Apple is FINALLY DOING IT! (Actually Happening)

so Dynamic Island huh more like Dynamic who land I'm so sorry please keep watching oh good you're still here so thanks to a report from the El apparently LG initech has been hard at work on the development of an underd display camera for Apple yeah woohoo yippee dare I say huzzah yes my friends the potential reality of a notchless dynamic Island list iPhone is not no sir there's still hope and there's still hope for you the UDC the udka that stands for under display camera is going to be a big big big task for LG initech to manufacture because Apple has some intense requirements for this puppy to eventually end up on an iPhone in your hands according to the report LG inotech that's the official name of the thing is working on a very intricate specialized lens system they are referring to as free form optic that sounds so heroic without going too much into nerd speak the idea is for this special lens array to reduce detail loss and increase the delivery of light to the imig sensor the image sensor don't know why I said it that way I'm just an because remember this camera module is meant to be entirely under the display of iPhone and uh I don't know if you've ever seen pictures that have been taken from cameras that are underneath the display yeah I know Samsung they did it before Apple they did it first right but they also did it like this it looks like someone rubbed peanut butter all over this but then tried to wipe it off if this is going to happen an underd display camera on an iPhone Apple has to be very picky about it and they are they want their first implement mentation of an underd display camera to be perfect in fact LG initech is not the only manufacturer they've approached to make this happen Apple has LG in a tech LG display yeah I know very annoying names here why why there was also an unnamed manufacturer who was lined up but uh Tim Cook told them to leave when they produced a poor sample of their progress this is all well and good I guess um maybe I'm in the minority here but does anyone else kind of not really uh give a single hairy about an under display camera on an iPhone where we are right now is like good for me the eyesore that was the notch is gone and now we have Dynamic Island something that isn't just how the phone looks it's also how the phone feels to use they've made Dynamic Island such an integral part of iOS like why why what's the problem I was fine I was cool with it just being up there being stupid and stuff like I said maybe I'm just a boomer now I am 30 so what do I know let me know in the comments if this is something that you still care to have if this is what you want if if the race to ful lead bezel list is a thing that you like in your life you let me know in those comments and I will read said comments while I'm on the toilet just like you're on the toilet right now that's right I know I knew the whole time hey while you're on the toilet let me tell you about some new Apple products they're about to 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yep just like the iPad Pro naturally we can expect a larger model to carry a pricier tag of pricing but not be quite as expensive as the 12.9 in iPad Pro on the flippity Dippity flippy flip side the new iPad Pro Models will be getting new OLED displays finally that is a good first time thing like losing your virginity or trying Sushi I wish I could go back and do both of those things at the same time 2024's higher-end iPad Pro Model should also be getting the fancy schmancy new M3 chip so you can expect the iPad Pro to be just as Pro as everything else Apple cells how nice where is iPad Mini there are other iPad refreshes planned for 2024 a like the new iPad Mini ah there you go and also the weirdly existing regular old rotated the wrong way iPad though we don't know if those iPads will be dropping near the same time as iPad Air and iPad Pro when those come early next year you should also be expecting new magic keyboards for those new iPads that will reportedly feature an all new new aluminum frame to make your friends think you have a cooler MacBook also we're getting a new Apple pencil so you can shove it up your ass God why was I so ruthless just now I don't know I'm sorry God my behavior is just my pain taking up space anyway I hope that these new shiny products will be worth buying since apple is not too happy with iPad sales performance recently but also like come on guys you didn't even release a new iPad this year you had the whole year zero of them how many iPads we get none how are you going to be like man I wish people would buy iPads again and then not come out with any new cool things you know like the best iPad the iPad Mini damn it h

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Keywords: apple, iphone, jon prosser, front page tech, frontpagetech

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Length: 8min 1sec (481 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 14 2023