Getting Exposed in a Spa w/ Radio Mike - Luke and Lewis #139

we good all right i did it before and it sounded sick oh [ __ ] okay ladies and gentlemen welcome to a brand new episode of luke and lewis featuring very special guest old friend of the show radio mike and uh we were doing the sound check before this and lewis said that i was a disappointing guest that suddenly changed to what word did you use there very special guest i meant like like mentally disabled [Laughter] we've come from the world of radio and entertainment yeah which is like obviously you pretend to be friends with the guests loving you pretend to have a chemistry yeah but a lot of people actually hate each other's guts behind the scenes yeah and this show is yet another example of that yeah thank you very much for coming in best friend well that's okay but i i mean like we weren't behind the scenes we were having a great time well not all of us reuben was having a bit of a rough time yeah we were having a great time reuben was hating setting this up and if i may add reuben hates the ecosystem yeah ribbon mentioned off air that he hates the ecosystem mike mike asked him he said why don't you think why don't you use iphone he said i hate the ecosystem it's too expensive what the [ __ ] are you talking about what's wrong with rain you hate trees birds and we and i sample ecosystems and i said what's wrong with apple trees you think it's too expensive to maintain the ecosystem all right well let's just let it [ __ ] die i think the vegan would be pro-environment i bet you guys shocked to the end of planet earth like one of the most moving pieces of like uh you know by david attenborough it's a great documentary about our ecosystem you probably got to the end of that went on rotten tomatoes and just zero too expensive you gave it a 3.0 on metacritic probably yeah you know why he probably has that film because it's film it's shot in 4k high frame rate so it doesn't stutter and it doesn't look like [ __ ] obviously as an android owner he loves stuff that looks like a picture book that you're flicking through really fast you know what i found stories you know all about it you know what i think i love minecraft i thought it was real that's what instagram stories look like when you film them it was really hypocritical of reuben because he was saying to us that oh you guys keep mucking around it's going to be a [ __ ] show and i'm like well matt if the ecosystem's dying and you hate it so much who cares yeah we don't need to do a good show the world's ending i think that is and see guys this is what i was concerned about the show's been on fire he goes if you guys don't stop talking about [ __ ] stuff it's gonna leak into the show yeah yeah and it's he's [ __ ] spot-on yeah and that's that's what we're here for uh as well is what are we here for well just like [ __ ] stuff on the show okay so mike's here the ecosystem yeah like if you're a new listener radio mike actually used to be the panel operator for our radio show uh and and that's that's he that's kind of as as far as he got and and he's kind of still at that level and so we we chuck him a bone every now and then and yeah thanks for letting me on your show guys i i currently am not working in radio at all um so the name radio mike is yeah yeah not apt at all for what i'm doing home mic i'm just mike yeah you're gonna what are you gonna keep then so say like you kind of seem to be moving further and further away from radio in general yeah but the the name hasn't changed is that ever going to change or are you gonna because the name originated on your show as long time listeners of this show would know ruben probably not you because i don't think you are a long time listener no i barely tune in when we're recording too much too much you you're not not true you want to know how ruben found out about us it was in the lamest way ever if he just had to listen to the show it would have been cooler um he found us on a radio today top 10 article did you really yeah radio today is like a an industry website yeah only only people who work in radio really read it or people who desperately want to get in yeah let me in that's ruben reading radio today yeah and he uh got his ears over the show and then started following us i assume because that's how you would have seen the editor call out the radio days or like the podcast days uh radio i think before the podcast yeah it was on radio yeah yeah so i guess when we started the radio mic thing i guess i just assumed i was always going to work in radio for the rest of my life um but i think it's it's solidified so much like a tattoo isn't it it's hard to get rid of it's hard to get rid of now so i think it's just radio you know there's other people like that like machine gun kelly i don't see him shooting guns anymore yeah or at all ever he still kept that he hasn't gone down to kelly what's his real name coulson coulson kelly uh just coulson oh i think he's a famous gangster and he just wrapped it up yeah it's like seal it's just a stage name it's not like yeah like you don't see eminem's name isn't like chocolate like his last name is not chocolate eminem's name is marshall and m m yeah that's what i thought it was true i didn't know that no i did know that and then i hadn't thought about that for a while yeah someone told me that once oh here's a couple of things uh apparently ccs the chips are called just going on like that no it wasn't really you ever [ __ ] told me that cc stands for corn chips i kind of worked that out oh you told me that i had no idea blew my mind i found out another one on the weekend as well i did i remember thinking in the supermarket oh [ __ ] corn chips and it did blow my mind because there's the myth that adidas is all day i dream about sport but that's not true it's it's like the guy's name is addy d addie diaz or something like that the guy who invented it but yeah it has it's not all day our dream book i got another one uh this came out we were out on the weekend and some chips came out on their plate and i was like oh what sauce is that and uh bbq did you know that means barbecue if you were about to say that you need to leave immediately um i was like i'll try it and uh it was i thought it was aioli yeah right and then i tried it and i go kind of tastes like mayonnaise and a like bitter with a little bit of garlic and then someone goes you know that's what aioli is and i was like that's worse than bbq did you know that all aioli is no no actually someone tried to convince me i had a massive argument i was like no there's definitely more [ __ ] in aioli which i was correct about i looked it up but someone was like it's literally just mayonnaise and garlic it's just basically it's good it's heaps of [ __ ] in there yeah there's a bunch of other stuff there's like herbs and [ __ ] in there yeah because they only taste way different if you just imagine going and then putting some garlic in and then just mixing up that is not what aioli is no it's different anyway so that was just a thing and c ruby's your way none of this was on the run sheet and we've already had a flying start we're like debunking common myths and misconceptions about foods people got angry at me that i didn't know that yeah like what you just accept things that you put in your mouth and i'm like yeah if you've met luke he's very much like that i'll have they always changed his show sometimes in the back alley mm-hmm yeah i've never seen that why do you think i'm so successful i could have accepted a lot of things in my mouth no talent mate that's how we got on radio a lot of mouth acceptance mm-hmm uh mike you had a bit of a faux pas recently yes i had a bit of a faux pas recently yeah uh can i just say uh you have an enemy name park guys that's the second time i've made that joke today i made it in you wanted to do it on air i made an incredible gag before the show that i want the listeners to hear uh so he's out with luke in the back alley no i was very accepting i i had a faux pas oh that's a bit of a faux pas lewis you've got a hole in your jeans all my jeans bit of a faux pas huge that's yeah oh that's not more than a rip yeah yeah that's a gaping hole you know what uh i bought come on let's go out to the alley all right i'm sorry i'm too many these jeans are due for retirement i just purchased my my one pair of jeans for the year they'll be here tomorrow and nice wow i went scroll back to like january to have a look at these jeans they were not grey they were black faithful hey can i interject quickly before i tell my story yeah you randomly looked at your phone before we started and then giggled to yourself mentioned your girlfriend jazz and then walked out and we said what's wrong and you said i might tell you on the show well here we go what happened i said i might i just won't tell you now oh well that's terrible yeah so i've started doing this and this i think this is great fun with with anyone you you live with because obviously packages online delivery is huge now most people