Inscryption is The Most Insane Card Game

i'm gonna be playing a uh apparently a highly revered game that came out recently called inscription i am a huge fan of games like this although i heard this one has some twists i heard it's not what it appears to be but aside from that i haven't watched anything so i'm going in totally blind we're gonna play inscription for an hour maybe a little bit more than that and see if it's worth uh being a stream game and let's turn the lights down let's make it spooky i have no idea what i'm getting to i've not watched this game new game oh god but i can't pick a new game maybe it's like a maybe that's part of the story maybe it's like a game it's like an undertale thing where it plays with the mechanics i'm gonna voice act everything perhaps you've forgotten how this game is played allow me to remind you squirrel now play a stout okay stoke costs one blood sacrifices must be made okay so i sacrificed the squirrel to play the stoat oh an honorable death play the stoats yeah all right kinda feel bad for the squirrel now wolves require two sacrifices you don't have enough ring the battle to end your turn and commence combat your stoke dealt me one damage i added it to the scale you win if you tip my side all the way down my turn a coyote your stoat stands in the way of my coyote this means your stoat's health is too less yeah i played i get it i'm a gamer it's your turn again you may draw from your deck or you may draw a squirrel you always get a squirrel is it the squirrel pile okay i get it i get it i get it i get it it's edgy super auto pets it is like that right super auto pets goth face dude i'll draw from my deck how reckless of you why i got a river snapper oh i can't play it though oh i can't play anything oh i should have drawn the squirrel [ __ ] attack i guess because you are learning i will pass i'll give me a squirrel play the squirrel and then i'll play the wolf wait what was it talking are this card sentient fear not the beast is sacrificed but not removed from your deck its suffering was real but you will see it again jesus christ why does it have to be real why can't you just print a card that says stout on it i'm not trying to hurt my stokes all right ring the bell get wolf son three damage dealt three weights on the scale pass why do you keep passing you've won this match let's go yes baby actually conquered yeah they said it couldn't be done you were lost deep in the forest a single path revealed itself two denizens of the forest approach you tentatively left the right blind pig the undying cat sacrificing the poor beast does not kill it the caustic adder damage from its poison bite is always lethal snakes kind of flames dude i'll take the cat though you came across an abandoned sack you found a squirrel in a bottle break in case of emergency you were ambushed while crossing some rough terrain you sacrificed me while i was sleeping it was the right play i get it maybe you'll help me why are my cards talking to me we'll play the squirrel and then we'll play the cat and then we'll play the stoke here we go i never take the squirrel [ __ ] should i sacrifice the stoat again i'll play the wolf and i'll sacrifice the cat and i'll sacrifice the stick oh [ __ ] [Laughter] no no no he was asking me not i thought i thought he had three life and i could sacrifice three times before he died and get i don't understand i got a wolf though gangster the airborne bat flies over creatures to attack directly oh god oh god i'm getting hit can the river snapper stop it [ __ ] god why don't ever take the [ __ ] squirrel yeah i know i get it now uh oh we're gonna play the squirrel and we're gonna play the river snapper but it can block this wolf it's all going according to plan place the wolf here attack you prevailed and trekked onwards past the now bloody terrain maybe i'll never lose any one of these games ever there's a campfire and there's a evil looking thing campfire is usually boring if i'm thinking of slaying this fire so i'll go here you stumble into some strange stones in the mist you are compelled to choose a worthy sacrifice one that will be lost forever imagine i could toss this note in there about time we got an upgrade in this [ __ ] wait which one goes on top all right what if i upgrade my wolf no not my cat no no not my cat i love my cats my best card is that an undying wolf because that is kind of sick but it doesn't work as well as my other [ __ ] this spot you sure no should i put you somewhere else tell me you can talk stoke i'm getting backseated by the [ __ ] game uh oh oh i'm actually getting owned oh i'm getting owned by a grizzly wait this is bad for me i'm kinda i'm getting run down by grizzly bears how the f do i win this wait i think i'm getting owned no matter what oh no wait i lost i didn't have there's no order of operations there using this as a learning opportunity