Infiltrating Government Facilities w/Andrew Hansen (Chasers War on Everything) - Luke and Lewis #177

very special guest episode welcome to the show andrew hansen from the chaser luke and lewis and hanson yeah luke lewis and hanso as i'm known in commercial radio circles yeah that's when you're on triple m you're hanzo hanso or just or just you know bump what would we be or our triple m nicknames if we were on like a blokey radio i remember you might relate to this when we first got into radio oh no we'd be kid joe and spears yeah well they originally were like oh we kind of see you going over to triple m and luke laughed because he knows who i am i remember in the first meeting they go so obviously you're a male male duo definitely for the work site and i went and the guy thought he missed something and i went oh ask him uh which like state i don't know like what's an afl team like gwes are from he wouldn't know greater western sydney hello you know because sydney's in the name yeah yeah and it's an acronym you you nerdly deduced what those letters could no i think the only reason i know about sport is because of those questions where he asked me i get it wrong and then he tells me the answer that's the only reason it's not because i've seen 40 it's because i've already got it wrong before are you a sports fan no i'm not a lot like lewis i'm yeah yeah it's kind of like because my parents weren't weren't you know they're not into sports so if you don't have it in the house you don't you don't think about it much do you you know no no no i'm not good at it it's hard to love something you're very very bad actually aggressively yeah yeah yeah so i would always avoid this when i was i remember at school i mean the only co that i ever got was just plotting a path to be as far away from the soccer ball as possible on the field i was very good at like being diametrically opposite where the ball was and i could calculate it was good for my geometry to i guess calculate the maximum distance away that i could be and put myself there yeah i think that's i think that's good i would also do that i remember i would i would yeah be really far away from the ball because i'd be embarrassed when i got close to it and then i would just yell at what other people should do and they would they would do vaguely similar things and i'd go i could be a coach it's crazy how many people you meet in entertainment that just have no hand-eye coordination like around the radio station you're like chuck people a pen and everyone's starts like what the [ __ ] is going on no i can't do it i can't do it my wife did tell me though you're supposed to look at the thing that's being thrown at you this is a great tip if you're like me because i only discovered this in my 40s uh yeah if something gets somebody throws some damn thing you hate that australian thing it's like here mate they chuck some bloody thing at you something expensive yeah yeah it's something expensive like it's always think quick and then you're like well that sucks because i'm caught off guard it's terrible yeah you're supposed to look at it though which i never knew because i'd always look at the person i'm polite you know yeah you threw me a thing you go here you go mate and i just look at you the thing would yeah yeah but then there's the opposite of that where where you have the culture of throwing things but you don't have the ability to throw accurately i did it just before i threw keel in a usb thing he didn't even have a chance he tried it that's what i mean you tried i i didn't give you a chance i mean i blamed you for dropping it but ultimately that was my throw yeah so many times there's just been broken smashed equipment because we both back ourselves yeah yeah but i mean i'm an okay throw i was never actually good at throwing sports i was good at footy and running and mainly like and i better like i can do kind of racket sports kind of i can't do softball i can't throw a ball more than like 30 meters it's pretty embarrassing that's the answer for for nerdy people are racket sports are the answers yes so did i yeah i wasn't so bad at that for some reason what is that tennis so i'm even late you know why i think you know why because it's not a team sport so it's like people who who can't really you know vibe with 20 other people yeah it takes something also scored in a nerdy way like 15 20 40. it's like what if you can follow that yeah you're doing the top-level maths course yeah yeah you're working you're working your way up to love because you don't have much of that in your life yeah juice you don't have much juice in your life what is juices yeah i think americans do say do's yeah it's due but that's a poo though as well it's like is this i think it is doesn't don't in adam sandler movies that go i'm going to drop a deuce yeah they do they do they do i've i've missed this movie is that is that watching any kevin james film and they would just say drop a dude [Laughter] and that's another tip for people at home as well uh now andrew obviously you're i guess a lot of people will know you from the chasers war on everything i hope so um very popular show i would say arguably the greatest show the abc have ever ever produced by the way they're going the greatest show they ever will produce yes well do you think i don't know well do you think i don't know if the head of every department of the obc would agree with you on that no but i was about to figure out i think that's why it was good i think you're right but i i was about to say you don't have a lot of competition it's between you and media watch i'll be honest no media watch rips and there's some good shows yeah that's like they they were like how can i how can we create the most smug television show ever and and they somehow made the guy likeable i've never seen like a more i'm smarter than you and then yeah and then migo he seems like a nice guy actually crazy i think he's a nice guy okay i mean he's attacked my work before but you know but i guess that's only fair if you're if you're going to be in the heart of the media if that's the deal isn't it yeah even if he's down the hallway it was weird and it was awkward too because you know well yeah that's that's the thing that like you guys have done i've been on media watch a couple of times yeah they were watching other media that i've hoaxed that's an interesting thing yes of you being in the abc building you guys were making fun of like all of the other shows but i've been in in the abc building it's small like you would be you would cross each other in the hallway but we [ __ ] with them like we're we're 10 minutes away from the misfits show we try and get on their set all the time we put our items on their sets they get way more downloads than us we do the same [ __ ] we're currently trying to get our name mentioned on their show we've put props on there we're so small that they've looked at our props looked at them and gone what is this they don't even know it's from our shop they don't care does it get does it go out with your props on it they don't yeah no one recognizes that that's so it's like little easter eggs for our fans but we're trying to grow them going oh my god i love those looking lewis socks that were on the misfits that's this week that's so crazy that you guys whatever you can do to help if it if you've got to sneak props on that's what you've got to do to make it in the business it's probably the same thing probably happens in hollywood i bet you know low-budget movies they're probably sneaking little little arty props into the mind easter eggs absolutely did you used to like mess with other abc shows you did well no no he was a bit frowned upon i think we didn't want to be annoying you know yeah he never wanted to come across as horrible people it's a hard line that's what we're playing with at the moment it's like how do we [ __ ] with them a little bit that's not going to disrupt their show would be good for us exactly you don't want to you don't want to disrupt their show that's the thing because because we make shows yeah i had someone eat like uh email us in uh did you see this one from a guy going like oh boys here's how you're gonna mess with the misfit set all right luke's gonna come in and he's naked while they're filming and i was just like you guys don't really understand firstly comedy right secondly the law and thirdly uh being respectful i mean that's three things our fans have no concept of comedy uh the law and you can't do that in entertainment look at what happened to harvey weinstein it's not acceptable it's not on is it is this is the thing that i think because you guys are you know you do pranks and is that what they i mean i don't like them being called pranks i hate like you know what sounds like