Inventing uncomfortable objects

hey guys i'm polygon donut so basically we were playing this game i made up where we make uncomfortable versions of various normal household objects inspired by these memes i saw one time uh it did not go as planned enjoy if you look at my profile while i'm talking on the discord gift place have you ever made tater tots before and they like heat up way too much and then the insides fall out it's my microphone right now you can see that alright do you guys all have a paint or a photoshop program open yeah got a tinkercad open how is this man that's a that's a bench microwave microwave the first one the first one is guys how do i make a box i almost drew a toaster on it [Music] yes she's made a leaking radiation box all right i didn't realize that i was only uh painting in the bottom left corner so oh no it's just a trapezoid microwave it's just the chest it opens at an angle like you like one oh my god set the timer for like how long you want to where do you do that on your phone it's bluetooth enabled um so what are your opinions on the bomb i don't understand this design i don't either because it's being microwaved okay so um and this is what happens um after the bomb explodes can we get an f oh yes here we have um a microwave so not a bomb here we got explosives um we got a timer so you know how much time you have left you've also got a warning to uh run our slogan is not a bomb in quotes uh 100 not a bomb it's copyrighted here okay what are the dimensions and can i fit a small child into there i would assume so i mean there's no door you you probably just set it on top i like those two people already have just invented a bomb instead of a microwave all right so here's the idea what you put inside the microwave is safe and then it emits microwaves from the outside and the thing that's safe is simcoe bread and it emits microwaves from everywhere else except inside so it's kind of a reverse microwave it literally just creates radiation so you see this is a bus microwave wait have a question is this the size of a microwave or is the microwave the size of a bus oh yes darby's asking the real question um you see the passengers get into it and then uh uh it spews radiation at them okay okay where's the destination going to oh what's the bus route you see it goes through michigan and then straight down all right so you know how sometimes microwaves are too micro yeah yeah all the time it's just a microwave big yes it's just the wheels on the microwave bus basically it sometimes it rolls and this is how it opens like it is literally just a circle so it's really hard to like put food in it like if you put a plate in it it like it might not fit next object okay how can i make scp-087 i don't know what that is i'm not smart it's the one where um it's like an infinite staircase and uh i was about to draw that isaac are you okay with a little bit of bullying yeah are you okay with a major amount of bullying oh yeah sure i forgot what i named the file oh my god all right so this is just a ledge where does it take you okay so this one no staircases are i'll be course and uh you have to it's just a staircase but like turned 45 degrees to there is it is it just spikes no it's a staircase you don't understand i usually wrong there i'm sorry oh i spilled here wrong how all right okay so um oh what are those um basically i don't understand what's happening okay so this is my staircase you can only go up the staircase with advanced speed run tactics why does he look like a jellyfish he's bunny hopping what do you mean he looks like uh you can't it's not possible you just yeah you need advanced speed running you thought you got a blg upstairs why did you send the video a picture it's literally the exact same thing except it's an ubu face and sideways stairs all right so i had two ideas the first one i didn't feel like was good enough i'm gonna send it anyways so this first idea was just that the staircases were so hot that they just melted into lava what and i got a better idea the stairs are literally in a case oh my staircase do you like drop them down and they just like appear no you have to manually do it what you have to manually unfold each stair yeah but now you have the power to go up anywhere you want uh so there's not really much that's what i should do this is what an uppercase staircase looks like yes staircase yeah this is the guy that's just like oh my gosh how am i supposed to climb this he is bewildered he is threatened here's him after climbing it he's like really small he's dead uh it's like a really weird perspective the higher you go up get higher it grows as you climb it yeah you want to know what i just found a picture of isaac doing his hair that's a classified image you got that from the laboratory fib is after me now here's an example of someone trying to sleep in it here's what happens after he he oh no no that bed is super effective that bed puts you to sleep immediately it's super oh i present to you a thin bed it is on the second layer of the abyss on the upside down forest you just fall infinitely okay okay i don't know how to feel about this one fear the supports on it kind of look like the donkey kong supports no but you have to lay sideways if you lay flat you fall off yeah yeah if you fall you go here alrighty so here's the idea this is you and it's sideways bed i thought that was a bean me too and i'm really disappointed i don't understand oh the bed is like rotated and then okay that's you and you roll off the bed you just have no pants on in socks no i am wearing shorts oh you ruined the illusion i've made massive spike with some details uh pain also not a bomb this would go good uh in conjunction with polygons bed because if you were to fall off of his bed there would be a massive spike underneath to catch you oh yeah i get it j bob uh explain to me how this is a bed um i would like two thirds of the uh uh equity i don't think you know what you're saying j-pop i watched shark tank once you know this guy he's kind of old this is a bed and hits a rock here's mine it's um what is that what's that he's small for him look at his face he's so happy so this is um rainbow bed um do we have any scientific data on how this actually helps your back it doesn't wait how does that pillow stay there magic god what is this like the prototype design before we had hd beds yeah yeah hd beds this is the sleeping cube you will answer and then uh it looks like he's awake but uh no he is not he is asleep that's not it that's not of course it's a sleeping cube so you sleep in the middle of until uh one day he no just kidding he's not coming back oh you might as well and then it's gone it's gone he can go and eat the cereal yeah and uh now he's dead what do they always die and um see is that a giant spoon or a tiny man this is from another perspective so um you may present i think it's my turn so i'll just put mine in chat all right uh what the heck is that backward spoon wait so can't you just turn