Seán, offscreen: You are here to try... Krispy Kreme! Paul (flipping out adorably): Oh No Oh oh wait wait what I thought we did this (Nicole: oh shit baby!) I thought yous...oh I'm actually in that shoot -I'm in this shoot. Clisare: Yeah, it's donuts we haven't had in this country before so...This *actually* will be the first time we've tried them. Paul:I'm a big fan of the ol' donut Nicole: Oh my gods its the ultimate fatty food, it's bread but it's fried and it's covered in sugar and chocolate Dermot: D'ya not see, Shaquille O'Neal did uh... Shaquille O'Neal is a brand ambassador for Krispy Kreme. So he took a...he took a selfie video of himself Just in like a locker room or something, sayin' So hey, uh hey everyone. So there's a new, uh, Krispy Kreme opening in Blanchardstown To hear the word Blanchardstown (which is an Irish town that is one word) coming out the mouth of Shaquille O'Neal was the most bizarre thing thats ever happened to me. Paul: LOOK AT THE DONUTS!! Nicole: It's so beautiful. Lolsy: Just looks like there's a layer of butter on the top , doesn't it? Davey: Bit of plain for the lads Clisare: Exactly what you said. Dermot: That's a good thing, right? Lolsy: Yeah! Dermot: You don't mean that as a bad thing. Lolsy: Well I'll probably gonna shit myself later but you know Dermot: but worth it tho. Paul: why are they still on the plate not my mouth? Clisare: This is such an American thing like glazed I feel like plain glazed doughnuts is just not a thing here. Cause why would you bother? Dermot: is there anything that looks more appetizing than a cartoon donut? (Lolsy: Yeah! ) Do you know what I mean? Paul: Doesn't that feel weird? Nicole: It's very smooth. Paul: Feels like what you'd think they'd feel like in a cartoon. Clisare: It's pure sugar with, like, no chocolate. What's the point. I just, I don't know. Lolsy (adorably freaking out): the smell of vanilla, .. and food... and.. eeeeeee! Paul: Alright. You ready? Lolsy: Mmmm. Davey: It's so good like. Clisare: Okay, okay, okay. (laughing) it's pretty good. Paul: That's good stuff innit? Nicole: I need just a moment to process what is happening in my mouth. Dermot: I'm actually getting emotional. (laughing). I'm not even joking, I think I might cry. Paul: it had a slight little crunch to it that you weren't expecting because of the icing. Davey: isn't there like, dipping it in coffee... is that a thing cops do? Clisare: Oh my god, i'd fucking love to do that right now. Davey: dip, dip, dip Dermot: and you can eat them in no time as well. Lolsy: Yeah, then I'd get violently sick at the side of the road but it would be worth it. Dermot: worth it. Nicole: it's so simple! It's just sugar and doughnut like Clisare: so good though but I think my heart is having trouble. Dermot: This is - this is so good I feel like if I were to eat this last bit Devil Flanders would pop up and take my soul Paul: Oh, this is getting a ten out of donuts i've ever had so it's winning so far Nicole: What are you?
Paul: What is it? Davey: You know what a Lotus biscuit is? Clisare: Ye...Ummm, no. Davey: so, speculoos, It's like a Belgian biscuit spread. Clisare: Okay. offscreen, Seán: This is Lotus caramelized biscoff. Dermot: (laughing) Wow. Paul:Oh Biscoff! The bi-biscoff
Nicole: what? Nicole: What is a biscoff? Paul I've heard so many t'ings about that stuff. Lolsy (in a funny, formal voice): Presenting to Queen Elizabeth: Captain Lotus Biscoff the third. Davey: What's the goop in it? That looks like turkey gravy. Paul: It's cookie spread. Paul: Mm-hmm
MMhmmm Lolsy: It's unusual. It's like eating a digestive. Davey: My favorite, my absolutely favorite thing Paul: that hit me from over here and then did the one from over there they're having a fight in me mouth here now and I'm liking it Clisare: I don't agree with you but I defend your right to say it. Dermot: We said about the last one that that was the perfect donut. I stand by that it's the perfect donut. Lolsy: Yeah. Dermot: So but oh no, this is, this is, this is delicious. Davey: What about the...the...the...the filling Clisare: Just, uh, "meh." Davey: Take it or leave it yeah? Clisare: Yeah. Davey: Nah. *chomp* Nicole: This was like my first lesbian kiss like I'm confused, but I love it Paul: That's an amazing analogy.
(laughing) Dermot and Lolsy simultaneously: oooh! Clisare: This looks amazing. Davey: what is it... lemon meringue? Clisare: Is this white chocolate? Seán (offscreen): this is salted caramel cheesecake. Paul: *gasps* How could you put all them words in a sentence together like that? Davey: Oh! Clisare: fuck yes, fuck yes.