youtube ruined the term yeah yeah it kind of sounds amazing i call them you know i call them this is a good one stunts well stuff we used to call them stunts too but they stole it from you is that right well yeah i didn't like calling them stunts because to me a stunt is a guy jumping off of diving towers for me a well it's like a movie action man on fire like that's a you know would you consider yourself a stunt man well no see that's right i don't set myself a light no not that often and you know so yeah what do you call these things japes i mean the public stuff it's it's a public stunt like the surprise spooker like you used to do a bit on the show people may remember it yeah one of my favorite ever bits on the show thanks yeah if you don't know that yeah you can describe it well i mean i remember the one you went outside uh giorgio armani designer companies that let's be honest don't really need a spooker at the front if you don't know a spruiker is like you know you're in like some shopping center and it's always like the this the place that's already everything discounted it's always good for you next door and it's like this like middle-aged mom going come on into god freeze today 100 off all products there's spruce thank you the surprise luca that's very good that's very good i studied the the i studied a particular spruce to to play this you were like a spooker from the 1940s yeah yeah yeah because there still was one like just down near the abc so i went out and just sat there for hours and listened to this guy who was british but what was interesting about him is he didn't get that excited but he's he's the script was exciting it was but he wasn't that excited it was like insane absolute madness the boss has gone completely crazy you will never see deals as extraordinary as these you know these deals will absolutely blow your mind come clean out of the water yeah but he wasn't they have not blown my mind the words you're saying is mind-blowing but your face like you look like you don't want to be there that's yeah i think that's that's the key that's the key to these these discount stores brokers i think it was that's that's like going if you don't come in it's your loss you know it's going to excite me it should excite you could you do a quick spook for the luke and luis show yeah yeah maybe i was trying to remember how it went because the other thing is repetition you know so it's luke and lewis luke and lewis that's right luke and lewis luke luke luke and louis lewis lewis it's their show you'd be absolutely mad to miss out on the luke and lewis show it's a show show show we've got shows we've got shows we've got shows you know so there you go it goes something like that that's great it's just that relentless repetition yeah the rule of thumb and then you're going to come out and you go um what's he saying and you kind of remember can you hear that that's download spiking isn't that good i mean if you want to remember something you just say it three times you say it three times you say it three times i'll remember that that's good sticks yeah better than one so you did you did a lot of a lot of a lot of public stunts uh and and uh i think it was you and chaz seemed to do the most crazy or embarrassing ones he would do the most outlandish ones you always got stuck with the embarrassing ones i felt i did social embarrassment he had one time he carted a goat into a bed store to sleep with i feel like yeah he caught the raw end of the deal yeah yeah no he would do the really nutty stuff like he dressed up as yeah yeah that's right did you you you like didn't put your hand up for that one you were like i'm thinking i'm good well there's a you know there's a sensitivity about the ethnicity of these things you know chase has kind of came from sicily which is closer to the middle east perhaps so he was able to pull off the character a bit more yeah a bit more authenticity perhaps i don't know yes um but yeah no i was at home writing a sketch about washing powder when that apec motorcade was was shot so i was very glad not to be there because all the people on the got on that got charged it got dangerous explain what the apec thing is so apex every few years and then we'll explain the washing powder sketch yeah yeah yeah funnier sketch [Laughter] apec uh every few years the the global leaders of the world meet up in one spot to talk about i don't know it's the illuminati important stuff i thought it was like the uh off the record 2020 summit yeah it's it's kinda it's just all of the it's really important global political leaders meet up in one spot so like it's obviously a security really really security big thing because that's you know if there's one place you wanted to sneak in and do something crazy what year was this yeah maybe 2007 and obviously bin laden when did london die oh two thousand whatever all right he was still alive yeah okay he's a big celebrity well that was our point was yeah why why have all these world leaders been invited to this summit but not him i mean he thinks he's he thinks he's a world why isn't he invited yeah we thought well perhaps could we get him in somehow yeah so you guys set up a a fake motorcade for and your cover was it was it was canada who were not invited to apec at all which you would think security would know right you think at the very least security would have a list of invited attendees but that's so australia where you guys pull up in this limousine with little canadian flags on it and the cops just wave you in it looked important it looked like an important car so it got waved through you know but those guys never expected to get waved through so we we didn't even have a script scary about it because in the footage there's like this sniper's on the roof and yeah like that yeah we got told off about that on talkback radio you know what if somebody got sniped you know we didn't expect them to let us through was the answer that's the funny we had more faith in the security than we should have clearly yes a lot of faith in the security yeah i mean because we had so many meetings about this thing and how to how to do it and there was so what was the original plan so you were obviously thinking oh you'll get to the gate and then they'll go [ __ ] off yeah which was most of our pranks yeah yeah so many of our pranks were just oh we'll assume we'll turn up there you know we'll we'll say something we'll get our jokes out yeah to the security guard and they'll tell us to go away and never be like man they made a such a big statement to the ceo of anz it's like you're just yelling at the security guard usually or a receptionist come on yes which is why a lot of us stop doing those those japes those pranks or stunts or whatever because we because we did in the end feel like oh you know we so rarely got access to the actual people who you wanted to get access to that was one of the things we started to have doubts about but i think i think that's probably something that you would think and i think that sometimes when i do stunts for i'm like i didn't actually get to the guy that owns you know commonwealth bank but it's it's the actual statement is the piece that you release to the like yeah you're still doing the script and you're still not just sitting here on a couch doing the script it's still more exciting because you're in the world yeah like when you're in the world and you're just yelling at some receptionist it feels a little bit weird and you're not doing anything but then when you put the piece out and it causes the reaction i think that's the actual stunt is when it's released and people see it react to it almost you know that's it's kind of true yeah yeah at least you've done something you know so the washing powder sketch well the washing powder sketch it was that was a pun at the time emos were were very popular yeah there was a lot of i remember this sketch you remember the emo washing powder yeah it was a very simple sketch about you know washing powder made for emo people you know really to bring out those blacks or you know yeah it was um it was something like that and rinse the rinse the blood out of your clothes after you've self-harmed and all sort of things like that i can't i can't remember jokes like that about emos yeah that's what i was writing i remember when that was very 2008. all of your mates are in prison yes they've been arrested and charged yeah stuff so so what's always the original stunt for the apec you you're supposed to roll up and they say go away and then what was supposed to and that was and then and then uh and that was it and you know you'd wind down the window and osama bin laden would complain um you know why aren't i allowed in yeah and and then you'd drive away but instead what happened but