it around no no okay desktop test and this is whole why not siphon this into your mouth okay so let me make a diagram here since we're going with the theme of soup um this is blood but i call it the spoon because i feel like it and then he's like drinking the the soup blood what does it understand it's just a big straw you know the spoons with like snow cones that have like a straw connected into the spoon it's just that but like better because it's massive look at it you couldn't even fit your mouth around it's like when you're trying to drink gatorade and you like put your whole mouth around it so here we have the void spoon the end that is i don't know of course um i don't think i like this spoon it why it's also not a bomb logan can i get a slogan yeah yeah what i have created what is going on what is the light inverted telephone of ultraviolet spoon what violet is universe at this creation um i'm not understanding that well have you played call of duty zombies no oh oh all right monster hunter world be like okay so basically right here discord crashed worldwide right when my friend made that noise and i thought it was kind of funny so i kept it in the video we had to finish recording the next day though it's just that image he splayed five is so uncomfortable one side is just a spoon and the other side's a knife so no matter what it's just gonna be uncomfortable or not uh basically it's just a really uncomfortable handle because it's just like a giant square the box is also really heavy how big is the box in inches no the box is a cubic five inches it's not big enough where you can't pick it up but it's big enough that's how did he do this i get it i get it yeah you climb up the arm and then sit on the couch yeah yeah how does he how how how does how you sit on it no toilet couch what get up when you're watching the game really comfortable toilet you stop right in the water it's just a pool then it's just a pool a couch without a back that's actually really uncomfortable i agree it is time bro.txt oh my god it's not that so basically um this is a cushion and so here we have the ouch perfect name it's got spikes on it i see it three dimensional tell it's already just a spike man not a bomb i got my copyright all right it comes with a smart angry smiley i don't know [Music] yeah see you're you're in the middle of the slinky that's really oh i get it it's like one of those tubes at like mcdonald's this is actually a good invention amazing invention it's like a hammock slightly too long couch your knees don't go off the edge and you have to keep them slightly no so it's a couch but like you can't sit on it because you just light up someone trying to sit on it no and now here's what happens after he sits on it uh yeah any questions any questions no this is my reality breaking sofa the seats are portals like like an endless drop so you have to be very careful about where you sit what i don't understand but i don't want to at the same time also is that like a transparent png background oh my god [Laughter] so this is the house and this is the door no you may be asking how does he get in well you see he has to do a ton of like advanced speed running techniques you'll be able to abh all the way through the door and uh basically the door is in the middle all right so it's a door but the handle is a tongue [Laughter] desktop txt okay so this is the slim door you cannot go through asphalt project yourself void on the other side here we have magma door uh yeah i have a demonstration here so here's a hand wait hold on uh wait that's all you're gonna uh and it stretches as well does it ship worldwide or just in north america um only only portugal wait i have a question is it a bomb um over here we have sideways door if you somehow pass sideways door you will get to see the grand senko oh my gosh that's insane what if i put the bread in the oven no all right so how does the door itself actually work okay the door is locked in place and you have to crawl through the tiny sliver so this is door and the other this area right here all right so slanted door is the actual door it comes slanted so when you open it it hits the ground and you can't open it anymore oh no guys here's my door there's always blood there's always oh no there's always blood because there's always blood there's always blood this is the real fake door this you can't go through it it's not possible so like you have to take an axe and you gotta smack it and then there's video this space bar only works one-fourth of the time and all the keys are spikes of course sorry miss click um do you have different key switches is there linear clicky and tactile no they're only uh cherry mx browns you are [Laughter] someone probably watching the video right now is typing in the comments with their cherry mx brown keyboard about how offended they are yeah don't just gonna wait till you guys notice my uh cherry mx magenta oh i hate so this is a finger and then okay so you press down on the key no it's a finger everything disappears what falls under everything like everything everything or just the keyboard dude how much how much is a full keyboard with the switches it's on two thousand dollars for one tries to pay for salvation keyboard so you type with the keyboard in the soup and then if you order now you get mac and cheese it's the keyboard but i split it into two parts and every shape and every key is a different shape what so why you know that's wait wait what is that what's that wait scroll down who is this guy this guy has arrived wait is that the first image when you look at polygon donut on google no that's actually no that's a real picture of me that derby took one time when i was covering my hair so you go to poly you go to polygon donut on google the first image is this why [Laughter] i'm the reason behind that by the way yes because you made a video and put that as the thumbnail and no one knows who that person is okay so this is my keyboard it has it has semi spheres as keys it has a triangle button volume it also has an enter button does it have what is this this whole time it was just senko bread all right are you guys ready for the review yes oh every single key except for the numpad has teeth on it the numpad is fine it did not do anything wrong who is the supreme champion wait did you just have everything on your desktop what yeah it's a wallet on the wall it is and it's just on the wall it's just on the wall yeah it's like it's like it's a keyboard on the wall okay okay so this is my submission these are just nuclear launch codes wait wait so this is a link in the description moment this is a link in the description moment it is this is a link in the description moment so this is how isaac figures out that we'll never do this again

Channel: Polygon Donut

Views: 372,156

Keywords: funny, meme, joke, funny meme, polygon, donut, polygon donut, funny game, game, meme game

Id: 8UuGHiLT7K0

Length: 22min 56sec (1376 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020