've not heard of that i' you know there's not a lot of information gets into Corpus but hey man you've already inspired me so there at least one person and that's a lot more than most people I think I think I'm going to become you know I don't want to go home anymore I don't want to go go back to that life you know what I did in another world what what did you do what do you mean I I I I lived in this other world I just broke legs I broke so many legs I can tell you the difference between a healthy knee Crunch and an unhealthy knee crunch yeah but you know you we've all we've all done things that we regret there there have been people that I have hurt that I I was just following orders and I imagine you were just doing the same sometimes you know other times it just was like practice like you get in a bar fight intentionally and then you're like I'm going to break this guy's knees cuz that's what my boss is going to ask me to do on Monday so I'm like I'm going to get good at it so what I don't regret it that's not the right word I savored it when it happened in fact I look forward to it but you don't look forward to it anymore uh I wish I was doing it actively right now but I know it's wrong I I see but sometimes you know it's like nature versus nurture we were we are raised to think that certain things are right when and it's only through experience that we find out that they're wrong and we take the necessary actions to change who we are and I feel like I feel like willhelm you you were raised in environment where what you were doing was right and the blood lust just sort of came naturally but now that you understand that it's not the right thing to do you are evolving as a person and yeah I mean I see you're saying nature provided the knees and nurture made me think I should break them when maybe I shouldn't exctly yeah exactly exactly right I'm saying that you are a good man at heart I know that because most people would find out that you know this in what and they would just they wouldn't care but you care the fact that you are having this crisis proves that you are a good man at heart that's so good so what you're saying is everything I did in the past like I'm forgiven for I don't no no no no no I am saying that we must do our best to atone for our sins I'm going to become a lawyer andet I will I will I will defend those who are in need and you know maybe I can help more than I can that I've harmed I think when I die I would like to have helped more than I have harmed and maybe you should say the same that way we could become better people together yeah yeah yeah I like that you know what and here's my symbol that I'm going to do this and I'm going to hand him my Tommy Gun and say I don't need that anymore I don't know what this is but thank you you you pull that little lever thing and anyone who tries to stop you from being a lawyer will no longer be a problem thank you I appreciate it cuz like I'm not going to do violence anymore but you can do violence I don't like I'm not going to stop you hey do you want to hug yeah all right and you guys hug um and we we snap back to combat uh nerve is running up a general bone it really is like you know in balers gate when like a character is in combat but another one isn't whatever well they're just locked in one turn of combat that's what it's like time dilates different for them or something you know uh no is going to continue running up and firing his crossbow cuz that's all he can do um oh my God that is a that hits general bone takes nine damage uh the we I guess it's going to [ __ ] attack bone SL he's got this I'm sure you think so he didn't [ __ ] up by summoning the we bear did we no we did we didn't um Norman's gam this is the this is the in thisis the second crit that the were bear has gotten on bone SLA um that's going to knock him unconscious um and damn that means I mean yeah so [ __ ] he [ __ ] so so the the The Bona loses the arm wrestle then the were bear comes down and just GS bone SLO B dripping down he's already died once in univers right General bones turn Anthony um actually no with the dogs go first they both have 19 initiative what is the dexterity of a dog I'm going to rule it on this two uh okay no so general bone goes first um general bone Anthony he's [ __ ] pissed at you yeah sure he is um he you're getting in that water you're you're afraid of getting in the water cuz you know it'll kill you I know kill him I just I don't think the water like I just don't want to get my armor wet oh you're getting in that water all right okay 21 uh if we're no longer with this disadvantage or not disadvantage but with the extra AC you have the plus two AC so I have the plus two to AC yeah cuz you're still in The Mists I'm still in the Miss okay and I also have my repulsion Shield so that gives me a plus three I has charges I have four charges and I Ed one so I'm down to three charges so I can use that again yeah oh okay so is that plus one bonus to your AC there all the time cuz that's what it sounds like like you have 19 yeah it's just that's why you have 19 AC and not so it's just 21 so 21 so he does actually hit you with the first one for 16 okay fine and then the second one for 27 does also hit you and I'm down yeah I mean he he really wa wait wait he's going to use his repulsion Shield before second oh you're right you're right this is when you use the repulsion Shield okay so