unexpectedly the security went okay in you go and so they they drove this in what an embarrassment for australia well you know it wasn't i think some people were a bit annoyed about the whole thing some of the people who ran the security but australia liked it it was one of the it was one of the ones where the public was on our side which they weren't always they were on our side a bit especially in sydney there was a feeling in sydney at that time where people were annoyed by the heavy-handed security it was it was seen as a bit of a nuisance and um they block off streets and yeah yeah and who are these people that come here and you know ruin my day yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly so you got all the way in and then and then you must have because obviously security's thinking you guys are gonna go into the actual building but you didn't want you they all pulled out of that because that's kind of that's a bit too too much oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah julian was in the car and just said all right you just got to somehow turn around and leave now because we're not supposed to be and go what are they doing why are they turning around what's happening it's hard to turn a limo around they have to do this sort of three-point i mean these are long vehicles in a narrow street surrounded by security and gates and guns this limo is just doing a three-point turn trying to leave apec for some reason yeah and then chaz just pops out dressed as osama bin laden in the street and they all get arrested yeah yeah and then we had we had the piece and as well as the washing powder it was a good episode i think that i can't remember both ended up in the same app or what but uh so did you did were there consequences legally from from memory you guys kind of got off by saying you were just following orders from the police i have no idea how the the people got offered we all felt very bad for the people who were charged because they weren't asking it's one thing if you're the right of performers and we were a team of five people who'd who kind of wrote all this stuff but you know for for the for the crew and for the crew to be charged we felt terrible about it luckily the charges were dropped you know and i i never followed the ins and outs of exactly why the charges were dropped but they just they well just and it may have all been too difficult and and after all i guess maybe you know the car was waved through so yeah did you really do anything wrong if they say come in you're not exactly trespassing that'd be pretty rough like imagine if if luke and i did some kind of jape and then we had to call keel and go sorry you're on a terrorist watch list now my bad you know i know we thought you were just an editor but you're a terrorist now whoops that's kind of what he signed up to though yeah yeah he's nodding um um so what was like did you ever get in trouble for any of them for any of the pranks or whatever yeah was there anything little um well not not for that particular one there were certainly a few others i mean before the war and everything i think it was we you know we made this show called cnn which was a sort of a piss take of cable news and uh american cable news or whatever but yeah we did do this this sort of nude appearance out the front of a courtroom um which did result in the arrest of of uh julian morrow and uh i think dominic knight was arrested too um now that was all based on these these streakers who'd run through a sports match yeah uh with the vodafone logos i think um sprayed on their butts or something you know yeah and uh we wondered what else we could advertise in this one um so we i think we went to maybe defend the straight i can't even remember the premise of that thing but i think we might have decided to defend those people i think when they were in court and we should i showed up with julian oh so you may have done it at their court trial well i think we just chose any old court because i don't think we could find the same court yeah and chairs it was going to be the punch like we never went to wear this thing partly because dom knight was on camera and he forgot to press the red button to turn the camera on um there's one reason i didn't one reason hello you've been familiar with this territory are you yeah so jules and i were the first streakers and i still had this horrible memory still we had to do our own makeup because we didn't want to put the poor old makeup guy through through uh you know painting our asses with these these designs and i still remember in this public toilet julian's julian morrow's massive ass i mean my face with me you know putting zinc cream all over it um and that was a it was a broad canvas to work on that was a man that was i felt like i was you know doing a medieval tapestry there that could have decorated the whole palace and um and so and then he did mine yeah and then in a room yeah and chassis was then that was step one was julian and i were going to go and you know we stood on the steps of the courthouse in the nude yeah and delivered our script whatever which i can't even remember what the joke was yeah and then step two chaz uh came out also nude except for a judge's wig because we thought that's always funny it was funny to wear just one thing yeah yeah wearing lots of things is not that funny being naked is is gross wearing one thing it's hilarious it's really funny to wear one thing so here this judge's wig but then you know and then the police showed up um so i made myself scarce yeah and um i just racked off down the street and um we were dressed by that time no no we managed to put our clothes back on yeah well i just have a memory of this police officer saying you stop there and she said you in the blue shirts or something like that like she described the the clothes that a couple of the guys were wearing and i was not wearing a blue shirt so you were late you followed police orders i did i obeyed yeah and i just kept walking good whereas the other guys got arrested because they stopped yeah they were wearing the wrong they were wearing whatever she described yeah i think it's fair enough it seems like you came away from the whole experience relatively unscathed and honestly surprised so kind of the the one thing that stressed me was being sued you know because yes civil cases are more risky yeah yeah now that was very stressful because and more expensive what were you sued over yeah well we were sued i'm not even allowed to talk about it so i can't even tell you because one of the conditions okay so so i could google it and ignore you you'd have to with luke yeah you'd probably have to google chris kenney's uh defamation case oh that's right against the chris kennedy yeah tv all right we won't we won't talk about it but you i'm actually literally not allowed to because yeah because he's ever been done for defamation i don't make enough money to for it to be worth it because i feel like defamation cases only really happen with tv and things with money behind them when i wrecked a love island person once someone messaged me asking me to take down a video i made about love island but it's obviously there's nothing there's no i don't say anything defamatory plus it's on tv and i'm just reviewing a tv show it's up to you between them well i just went i just came back i was like firstly uh you don't make enough money to sue me because you're a violin contestant and i don't make enough money to worry like there's no doubt like there's no damage that's taken into account like how much each the person who did the thing makes like the judge can't hit a homeless guy with a million dollar fine oh it was it wasn't a real threat it was an instagram dm i don't i'm like i don't think you know how to go about a civil proceeding it's not over instagram yeah as someone who's done year 12 legal studies even i know that dm doesn't cover it no i don't think so i think but yeah actually what's quite funny as well uh the door girl at my show now i do a lot of bachelor videos online like i'll just use if you shoot the bachelor's you should yeah great show easy uh my door girl yeah everyone thinks i hired her or something uh she's an ex bachelor contestant yeah the door girl of my show i remember i came into your show and and i was like this woman is far too beautiful to be a door girl and then you tell me i'm like oh that makes sense dude i go to me i was like oh my god this girl like should have auditioned for the bachelor she's got a pretty quirky personality she's pretty and stuff i was like what's wrong with this and then turns out like all these people start like getting photos or they're at the door sorry on the way into my show and i'm like who is this girl and then i was like she must have been on the