Instruments ONLY Bard Run In Elden Ring

before I made videos about Elden ring I used to have a Channel about Dungeons and Dragons and with the new movie coming out I realized you could turn just about every DND class into an Elden Ring character except The Bard these magical musicians couldn't live in the lands between it's not like you could beat the game with just musical instruments or could you to join us on our next Noble Quest follow me on Twitch we're eventually gonna have chat tick on bloodborne don't you want to help with that join my patreon if you want to give me money it's the best place to do it since I get to keep most of the money oh and be sure to subscribe 79 of you are subscribed what's the deal with that smash the Subscribe button now let's get started with our first musical instrument let's just uh see what that is and uh it's a bow I'm sure that'll go fine [Music] we'll kick it off trying to be the legendary real-life Bard Jack Black but the game doesn't really let us get down with the thickness I'll find a solution later but game designers who are watching let us make chubby characters in your game please I like to eat is that such a crime into Lim grave we buy a crafting kit everyone in a band knows how to do magical things with duct tape and spare guitar picks Melina gives us a tour van and we can rescue the bod from a big hole Cowabunga number two into the dragon Barrel this time but only after we get the Alim grave pickle to get the most out of cheesing the knights Cavalry it kills us twice then we get it technically we never did damage to it gravity did its job we go into Fort fairth and can't kill the dragon yet it's not like the dragon could die to gravity how does it Jank this time well the Flying Dragon jumps off a bridge and dies we'll be back for you later for now Fort ferroth and grab the ductus Medallion now imagine Jack Black in fortnite there we can grab the other part of the ductus Medallion but also the recipe for blood arrows and some blood roses which are the ingredients for blood arrows Plus Plus make my friendship and gradients huh I guess this does look like a good spot to find some ingredients our tour takes us around stormvale and through learnia warpy warp grabbed the key behind the dragon we can't kill warp 2 and from the school of rock and get destroyed by the catapults on the way to the ductus lift we didn't die though hooray we're in Altus we route in a sacred tier on our way to the Shaded castle where we can appreciate some fine art bards don't have to be musicians they could be painters or dancers or DJs that painting looks familiar though I feel like I've seen that view on the other side of Altus yeah this is the spot oh ho ho what's this the harp about it's about an Elden ring I'm sure they're great of course we do need arrows but if you have to pay to use the weapon every time it's Gotta Be Strong they have to balance it around the chore you do I'm sure they will you can even get Rod arrows in caled this build is going to cook the Arrow's sting Talisman is right by the impassable Great Bridge raising the damage of arrows by 10 but on the way there from soft reminds us that they make the funniest games in the world first death a spear goes through a wall knocking me off and killing me with gravity then after I grab the Talisman five soldiers fall on me at the same time so I can't move Google bard takes five soldiers at the same time on your work computer to find out more I try to hunt for arrows but this is boring so let's just go kill a boss with the arrows we do have so we can buy more arrows or buy the things we need to make arrows if you wait till Nightfall by the war Masters Shack Grace a bell-bearing hunter shows up with a telekinesis sword he's got the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away we better be careful I'm kidding he's the one who needs to be careful harp bow explode and I thought it was good hit hit it turns out it [ __ ] socks but hoes are bad oh and the Harpo is actually the worst bow in the game this is gonna be rough we're able to back up and shoot for the win it just takes four minutes four very stressful minutes because if we die we need to farm so every death is a huge loss there is a good piece of the bow puzzle and that is Arrow variety sure the damage sucks ass but we can apply awesome status effects and have two different types of arrows ready to go if you're willing to do some menuing you can even have more so let's get some fire arrow butterflies craft bolts instead of arrows because I'm a fool and get the bow to plus four with somber stones from the Raya lucaria Crystal tunnel and EG another good thing about the heart bow since it's a unique weapon leveling it up is really fast this is basically at plus 10 now if it were a normal weapon the putrid Avatar is weak to fire that means our fire arrows will do twice as much damage oh yeah we don't have enough arrows to kill it