a lot of us just a lot of people aren't shopping as much as they used to but they are going online lots of deliveries coming in i've started uh accepting all of jasmine's deliveries and then hiding them in the house uh and the reason i had to go and help her was because she got a stool so the box was like [ __ ] that big and i managed to shove it really high up into small part of the cupboard i had to get all the cans and all of the [ __ ] cereal out of the cup and put it somewhere else and i shoved the stool in there she couldn't get it oh it's like a running joke where you just hide each other [ __ ] yeah yeah if we get delivered it doesn't go both ways you just heard her [ __ ] depends who gets a delivery first she shops more than i do because i'm a savings man um but every now and then i get a delivery and i'll be really excited about it and then i'll just have to search the kitchen for like 15 minutes it's a good one you're right well anyway back to my faux pas so i told luis hey man i've got a i had a little faux pas write it down on the little white board here that has a list of i spelled it correctly and lewis wrote down faux pas which is spelled f-a-u-x-p-a-s with a space in between it and uh i then as a great joke and reuben really liked it didn't you probably not i don't know what it is but i'm guessing no i've forgotten what this is i looked at it and i said hey louis what's mike's forks pass cause that's like how you would spell it and uh let's just say it went down like a ton of bricks in this room didn't it luke i said it killed the vibe no as in it killed the room in terms of in a good way louis is looking for a sound effect which i imagine is like great joke mike the sound effect that's been pre-prepared for this episode we actually didn't think that was necessary for today's episode we didn't think we'd need it what are you doing lewis i think lewis might be blind he's just staring at radio mike 2.0 which is our my mortal enemy yes yes what are we doing we're currently failing so you yeah can i just tell my faux pas yeah should i just tell you i know what sound effect you're looking for can you just say good boy it's not on there no i'm not looking for that one no i'm there the one that was i was looking for the joke alarms no no no no that hadn't been on there for about two years anyway she just said i would have been like nah man we actually hung that one up uh uh 2017. so this is a classic this is a body strange moment if you ask me that's a strange one isn't it [ __ ] anyone who's trying to fall asleep to this episode wakey wakey no so this is a question embarrassing mike moment that happened in the past week that uh involves a spa and i believe last time i was on the show with you lewis a faux spa you were talking about japanese spa i was i talked about how i accidentally got a bunch of water up my bum hole in a japanese onsen initially accidentally but then no it was always accidental accidental um but so i've recently moved out with a couple of friends and one of my housemates was like hey like i'm going to my parents place for dinner did you want to come and have dinner and i was like yeah great that sounds good so the whole house went uh to have dinner at my housemate's parents place which was lovely it was a great night and they had a spa by the way that's a little weird because your house your living arrangement is you live with a couple so it's not weird for him to invite his girlfriend over to his parents house here's hey here's me and my girlfriend and our roommate yeah it was um i was gonna say i can't believe you said yes oh no i wanted to go they invited me they said oh my parents would want to meet you which i guess is is funny because it's like i'm meeting my roommate's girlfriend's parents but it was still really fun right had a great time yeah they had a spa and i deliberated whether i tell this story or not but essentially um i forgot to bring a change of undies so yeah um i had a pair of short like good shorts on and then i had a pair of like more tog like bather kind of shorts and i thought well i don't want to have wet undies at the end of this who the [ __ ] wears underwear under their back is that a thing you do yeah yeah no lewis doesn't know how to do this yeah louis doesn't understand water-based stuff you wear we've talked about this on the show before i think you wear undies on do you understand lewis actually i don't do no no lewis wears board shorts like a ten-year-old yeah you're like like he actually wears like he goes to the surf store and goes one pair of board shorts but he's like no i would never buy board shorts i these are typically the same that like mum would have gotten from an op shop and i've just retained them yeah i'm like school carnival i remember literally when we went to whitewater world it blew my mind that you put on board shorts and you're like what are you gonna wear like and i was like just sure sure it's like not not like this i did learn that from you now i have like like actual yeah just material like light material shorts yeah yeah like with underwear necessarily running shorts but sort of the same kind of consistency in the material as many shots right yeah so i've got something like those on and i'm i'm free balling and then i get in this bit rude because it's like they're loose and yeah yeah there's bubbles and stuff anyway these are very pale light blue shorts eventually the spa starts getting quite hot so i'm like i'm just gonna sit up on the edge of the spa i get up and i'm immediately it's not good for because if there's any time you know in heat things expand when it's cold you know you could be naked and sometimes people won't even notice forget this i step out the pale blue shorts are so wet and because they're such a light color you can totally see through them they're transparent and like it's not like you know if you're if you're in a spa with a guy you might see the bulge of his penis this wasn't like you're seeing the bulge it was like you can see my skin my foreskin yeah testicles like yeah the whole package is on display through the shorts the shorts are colorless now you stand up everyone goes silent and all of a sudden from the bushes you just hear good boy i stand up i realize no one's seen i immediately get back down even though it's so hot and i then realize i'm in a predicament because because you're at your friend your housemate's parents house pretty much nude in their spa you shouldn't even be there for dinner let alone be naked in this spa and i think to myself oh my god i'm so hot it's like 40 degrees in this spa i'm real it's really really warm but i cannot get out of this spa until either everyone else is out of the spa or i find a window in which no one can no one is paying attention getting out anyway that was the other thing and you were like fully hard of fully white fully hard no i wrecked i was flaccid oh at this time yeah as usual well the whole time i was flaccid actually it's such a low blow like what what even is that is that a slam anyway like are you weirdo should have been a wreck what the [ __ ] anyway i was in this particular only one way to assert dominance is just is getting getting your housemate spa parent spa parent spa with an erect penis see-through shorts and you're like it's not going anywhere guys anyway i uh i managed to find a window at which they weren't really paying attention i was able to get out rap a towel around myself take those shots off get the undies back on and then put the other shorts on and it was all okay but for a while there my heart was pounding do you reckon anyone did catch a glimpse and then we're too embarrassed to say anything to you i mean that's a possibility like yeah you know because you would you wouldn't be like hey mate i can see your whole dick like you wouldn't say but i don't i don't know we had a predicament on the show last week where lewis had a little bit of food on him and we didn't say anything i imagine if he's all [ __ ] was that we would have been like oh well like i can't trust you guys with that tear in your pants i can almost worry if something's going to poke out what have you said anything if you hadn't have noticed it right you're the only one who can see it from that angle yeah what have you said anything um i i don't know i don't think so because i would have been like i guess lewis just has a hole in his jeans like i don't know what if he didn't know though i almost feel like that is the courteous thing to like hey mate do you know you have a hole in your jeans i guess it's different when we're on record yeah you'd be like it's going to break the flow of the podcast but yeah i just think like i mean yeah i stood up in front of the whole spa and like i looked down and i'm and i was like [ __ ] i reckon someone saw possibly but uh i guess i'll never know well i've now i've put it out into that you should call my parents when i was in the spa did you see did you notice my full [ __ ] was like visible through my shorts like veins and on the weekend um caught up