bachelor and that's your audience too it's so proud because i get like a lot of uni girls come to my show so they're all like oh my god luke and melania i think isn't it yeah um but no she's seen my videos she loved them that's great but uh roseanne said oh how are your shows going yeah you're starting some shows nice i'm doing doing some shows at the melbourne comedy festival yeah yeah yeah right the only three show i don't know when this goes out but they're happening this week if this goes out after my shows i'll be really annoyed because the only reason i've come here is to self-promote oh well uh like all guests before you you will be very annoyed because that is infuriating what's the point of even being i mean he's leaving he's leaving oh man yeah are you doing shows well outside of melbourne at any point well like it's a bit risky with the virus on you know you don't want to book all this all these shows and then have them you know locked down and whatever and i've got kids i i can't go and spend two weeks in a bloody hotel you know i need to need to wipe butts and stuff like that at home that stuff doesn't happen on its own so no i'm only doing melbourne look i'm hoping to continue that it's actually a resumption of this the tour that got shagged last year yes by the virus which i only did in adelaide and brisbane and the brisbane show was kind of weird because everyone had started getting scared i think it was on the 13th of march and the comedy festival got cancelled on the 14th i'm pretty sure yeah well that was that was the conditions yeah so i remembered you know i did it to this like largely empty theater oh no no and i like to flatter myself to to think it wasn't my fault maybe maybe it was pretty full oh thanks there you go so yeah so it was a weird period like i remember luke and i before the festival canceled it we were talking like oh are they i was just queensland as well the week before that on that day oh you came home on the 13th i was thinking like oh man if the festival doesn't do it i'm gonna have to cancel my own shows because you know it's exactly really scary well it's scary and it's not it's not wasn't safe for the people in the audience well i i said that to them like i sort of said look i'm looking out there and i can see a lot of empty seats and every time i see an empty seat i'm thinking there's a smart person oh there's somebody else who's clever oh there's a that person knows how to look after themselves don't they whereas for the rest of you thickies who've decided to attend uh well i hope you enjoy it but you know it might be the last show you've ever seen that's right yes yes that's a lot of pressure on you you know yeah well i mean yes it was very nerve-wracking knowing that i might be causing all this this terrible public health hazard mm-hmm yeah but you're back now back now doing it in melbourne for three nights obviously the virus has been revealed to be a hoax so well it has thank goodness for that what a relief yeah why didn't they tell us earlier i know but also well bill gates needed to install his micro chips oh yes and that thing that takes time to install those things firmware software updates it's amazing that people think these huge conspiracies can happen when when even the most basic tasks are totally beyond any government like no government even a small local government is just utterly unable to collect the rubbish properly or you know or even set up a library that kind of where the kind of return system works and yet people think that there are these vast global networks that flawlessly run you know yes it is funny like there's there's definitely some secret [ __ ] going on but it's not i don't think it's as big as and and and evil and and well orchestrated as people think it is because all you need to do to disprove like the government and powerful people's like efficiency is just look at the road you know like how long has the pothole been there that's right yes they can't even fix that or maybe that's why there is a pothole because they're so focused because people will be mid conversation with someone in the car like and another thing about they go and then like just like keep talking about it yeah and it's like you think that's where your tax money's going for microchips i'm like dude they can't even you know run the bus on time yeah what the hell people also believe in the whole lot don't they that's that's an interesting one i've noticed because having chatted to some people that believe in conspiracy they don't just they don't just believe in one thing you know i've never met anybody who says i think i think reiki really has something to it but all the rest of that stuff is rubbish yeah they always subscribe to everything they go to every damn workshop and they they subscribe to all the groups about all the conspiracies i'm boring i don't think i don't believe in anything you don't believe in not even myself you're a you know you know my problem is is i i'm interested in conspiracy because i like making fun of it so i like understanding i like trying to understand like what they believe and every time i watch a conspiracy video about anything i'm like that sounds true sounds just as true like i like i looked into climate change denialism right i watched a full thing on it i'm like [ __ ] it's not real and then i watched a climate change thing i'm like well that sounds just as true so i so you know i'm obviously not smart enough no have you ever watched the one in the moon landing yeah they all sound true oh about the why is the flag moving no wind on the moon i was just like now there's probably another side of the story that's like oh we'll move because of this and i'm like oh that makes sense too but i just don't know a lot about the moon so i i couldn't tell you yeah well it's beyond beyond rescue then isn't it it'll never be solved because you don't know about the moon so you might as well give up well that's why that's why i give up like people will always argue all the time about everything online and i'm just in the middle like i don't give a [ __ ] about anything well to be honest you put dramatic music behind anything and it sounds true you know oh yeah if you ever had like dramatic piano and i was like oh women aren't real you'd be like [ __ ] that's why they could all be blokes and dresses that's crazy it's the power of filmmaking i mean isn't it well because we even fictitious movies you know you sit there nervous and we worry about you know how do we see movies because because your brain doesn't really know that it's not real no yeah we feel emotions and we and we buy into you know some yeah so so when it when it purports to actually be true no wonder we think it's true and we think we think marvel movies are true when we watch them yeah yeah yeah there's there's a moment around the avengers when thanos snaps and people start to die i start to cry it's not real but my brain thinks it is yeah and then the person next to you just fades away and you're like [ __ ] man this movie's got a point well no that's schizophrenia different thing all right yeah again i've gone through some [ __ ] guys you know you're watching so many moon shows yeah no they forced us to watch that in primary school like what a moon conspiracy video the uh they they just showed us both of them so they showed us the one about how it's not real and the one that it is real and it was like now i have a discussion of and at the time i was like oh what a great learning exercise and now look back and they're just like making future conspiracy theories from a young age yeah and then people are sitting there going they're trying to tell me that this is the wrong one but it sounds more true than the other one because we still argue about it at recess like we were in a facebook comment section yeah just used to abuse each other with no facts or evidence from one documentary we've seen during the class well that's the world now i know you've created the world yeah blame the education world we live in yeah there's so many production values too because i bet you if you'd been shown that conspiracy video and then had the boring teacher explain the truth yes you wouldn't believe the boring teacher in one second right no no way you'd have to pull out a speaker because like ominous music and she doesn't have like a little subtitle card under her that says nasa expert or something like that she does not yeah and it never says self-taught does it no no it says you know i have studied this for 14 years it's like well on bing though you know yeah i love my favorite thing about conspiracy theories is that is that there's like there's there's male conspiracy theories and then there's there's there's ones for women as well like owls are like the moon landing and 9 