yeah and that's not a save is it no it isn't so the first attack comes down slices into you for 16 damage taking you to four HP single digit hit points but the repulsion blasts him into the pond into the [ __ ] water 15 ft away this is when it's useful um and he can't make it back to you cuz he's in the water now so he does have enough movement to climb out of the water but he can't make it back to you so now he's his armor is soaking wet he's at the side of this Pond and now the dogs are ready now the dogs descend on him dogs descend on him of them run around the front of him the other half like dive into the water behind him and S up behind him and they're all going to start trying to bite him all right release the hounds roll your they all have they all have Advantage roll your eight dog from pack attacks um so it's going to be a D20 plus4 to hit okay is there a way to roll with Advantage just you when you type it out you wa to quickly mate what what is the stat sheet for dog what's the macro uh it's sled dog I did I linked it in there wait just tell me the attack is I'll just make a I'll just make plus uh plus 2 damage uh 2 D4 plus two um edit in players journals all players um save changes um oh sweet all right here we go here we go um it should be there defog it's called defog okay yeah yeah well I typed quickly understand what I meant okay all right there it is is it not there is the attack not there I don't have it oh no no I forgot to I didn't put it in so what is it t 2D2 plus 4 and then the attack is 2 D4 plus two plus two and it's a bite right it's a bite yeah okay it's there it's there and these will just roll with Advantage anyway so just click that eight times eight eight bites eight bites B sorry it's WR yes that's not correct correct what happened it's supposed to be a D20 plus 400 how did that happen wait what how did I [ __ ] up that bird no you didn't [ __ ] it up no that dog is just really Sor to hit should just be plus4 not a D20 plus 4 because then it rolls it rolls two d20s okay uh now it's good now it's good now you can do it eight times all right yes 21 wow okay 1 2 3 that's a crit four five wow two crits oh my God oh my God one two three four okay so does the 21 hit five five of them hit um and the two CR hit oh wait no they 35 that didn't count five of the eight bites hit and two of them are crits so okay there's one there's the crit there's another crit there's another one there's another one so there's five five of them hit right oh my yeah um plus seven oh oh [ __ ] how many sevens are there four sevens plus three plus 5 plus 6 42 damage 42 damage they just start maing him eight dogs Rush general bone and just ironic that his name is general bone and eight dogs are rushing and they startop [ __ ] Goring at his body ripping him apart I knock him in the pond he gets out soaking wet and just Ro get M well I just want to I do want to add a a note for the anime adaptation this episode is when I summon the dogs Cody went fetch yeah there it is okay um um okay every attack that hit him he's going to have to do a strength saving throw or be knocked prone I'll be dragged getting back down into the water he's having a rough day it's only dc11 but he has to make five strength saving throws if he fails any of them he's prone okay 1 2 3 4 5 he failed the first one he very critically failed the first one he failed two of them so they are they dragging him into the water they're just going to drag him like back down like they're ripping at his ankles like half his body is in the Pod half his body is out that all of the dogs are [ __ ] pulling at his body he's on the ground Norman you're up does he look very weak from where I'm saying oh he looks he looks he looks so weak dude Norman's eyes turn like red or yellow like some anime li like like in one piece when they get like super excited it's like it's it's gamer time boys and he like gets his like staff out put it behind his neck and he's like magic Missile oh I okay I I he he looks very weak magic Missile might not kill him that's okay I'm going to goad regardless I was going to cast it at a higher level as I think I can right go yeah go ahead uh I get one extra slot per level per level one extra one extra missile [ __ ] it we're C at level four because anyway so cosing three extra missiles right so you it's already three missiles so you're hitting it six times oh there's a chance here actually yeah I could do it go ahead 3 5 8 uh 10 14 18 18 oh my God okay 18 leaves him on single digit HP he gets blasted he's one he is one as the as he is one bonela has to make a death save uh which he fails but Anthony general bone is on the ground blooded holes in his body from magic Missile dogs all around him gripping at his body what do you how do you want to I mean all right you could miss now it's time for my master plan the whole time use my Ray of frost on him from a distance and just just fire that on him and just freeze him in the water is that a can trip yes so this has a chance of not doing any damage if he succeeds the save oh dear um yeah no I no it's a r no it's a range spell attack oh it's not it's a is it a level one spell yeah no it's with level one spell okay my bad my bad so it has a chance of not doing any damage if you miss him yeah if I miss him it doesn't work but there's not I mean there's there anything I could do that could just Auto hit I don't have magic Missile