with a few mates we're at a he's looking good he's cleaned himself up he knows how to present himself a lot better i've noticed you know yeah he's looking handsome as [ __ ] these days he's just got a new message oh that's why yes he's in the early stages so she's going you can't wear that i guess and now he's or he dresses up maybe he's just like he's just an older guy now he's like what 26 he just wears a collar when he goes out yeah um so anyway yeah we're at this pub and uh i had a it was kind of similar to this whole predicament thing of i was in a social setting oh my [ __ ] was not out actually it was oh okay i was busy okay good segue so my penis was out um i thought i handled a social situation poorly and i reflected on it afterwards and i wanted to run it by you guys if i was in the wrong or not yeah cool so we're at a pub either side of the urinal i don't know if females know this but you pretty much want to get a corner spot if you're a guy always thinking you always want ideally you always want an empty urinal next to me it's actually rude to piss next to someone even if there's an empty spot usually a second urinal is like a placeholder every second urinal is a placeholder oh sorry this is like a oh it's a big um what a wall a metal wall what are they called yeah yeah it's still a trough yes yeah so i remember the first time i ever went to the footy probably why i don't like sport to be honest i was shocked when the urinals were huge walls of just a big wall and you literally pissed shoulder to shoulder yeah footy's a little bit different because it's just like it that's the footy the only time you ever get that experience shoulder shoulder with like some random bloke is at the footy yeah even at a pub gangbang of course yeah yeah um it depends if you're trying to make it in entertainment or not yeah it depends here so uh yeah i was so i was in the corner another guy was in the other corner and he rips a huge fart [Laughter] whenever that happens at the euro i laugh well this is where i think i went wrong did you laugh you gotta laugh how hard is your life like like what i'm doing now a bit much a bit much i think it was so funny it was like yeah it was had this weird tone to it it was like it went up at the end it was like it was like so it's like a question it was like it was a really odd fart and so i but it was one of the ones where i was pissing and i went to fart i went and then he's he acknowledged it so quick he went excuse me and i [ __ ] pissed myself and i'm not sure if i laughed at the fart or the quick acknowledgement of the fart because very self-aware it was a guy who clearly didn't give a [ __ ] but he wasn't i loved that that cause then i walked by him at the bar about three minutes later because we both went to piss then went to the bar yeah and he knew that i knew that he farted in the toilet that's weird and no one else knew this happened and he like and then he would just like went and he winked at me that's weird he winked at me like he would look we could be like you heard me fat oh that's strange yeah i think he's he crossed the boundary there but i think maybe i let him think it was like a cool comfortable thing that we could share because i embraced it a little too much yeah he should have been i would have been embarrassed if i was the one who farted and probably wouldn't have i would be embarrassed yeah but if i heard it i always laugh although it's it's what you did is a lot better than going yeah yeah that would be strange or like even if i acknowledged it with like nice one that would have been weird yeah that's weird you know what is it it's an interesting bad for laughing though farts in the in the men's bathroom is is interesting depending on the situation urinal funny especially after a few disgusting yeah especially after a few beers yeah it's like it's such a harmless fart it's like oh they were all a bit gassy we're at a [ __ ] brewery and nobody's gone to the right place to fart it's the fight but i think a lot of like he's doing at the table a lot of times i'll go if if i'm out on a date or something or with girlfriend's family you go to the urinal mainly to fart and then while i'm here a little bit yeah but i just think a lot of men yeah maybe that's where we differ like men who you like use the urinal as a way to get everything out like they'll do a spirit they'll you know get a bit of snot out [Music] i think it's pre unzipping of the fly yeah do a snot rocket you know and then you know the muscles you don't because you don't have a [ __ ] tissue otherwise you wouldn't do that my worries with the snot rocket is whenever i've done that in the shower you know if i was not in the shower i would need a tissue for this yeah so you mean the water running yeah it's like washing your hands no but you're snot rocketing into the shower no yeah in the shower you don't need it but if i were to do it out of the shower i'll do it the only time i was ever doing it was like pre-covered on runs right like while running like pretty gross but i wouldn't do it now because i'm worried about like people going you can't just now blow saliva and snot everywhere in this that's a very very very asian thing a lot of asian men do that spit likes hawks spit in the street and do just do that like just whenever yes we never used to work at the golf club a lot of asian people used to play there and they used to come into the toilet not to piss again some guys use the toilet as a restroom yeah not as a toilet it's always like 70 year old asian dudes literally they aggress they wash so aggressively and it must be like a cultural thing with their faces so they get it and while i do it and i'm not being racist this is just an impression of what they do well hang on don't [ __ ] pull your eyes back i wasn't yeah as they do it they make the noise like you know like you a little yeah they do like a washing version i don't think so i've seen that and it's only ever older men it's not like 60 plus asian dudes it's like maybe people have actually born in asia yeah i don't think second generation you know what i i i always like like in the men's bathroom something i really want to do that i have to decide not to do every time the opportunity strikes i real one day i'm good i know i'm going to do it maybe you want to hit like 50 and i don't give a [ __ ] anymore it's just when when there's a stranger in the stall and you're pissing and you know you're on the way out and you hear them fart i always want to go good fart mate and then just leave and let them just sit they don't know who i am they get embarrassed and then they then you watch them walk out and go yeah let's go sick fart bro laugh and leave i think like it's kind of fair fighting at a urinal because i don't know about for girls but for guys there is the muscles you use to fart are very close to the muscles you use to pee would you agree with that well just the gem sometimes sing it's hard to push out if you really need a fart and you don't want to fart because you're basically like yeah you're like if i do this p the fight's going to come pushing on your abdomen which is going to come out either way you know your body goes piss a bit of fart reuben thought this episode was going to suck yeah look where we are now uh what is this [ __ ] 15 minutes about fun mike i apologize to this too we can do this after that uh i'm just trying to fix my mind we do have a new sponsor oh great oh fixing yourself fixing my microphone i just [ __ ] set it up for you how did you reckon i don't know what happened that way like this yeah but it's still dropping it's just like drawing yeah it's a bit funny you need to tighten it yeah yeah all right you guys do your sponsor um we have a new sponsor guys this i uh luke actually organized this which i was shocked by it's not really on brand for me to organize he told me about this and uh i almost cried purely for the product that they've sent us i'm excited about this yeah right so uh it's angel groves collectibles yeah collectible good boy good boy big good boy um so yes angel grove's collectibles now i'm gonna i don't know much about the figurine collectible world we thought it would i know all about this we thought it would be funny for the first ever ad read for angel growth for luke to just read it and i'll translate well mostly to him lewis you really have to translate to the guy who's speaking but for this this case we will have to they're considered the best store in australia for anything power rangers related but also have a massive range of other items yeah they're an official ban presto partner store oh ban presto one of the best uh japanese businesses that's band bandai yeah they're the ones who make all the figures the dragon ball figure it's all my [ __ ] toys yeah yeah they're figuring sponsored by toys um collectibles they stock a massive range of dragon ball z yes cool my hero academia academia macadamia no it's definitely not macadamia it's a nut it's an animal what's my here is it academia uh yeah academia academia yeah um