11 and and like other crazy [ __ ] gendered conspiracies no gender conspiracy for women they've got astrology uh new age health stuff yep like my my girlfriend's really into yeah yeah well i don't know like yoga you know i think conspiracy man you don't need to do it in 40 degrees all right yeah bickering yoga is a scam doing anything nick cody has a great bit about it how like people go oh [ __ ] from yoga it's so hard he's like doing anything in 40 degrees is hard try bikram walking to the shops no that's not my beer that's nick cody he's a very funny comedian but it's a great point that's great that's a good point um so uh yeah what have you been up to these days yeah well yeah we're desperately panicking about this [ __ ] because well as i've disappointed to learn there's shows in the future right right now it's happening this friday saturday sunday but in your past so i've definitely got to re-learn this year-old show but also freshen it up a bit so and and when you have children you know this you can't you can't work at home this is called yes you know it's it's really it's just it's not working at home this is and i think this will be the savior of office blocks and stuff it's like just par people who have kids will flee to the office block yeah that's the only way for us i think it was it was pretty good like it you know it was [ __ ] not being in the same room but for planning and writing it's been kind of fine yeah but we don't have children running i've got a cat that's annoying enough i will see you and when you have to change the cat's nappy and all of that stuff yeah yeah it's really time-consuming to me yeah yeah it is and you've got to sort of teach the cat maths and yeah all of those things yeah it's very you know what it's like yeah yeah so you can't hit it it's frowned for things like the cat care subsidy and roll the cat into cat care and all that stuff yeah yeah he comes on forever so stop it from drinking the dish dishwashing yes you do you got to do that yeah is for sketches not ingesting yeah and this show this livestream dude it's full of music you know so i've got to actually it's it makes a racket so you know playing a lot of guitars i'm doing a lot of sketches with sound effects probably practice it at 1am you know well no it's a problem practicing would sound real fun to a child it sounds so fun actually yeah she comes in and asks yeah my daughter comes in i've got a baby he doesn't ask because he's eight months old yeah oh i've got two now see this it's becoming exponentially bloody harder yeah it can become 16 times harder than having one it's like a grass like you just one to the power of and so um yeah and because i don't do stand up you know um even so i've got all these instruments and and um you know trigger sounds of an ipad for this show yeah i wanted to have some production values but this is an interesting thing i've noticed though about audiences is you know you put a production values into a live show and it's almost like people enjoy it less in a way than if than if you were doing stand-up with no effects at all which is i've tried to work out why that might be because often often the the most loved gigs maybe you're not very funny i think that could be it do you reckon that's the answer i mean is should there be comedy in a comedy show i honestly want to know what i think i i think there is a reason what's the reason people love the they think stand-up is effortless they think like he's not even trying he's getting up there and just talking and he's so naturally funny even though it's like all scripted and stuff like that i think they see production value and they go they they order more because they're like oh he's put a lot of thought into this i've got the same theory as well but i like the theory about not being funny i think this is something to that but i think you're right the expectation i did a little q a thing on my instagram and i had like five questions from people going uh so man how do you just like come up with an hour every night like you just get up and like they don't know literally they don't think it's written like it's people think it's just like all their funny mate from the pub just goes i'm putting on a show yeah they do he rocks up and just talks for an hour that would be the most amazing thing you've ever seen i had someone ask me the other day like a friend from high school went so oh my god how do you so you're doing 22 nights how do you think of something new to say every night and i'm just like oh what are you like that's crazy but i think yeah like when when they see pre-production they go oh he's thought about it and i also think right unfortunately for all of us comedy is just inherently less cool and impressive than like music or rap or something you know like at music concerts women will lift up their shirts and show their breasts would never happen at all that shouldn't happen at comedy except maybe with i think russell howard might get that or isn't there somebody who i don't know i had it once did you really well why what time why did that happen i was doing an open mic at the brunswick hotel oh well there you go yeah that's that's why no explanation needed i was doing i was doing some mildly sexual bit like a joke about sex and then this girl in the in like halfway in the middle of the crowd yells out something like woo and i'm like oh i do some interaction with them she goes what do you do for work she goes i'm a stripper i'm like oh really are you and she goes yeah look and then just whips her tits out and i was like oh okay i mean you didn't have to prove it and then he just gets behind the bar and rips you up something real quick i put 20 in her underwear i felt like obliged you know crazy it was crazy well the stripper is partly an explanation though isn't it i mean she didn't say you know i'm a high court judge i mean yeah it's sort of explained weirder that would be odd but you're right you know there's a different type of thing yeah but the last show i saw of yours was with chris taylor i can't remember what it was called but i thought it was i thought the the more produced musical plan things were [ __ ] hilarious oh cheers well you did no no look people do like it people do like it but sometimes and and yeah and i think the show got a good like the show when i did it in adelaide it got a great response from the audience um and by the end they they loved it and i was thinking oh wow the show works it's which is nice you know when you end of the show you get a big round of applause and cheers and everything and i thought oh this show works i put so much effort in i'm playing these instruments i put all these i've edited the hell out of all these little bits the whole thing's crafted and they loved it but then i'd walk past you know somebody was doing stand-up and they they were getting the same response and that made me think well why didn't i just do that i should have i would that's not the problem i wouldn't have mentioned i do love it you're just like love it more but it is i sort of feel like you kind of want the double that yeah i kind of want double or triple the response but that's because i put it in you're doing music and commenting no i'm doing all this stuff that's all that's always how it is though often hacks that just talk always always the the most the most produced like the stuff often the [ __ ] you put the most work into is like less well received than the thing you just put out this one's all right do you think it's sometimes less funny if something looks expensive too because i sometimes think that like i sometimes feel i'm a huge fan of rowan atkins i love rowan atkinson yes but i've always thought um for me i've always thought the johnny english movies are not quite as funny as they ought to be because it's it's too expensive and like that's the point of them also but i think with comedy the more real it is the funnier it is because it's more relatable like mr bean looks like a shot in a nokia like sometimes like we'll post a video you know that's filmed on expensive cameras or whatever but then we'll film just some [ __ ] on a mobile phone and it will do better and it does better it's more real that's so true it's so true i've always and i've always thought in in slapstick too i quite like it when it looks fake you know i'm a much prefer seeing a mannequin fall off a cliff than something that looks like a real person yes i do there's different views on this because i chased luchadello and i often disagreed on this production values thing on our chaser shows because i always wanted things to look cheap and nasty i thought that was funnier whereas he he was and i think maybe because i was raised on a lot of british tv and he was writing a lot of american tv which yeah american