but we did waste a bunch so that sucks okay let's just get over leveled then in the abandoned cave but not for the golden Scarab no way in hell I can beat the clean Rock knights with this terrible boat I'm grabbing these aoni and butterflies to make Rod arrows then we can shoot the dragon Barrow Dragon this is uh this has taken a while so we're uh oh we're not gonna have enough arrows are we okay let's just go farm for bones this is the struggling artist era nobody said playing rock and roll would be easy attempt two we have 99 Rod arrows and some blood arrows too that is still not enough I don't want to farm again so let's do a quick Heist back in lurnia we pillage the legendary carrion night Sword and the jellyfish great Shield two amazing items that sell for 200 runes huge I thought we were Pals back to hunting we need to craft arrows to have arrows to hunt that's a struggle but wait there's more those aeonian butterflies we farmed they don't respond just to suffer the blood roses do though so imagine farming in Ford Heights then imagine farming in Fort height idea the description of the aeonian butterfly says they're in the swamp so let's check the swamp for one more aeonian butterfly okay new plan get something that isn't a bow as fast as possible only problem is the only other instrument weapons are in the Royal capital or the halek tree guess it's time to storm the gates fridge stop the gates we only need one butterfly to kill a demigod slap them together for some Rod arrows summon everyone else and head in to fight radon barrage helps us get that Rod off and then we run away bards are a support class so just Inspire before things get dire phase two starts and we have to re-summon people normally radon squishes a few people but this time he is living long enough for him to kill pretty much everyone and then the rot stopped oh did I not mention Rock from weapons and arrows is worse than rot from spells for some reason instead we gotta summon more people run away and shoot bleed arrows hopefully get a bleed off but we didn't we just shot him enough eventually still works that's one Shard Bearer dead and we can double our power if we enter radon's hole jabels is strong but we need to learn the secrets of rock from Rage Cage aka the mimic tier the secrets of rock are apparently just dodging every time an arrow is shot he Dodges 90 of the arrows which means we don't have enough bleed procs to kill him so we lost to the mimic tier first time for everything kids let this be a lesson never use a goddamn bow so imagine farming in Fort hype again we have enough bleed for Margaret yeah we killed radon before Margaret using a bow makes you do weird stuff bleed and barrage work great but we get Raj here in just to be safe now imagine farming in fortnite once we have enough bleed we stormed the gates of stormvale and have to kill a baddie to talk to a baddie nepheli she'll help us out with godric and we need all the help we can get and I forgot his tornado deflects missiles he has fire earthquakes oh my God the runt of godrics litter is a four elements monk now the inferiority complex makes sense godric's dead so now we can imagine farming in fortnite and imagine farming in fortnite don't worry only one more boss before we can be done with this goddamn bow that's the draconic tree Sentinel and if you think we're gonna have solo fun you're not Harding barred enough or barding hard enough we get bullied by a Golem while trying to get a date but it's worth it tragoff is really hard he's the thickest boy in the game with the biggest hammer in the game but the tree Sentinel also hits hard and once dragoff dies we don't have enough arrows to kill save on the way to buy some poison arrows and Caleb and I'm smart enough to quit out before summoning this time so we don't get sniped now we'll apply the poison switch to bleed and pucker up tight because if we die you have to go farming again and that joke is already getting old dragoff dies and yeah we're lemon juice tight the poison ends but if we can apply it one more time we can just run away we actually just uh killed him that works Lindell is open and that means we can finally get another weapon hopefully that's not gonna take too long feeling so horny yep that's a JoJo's reference the horn we need is a farmed item so in Lindell right away these bubble blowers have the horns we need technically all of them can drop a horn and on the first Farm we get the mama bear it's too small the daddy bear horn is hallig treat only but that's too big we need the baby bear horn which is just right sadly there's only one bubble blower that can drop that horn each time it's got a four percent drop rate or around 1 in 25 traditionally we count with Pokemon here just to keep it a little more interesting Pokemon are better than numbers around Caterpie or 10 for the non-gamers in chat I decide to go upgrade the small horn to hopefully kill these bubblers