Áine: Wait one minute. Áine: That's it. Mrs. Leather Jacket Guy.
LJG: No, I've actually had enough of this.
Áine: No, come on! Áine: We look great together! LJG: No, we don't! Kellie: Somebody - a lot of people, actually - complained that the beef jerky that the last video was that wasn't, eh, *real* American beef jerky
Áine: 'Hi TRY Channel staff, Aine O'Neill is great.' That's really nice. Shannon: This is a gift for you from one of our customers, Kellie: Alex Sanderstrom Colin: (mimics Sandstorm by Darude) Áine: Note from Alex: I recently watched 'Irish People Try American Beef Jerky' and I feel that the jerky you had wasn't ideal for what jerky could actually be. So, here's a taste of some of my favorite gourmet jerky from Jeff's Famous Beef Jerky in Orange County, California Well, do you know what Alex, thanks so much and it better taste good or we're comin' to your house because we have your address. Colin: Jerk me up, boy. (There's gotta be a better way to say that.) Áine: Right, so Jack's Famous Beef Jerky Old-Fashioned Original - natural smoked flavors. Irish Jesus: Oh I see, this is real stuff, all right, all right. Colin: Well, if this is made recently, how can it be old-fashioned?
Kellie: It's old fashioned, not 'old'. Colin: Oh, shi-! I look like an idiot in front of the internet! LJG: Oh, that's saucy, isn't it? For jerky.
Áine: Give us a smell of it. Shannon: Oh no, it smells really good. Irish Jesus: It smells like a nice dinner, man! Áine: Mmm! Colin: Oh my God... Fair play, Jeff!
Kellie: We were eating garbage! LJG: It's like something you'd have on the pan after you cook. Shannon: This is amazing. I would eat the whole bag of that. Irish Jesus: Yeah, it's just like dinner you can bring around withcha everywhere, innit? Colin: It's real meaty, like real chewy The other one was just like it almost like plasticky. Áine: Kinda hurts your jaw a bit.
LJG: It wha? LJG: Is this you talking like a cowboy? Colin: Like, I can imagine sitting around a fire eating this. Shannon: Oh, it's explosive but it's real sweet, innit?
Irish Jesus: Yeah, real sweet, I love it. Áine: Very chewy.
LJG: It's like eating the leg of a woman. Shannon: Do we have this in Ireland? Kellie: I hate when they send you shit that you can't get over here. Make you love it and then never get it again! Kellie: Got it. Áine: Maple Brown Sugar?
LJG: Jeff again.
Áine: They're all Jeff's, this is the company. Irish Jesus: You don't know how juicy this is gonna be, Shannon. Colin: But look at this one compared to the last one..it's just like the proper, like, bacon-y look to it, yeah, yeah. Shannon: Yeah, okay ingredients: bacon (duh!) Colin: Oh my God, smell that. Shannon: Oh, it smells like bacon. Kellie: Not as good as the last one.
Colin: Are you HIGH?
Kellie: But it is pretty good. LJG: Sláinte to ya Kellie: S'good.
Colin: It's GOOD?! LJG: It tastes like you're eating your own tongue. Shannon: Why don't Ireland do these, these are amazing.
Irish Jesus: So sugary and bacony, wha'? Colin: The maple and the sugar is all just... overriding my senses.
Kellie: I don't like the sugar. Áine: Maybe if you suck it? LJG "If ya suck it?"
Áine: You know what I mean? LJG: You're suckin' je--? Shannon: I'd have this all the time, I'd eat it like a bag of crisps. LJG: Jeff's out there, bloody masterin', you're suckin' his jerky. Irish Jesus: I don't know. I just never knew that you could make meat taste so good. LJG: I'll suck it meself, actually. LJG: Actually bloody works.
Áine: Now you see, everything I say, he undermines.
LJG: I never knew you could suck jerky. Áine: Korean Barbecue What does that mean? Shannon: It's not supposed to --
Irish Jesus: There was weird things on it. Seeds! Seeds! Kellie: Are they gonna be a little bit spicy?
Colin: No, it says sweet, it says sweet. So, We should be fine. I'm so sorry, I really... I didn't mean that. Irish Jesus: You won't want to be starving getting in to these anyway. Áine: With your leather jacket. Aw jeez, it's after fallin' between... Colin: Oh, that's like stick and sweetie or... sweet and sticky barbecue. Shannon: Like a rib, doesn't it remind you of a rib?
A rib from the Chinese. Oh yeah. Áine: Oh, smells like Chinese ribs. LJG: Oh yeah, look at that. Jesus, look at that. Irish Jesus: I bet they don't even know our Chinese food tastes like that. This is what we got over here, and it's unreal! LJG: It's not bad though, is it?
Áine: No, I like the smell of it more than I like the taste of it. Kellie: Aw, y'could put this in a salad and it would make the salad like a million times better. Irish Jesus: They don't get the flavor on it. They get the flavor in it and throughout it. How do they do it? Colin: Habanero Heatwave. Shannon: Real steak.