maybe the only way to mitigate my disappointment get up get up from the table [Music] fetch me the candlestick from the top of the barrel beside the door oh you can actually oh [ __ ] oh this game's crazy wait there's like a ah he's kind of creepy right all right candlestick that's what he wanted bring it here now sit back down let me explain something to you that was one of the two mistakes you can make here if you make another i must sacrifice you monk uh w now where were we so i should use these items more often before i go to these okay i'm learning oh [ __ ] in the distance you could hear the clinking of metal on stone a horrible figure stood in your path towards the prospector he's doing the prospector again easy boss the mule's key what if i went bananas here let's get this stoned out let's start it up oh i'm stupid i put it here i should have put it here god damn it dude i keep making mistakes emergency squirrel emergency squirrel saved i should have played the infinite wolf so i could oh god squirrel attack oh [ __ ] sack sack play the wolf kill the pack mule genius oh more cars dagnabbit my mule ow ow ouch my mind's going a million miles a minute i'm calculating every possible eventuality pack rat attack yes i hope you didn't think it would be that easy there's gold in them cards what the [ __ ] gold i'm struck gold how the f do i get rid of this what do i do get them oh okay they clear the gold okay i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it use the squirrels to play the fearsome elk saki saki don't go back king [ __ ] uh oh squirrel bullfrog bullfrog attack yes oh [ __ ] bro the death is a problem squirrel wolf yes i win i win let's go you don't have the skills brother bear as a reward you are granted an opportunity to select a rare card i'm going to love this game holy [ __ ] this is likely aspire this is actually a spider it's like a roguelike huh roguelike card game where you get build your deck as you go this [ __ ] rules oh i'm gonna like this game oh i'm gonna like it oops i'm gonna like this game poor abandoned child it does not die when sacrificed but do you have the heart to try yeah for sure 100 i'll probably take this yeah 100 a largely unimpressive specimen strange larva okay this definitely gets stronger yeah no no i didn't know [ __ ] i lived i didn't even get to read the third one oh lord bro i didn't even get to read the throw and that was the i wanted the other one of the two that was not the one i wanted damn it it better get strong it better be a magikarp gyarados situation oh new area stoke would be perfect here yep total miss play [Laughter] yeti can you ban this [ __ ] stoke backseating [ __ ] all right well let's see if this guy's any good huh so the squirrels are almost like mana what an interesting card game you can choose to draw cards or mana that's that's very interesting oh it's like [ __ ] metapod oh i got a [ __ ] mothman hell yes wait that's so sick oh i just won that doesn't matter cause my mouth is goaded holy [ __ ] that moth is sick you were stopped along the way by a trapper looking to liquidate his pelts care to look at me pelts no bad voice he needs a better voice curdle look at me belts perfect nailed it second try the trapper dealt in teeth how many teeth do i owe a lot i have like a bunch of teeth i'll get a [ __ ] golden pelt then i'll i'll just get this this is good thank you the man assured you of the value of your pelts okay i need to get my wolf out early rabbit pelt how does this work and then the squirrel and the wolf oh you can't sacrifice the rabbit pelt well then what's the [ __ ] point sir what's the god damned point oh my god it's just a bad card it's a bad card you have to bear as a burden so you can [ __ ] get a reward later god damn it okay that's fine um stout okay we're about to lose oh i'm in trouble okay let's prop ow what the [ __ ] i thought it would like prop my side up oh that was nasty this has gone quite poorly i think if i hit for two though i won't lose no i will lose this is not gonna it's gonna get blocked he's gonna hit me for two three four and i'll lose how do i surrender what's he gonna do alas it is time for you to pair oh god no holy [ __ ] wait where am i you aren't dead yet this isn't purgatory though you may think of it that way before you expire i must ask you a favor i would like a memento your very own death card it's quite plain at the moment isn't it we will work together to amend that here are some cards from your mediocre deck okay well i had a mothman at one point we can put them to good use a card to draw the cost from high cost three blood from the grizzly this time i'll use his power and health the numbers five power and six health from the grizzly i never did ask you your name atriox folly there is now but one final matter the portrait are you ready smile chat don't smile [Music] here we go again perhaps you