digimon i know what that is yeah they have on the store i checked uh i might get one they've made remade you know the original like 8-bit digimon rectangle things they've relaunched them i more want figurines they do have that too yeah so usually i'd fall asleep but i'm being paid not to i've gotta i've gotta what else what else i've got a war greymon figurine from japan demon slayer oh yeah i've been watching that on crunchyroll it's good yeah what on what crunchyroll is that a streaming service anime streaming service yeah called crunchyroll yeah that one's a weird one i've got anime lab yeah there's anime lab as well they stream like they say they um what do they do they say if you want the original like japanese as as it comes out in japan you can use crunchyroll yeah i've been watching demon slayer so it's like ko but this is not an ad for this is not an adventure look they're not very good what's really good is figurines for your favorite anime angel from angel grove collectibles god ivana said that then he wouldn't have known it um and other anime categories and then in brackets uh phil who's runs it uh said lewis would know all about these and he's correct yeah i know i know all about them here's what i'm excited about they also have a large range of marvel legends fast and furious and star wars what was his name phil he's nuts um but yeah that's cool being diesel figurines you get a vin diesel what the [ __ ] what's been diesel on their shelf [ __ ] that sounds awesome yeah i'm very much on board with the digimon and the dragon ball what i don't know what kind of our nine year old would love vin diesel who saw like fast and furious that's a good christmas gift what are you giving me some freebies yeah yeah so they've got send some stuff oh cool louis get yourself a cap angel grove cap do you want one mike i mean yeah oh it's i it's like the power ranger it's your show okay that's okay it's your show right so we've got a cap yeah how cool um and also can i get a free can you organize a free digimon figurine for me i mean now that you've said that the guy might listen to this and send you one thanks mate thanks don't don't assume that's very rude what has he sent us well i'm excited about this it seems like he sent us something he sent me a star wars i think there's like i think that's the black line the black series yeah yeah the black series those are really really good just six inch real six inch real articulate highly detailed figures and they're affordable yeah dragon ball oh what is that i don't know super saiyan blue vegeta i think there's a dude that's got blue oh that's [ __ ] cool these little statues looks like a rip troll doll and not for me the bubble wrap so that'll be a fun thing for me to choke on this on the drive home oh this is [ __ ] sick that's the bloody stickers for you of yours actually i'll take stickers there's so many stickers i'll have one yep great and urban missing out that's fine looking forward to this partnership [ __ ] yeah cheers what's the website do we have a angelgrovescollectables.com you don't know the site yeah can you look that up come on bro that's your only job is there a discount code is there yeah yeah there is yeah well that's important to [ __ ] know isn't it angelgrovecollectibles.com yeah he got it and what's the what's the discount code reuben oh you wouldn't know that because that whose job is that luke's yeah we're finding out now lewis is unwrapping his uh dragon ball z oh it's it's [ __ ] vegeta that's awesome wow i'm excited aren't i think so phil's a legend look at that oh he's doing um yoga that's so cool take it out guys you've used the code sound off sound you can get you can get ten gonna guess that you get ten percent off no i said did you tell him what the code was supposed to be yeah i said sound got it and is it in melbourne for melbourne uh i believe so yes yeah great based in melbourne uh australian business yes uh so so that means that shipping will be good uh for stuff that they have in stock as well for christmas i'm actually literally gonna buy some stuff i'm gonna use my own code yeah there's some sick dragon balls 10 off uh use the code sound off to get some collectibles in time for christmas angel grove hell yeah instagram through the show thank you look if you guys want to support us it's it's good to support the brands that support our show because they it's so cool that's awesome i'm looking forward to my my digimon figurine mate you might be looking forward to puberty as well judging by that little voice crack absolutely owned now uh reuben yes you received uh something in the mail i did this week now here's how this is gonna go if you're not responsible for this then we're just gonna cut this from the shirt okay what does that mean okay great well it means exactly what you think it means how can i make it any clearer so what is that either reuben's house address has been doxxed or lewis is doing [ __ ] memes and i suspect lewis is doing garbage but we also don't know okay do you want to give context because i have no idea have you been listening to the show recently yeah yeah just one second sent to your house just a uh so it's basically a little cardboard i don't know what you would call it a package yeah but it's not like it's not like a large package a mailer spin yeah people don't even know what it came in it's just you know cardboard package essentially all right mark that's enough for me so open it up what have we got it is the dvd of the scooby-doo movie from 2003 maybe is that funny lewis that's really funny i did not do that it was jazz wasn't it nope it was a killing it was keyless he just sent me an order confirmation days ago from sanity or something jb a scooby-doo dvd yeah there you go we were trying to figure it out in the car do you think you've been doxxed or something yeah i did only because it was addressed to ruben solo which is not his full name his name's ruben and he was like well we're like lewis knows my full name and i was like yeah but i said that i'm like you know what keelan may not gillan like would know your full name but couldn't be bothered to write it and that makes sense was i really prime suspect here the man who's been donating money to his own employers suspect the man who's been replying to every almost every single email in our inbox you as lewis gets in our emails it's the only time he's ever [ __ ] viewed the emails by the way he replies to emails of missing link do going thanks for this keep sending them from me it clearly says who it's from this is from reuben i i loved that video you did on insta about all the other scooby doo family members you think that was funny i thought that was hilarious why because the [ __ ] what's funny about ken spears dying no that wasn't the funny part it was do you think it's funny that one of the co-creators of scooby-doo has died i've explicitly said that i didn't find that part finally yeah it was like what was stopping digging he found it he literally said he found it funny you know what's interesting should we put that in the fridge with your death threats don't scare me dvd you're not intending on watching it then not intending or watching it there's some funny moments in that original scooby-doo there is some funny yeah there's the guy called melvin dude and it's like hey i've got a score i got a call from for a mr do and he's like uh melvin dude he's like nah scooby-doo it's like very funny let's relive the movie a little bit more shall we that'll be good like you should watch it yourself i'm not gonna watch it yeah because that kirk's hasn't been changed in a year god what's next and a plug um guys sounds like petrol yeah i don't know what th that's the inside of the fridge i think there's just been it's just hasn't been open that's just musty air no is the fridge plugged in stop no it's not plugged in oh god is that that great smells like chemicals it sounds like the fridge is broken how do you work here every day reuben i don't i wouldn't do it twice a week oh my god what the hell is that it works it just wafted over here yeah it smells like smoke got cancer it smells so weird it's radioactive and you know what you know why this is so bad because reuben hates the ecosystem and that's yeah and we end up with stuff like this with a one-star energy rating thanks reuben not my fault we never referenced that really ever one stop how bad publicly that looks no other show would publicly want the image out there that they actively don't support you know what's funny it's the ecosystem it's one thing to buy a one-star energy fridge it's another thing to not hide that by leaving the sticker on yeah you know that's like an extra [ __ ] you i don't care and i'm proud well to be fair we don't actually i don't want to give away the illusion here we don't actually use the fridge really it's not plugged in so that's actually more energy saving than a five star but that's why it's so concerning that it stinks because it's not even plugged in so if reuben was to bring in lunch that he