faster it works we go much faster around a minute per farming run but we're already out of silver feet it's not actually that bad at Arbok that's 24 we finally get a drop of another small horn I guess we can power stance power stancing is actually slower also I timed out a run where I Sprint to the medium bubbler and one where I kill every other bubbler so I can warp back to the grace both take around a minute killing every bubbler is a second long longer but we're getting more runes doing that and we're less likely to get bonked we got bonked enough by a gank Squad of bubblers we could take a depth which would make this farming session even worse for the build overall that's why we're killing everyone on the way there Pikachu number 25 is the average odds to get the horn we go a little further to Clefairy number 35 before the blower drops a strip of white flesh that's not what we needed okay but at decks number 42 Golbat it finally drops another strip of white flesh right after that Dex number 43 it drops another strip of white flesh it's not super odd for the horn to not drop yet but it's Oddish as the Gloom builds within me we continue on to Diglett number 50 double the odds and still have nothing finally drops no more jokes at Mankey number 56. now we have some brass and can kick some ass I level it with eg and head back into the abandoned cave to die two more times to the clean rot nights first time we were poisoned and rotted the second time we just got double teamed well if the game wants a double team we'll give it to them first we need to prove that we have the classical sauce by beating Rage Cage in a rock off we rock the sax boom he rocks the nothing the bubbles work well here so does just hitting him with the saxaboom further down in radon's hole we find Kyle buried in a chest classic Bard move we level him up a bit but I don't have any spare change at the moment before we take on the clean Rock nights again though I want more lung capacity anastia has these sacred scorpion Talisman boosting our holy damage by 12 percent keep in mind that's 12 per bubble so pretty huge pairing that with the dead Earth tree Avatar and the sacred shrouding tier that's going to be 34 per bubble cage and I both have huge brass energy now and the clean rot sisters are stricken down to the ground so we can finally get 20 more runes it's only our ninth boss and we're almost five hours into the stream that's pretty doo doo butter but we finish off leveling this tenacious Duo I'm sure we can catch back up that means it's time for Ronnie and specifically Loretta she can't handle these powerful tooths now we can say hi to Ronnie and head deeper into Knox Stella after we've eaten this snack I only eat two things pickles and runes for pickles we gotta kill nerd juice easy peasy and patches patches Only Takes Two toots then the putrid Avatar it has big holy resistance but it doesn't matter since kg tanks the aggro and there's a lot of tiny bubbles that stack up they're even better against dragons if they hit the face that's awesome if you can get them off under their tummy that's fine too they're gonna fall down and then you can give them a good scrub exocus really needs a bubble bath he's so rotten and might as well clean up gilka too not for rooms for the ritual sword Talisman to boost the damage of the bubbles by ten percent further when we're at full health okay now back to the Ronnie Quest glove War 10 carrion statue head into the incel river Main and Bubbles can even kill the astel junior wonderful not really necessary he's just kind of always a little bit annoying say hi to Phalanx Demon's holes get these somber Stones seven and six and the gloveworths eight to nine cage is now maxed out then after picking up a somberstone hate we can upgrade the horn to plus nine technically we could get it to plus 10 we just did one more errand Vari wants us to Bubble a beast man it's nice and easy then we do his laundry guess that makes sense with all these bubbles vike is gatekeeping the detergent woman but he's no issue our horniness is greater than his that dude hooks up with Dragons he must also be a Bard after delivering the laundry we can warp into mogwin palace the dark cave isn't a problem but actually getting the somberstone 10 from the chest guarded by Alberts and a sanguin noble is first try I spread the bubbles to take out as many as possible that does not work then I try just running past that also does not work turns out first thought best thought only needed to stagger the groups a little bit better and pull the sanguin noble away from the frogs bubble off the rest of the frogs and we have a plus 10 saxaboom Lord have mercy on the Realms between [Music] first and engine farming in Lim grave this time it's just for pickles to make sure that we can get paid what's the point of rocking rolling if not for fortune and faint we melt the Grail Dragon down faster than we ever have That's The