can understand bones the resourceful possum costs two bones you gain a bone in one of your creatures perishes for any reason does sacrificing a squirrel count as any reason and oh i did get a bone nice possum squirrel and block and oh my god bones are kind of sick you can get a real economy going with bones i don't even want to play this though dude i want to just hold my hand and get the wolf out so i will wait am i going to lose i think i just lost i literally think i just lost oh god damn it oh wait actually i can i can crush this oh my god god's your players make gotcha plays i actually plan this from the beginning holy [ __ ] get owned get owned welcome to the owned emporium think i'm actually going to build the [ __ ] godliest deck you've ever seen the mega coyote but what did you expect for only four bones the nefarious rattler a brittle creature once passes monstrous fangs the unkillable cockroach it returns to your hand after dying this is a way to turn bones into blood in a cheap manner i like the cockroach flip the raven the skunk atriox folly so i think the problem here is that i made it so expensive i can see how a lesser mind might think that's a bad play but actually i think it's a genius play it reduces the amount of choices i have here so i don't have to worry about a inopportune card uh [Music] [ __ ] it i'll make it work just to prove you guys wrong actually i'll sacrifice it we'll sacrifice atriox folly to get undying onto a card that you'll go okay actually that'd be great if you were undying that'd be goated so because you're one cost run it [Music] all right campfire is an upgrade bag i hate the bag and there's combiner let's upgrade oh it's a it's a health enhancer all right health plus two you getting more health would be useless i will not do that create a powerful wolf the cockroach is a cheap bone costing thing giving it more health would be nice no cockroach if i keep upgrading this cockroach i might get something crazy we always go fire from now on we build a strong deck of strong cards plus two health watch this cockroach a one five cockroach genius wait what the [ __ ] my boss battles are a high stake test of your aptitude with one flame you either overcome them or die oh it's always one flame the path ahead was blocked by a grotesque figure it was the prospect that's the goofy again [ __ ] was the prospector yeah uh i think it's stowed out quick and then i can get the skink out quicker oh god i'm kind of in trouble here here's what i'm gonna do play the squirrel take the ant queen play that and then get the possum and put it here that was a godlike turn wait i played great [Music] oh there's gold and then oh he's gonna get rid of my cards i forgot [ __ ] we got a full deck though we got a lot of squirrels that's not gonna win wait it's gonna lose actually no whoa it'll win oh my god it will win [Music] wait this is gonna be a sick deck we'll build it all around the [ __ ] cockroach easily collapse okay very well let me choose a rare car ooh i love okay this time i'm not gonna throw my goddamn rare card i can get the child the eternal serpent death strengthens oh my god way to get stronger every time it dies oh we could do like a [ __ ] graveyard cycle deck that could be sick as [ __ ] this level of brutal strength okay this is just a four cost seven seven that is a [ __ ] neanderthals card okay there is no art to this card i'm going with this i like the graveyard [ __ ] the buzzing and chirping of insects drown in the sound of your footfalls the wetlands yeah i've been here before i know king the tragic rat king slime when their tangled bodies become corpses you will gain four bones oh four bones it's a combo four bones gets the cockroach the cockroach comes back to life mantis useless i would hrx fall a useless i would never pick that it's the rat king every day of the week so this is i don't really want the actual rat i want to combine four bones with something else i'll go to the combiner and i will place the rat king and i'll place upon this like if i use it on the cockroach would it lose this power to gain that power or does it get both they stack oh my god bro the cockroach that never dies and gives you four bones back each time did i just [ __ ] crack the game holy [ __ ] this works [Music] holy [ __ ] it costs four bones and pays for itself when it dies i just broke the game what is this this is combat regular combat or some [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] uh oh okay everything sprints to the right it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine that being said it's not fine because i'm gonna get hit like a truck i think we actually go ape [ __ ] with it and we bullfrog right here and then we just ring an egg grab a squirrel play the squirrel play the worker ant ring the bell he doesn't die wait what the [ __ ] does that mean wait what the [ __ ] does