wanted to put in a fridge is he allowed to do that does he have access to a fridge yes okay i'm feeling a bit woozy i wonder if we've been like poisoned by whatever's in that smell was that's covered 20 in there um so uh no i don't want to move on actually i just really want to bring this up you were quite disrespectful when you came in today you called me at the front and said what number is it again all right lewis is angry at this yeah you're what numerous again i already send you the address like you donate it again and he goes no no i walked past that number but it looked like a crackdown so i assumed that wasn't it and i said stop that bad i said no no that's the one i'm not trying to dox your house but can you [ __ ] mow the lawn it's really bad you need to get a lawn mower and mow your [ __ ] water walk through there and reuben's been wearing sandals i wore thongs the other day and reuben every time goes oh that's probably sick when he walks to the garage you know what's funny uh a kid rocked up yesterday with a lawnmower and said oh god can i make lawns and i said no for some reason well i left and i was like why did i do that pay the kid money to po you need to mow your lawn like your house looks like it's no one lives here and like they can't get anyone to fit camera they can't get anyone to rent it because it's so disgusting inside it's okay what do you mean how is it perfect camouflage no one would think that that such a successful amazing superhuman as as me would live in such a bin but is that one anyone who listens to this show will be like pretty sure that's lewis's house yeah if you walk past a place in frankston they know you live in frankston right yes that has a lawn that is just totally uncanny doesn't narrow down yeah mine might be [ __ ] but it's it's actually in the scheme of the scale of things pretty good still top four houses in the stream i've been here once before and i don't remember it being this [ __ ] i was like is this it like i i feel like alarm bells would have raised the first time if it was this bad but maybe the lawn's grown exponentially it's grown and well it's probably made a big difference haven't done a single bit of weeding and i will not right i'm just going to mow it and just keep the weeds nice and nice and trim not too trusting interesting wow why did you have to look at me for not do trim you do sandal experience because you hate the system so you probably like that there's lots of weeds weeds are actually good for the environment are they really yeah because you know reuben hates weeds yeah but does he love weeds can i sell some [ __ ] please yeah i uh uh i tried to we have a rule on our show obviously you have to earn a plug you know other businesses they got to pay us for a plug luke and i we have to pay but often in different ways can i earn a plug uh sure all right wait do you have anything you do your thing i've already i've already earned mine uh guys today 5 30 pm alpha energy merch officially goes on sale the most styling alpha t-shirts you could ever wear in your life we've got shirts we've got stickers we've got alpha energy if you're an alpha male an alpha female you've got to wear this stuff to let everyone know if you're a bit of a beta male you know you can wear it too and just aspire to be the same have you seen him have you looked at him have you seen him i think ruben's great look he's wearing this came over to my place the other day and we played board games wasn't it really funny that's alfred guess who won well reuben won by a by a long shot but you don't go easy on him at all no of course not and i didn't want a big beta energy of not not being the humble teacher and just letting him at least have no no no no no no no he did this it was his board game you did that oh okay that's fine you did that to me with your own board game that's rude that was rude he was like play this game and then [ __ ] destroyed me like three times in a row and then the arrows anyway so that's my game that i made and i was like well obviously well how fun yeah it's like when i ask you guys to play smash bros and just start playing with them that was so annoying mike used to bring his switch into the radio station and go come on play smash bros with me and then we'd be like fine we were supposed to be working wouldn't tell anyone the [ __ ] controls and like gosh your [ __ ] you're [ __ ] [ __ ] it's not enough to trash us he would literally not teach us the controls and then also say you're bad you suck oh why are you so shitty like because you didn't tell me what to do you're like oh jeez if you don't know i used it to my little brother when i was nine years old and he's grown up he doesn't play video games at all other people at the radio station as well because we stopped playing with ebony yeah users and stuff to start playing with you they'd be like ivan it sucks toxic and then and then what happened when you went to a competitive smash bros tournament it doesn't mean no what happened when you went to a competitive smash bros tournament because you trashed everyone in your personal life how many games did you win your business none that's right none all you need was the first part of that answer [Music] [Laughter] did reuben have disrespect towards no he didn't like rub it in but it was so obvious he was having fun like he was having fun at the lack of challenge that i was offering he thought that was amusing and funny yeah okay interesting yeah um there was no remorse when he won put it that way of course not no remorse that doesn't surprise me about reuben from the regular to the regular t-shirts we've got our higher quality acid stonewash metal band alpha energy t-shirt for the real flexes okay that t-shirt looks like it's been left in the wash for way too long and now it needs an iron with acid i could definitely use an iron that's not the best representation but if this was ironed you'd look [ __ ] sick in it unisex men's women's that's cool it is cool it is yeah yeah guys alpha energy lose space how you people get angry if they think you haven't earned a plug oh the the way that i earned a plug was uh we've actually done this segment in reverse yeah yeah you were so eager to [ __ ] plug your merch i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what i've earned it i've done my hard drive that's been a previous episode or something ruben and luke actually set me a bit of a challenge to assert my alpha energy on you mike as you came in and uh no so that was planned no i didn't know that was planned reuben it was it was barely vague it was vaguely planned of just assert dominance on mike somehow and as soon as i saw you i initiated planned dominate because i kept saying lewis got you go in first and then lewis refused to go and come into the room before me so he was well that's not really the audio [Music] i'm already in here mate jump on here already in here sorry jump on here no go on i've got an injury what just descended my dominance that's alpha energy i've got an injury yeah i don't want to say it on camera i'm so alpha he's hurt himself you capitulated and was i supposed to hear the audio no no you were there you weren't giving me ruben just said we'll play the audio now people yeah that's why you were filming me yeah confused by all of you so what happened was i was so confused reuben just said we'll play the audio then he pressed a button no audio played and then you why did you press a button i did i press a button have you paused the recording there because you pressed the spacebar no he's on two computers i was so confused there yeah i just i don't know it's really weird sorry reuben that's okay sorry louis you were saying buy my shirts you [ __ ] beta cuck i uh i regret not doing my original idea now reuben which was one yeah yeah are you gonna save it for another time i have something to sell i probably would have only worked just this episode have you said where to buy it yet i feel like you haven't really entered is what i'm saying oh okay i've definitely heard this this is a big thing that i completely forgot that i've been organizing all week for this episode um guys whoa huge update i'm deaf sorry i feel very loud is this a plug update headache i don't know if it's from the [ __ ] fridge do not do that before the show mike did the dumbest [ __ ] so just forget into that i know this episode is really random today but just [ __ ] ripped out the microphone um mike was we have this horn here it's the lullhorn right people might notice the lol horn right whenever there's a lull on the show we sometimes go up and it gets you out of the wild mike put it up to his ear and just honks it and then goes oh what the [ __ ] it's so loud and then goes oh [ __ ] i need to even it out and then does it in the other ear was that a good player still hurts of course let's be honest but uh louis what's this big thing so obviously we discussed uh on a previous episode uh luke you came up with the idea uh of uh getting the perfect url for guy sebastian's merchandise uh oh yes by sebastian.com