Davey: what a combination of words Dermot: ohhhh-ho-ho-ho-ohhhh
(this goes on for some time) Clisare: Two things I love like separately put together. Davey: y-y-y-you have first choice Lolsy: oooooh! Dermot: love me some cheesecake. big fan of cheesecake. Paul: Oh, yeah, let me go let me see. Clisare:oh yes, yes yes yes. Paul: *skeptically* mmm...now, now. Clisare: that's ludicrously good. that actually should be illegal. that's better'n drugs Dermot: I take back like a good 70% of the stuff I've ever said about you. Paul: the name had it all but the product is letting me down here Clisare: It might be the best doughnut i've ever had in my whole fucking life. That's how it compares. That's a 10. Davey: It's making my jaw bone hurt. Dermot: it's going--the taste buds are going through cycles here Like I took a bite probably like a minute ago And I still haven't taken a second bite but i'm still *gestures to show going through cycles of flavor *. Paul: maybe if you got an actual Salted caramel cheesecake just put a hole in the middle That would be the job. Clisare: I would actually drive all the way out to Blanchardstown to buy that that's how good that was. Davey: woah and you live so far away. Dermot: We won't be salty about this one. Lolsy: *goofy voice* That's so cheesy...cake. Dermot& Lolsy simultaneously: ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh Paul: jam'n' donut, this is where i need to be. Clisare: *singing*Yeeeesss, *normal speech* I'm gonna like this one it's gonna be strawberry something and I'm gonna like it, tell you right now Dermot:I mean you can't go wrong. There's no way this is not good. This is not...this can't be bad. Clisare: yes, it looks like one has way more cream in it and one has way more strawberry in it. Paul: The standard donut for me is this donut with jam in the mid... *drops donut, voice gets higher-pitched* my jam!! Dermot: Oh God it's good. (Lolsy burps) excuse me.. Dermot: get it out, get it out. make room.(Lolsy burps again and says excuse me). that's it, that's it, make room Clisare: squeeze some of your cream into my strawberry there. *laughs* Paul: what's that stuff on the outside, oh a freeze dried donut, that's...not donut Paul and Nicole in unison: strawberry *laughs.* Dermot: Oh, oh i'm going for it, ok here we go, ok Paul: Mmmm Mmmm Clisare: Wow Nicole:* sings with her mouth full, something that sounds like "im-a back, baby"* Paul: I can't even uh Lolsy: Oh my God. Dermot: Oh God, it's so good. Davey: I have to keep living my life after this video. Everything's gonna be shit Paul: This one's gone up to 26 million points out of 10 Dermot (either with an intentionally funny accent or just because his mouth is full): Oh my Gawd. Oh my Gawd. Oh my Gawd. Oh my Gawd. Oh. Oh my Gawd. Clisare: The word nut in it because Nutella, is in it? Okay sick, so there's no *actual* peanut butter in it. yes Davey: sweet. All right Paul: oh well, you can't go wrong with Nutella can you? Lolsy: For those of you who don't know I don't like the taste of chocolate. never have, never will, I've tried it. not gonna happen Nicole: I wanted a chocolate one to balance it all off. Clisare: Oh, I'm gonna "shtick" some of these nuts back in there Dermot: So I'm having all of this is that what you're saying? Lolsy: Pretty much. *rubs belly* oh god... You are my favorite Clisare: the finale. I'm very excited Lolsy *Russian-ish accent*: Eat it for me "Dwermund." Dwermund eat it. Paul: Yeah, that's childhood in the kitchen making sandwiches with chocolate spread, all right. Dermot: Oh, that is thick that is "thicc" with two c's my friend Clisare: Well, I'm very glad I left a nine on the scale. Davey: Oh shit, yeah Clisare: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Paul: This one is the least favorite for me Dermot:This isn't as good as the as the last couple I'll be honest about that. Davey: it's good... like it's Clisare: oh, it's fuckin amazing. Davey: Like 7-1/2. Dermot: I I have an actual chronic bowel disease. This is not a good thing to be doing *NOM* Nicole: I didn't get much nut from it. I thought... Paul: you got all the nut and you didn't even get enough nut. Clisare: It's so good. It is good, but I can see where they're coming from But I personally would put it second-highest after the salted caramel. Paul: Krispy Kreme. Oh my god Why do I live two hours away from you right now? Dermot: Original Glazed is the perfect donut... It's the perfect donut. Lolsy: Just... it's so good. Dermot: There's no notions. It knows who it is. Lolsy: Yeah doesn't get all over your face either. Dermot: It doesn't. Clisare: five in a row is a lot i'll give you that. i'm a small girl. Davey: Yeah. And what do they come in in boxes? Clisare: but I managed and i might manage it again if they had others. Paul: *taps table for emphasis* And if there's not a Krispy Kreme within five minute drive from me everywhere I go you're lettin me down. Lolsy: Oh, look, I'm a donut. *chuckles* Dermot: If you'd like more quality content like this, please subscribe to the channel and click the notification bell Lolsy: It's no longer like this is no longer the symbol for love. It's just... Lolsy: I feel so ill. Dermot: we've got hundreds of videos like this, join us. (Lolsy: ugggghhhh!)
I feel like these 6 people now fully understand why Americans are fat. We have the best junk food!