movies yeah much more expensive stuff and i think and and so to him he actually finds things funnier if they do look real which is interesting you know it's just just a question of taste i think that was part of the success of the chasers one everything uh that it was so raw not that it was shop at all just like when you used to cut to people's reactions in the street and because of the cameras were often running after you or it was shot kind of shaky yeah and it felt like you were it was real and you're in the moment and it was just being captured and there was something like spontaneous about it i feel like if you were filming it on tripods in hd it wouldn't have had the same yeah for sure appeal to it i think i had it recently where i i put keel and i spent days editing this one video in front of a green screen with graphics and this and that and and it went it went okay you know and then we're so busy with the comedy festival the last video i put out was literally filmed in 30 minutes during sound check at my venue while i'm testing the mic doing the lights putting cards down setting up chairs just like ad-libbing off a current thing that happened and it is the best performing video i've ever worked out for months he's literally walking up the stairs at his venue in the video like all right so i'm about to enter my show but this happens during the week and he's like just setting up for it like in people during filming my camera guy fell off the stage trying to get the right shot and i just left it in because we didn't have time to reshoot it and the comments are like man you should do more of these types of videos bad ones yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's maybe just be [ __ ] i think that's the yeah the lesson for all of us is big motion you're panicking about the show stop take the day off just rock up and you go i don't even know how to play piano anyway enjoy the show you should have your child come out and [ __ ] annoy you while you're doing it they'd love it well that'd be yeah like they're the same as the rehearsals then for sure yeah um yeah so i'm mostly doing that and then you know when the when the pandemic happened i spent a lot of time just writing uh some news stuff in in the hope of making a something i hope you're making a screen thing whether it's tv or like a series or a series yeah yeah so so hopefully there'll be a tv thing coming but narrative yeah yeah very musical okay cool narrative type of skill um so hopefully there'll be something like that again um but whether it will happen you never quite know with these things yeah what do you think about like what's happening with tv like like uh at the moment like with all these streaming services and and just how it's all kind of changing because i think you know i mean radio obviously has changed heaps because of quarantine and pandemic but then you know with social media coming into tv like the chaser like brand has kind of had this massive digital resurgence um because of facebook you guys have started posting the satirical articles again um which i think is really cool by the way i don't know if people know this the chaser we're doing way before batuta and the onion yeah right you were doing no the onion did before us the only not online but like you were doing it anyway yeah so if you don't know you you i think the first thing you guys did as a group was a physical satirical newspaper like you would print it pay it with your own money and yeah and sell it in sydney uni students yeah uh yeah just after union might have been oh no some of the writers were at uni yeah and some of them had just finished i think yeah and there was a bunch of writers i wasn't an editor of that paper but it was pretty much started by charles firth yeah who still runs and he still runs all the online chaser stuff to this very day yes and those those of us from the tv team don't really do it we don't really contribute to that online stuff now but uh but charles has this really talented group of writers who yeah who churn that stuff out now but yeah it started as this piss take of a newspaper um which i think at the time kind of was i think i think i think the onion maybe did exist as a physical newspaper before the chaser physical newspaper but anyway it was a newspaper it was hard to distribute because companies kept refusing to distribute the chaser newspaper because it was quite offensive yeah and you know the especially the front the front cover was was usually some offensive joke about the queen's the queen mother or whatever it was you know um so i think one of them gave away a massive spoiler about the new harry potter novel or something some character some major character was going to die that yeah somebody which i wouldn't do now it's interesting what sort of jokes you wouldn't do now and i wasn't part of that harry potter joke i must say i used to i used to write some some page when i had this other job you know and i had an office job and i would i'd just write my chaser page on the yeah yeah yeah and so i wrote my first show on company time was it on company yeah yeah the golf club that was the first outing for the chase it was my favorite one that you did during the newspaper days was uh the the prime minister's phone number yeah that's right it was how it ignores the people so call him at home on o2 and i mean somebody found out his home phone number actually actually it was real not the public prime minister's phone number his actual home phone was his home phone number on the front page of the news yeah so funny yeah i don't even get that i i i can't remember who found it and and but i think that might have been charles's idea actually to to publish it like that feels like a child's firth idea is that illegal it's not but it's true yeah i don't know i don't know i mean he might have been in the white pages at that time which would used to be if you don't know what that is yeah it's a phone book that people used to look up the people's phone numbers in before that that was ever a thing it was so funny you had to have this massive book in your house it took up so much room this thick this thick book that and the yellow pages yeah yeah every person's phone number in the country yellow pages every business's phone number was basically just google but even worse like you can't google like andrew hanson's phone number and find it no you had to read to read this massive book and you never you didn't you never gave them your phone number i don't know how they got it no no well exactly you wouldn't give it over the phone companies would give it over yeah i mean we used to have to ask i think for it not to be in the book which is called you have to ask me not you i shouldn't have now hey can you not put my phone number in a book please yeah this is how the world has changed like we're so worried about privacy now but back then it's like oh yeah your phone number's in a book everyone has three books and the book's free and you forgot to ask for not to be in there and i think you even had look i could be wrong correct me on this in the comments i think you might even have had to pay extra yeah do you have to pay extra no money not be in the book i think it was called a silent number yes and it cost more ridiculous oh what a stupid world we used to live in uh now it's stupid for other reasons well it is it's the it's the opposite problem the opposite thing now so so what do you what do you think about like how you know just australian tv and like because you've been in it like your your chaser boy and everything is essentially why i started comedy i watched it and i was like man i want to do that yeah i should never have done that what a mistake sorry everyone have you done so yeah i mean look at me now you know um yeah now you're online how has tvs changed well it's better it's better to what for the audience is much better now tv isn't because there's way more shows there's so many shows for australia it's hard because you know we've big international streamers aren't being forced to really make australian shows so i mean we can try and con you know you can take a show to them and hope that they they make it they don't need to i think the government has been talking about making streaming services create a certain amount of content because if you don't know all of the main all of the tv channels must make a certain percentage of australian content to retain our culture and keep art alive which i think is a great thing i think it is a good triple j as well you have to pay like 70 or something something like that because this is expensive to make australian shows because they're not much of us and you know our economy is different it costs money if you want australian stuff much cheaper to buy stuff so yeah you