(smooth jazz music) (people chatting) - Well, that's the last of it. - Oh, thanks, Katie.
- Thank you, Katie. - You're the best.
- That's great. - Oh, Katie. I'm having people
over to my house this weekend and I would love it if you would come. Please, please, please. - Yeah, I don't have any
plans for the weekend. I'd love to. - Great. Oh, and, before you
come let's hit a Costco. I want to get one of those 40-pound hams. - 40 pound.
- Oh yeah, Costco. - Costco, Costco.
- Costco run. - 40-Pound ham, 40-pound ham. - Hey, do you guys actually like me? - (group) What? Yeah. - Okay, I know this sounds crazy but sometimes it feels
like you just use me for my Costo membership. - What? Katie, that is crazy. We love hanging out with
you and eating free samples. - And going to town on some bulk hummus. - Or eating cafeteria chicken bake. - Everything you've just
mentioned happens at a Costco. God, is that the only reason we hang out? - No. I'm sorry you feel that way, Costco, or Katie? Katie. - Katie, yeah. - Look, how 'bout after work
we go to a park like old times? - We've never done that. - Oh hey, Grant, just
hypothetically, theoretically, which exact park was it
that you were thinking of? - Well, I was thinking
the one by the strip mall. - Oh. - The strip mall with the Costco? - Why yes it is. - Wouldn't it be like dumb and ironic if we went to the Costco after the park? - Oh my God. That is so dumb and ironic. - No. - Fine, if you don't
want to go to the park, we can go see a movie. - Really? You just want to hang out and see a movie? - Yes, in fact I'd like
to see eight movies. They sell those bulk passes at Costco. - Costco, how bout that?
- Yeah, Costco. - No, you can't just
use me for bulk goods. - Fine. If we can't go to Costco, do you guys want to check
out the Big Easy Bar? - Oh, yeah. - Yes, that sounds like so much more fun, and I've never been there. - Oh no, I was talking to them. The core five. You understand. - (group) Core Five! - Core Five! See, I can do it too, okay? There's no reason that it just has to be, just add a six. - Besides Katie, how
would you even get there? Our cars only have five seats. - I could drive myself. - See, now you're dealing with
logistics and it's ruined. - Fucking God damn it. - Katie, calm down. Have something to drink. Here's 60 beers. - Or a ton of chocolate milk. - Or a gallon of cold medicine. - Or an entire wheel of brie. - Or a school of shrimp. - No. No, no, no! I'm not your little Costco bitch, okay? I'm as cool as all you motherfuckers and I deserve an invite! I'm fun as hell! Okay? - Katie, you're sweating. Here. (Katie screams) - No, Katie, no! No! - [Man] She's crazy. She's crazy. Trip her up, trip her up. - Katie, God damn it!
- Trip her up, trip her up. (heart monitor beeps) - This is why we don't invite you places. (melancholy music) - Alright, let's go to Sam's Club. - Oh man.
- Sam's Club. - [Woman] Hasn't Katie done this before? - [Man] Yeah, I feel like she's died. (Katie exhales) (heart monitor beeping) - Hi, it's Katie Marovitch
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