Irish Jesus: Oh, no!
Shannon: What, what? Intense flavor. What? Irish Jesus: Look at this big thing up here! Áine: The little evil chili at the top.
LJG: Heatwave, just what you need in a leather jacket. Irish Jesus: The big devil-lookin' pepper with glasses on, no! Shannon: Oh my God, this might make me cry! Colin: Habanero... do you eat Habaneros every so often, Kellie?
Kellie: I don't, I don't know how I'm gonna react to this.
Colin: No? Colin: Okay, fair, I see what you did there. Áine: Oooh, oh, the smell of fire in this.
LJG: Oh, whoa. Shannon: And look it, they have the chili flakes on it.
Irish Jesus: The flakes are on it, man! Colin: Alright, go for it? LJG: Mmm, oh, that's hotter than Jeff's wife. Oh, that's lovely, isn't it? Shannon: It's like the beat is gonna drop eventually.
Irish Jesus: I hope it does soon! Ahh, there's one on me neck, oh, yeah, that's 'back of the throat' job, yeah. Kellie: Oh! Oh-ho!
Colin: I should not have eaten that whole thing! Kellie: Ho-ho-hooooo! Oh, no. (laugh nervously) Irish Jesus: Milk would save my life... Oh, we're getting both of the cow. Áine: Oh my god, do you not think that burns your mouth? No, it's lovely, like. Colin: Serious heat packed with flavor.
Kellie: Not wrong.
Colin: Not getting the flavor. I'm more so just getting the serious heat, Jeff. LJG: Oh geez, that's an arse-sweater, isn't it? (Seán off-camera: Out of 10?)
Oh God, like spicyness? It's like a 47! Irish Jesus: Can we go back to sweet? Áine: Can't commit to the Leather Jacket Guy... Áine: Seriously...
LJG: What's this, now?
Áine: Look at it, read it, it's Sriracha Ghost Peppers. Shannon: 'Extra Hot and Spicy'! Irish Jesus: Me tongue is on fire! Kellie: And that's how you know it's extra, cause there's no 'e' in the extra. Colin: Yeah, x-tra hot and spicy. Áine: And I was gonna say you should have left that one to last because that was the hottest. Áine: This is the hottest, isn't it? Shannon: Okay, I'm not gonna lie, the last one was hot because my tongue has Not came back to it's life, now. Kellie: They're very good at getting their flavors right.
Colin: Yes, so, I'm scared for this. LJG: C'mon, do a bit. You don't want them out there laughing at you, going, 'Ah, Irish people.'
Áine: I can do this. Shannon: Right, ready, three, two, one...
LJG: Right, here we go... Irish Jesus: What the heck is.....GHOST PEPPER, why didn't I read that before I put it in my mouth!?
Shannon: Wait, what? I'm after eating a really big bit, what's a ghost pepper? Irish Jesus: Ghost pepper, Shannon!
Shannon: What's a ghost pepper? Where's it say that?
Irish Jesus: You're about to find out. LJG: That's okay. Áine: Wait... Áine: Wait... Kellie: Oh, no. Áine: Oh my god, yeah, it hits the back of your throat now.
LJG: You go, you don't need milk for it, and then you NEED milk for it.
Áine: Yeah. Kellie: Ow. Shannon: It's really sweet but...
Irish Jesus: Yeah, the last one was hotter, man. Oh yeah. Áine: Are you not sweating in the leather?
LJG: Don't feel it one bit. Shannon: I think the chili flakes just really got you in the last one. It's the chili flakes were like, 'attack!' Colin: Scraping the inside of my throat and tongue and stuff. But it's not like, y'know, I'm not passing out with the heat. Shannon: If this had ghost pepper potential we'd be cryin' right now, so we're good. LJG: You know what Jeff left out? That's what he left out! If he made cabbage-jerkers. Lookit, a little bit of that. Áine: Eat that. Kellie: Has it hit your...? Oh, it hit, it hit my belly and now my belly is on fire. LJG: Cabbage ghost pepper jerky. Áine: Oh my God, it actually does!
LJG: That actually works! Heh-heh. Áine: Jesus, you're like a rabbit. Holy shit. Shannon: High five, Alex! Well done! Irish Jesus: Oh, a legend. You've converted me now, it's a new thing! Kellie: Definitely did it wrong the first time and we apologize. LJG: He's trying to beat us, wasn't he? He was trying to take The TRY Channel down. Well, listen here Alex: didn't bloody happen. Shannon: A life without beef jerky is just not a life at all, really. Kellie: Thank you to Alex Sanderstorm. Colin: (mimics Sandstorm by Darude) Kellie: (joins in mimicing Sandstorm by Darude) Kellie: Thanks. Colin: Thanks for watching us try real American beef jerky. If you'd like to see us try more stuff, why don't you subscribe to the channel and click the little bell and get the little notifications AND if you didn't think I reacted well to that spicy food, why don't you try to send us more spicy food, the spiciest of spicy. Try me. Kellie: The address is in the description.
