- [Voiceover] Say hi. - Hello. - Hello. - Hello. - Hello. Wait Lilly, it's recording? - [Voiceover] Yes. - You put a cassette in? - [Voiceover] Yes, it's on. - Hello. (clapping) - Hello. - [Voiceover] It's on! - Okay, okay. - Sup? - [Voiceover] I have a question for you. - Okay. - [Voiceover] Where do babies come from? (record scratching) (giggling) - Huh? - Okay, yeah, okay, huh? Okay, okay yeah baby, okay
baby yeah, babies okay. Babies happen when... You know one day you want to go walk, you say, dododo, I'm going to go walk. You see one small, cute, little animal. You say, I want to touch this animal. You touch and then
raccoon bite you. Ah, ah. Babies. - [Voiceover] No Dad, that's rabies. I said babies, where do babies come from? - Babies, rabies, they're the same! - Eh heh, yeah. Okay. - Oh, okay babies, oh, babies okay, ooooh, babies. - Okay babies, okay. - Okay well you know, girl and boy have very
different body, okay. (blowing) - Boy have adam apple. - Throw me apple, every apple. - We have apple. - Women have bigger brain. - See daddy have bigga
beard, that's right. Mommy only have a small beard. But same heart. - You see, when a girl reach certain age, okay, she get married. - [Voiceover] What age is that? - Whatever age her parents say, okay! When they decide to get married, they exchange ring. - Without ring you cannot have baby, no. - This ring mean, I'm ready
to have babies with you. - Before ring, everything
inside woman body locked. Okay, everything locked, and if the boy try to open lock, like, "Oh, I'm going to open
your lock. What is code? Tell me code, I want to find code." - Oh seven five two three five dodododo. - Two two three? No. One one two? No. - But no, no, no. - Let me try to put my key into lock, but no, no, no. - Impossible without ring. - When a boy put a ring
on girl finger, okay, everything open, body change. I said you put a ring,
dodododo, everything unlock. - You put a ring
everything open, lock open, body change like a transformer, dodododo. No change. - This is science. - After girl boy get married,
they go to same house. Okay, they're living in same house. They want to save money,
so house have one bedroom. So okay, they sleep together. - Man lie down. - Woman lie down. - They both, they both lying. Close their eyes like this, okay. - Holding hands like this. Holding hands. That's
only because marriage. No holding hand before marriage. - Okay and they feel very nice, tingling sensation, like oooooh, okay. Why? - Oooooh, - Because they calling God. - Ring ring. - Hello God, yes how do?
Yes, very good thank you. We want to order one baby please. - And then God going to say,
"But do you have a good job?" - And Daddy going to say,
"Yes, I am accountant." God going to say, "Very good." - God will say, "Do you have a key?" Girl will say, "Yes, I have key. He like it, so he put a
ring on it, you know." - When God get all answers he want, he start to make potion like this. Look I am making potion. Little bit of cute,
little bit of handsome, little bit of smart, little bit of funny, little bit of stubborn. - Except when he make
Lilly, he make mistake. No, no he put in stubborn, no accidentally whole bottle fall inside, that's right. Dumb head. He make this potion like this. He make a potion. then he
put it into mommy's belly. You see, belly button right here. - Bodododododo. Then a mommy turn into oven because it take nine months to bake the baby. Then nine months later, mommy say, "Oh my God, look, I am baking cake. I am baking cake." Then doctor say, "Oh my God,
this cake actually baby!" - [Voiceover] Then how does
it become a girl or a boy? - Okay, because sometime, when God making potion, he by mistake put, put peanuts, he put nuts in there. That's why you get a boy. - Lock and a key. - DNA. - Hormones. - Contractions. Hee
hee, hoo. Hee hee, hoo. - [Voiceover] Wait, so, don't you also have to
take your clothes off? - Go to your room! Huh? (echoing door slam) Hello, have you buy your tickets for my show yet, stupid dumb head kid? Buy your ticket for my show,
I'm coming North America. Okay, that's right I'm
coming Montreal, Hartford, Washington, Boston, Kansas
City, Chicago, Vancouver, Seattle, San Francisco, Anaheim. All information is down
below in description, okay. Why you no buy tickets yet? You want this one? You want to eat this slap, huh? www.lillysinghtour.com
you buy ticket right now before they sellout. They sellout, I'm going to beat your face. Also VIP package if you want to meet me. (loud kiss)
^Okay, love you, bye. - Yo, I hope you enjoyed that video. If you did, give it a big
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