Power of bubbles they're even stronger than bleed so if Moog is weak to bleed that would mean he's also weak to Bubbles right since he drops an absolute dump truck worth of runes I'm willing to give it a bit of a poke I don't have the Moog dear I didn't really plan on winning this is just a jam session I wanted to see how they do and they do pretty good since we don't have the tear he just melts US during the phase transition and we ran out of flasks so it's over for him that's right baby we beat the Devil with the power of our Rock please tell me someone was recording that song I would hate it if we couldn't remember the greatest song in the world back to the main story with a plethora of runes nothing's gonna kill us now except uh the Champion by the ritual Shield Talisman he's an absolute Giga Chad can't really feel too bad about it the Godfrey shade on the other hand gets absolutely melted as do the black knife assassin on the way to morgant and morgot himself just because he resists holy damage it doesn't mean he's going to be able to handle the power of three-part Harmony Boogie up to the mountaintops of the Giants now it might seem like we're kind of skipping through everything but it just goes really fast with the bubbles we're an hour and 20 minutes into this new stream so like 25 of the time we spent with the bow Borealis is a joke it tries to Jank up on the cliffs to hide but eventually it has to come back down for a Solitude the archery Avatar resist solely damaged but doubles its own hurt box like a fool the deathrite bird does get our goat but only the first time revenge is sweet and I'm opening up a bakery a bakery that serves fried chicken so a restaurant Nile is blocking the path to the halictory and that's where the tastiest snacks are he's got to go first to the Dual wielder then the shielder then Nile dude doesn't even get to start phase two it's a shame in the consecrated snow field we can bubble the great worm to death hour of death then it's death the next time when I do better this worm is such a dice roll sometimes it goes smoothly sometimes I eat [ __ ] speaking of eating [ __ ] the putrid Avatar is free so is ansha and anastas one more boss we normally don't do here I don't want to fight it while a turtle is spamming mortar on us to kill it we need to clean its toes seems like Miyazaki knows half his fans are Monster [ __ ] and the other half are foot people this is the best of both worlds it's another deathrite bird it's just worth more rooms don't want anything from it the beginning of this run was just kind of rough so I want to make up for it by getting over leveled as hell and plowing through the end game our next goal is the envoy ashes in the Alec tree that means that we have to go through the liturgical town and we can't hit the Archer from the ground with the bubbles but we can't hit them on the roof and I get all the Torches lit in one run without dying Bard's gotta be good at getting lit that's nice this area can be a huge pain in the ass in the branches of the howling tree we grab the envoy Crown which boosts the bubble damage by another 15 percent good they really needed some more oomph but the deadliest boss of the halogdry Is Yet To Come not Loretta not even Melania big bubble boy at the top of the helic tree we have to run past him to get to the envoy ashes that means either coming in from the front where I can see him but I'd have to deal with ants and other envoys every time or coming up from the bottom and only having to pass raw flowers the trade-off is I can't see him coming from the bottom I had some great advice in the chat all I had to do was get some fire arrow snipe the flowers then run around the lands between looking for the other rot Arrow locations back up hit him duck out under the bubbles duck it back out and shoot again repeat until he's routed and wait for him to die oh that would probably take an hour though so instead of just brute forced it and died a lot eventually we grabbed the brass section and cowabunged it for Speed maxing out these trumpeters is gonna require another errand kind of why I didn't want to add another errand into the run the vasted method of graving glove warts that I'm aware of is the Windham catacombs killing everything on the way down so they can't Jank me then the archery burial Watchdog on the way up to gelmir I grabbed the golden valve from anastia then climb the Snake Eater ladder nothing eventful happens in the gel near Hero's grave just grab and go and then get absolutely slapped around by the big hands on the way to the giant conquering Hero's grave that's got the last pieces we need if there is a faster way to do it I don't know maxed out brass section that's worse than kg maybe I should have just kept using Kyle all right we'll do it to get doesn't really matter for the fire giant we get horny on his feet those Soapy Suds make him slip and fall till his leg falls off then we get