know if they didn't force them to do it we would have no australian tv yeah otherwise yeah costa from gardening australia would just be actually homeless he wouldn't look homeless he'd be what a tragedy what a tragedy that would be he'd probably be on the street looking fabulous he'd probably look like giorgio armani or something yeah if he had nothing he's just all these birds and gardening and it's just him having a shave or a comb he's finding cucumbers in his armpits amazing show well you should pitch that to the stream it actually is such a good show gardening australia yeah i mean i'm not that into gardening and sometimes i'll get sucked in or my dad will be sitting there watching it and i'll be like oh dad why are you watching about tulips and then like half an hour later i'll be like i didn't know you have to water him for that long that's a question that's an amazing show maybe we need more of that you see that's why we need the quotas on local content but but no no tv is changing it's also you know it's it's if you want to make a comedy show i mean that's you've got abc's your biggest biggest chance well you're not like you're usually not allowed to you know it's yeah there's only so many dollars to go around and um it's pretty already kind of there's this cue you know if you so if you pitch a show it does take at least three years before it'll be on air even if they say yes and it's so rare that they will say yes because there's so there's so many comedians and so few hours that that any of the networks put into comedy or or any show abc does way more obviously than the others yeah let's do a little bit um you know but they also have all these sort of pre-existing kind of shows that have been running for years and years and they take up a lot of the space too so if you turn up with a new thing yeah there's not all that much room for it yeah um so it is it is really hard and that's why you know the making your own show like this is is i think it's a good thing i mean this is the goal isn't it this is what people should be doing really yeah because also you can take risks if you make your own show the network's not going to take any risk we can kind of do whatever we want i mean and we we do and sometimes and this is where i guess it's a good place to end on is like we take a lot of risks and uh we often are quite rude to our bosses yeah yeah and we we cross the line and we always did that at the radio station as well we uh yeah i don't know if it's a lack of it's not even a lack of respect it's just it's a bit of fun can you are you gonna be rude to your bosses now oh maybe it's respectful calling someone money ryan you know yeah it's quite flattering isn't it i mean i'd love to be called money something yeah money handsome and wealthy money money unfortunately you've spent too many years at the abc no it doesn't do you the world of good as a freelancer it's okay if you work there full-time you end up very wealthy actually full-time like people who are at the abc uh who work there a lot i think i think they end up really quite rich um but if you're a freelance you know who bring in bring in shows well then you know you get one payday you get one thing yeah it's like every job every job is one one thing and then you're out the door they just pay you in homo mm-hmm or they can pay yeah i'd take home so we were thinking you know we've we pushed the boundaries here and we're messing with the show that's so much bigger than us next door we've uh we've never had to uh apologize and we don't ask for permission because we've always had the philosophy it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission that's what we kind of do that's how we do it but we've never had to ask for forgiveness uh you've had to apologize for things that you've done with your show yeah at the abc into the general public we were wondering you know if you do push it you know and we get in trouble what what's the best way because obviously you had the public apology but there must have been a few private conversations as well what's the best way to really get away with it apologize to your boss who has a bit of cash yeah oh to apologize to you but who has a bit of money yeah well look this is the thing you know apologies get judged nowadays and are you talking about a private apology here though well maybe maybe both yeah right well the public apology the first thing that all the social media people are gonna be looking for is is to criticize your apology because that's you know that's step two in the outrage cycle isn't that like first first they get very angry at you for what you've said secondly they get really angry because your apology is never good enough right yeah yeah and that's part of the fun that's part of the fun i love i love you know piling onto people myself and so so you're only you're on you're on a hiding to nothing if you make if you're going to make an apology you can lewis you're on a hiding to nothing to begin with it's never going to be good enough because you also piss off the people that uh enjoyed whatever you did because they don't want to see you apologize exactly because because that's you saying well you shouldn't have liked that exactly yeah yeah really apologizing unless you're really backed into a corner is i think is always the worst move publicly especially i should say that you see well i've been told this too because like after we yeah after the change we apologize for a very off-color joke which again in my mellow sort of middle age i probably wouldn't wouldn't make that joke if i did that work today but i was young and cruel yeah that's right we were young and cruel you know a sketch of like why bother giving make-a-wish kids gifts they're going to die anyway yeah exactly so we apologize you know but you're not supposed to listen funny you shouldn't laugh you shouldn't we apologize i apologize for it just laughing at uh something else just how outrageous it is it's a comedy of wrongness right it's a comedy of wrongness you know and maybe you can get away with that sort of thing it's pretty crazy that they like you got to air that even though yeah it was weird well yeah it was the abc any of those kids who would be offended by it i mean they're not going to last many months now look i'm not allowed to enjoy any of this you're going to be apologizing you're going to be i would like to officially apologize for that joke it was too much it was too much and i would just like to say the only reason why i allowed him to do the joke is because it was his wish it was disgusting it was disgraceful look this makes me very uncomfortable right how many times am i going to have to apologize for this but i spoke to a very there was a comedian who who we all admired a lot to chris morris who made this show brass eye that we all thought was this amazing show that kind of it was a bit of an influence on on cnn and finally got to meet chris morris one day and he was quite annoyed at me for having apologized for the rasca you know i just remember him saying i wouldn't apologize for that and he looked quite pissed off about it so why did you apologize did you do the abcm was it genuine or were you made to yeah i think or are you even elected well i think it was just no it was bitter both i mean it was i think it was a lot of outrage remember i did it listen i watched it and i laughed and then i saw the outrage and then i was like oh maybe i should be angry about this like i got a little bit brainwashed and i was like no i thought it was funny well it just got divided views a lot of people thought it was funny and a lot of people didn't think it was funny i suppose and when you but when you've got that many people who don't think who don't like it you kind of got to apologize i think you know if it's just a huge number of people um then i think you sort of have to go uh yeah well we probably we probably shouldn't have done that sorry yeah i think you can say in hindsight it wasn't a great call but i don't think like it's always so weird that people i think apologize for jokes because it's like life goes on you didn't like it that's okay i see some stuff all the time that i don't like i just move on with my life i suppose it depends whether you feel that a joke you didn't hurt a kid like you didn't no physical damage was done no i don't think [Music] i mean maybe you could apologize perhaps to like a parent of a kid or that exactly yeah yeah well that's the thing you don't want people to feel bad yeah bad about your work so you had your public apology yeah privately you know what was the conversation privately um that's a good question i'm trying to remember it because it was very chaotic time it was a really chaotic time because the show was more popular than it should have been it was