it's it's uh so i'm taken i i tried to register i said on the show oh i'm gonna register buy sebastian and then we can try and sell it to him uh i did try and do that a few days later absolutely not and liar what i saw in the discord that someone had posted oh by sebastian isn't available you didn't try it no i did try it i did try it the i have evidence so i tried it a few days later and then it was right it was taken so i assumed that a listener just nabbed it before i did it because i made a big call it was a guy so there's a thought that's yeah it was just like more of a stoner thought really uh why isn't guy sebastian's merch store called by sebastian yeah and we just thought that was a massive opportunity that he was missing out on what about guy sebastian oh by the way a few people got back to us what about buying suppose you're trying to think of one to do with amy shark yeah and we're stupid uh tell them all i said bye oh would it be that is good so i searched by sebastian.com uh and it actually redirects to a real estate agent in an american suburb called sebastian so that's currently their url we'll try sebastian um so no well no that's obviously plan b so i actually emailed them uh and i said uh you know because obviously this is a very valuable well for us and i'm a businessman an investor uh so i emailed them i said um hello i represent my client famous australian singer and australian idol winner guy sebastian myself and guy are planning on launching a website to sell merchandise obviously this is not true but i'm trying to get them on board and come across as official business you're committing fraud guys not on board yet he's not yeah he will be on board i'm kind of like it's it's predictive you don't represent guy in any way well i i would like to say i reckon i represent guys best interests okay i just kind of shortened it a little bit yeah um so there's no saying what guy will what will and won't do regarding this because like if he might ditch his current representation i don't know if it's sony but they've not doing [ __ ] like this we're one of the biggest music labels in the world cool you didn't think of by fashion.com see you later do you reckon if guy launches merch specifically for women he'd do girl sebastian.com well anyway i just continue on with that sebastian girl that was good that was pretty good um or what about you might have to change both of them uh what about girl samantha no anyway uh continuing on myself and guy are planning on launching a website to sell merchandise and we would love for the domain name to be by sebastian.com yeah i see that you are currently the owner of this domain and then i i tried to sweeten the deal a little bit this is my offer uh guy is currently looking at purchasing some property in sebastian for his retirement i think now so now you're getting me just lying [Laughter] well i'm just trying to just trying to drum up some interest i said is there any way we could organize a viewing of property and if we find something that suits guy purchase a home and domain bundle that's a good idea and did he reply with buy sebastian.com did you say the homemade in the email yeah a homemade if you like did you say her man if you like in the email good boy uh and uh guys uh no response ah when did you send it uh a week ago so what time's up well there's time zone differences i think america's a week behind or something yeah he's probably just getting it now but that's okay that's okay because i did manage to register by sebastian.net okay so i do have that and and guys uh obviously i'm in the negotiation process with selling this to guy i'm going to reach out next week and provide you guys with an update but in the meantime uh buy sebastian.net redirects to my alpha energy merch if you'd like to use the url just thought i would use it in the meantime so if you want to get your alpha energy merch buy sebastian.net sebastian.net.com that will take you to our house uh.net yeah i feel like the property market in sebastian is going to [ __ ] skyrocket this week just with traffic not really sales but yeah the real estate agent's kind of like god we're getting a lot of traffic through our website there's a lot of interested buyers from melbourne australia well just australia generally yeah yeah so i i think that that maybe after this we can draft up an email to guy sebastian see if i can sell him buy sebastian.net yep oh and with alpha energy there's only two weeks to get your shirts and then they're gone forever cool right limited time only yeah that's cool yep what's next by sebastian.net that's what's next what's next i don't know how long were you going for 52 minutes 52 minutes wait you had something you don't have to talk about it [Music] that was actually a few times on our radio show that just happened yeah but we got an and we're like so we had something to talk about but then we thought no and then we used to go to a song yeah so uh well jim uh well uh obviously are you across the world gym home gym yeah yeah yeah saga at the moment and i am uh definitely world gym well jim really yeah so you've been working out no but i don't go to the real gym but i run away i do runs and stuff in the world gym okay well so obviously well that's good so you know what the world gym is yeah you know what it looks like yes great to have you on board by the way thanks for joining the revolution probably was part of it before you because i'm a couple years older than you oh so you've actually got more experience working on the world gym well that's good you spent spend a lot of time playing nintendo when you were young yeah that's true go on lewis i'm thinking about moving to the gym gym or whatever your one's called well well i just needed you here as like a third party so obviously luke and i we've set a fitness challenge how many points are you on by the way nine nine oh i'm falling behind i'm only going seven yeah that's okay i'm going to catch up um well okay it's all about the after photo mate and the points are a bit comfortable that's what the the points i don't care about like i'm going to special in that whatever i'm not that's why i'm not even trying to win anymore because i'm already ahead the photo twitter talk yeah not quitter you know like you know when you're just like so confident you're going to win you stop thinking about it that's where i am with the photo with it all like i just think i send my discord i feel a bit bad because i'm not this isn't a bit yeah i was just saying i thought about it a few people were talking about in my discord about this challenge and we're saying isn't it hilarious that like louis just like lifts some [ __ ] yeah and then goes one and then like and then like that's it like because usually when people lift [ __ ] yeah they then apply that strength to a sport or to a thing weightlifting's a sport bodybuilder you're just lifting the [ __ ] like when footy plays through weights they're trying to get fit for a reason functional strength yeah yeah i just think i apply i apply my strength every day how do you think about that all the way in the cupboard you know sometimes it's my huge [ __ ] muscles and triceps and my chest sometimes i think about what you do and i just laugh really yeah yeah like like like you know how like chimpanzees do like a fear grimace sometimes people think they're smiling they're actually terrified like that's not that kind of thing i think it's so funny you just go and then you're like all right one point i worked out this morning and i'm not going to count as a point because i actually don't respect what you do okay we'll see what happens in the comment section i already worked out today for half an hour so did i and then i would be like actually all right well it might count but i was like nah i felt like i haven't done enough 40 minutes was the minimum that wasn't that was half an hour i knew sure it was 40. okay oh wow well he's been doing a bunch of 30s i've been doing 40s so no that's thing that'll be reflected in the after photos no i'm saying i haven't counted it yeah so i should be on 10. but i'm not gonna count it yeah because i actually have so little respect yeah okay for the home gym that i actually have to go out and do something you have so little respect for the home gym you're all world gym no i do have to jim uh okay so uh i have here something that you posted to our instagram story my world gym workout uh where is this mike that looks like possibly in a living room i always say i always do home gym it says my world gym workout you forget you forget is that a world what would you just where is that it's part of it what does this say here uh you know i was the one yeah you know i was the one that told you about the world do you forget how this started uh yes i was yes i can tell because i was the one pro home gym at the start a newer auntie home gym yeah because it wasn't the gym gym yeah well this is and you've done this is this a gym living room what would you say out there is all the fitness equipment i guess