horny on his face and chest turns out no matter what you use to finish off the fire giant you can still get a double entender out of it varamazula is a pain but not a death I summoned the envoy ashes for the godskin they're fine the damage is bad but they're a decent distraction my focus is on the large lat since the bigger the hurt box the more bubbles will pop off then skinny and thankfully we get another chunky we like them chunky here Honestly though I feel like the bubbles could hit harder back to gelmir I smacked up a tibia Mariner and another magma worm on the way no real reason I think eventually the extra bosses will add up to a level but I don't really care I'm just trying to skew the back half of the run to make up for the weak start we talked to the bod and Caleb then in gelnir and then in for Amazon where he can't handle how horny we are he drops The Pick of Destiny or the Alexander Josh shark boosting the damage of our ashes War by another 15 percent yikes here are those bubbles against the bird run Dragon oh I'm sorry was that too fast here it is against placidia sex then yeah that's also pretty fast what a dork hopefully I never have to do this fight with a normal build finally some tooths for the draconic 3 Sentinel before things get a little tricky malacath is a pain he resists holy but that's not really the issue this furry boy just won't stop jumping around even jumping directly out of the path of the bubbles it's wild how easily this strategy is ruined by someone just not standing still and taking the hit the envoys are doing an okay job of distracting him but they actually screw up the jump positioning in phase two I kind of count on that to get off big hits Break The Stance and Skip phase two phase two sucks eventually we do get him to flip right Break The Stance and punish it with a big Old Slew of bubbles remember resisting holy isn't enough you have to be immune to it sir getting off near the all-no oh he's dead didn't even finish the name Godfrey is next phase one goes fine but he deletes the brass section a small group of spirit ashes are no match for this thunderous Daddy's thighs speaking of daddy attacks he hits us with the daddy grabby then smacks us up with a follow-up oof next attempt we golden Val and prepare our golden bubble plow he's doing the horalu pro skater attacks sliding around whenever bunless finishes bloodborne cart I think Eldon ring Pro Skater would be a great follow-up Apple I had to grab at the start of phase two then run away from the earthquake oh God that that destroys the brass section holy [ __ ] we do during the earthquake and finish it off with a bunch of horny slams there's only one more boss unless we're doing all remembrances again radagon and the Eldon beasts both have 80 holy resistance I've been dreading them the entire run I'm trying to save my physic class for the eldenbeast since it has bonus stance damage from that putrid Avatar in Braille that only lasts 20 seconds my plan is to beat radagon the old-fashioned way then just break the Elven Beast so it can't move the bubbles aren't great against radagon and we die attempt two I remember our horn Hammer is also a hammer so let's just Hammer a God and hit some fully charged r2s for The Stance pressure his hammer Slammer is focused on the brass section letting us finish him off physic up and Val before the Eldon B The Stance break is instant and the damage is fine 80 resistance okay you need immunity it's going for held in stars but I am the superior doing a lot of Chip holy damage to add up to a lot of holy damage person in this fight a few more melee attacks means a few more Bubbles and we have beaten god with the power of our Rock we're no longer an amateur musician we're a Master Exploder [Music] yep it's all remembrances again School of Rock first it's technically a Tenacious D movie we take Steppenwolf on a Magic Carpet Ride then fight ranala obviously Jack Black wouldn't smack the kids in the School of Rock but these kids are possessed and to be honest a little pitchy [Music] okay one tooth for Ronald in Phase One Two toots for phase two underground we can line all the Torches and knock Stella the Regal ancestor spirit is actually weak to Holy damage so it only takes a single toot last week I said that the Valiant gargoyle should have a weakness good news I found their weakness number one takes two toots number two takes three toots I think it's natural to have some toots with a number two fia's Champions are a joke I thought the envoy ashes would help take the aggro and they might have if the bubbles didn't spread out to do their own crowd control is the carrion study hall School of Rock part two why wasn't there a school of rock 2. is it because comedy comes from a sense of surprise so knowing what to expect will it best just build a level of pleasant familiarity but never achieve the heights of the original or should I say the fort Heights of the original