this week surely at its height yeah and that was one of the problems like you know because we also discovered and we were a bit embarrassed to find out that that sketch that was controversial and i'd an almost identical sketch had actually been broadcast on an australian sketch show about a year prior to that there was a show called monster house um yeah i remember this is bringing me back to yeah yeah i think i think maybe kate mclennan or i think it was somebody over maybe um yeah village the difference was they didn't show children in theirs whereas you did i think yeah maybe they didn't or something and the other difference was that that show was on foxtel and nobody watched it no whereas our show was far too because a show that's dark and and has gallows humor and weird weird experimental comedy it's not supposed to be watched by huge numbers of people right and we were for some reason which i always thought why is this you know we're just this nature because of the news like i like i remember like it was the thing at school to watch your show and then the next day talk about it hamish and andy's gap year was like that also yeah but they were much more you know silly and friendly and more mainstream than what you guys were doing so it was a strange thing for a bunch of high school students people just talked about yeah the stuff and then because you would push it for example just word of mouth viral you know well it's kind of doing it today whether you like that sketch or not people were talking about it like and that's why the show was so popular yeah it didn't happen it didn't have that effect i mean not which is but it still ran what that meant was there were a lot of people watching it who it wasn't really for yeah and so we you know but then we should have modified our thinking perhaps you know and gone well if you know if people are getting and of course the other thing that happens with outrageous is a lot of the people who get angry actually haven't watched the thing they've just heard of it yeah and a lot of them don't like the thing to begin with well they would never like you you know they wouldn't like you anyway yeah and they do get they're just annoying we know this happens they're kind of annoyed at the abc for just putting into air and not necessarily yeah i think and this happens on the other side like on both sides of the political spectrum this happens you know like if a right-wing shock jock ends up being talked about for saying something outrageous yeah yeah a lot of people are angry and demanding that his show be axed but most of the people who are demanding that don't listen to his show anyway yeah and don't like him to begin with yeah you know um so so that's a funny thing that happens in with with outrage is we of course of course you get outraged and angry about things you don't like already of course you know you wouldn't yeah it's quite rare that something you'd love would would outrage like if someone snuck spicy food into my sandwich i would be outraged you don't like supposed not a fan of spicy food i can't handle it i'm i'm very very you are god no sport no spice yeah this is the blandest comedian in australia that's sitting here you [ __ ] dvd up there it is also sitting right next to me so i'll just say i'm pretty sure the blandness i'm literally wearing vans oh no look i'm blant is that why the savoies are that is the spiciest you'll go yeah absolutely yeah on them is a bit hot right yeah yeah we need to sydney how you said it savvys yeah how do you pronounce them because your boyfriend we've actually scientifically proven this way everyone sydney doesn't gets a voice right no it doesn't taste slightly different saying box they taste slightly uh and we've had everyone from sydney who's had a savoy has gone oh these are actually better yeah but everyone's vehemently against the boys until they try them we did a big investigation on our radio show have you had them long time fans oh i've had some boys well uh we called uh renee from pr at arnold's and uh we had a few lengthy conversations on air good idea we got sent 40 boxes we did a lot of taste testing for 100 yeah she didn't give us when you get the drive show louis that's when you get a hundreds of dollars that's when we would have been three years i don't think we can call up like renee remember us the guys that used to call you at 8pm on a friday she was in bed with her newborn and we're like going sandos boxes anyway uh the ingredient difference one ingredient well my one main ingredient between the two yeah it's a voice yeah packed full of a beautiful golden syrup oh how good is that now you've got golden syrup yeah and jets jets malt yuck malt i love malt hang on this malt is gonna be golden syrup hands down anything what about a malted milkshake i mean this is the greatest flavor it's got it's got that indefinable chalkiness that uh describes it as chalky yeah i love chalky tastes so good or something it's a fantastic taste like what you know that that stuff you have for digestive issues it tastes like chalk that is not a good thing it's a good thing you don't go so you can't have a chats and just check yourself when you're talking about how good digestive issue drinks taste you might be getting a bit old when you've got my digestion yeah when you get to this age you will be a mylanta family well look i've been in melbourne for three years now right so i've kind of come around to this a boys um the the regional one that i have that i struggle with is the different ginger nut it's different here than there are actually four different ginger nuts around australia right all owned by annettes really weird that they do that that's just like do different things for different places it's history it's history it's capitalism i think i think there used to be like little mom and dad operations like yes and then an artist would just buy businesses yeah and then rename them but keep the recipes yeah piss off the state and they all have the same name so they save money on the packaging but they don't change the recipe so they don't piss off perth it's it's genius it's genius yeah we should do this you know you do this with comedy don't you sort of tailor your your materials we've looked at it we've started buying podcasts they're good right which ones have you picked up the joe rogan one yet does that matter we've got an investment deal going through that we're going to own about 20 of joe rogan's show bled um and it's just going to be me and luke luke's going to be joe i'm just going to be whatever conspiracy theorist he gets on yeah and they won't know they're not going to tell the difference yeah i'll shave my head for the role happy to do it luke started us a a cycle of steroids and we're going to cut off his shins so he's a bit shorter yeah and i'm exclusively only going to talk about just martial arts but mainly jiu-jitsu i think this is a this is a winning format oh absolutely the winning format absolutely are you going to do moon material because he's not so strong on that uh heaps of moon stuff yeah hey joe you know the moon landing you [ __ ] it up man see we need to work this out it's early days that was an unconvincing joke yeah he talks what do you mean i was high he was like good good yeah good safe sometimes his face is out for like 30 seconds so it's so good did someone say space yeah great we're back um well uh andrew thank you very much for joining us hey thank you thank you except for the lack of self-promotion yeah other than that oh that's right occasionally there's a podcast called the chaser report yeah and it's but it's sort of mid it's kind of not it's not in production at the moment i don't know if it'll come back or not i have no idea i don't know um all i've got is a show that's on last bloody weekend or whenever in the past melbourne yeah and and and possibly a cheeky little thing that's that's coming um later later in the year but we'll let people know what it's about all right you tell us after when when it's when it's out when it's released yeah because they tell you as if anyone cares like why can't why why do you have to keep this thing secret like it's not going to be front page news it's not like you know the invasion of bloody poland or something if you're making a show everyone's making a show yes it's not interesting news it's not like hold but stop the press if somebody's making a show um but and yet you have to sign a thing promising not to undisclose anyway i've interrupted the goodbyes sorry um that's that's right man goodbye goodbye goodbye everyone see ya like we're like a kid show goodbye [Music] you

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Id: kiTTZ7uPEjU

Length: 68min 17sec (4097 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 20 2021