that's more like a home gym more of a home gym yeah this is just like a couch carpet i was just doing bodyweight exercises but i think isn't the ethos of the world gym to use what's around you exactly this is out there in the world the amount of times i've had to re-explain the joke to lewis on camera and off camera yeah is exhausting yeah and i know you haven't been working out enough that's why you're exhausted if you actually worked out for more than 30 minutes a day you'd be a bit more fit yeah i spoke to like a few mates about it and they were like oh geez lewis is in trouble really and i saw the instagram poll as well yeah what was the poll 70 people think i'm gonna win this wait mate what is this 2016 all over again what was that they thought hillary clinton is going to win did you ever trust the pulse you're right yeah and you know what you know what i think there's no losers whether you're talking now i think this whole thing's rigged there's no pretty rigged to me no i've actually you know it is because well i i can say this at the end there will be no rigs no i just think yeah the body shot is going to be predominantly diet that's like really how you get a good body is like 80 diet and yeah 20 exercise so i have actually been trying to fix my diet but i don't really care too much about it yeah i'm not like going on a diet i'm not changing my life how do you know already put on a kilo and a half that's why i've already lost a kilo and a half um no i fluctuate it depends on water stuff that half kilo is mostly water yeah that'll be better than half kilos like but i did have a kilo to lose and now i think now i need to like get back up yeah it's what it was but get some muscle yes yeah you know what you need for that compound lifting i think i'm too i'm running i was thinking about this actually i think i'm running too much i had a probably 48 kilometer a week so i'm running a little too much to actually get big because you see good runners they they look like they're not they came out of prison camps yeah a lot of the long distance ones anyway yeah i think i'm running a little bit too many cases to get bulky so maybe i need to do more sessions and i don't know i don't really i'm just owning it so it doesn't matter there's no real losers here obviously you'll lose but there's no real losers in the end so classic loser talk oh he's not even halfway in he goes i don't care i don't care what happens you know i used to do that in school i don't care whatever but like when you know when you're so far ahead do you like the results guess what my atar was no [ __ ] idea who do you think's gonna win probably luke sorry man it's yeah i just think he's more like committed to it yeah right like i don't know i've been really enjoying it i don't know like a non-joking level i i really enjoy i'm at the point now where i'm enjoying it i think you started doing it properly a little bit before the challenge or start you started you started running again but then i had like a week off i was before the challenge i had [ __ ] like six months off before the challenge started so the first two weeks has been me i think now i'm in the routine and i'm really liking it yeah it's fun it's good though and i hope everyone everyone at home is doing i'm getting a lot of messages it's good i didn't like i went out the weekend and i didn't really drink that much because i didn't want to because i was like i'll go i want to go for a run tomorrow morning there's there's nothing like that that's good there's nothing like the accountability of the after photo that's that's that's what's keeping me i'd say to anyone who's struggling with with with like motivation to lose or gain or whatever you're doing post it before photo [ __ ] now and say in two months i will be posting an after photo because seeing the before and after together okay cool that's like a fail safe of like oh if i don't achieve i won't post if you post that before right now you have to back it up yeah otherwise are you just a failure yeah yeah cause the before photos whatever a little bit embarrassing you you let yourself go but it's also like oh wow he's really serious about this the real embarrassing thing is the after photo if there's no improvement you lost a lot of weight during lockdown yeah i uh got a before and after mostly body weight though like not not much head obviously no head no yeah i lost 10 kilos and it was mainly 10. it was mainly through diet change and uh it's a lot of diet isn't it yeah it's all diet like if you eat like [ __ ] you just put on losing or losing or gaining it's all diet a lot of it's sugary drinks a lot of it's like soft drinks and like if you take out all your any fizzy drink including like beer you'd probably like sugar's evil yeah you'd probably if you replace it all with water or like soda water it's in everything like like yeah like i've i like from everything that i've watched and even just like monitoring what you eat if you don't actively avoid sugar you have too much you it's not enough like if you even if you don't eat lollies or or whatever if you will have too much in a normal it's in bread soup it's in [ __ ] i noticed that um there's heaps that there's like a lot of sugar in like baked beans so i started getting the the no added sugar version it tastes better and there's no sugar in it it's in [ __ ] everything it's crazy yeah see i'm still not watching exactly what i ate but like i just won't like eat dessert and stuff yeah lockdown i was realized i was like eating dessert every night yeah like i was like having a packet of chips yeah and then when i was streaming i was eating chips and then people in my stream started to be like man luke you ate chips a lot and i was like you're right yeah i ate [ __ ] all the time yeah that i've tried to change that but yeah i just want to reiterate that i've never been anti-home gym what my rules i set for myself are yeah i do go over my brothers to use his home gym but he has like a bench press and i don't do weights didn't say this at the start of the challenge i don't do weights what do you do bodyweight exercises why are you going there just to hang out with out in the other room what's wrong with the living room no like i use this yoga mat if you have those gym equipment i'd say that's just on the floor yoga equipment yeah yeah um i just do like bodyweight stuff and he like does [ __ ] weights or whatever i text jack right now and i said has luke been touching weights he'll be like [ __ ] no he's a [ __ ] good he thinks uh i'm a i get i got insulted a lot actually from his friends for not touching them good that's good yeah and the main reason i don't touch them is because i can't lift them properly yeah that's yeah well that is that is not very strong if no one teaches you that is hard if i i've done it before and like i always have to get spot yeah like jack can do like probably like eight reps i would do like four and then i think i'm gonna drop the bar on myself yeah that's just but you should you need to when you're learning how to do it you gotta you really should start with just the bar to learn how to do it properly yeah it's getting really boring i'm going the personal trainer yeah mike's hating this you looked at me i just don't do don't do any weight stuff i just like running that's my exercise regime preach it yeah the world gym hit it hit the world gym what what are we all looking at i just thought i heard something i was hearing that as well yeah home gym that's jazz coming home oh cool yeah guys well this is a [ __ ] what just ended the podcast mike is holding it by the horn thanks guys that's the end of the episode uh mike what are you oh hang on can you stop doing that i was i was gonna i was gonna say but i think you've completely [ __ ] your chances by doing that yeah guest of the year the looties are coming up congratulations mate you're in the running you're in the running you could be guests of the year yeah billy darcy was our previous guest who had a very strong pitch which is basically do not vote for anyone except me they all [ __ ] suck sounds that's a very trumpian approach pretty sure at one point really is that's how we won he threw out some negative uh energy towards you what did he say i don't know him he said wow his name's radio mike that's like calling me zoom bill get a grip mate yeah oh yeah he said you can't just your name can't be the medium that you're on did he work for zoom no we were on zoom at the time yeah i know but did he work for zoom no not really the best not really very good rebuttal zoom isn't paying him he's probably paying for zoom yeah he's probably paying for zoom so there's well there's an um that's why you don't vote for him yeah why should you why should we vote who else is in the running uh you're going back for back to back by the way yeah well this is what i'll say your previous winner so you this is really like this is the championship defense fight you've got the belt the first thing i'll say is like i'm really honored that i won it last year and i'd