that mean you can't hit it oh dear god in heaven wait oh i'm in the bone zone we have to out damage him that's our only method of survival got a bunch of bones oh thank god clutched clutch factored let's go uh combine no the rat king and combine it with oral boros maybe i'm gonna do orbo i think that's kind of a sick idea four bones on death for a car that's undying it's pretty sick boss fight welcome to the bone zone a foul smell invaded your nostrils and caused your throat to seize a hulking man sat by a brackish pond with his feet submerged in the dark water he pulled a hook from a pile of rotting fish and rose to his feet all right i asked ari what the angular should sound like and she said this town ain't big enough for the two of us which is like obviously a western and not an angler at all so we're gonna go with that though the prospector i think i'm the angler go fish i'm taking to the phone i'm taking to the bone i'm taking him to the bone zone boom three teeth [ __ ] uh do i just win right here i think i just win though i think i just hit for three and [ __ ] i think i rushed him and now your ass is grass my friend i'll just let that happen [Music] go fish uh what's a bait bucket sounds like if i hit it i will be in a roll of pain [ __ ] it [Music] [Laughter] okay we got to use all our items and we got to figure out what the [ __ ] i'm doing here bowler it up long elk over here [Music] oh it still hits it still hits right we can kind of hold i need to get a squirrel out and get the stout out no i'm screwed either way we're actually making progress as long as we can somehow hold i think i win right here i just squirrel it i dropped the worker ant and i think i just win i did the math i win i'm going to win i win i'm going to win let's go clutched up clutched out your reward oh i get a [ __ ] sick reward the child yeah the uninspiring geck i wonder why this card is good the prudence pack rat no i don't want a [ __ ] background crackers are easy to get the geck is free i'm noticing which actually is pretty goated you could get the free geck and then upgrade it then you have a free [ __ ] god card that's actually pretty good progress progress let me think you had ascended to the snow line enhance its power let's make the unkillable cockroach better the regal moose creatures of the wild make way for it costs three blood though i'm not a blood deck kingfisher a slippery country this thing is annoying but they just all suck i don't want any of them can i not pick one i just think for debt quality i should include that but it's gonna be trash in my hand i mean the mints could be good too the mantis can make some plays but i think i literally just make the cockroach my god card let's go baby a man stood before you a man you recognized immediately it was the trapper i forgot his voice sorry old chop but today you'll supply the pelts was it goofy again cockroach first turn easy win oh don't give me a first turn cockroach oh you you goofed yes world get sacrificed for a wolf get a cockroach oh my god what an opening hand [Music] oh no doesn't matter though because he always comes back to life okay we're in trouble the pelt can hold us out while we win this play the pelt and chill bro my deck rules auroboros yes sack both of these play this here it should be over no matter what i'll just put this here to be safe okay too fast too soon what the [ __ ] is this what the [ __ ] is this so i need cards that cost health to create my infinite auroboros [ __ ] this is still really good for me i can play the worker ant sacrificing this and then this sacrificing both no i need i need a shield okay someone do that right we play this and now we play this squirrel cannot do it so i hop the top deck warren warren could do it sacks this plays the warren warren gives me a rabbit taking four isn't death okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i play the cockroach yet again then i play the auroboros sacrificing these two things and then we play the cockroach back here and we survive one turn [Music] in fact top thing is the only way i can lose because i get a cost that's too high if i get a squirrel drop a squirrel here this is blocked i do five which counteracts this this guy dies and then i'm set for the next turn it's squirrel it's the squirrel gambit heart of the [ __ ] cards yes i think i just swirl again play this and we win we went on we went on eight versus four every time oh it doesn't matter we win oh let's go dude let's [ __ ] go yes what a comeback heart of the [ __ ] cards wow i cannot believe we won that literally a scripted loss oh my god yes it was eight [ __ ] grizzly bears that's so sick oh this game rules dude oh [ __ ] i'm going to bed with a smile on my face warren was the [ __ ] that was so sick i was part of the cards baby [Music] you

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Published: Tue Feb 22 2022