you've been Fort hided we need the curse mark of death so we can enter fia's dreams and fight Fortis ax it's a saxoff this sax has lightning that makes our sacks hard to play don't play a brass and instrument in a thunderstorm kids it's not bad though he has a big hitbox so the bubbles get the win Estelle is a weird remembrance that's just too far out of the way and kinda seems like it's out of the game blasting this sucker back to bloodborne he has no problem though even if he does hit us with the gravity attack now Snake Eater 2 and volcano Manor I wasn't worried about the godskin noble we've already done a harder version of that fight but I was worried about reichardt his hurt box is extra large and if the bubbles don't float over The Lava we basically just lose they do though and his stance breaks super fast phase two it gets a little harder to hit him with the flaming skulls flying all around but not an issue Devourer of the Gods how about you devour these tenacious nuts back into the hallig tree we nail that swaggy jump and head into Loretta try to do it without the Rage Cage but that was a mistake I died next try cage made it an easy win Jack Black is great alone but so much better with Kyle gas after an embarrassing gravity death in lfl we scoop up the dragon Crest rage Shield Talisman make our way to Little Miss run killer Melanie because she's so regularly Stomps my ass I forget the first time you fight her she charges and got jump scared again the waterfowl dance is a huge problem on the spirit ashes since it heals her back up didn't make it to phase two but maybe I should just get good and not use a spirit Ash no then we don't have enough time to toot and we died again so let's try the brass section they're great distractions oh she heals even more since she has more hurt boxes to hit with her big attacks God damn it maybe the bubbles are a bad idea and I should just use the hammer part of the horn like we did against radagon it went better but we died then the next time it went even better but we died again I'll be honest I didn't have enough time to just keep floundering against her so here's how the last fight I tried went we pop in and summon Kyle then thou up jump attacks put the stance pressure on and also just deal good damage cage starts blowing bubbles which is pretty much ideal while we're taking aggro on The Stance break it's bubble time we repeat stance break bubble time then she waterfalls kg but instead of lamenting I'm bubble if she's gonna be busy hitting right cage to attack us we might as well mitigate some of that healing stance break bubbles we push her into the corner and cage bubbles her while we're smacking look at that damage that is melting one final stance break and hey at least we can say we finally made it into phase two that's more than I can say for the other attempts she threats off with the onion as she always does giving us time to toot the bubbles actually waft far enough to hit her putting some good damage on to start the fight then a little Phase 2 ducky dance for Kyle but I've learned how to handle it toot toot toot I suppose toot has been the solution for everything in the second half of the Run shouldn't be a huge surprise that's what worked something we haven't mentioned this thick armor gives us enough Poise to toot through an attack for another stance break and after that another onion so another toot and then Melania died we claimed all remembrances at 9 hours and 30 minutes with 46 bosses slain we only died 39 times overall that puts it between Spider-Man and Thor in the B tier considering we only beat eight bosses in the first four hours of the run though this is a tale of two runs bows are terrible I don't want to do a bow and we run partially because other people have already done it but mostly because bows are terrible and the bubble horn is kinda sick it has the worst type of damage in the game by far and doesn't matter it just shreds even the things that are supposed to resist it at home just rush the capital with like a katana or something and consider starting a run there to watch these runs live follow me on Twitch we're finding weird ways to 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Channel: Tulok & Mango

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Keywords: Edlen Ring, elden ring, play as, final boss, challenge, CHALLENGE, Playthrough, full game, elden beast, character build, fromsoft, gameplay, bosses, elden lord, Full, character, build, Tulok, stream, rank, tier, summon, stun, posture, poise, stance, critical, lands, Ashes, quest, line, questline, spirit ash, spirit ashes, weapon, run, stats, damage, oracle, bubble, bubbles, horn, envoy, long, envoy's, harp, bow, arrows, rot, bleed, holy, jack black, bard, instruments, music, pipe, flute, malenia, blade of miquela, remembrances

Id: dr7X3i9jm1c

Length: 25min 45sec (1545 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 31 2023