love to take it back to back if you guys think someone else should win it so be it and by the way mike winning last year uh maybe it's personal top three all-time favorite moments ever of our show except for the acceptance acceptance speech was really good and uh what i will say is uh look what what have i brought to the show this year great mike and friends that was a great moment of the show uh the story about again uh getting water up my entire large intestine in japan hilarious today's story see-through shorts um you could see my whole bloody penis imagine that close your eyes and imagine it for a second and here's where i'll here's my last point and i think this will make most rationally minded people uh agree to vote for me today on the show i exposed one of us for being anti-climate and that is ruben solo and that uh cutting-edge piece of investigative journalism more than yeah the ecosystem but uh today i expose ruben solo for the ecosystem hating man that he is and i think for that revelation i deserve to win the award but i mean if you not to mention you've filled in for our show a bunch of times yeah in march can i can i ask something so you know with uh for example uh academy awards or emmy awards you you don't get nominated for your appearance on the show you get nominated for specific episodes so does mike actually need to nominate an episode that he wants to go in the running to represent him no it's just like if you're a just guest of the year you know and really see it's i would say it's easy if maybe someone like billy i don't want to like swing the voting or whatever but he's got one chance he can come in with all his best stuff and he makes an impression and that's a lasting impression and all of a sudden people vote for him it's maybe a little bit harder for you because you've been on multiple times yeah and then people go oh fair enough everyone's gonna have enough episode yeah so there's a chance that in that year you mightn't be firing yeah i think you were great today thanks man um yeah and i think well i mean billy came in with the strategy of punching me down um i'm not doing that low blow i have exposed reuben like what i think about reuben and i'm are you a guest no you're not yeah i was a guest on episode 69 oh [ __ ] they were two kids too colin and reuben are guests well they're gonna have to do their pictures in the next few episodes well anyway oh that's [ __ ] i'm gonna that's that's that's my picture you were from the show if you were paid to be there who was the girl you weren't a guest no you were hosting you were co-hosting you're filling in that's different all right then we need a new award co-host of the year well that's between you three i'll be not gonna be that'd be mine all of us because we are yeah right well vote for me for co-hosts if we don't win if neither of us you and me might have to team up to get one of us to win because if both of us lose that's horrific that's a real bad matter you know and then we control the awards we're not doing a lucrative can we is there a joke no rigged this is rigged you're the editor of the year good luck i think uh it gets my competition i'll easily take it out devlin does some great tick tock stuff um is there a joke of the year no i don't know we did it there's a few mikes out of you i think i've had a few pretty good ones well you know what else sebastian was pretty good i feel like that's not a highlight of of of you oh maybe of you all right well um is this are we about to wrap up yeah all right well can i can i throw some stuff i thought i would can you plug some stuff yeah yeah yeah well how about before you use a plug i just wanted to yeah a lot of people have been asking for very long's gonna be here he's gonna be back next week i don't think he'll be back in time to do any episodes maybe yeah wednesday yeah he comes back wednesday so he'll probably so for two weeks for you guys yeah are we going to do an episode next wednesday on wednesday night thursday oh great so he'll be here for next thursday's episode but a lot of people have been asking how he is what's he been up to and i could tell you but i think i could just show you by just one of the tick tocks that he posted uh today which is which is this great it's [ __ ] how's that iphone going mate no it's connected to my headphones oh bummer there we go okay here we go here's how he's going just had a genuine heart attack scare but that doesn't stop the flow what happened to him he was off the coax for a while uh i guess phoebe's corrupted him what else is there to do in canberra other than well i spoke to him on the phone and he goes no well to be fair the people i'm living with think of my food consumption is very funny which was initially the problem tragically funny it's a tragedy yeah that's really bad healing comedy and tragedy are closely linked they are yeah well it'll be a [ __ ] hilarious funeral coming up yeah luke and lewis we can last do a show from the funeral the living my funeral the loogies at keelan's funeral it happens a bit one time we planned lewis's funeral once on the show yeah whenever someone's away who everyone just gets presumed dead plan my funeral next week all right are you planning something just in case yeah just okay no i was just gonna save just before we wrapped up um i don't know i've said it about 10 times now but it's we i feel like we often argue like who's fitter between us we're not the problem yeah like is it killing that's using his one phone call for the week brutal um yeah i just think maybe like you know we go back and forth a little bit it's a joke sometimes it's serious and it's like who care like where's this before there's no real losers i was joking there is no real losers we're both entering as long as we absolutely it could be a loser if one of us slips up goes backwards but that's the only way we're improving ourselves maybe we need to put some attention on like maybe he's like kiln's on negative points um maybe you know new year's resolution january we need to save keelan's life next year the goal of the show is to uh get kill into 2022. yeah you know maybe he needs to go vegan good you might need to coke vegan uh probably i think that's not the answer then is it yeah guys thank you very much for tuning in mike thank you very much for joining us once again i appreciate it he's going to be that's the end of the episode um i i just launched a new podcast harry potter and the boys it's a harry potter fan fiction podcast where i read i love this fan fiction that i wrote in year seven it's so funny fan fiction and it's real you in year seven you actually wrote it when i was 13 yeah how many episodes do you think you have how many pages did you write seven books of [Music] i think there's like 192 pages in the first book that's the first book but it's like 18 size font and stuff like that so it's still that'd be like almost 100 pages of a regular book that's crazy and you've written eight of them seven seven yeah and there's uh there's episodes every wednesday and then one more thing all right you just read from it i just read from it and yeah all of those now go up in video form as well as my other podcast 20th century boy on my youtube um so if you want to watch them on youtube feel free to subscribe get the [ __ ] around mike's youtube it's the most underrated youtube channel what's your unboxing video oh yeah i just thought it was so funny i don't even know if you meant this as a joke you were trying to tell everyone how big it was so you just compared it to your head you just lift up the box you're like oh and it's actually pretty it's a bit bigger than my head and i was just like and i was thinking i was like [ __ ] that's some huge concept it's like they've really gone all the way out that's funny were you like holding it closer to the camera so it looked bigger than no no it is bigger than myself um so yeah i do i do a bit of gaming a lot of pop culture pop culture and i'm going to be doing some like ps5 stuff because i just got one and then yeah all my podcasts as well so you're really good at crash bandicoot yeah thanks man and uh and um mike's funeral is coming up as well which is which is going to be produced by luke and i send in suggestions yeah yeah make sure you make sure you attend that is that is that all we've all done here all right well done guys uh thank you to angel grove collectibles sound off okay we have one more thing ah we'll save it to next episode okay can i know it's the telly thing oh yeah yeah cool that's funny it's funny guys listen to next episode and also if you have we can't talk about this till next episode but if you have a look at our youtube channel something's changed [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Luke and Lewis

Views: 5,332

Rating: 4.9516616 out of 5

Keywords: Luke and Lewis, Luke and Lewis Podcast, Luke Kidgell, Lewis Spears, spearhead sundays, memoirs of a white guy, lewis, luke

Id: LUpvw1f8YuE

Length: 75min 46sec (4546 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020