yeah fair enough Oh wait [ __ ] no I do have magic Missile don't I wait wait wait I don't have magic Missile oh wait Anthony go Y no that's part of a that's part of an artificer spell that's like one of the that's one of the ones that's actually added in the book so you can't say that's that's [ __ ] on that one okay use magic Missile then I'll just use magic Missile just use your three level one magic Missile that will probably kill him unless you roll [ __ ] well let's find out that's not thanks for letting us know magic Missile is 1 D4 Plus plus one so roll 1 D4 plus one three times you might kill him with the first missile 34 plus three you're definitely going to kill him though I think 3 D4 plus three yeah just do 3 D4 plus three okay minimum damage is six yeah that's going to kill him oh that's wow that is almost as much as as I told you knocking you in the water would kill you it's like the that's almost Max damage magic Missile you your magic misss [ __ ] pulverize him through his armor um his body gets ravaged he's [ __ ] dead um and they he got brutalized so he got ripped to [ __ ] by he's so strong like he's he's quite a strong adversary but he oh man he's the but he got brutalized by 10 dogs I don't know man I mean he he hit me with a few crits and he didn't really I mean he dealt damage he he never crit you it was the we bear that with the whip yeah with the whip oh with the whip he hit maybe crit okay um okay he's taken care of all right guys we're good who one blood Force member left and one pretty major threat on the board are all these dogs did did you summon these dogs okay just thumbs up like 70t away where [ __ ] all these dogs come from Cody Cody Cody it is your tone before the session ends all right there is a down like bone sl's body I'm just going to be like I can't keep doing this there was a where bear roaring I'm going to I'm going to try and cast animal friendship on the we go ahead what does he have to do so it lets me con convince a beast that mean no harm to it and basically become friends with it um is its intelligence for a high uh no I don't think so okay then it has to do a wisdom save wisdom save DC 16 okay I'll be Charmed where bear okay um seven okay he succeeds so you go up I mean what do you say how do you how do you do this it's going to be like you know that like one Jurassic world scene where he's like I've never seen any of the Jurassic Park movies Jurassic world scene where Chris Pratt's character is talking down the veloc is that's going to be me I'm going to be walking like whoa who there yog hey come on buddy hey it's me Cody remember I brought you back to life gave you a second chance freed you yeah I'm like I want to get close enough to him I'm like him down I I I have my hands on him right I'm like holding his big we bear arms I'm like good buddy it's okay 24 hours yes his friends with me for 24 hours so yeah he's like he's just there now and he's now he's peaceful he actually sits down okay thank goodness as long as none of my my companions damage him this spell will he will continue to be Charmed by me so that means if like the blood first or something attacks him that's fine but if one of my companions attacks him yeah so now he's sitting down um I've sat down the we there there is still a blood just as a freeaction I do just want to turn to the BL guy and says your Leader's dead dude all your friends are dead we have a giant bear run okay I I I would like to do a persuasion that because he can't see that his leader is dead cuz there's so many dogs on him dogs there's like a pond full of dogs and it's turning red from my leader Will Survive he's general bone can you do a persuasion it's an easy check but I need it I can you need to be the 10 you need to beat the 10 super good pers need to be a 10 I don't know uh persuasion let me try this there it is yeah you he goes oh that is a lot of blood in it uh oh an arm gets torn off and flies away where where did where did jul go I I want to head there um you and then he he he runs off all right and that's it that's you the cob is over and that that is a 2 be continued um oh but be we did it okay um we'll cut back to the shark yay just if there's anything you want to do the shark before the episode is over as you there would you like um uh is there anything just I'm give you the opportunity to do if you don't want to do anything then that's fine but you and J like are still sitting there you've just hugged I call over the barkeep and after giving my Tommy Gun to the stranger who seems like a kind of nice dude I tell the bartender and I'm giving you my bat and I hand him it and I say hang this high above your bar because it is the end of an era and this carries more weight than you'll ever know in terms of the amount of blood that's probably soaked into it well uh thank you you still have to pay for your drinks though [ __ ] to be continued to be continued oh man oh my God the shark is just weaponless now well I guess he has his improvised yeah anything is a weapon for the sh if if he must fight

Channel: RUSTAGE2

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Keywords: Isekai, Isekai D&D, Dungeons and dragons, Isekai dungeons and dragons, rpg, d20, tekking101, daniel greene, rustage, DnD, Isekai DnD

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Length: 97min 12sec (5832 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 11 2023