Anddd, Mar's our loser. And it has been said by many people, buddy, Anddd, here's our loser. that you have no soul. So today, you are going to
be playing Dracula in a local presentation of
the "Dracula's Monologues." What's the Dracula's --
there's no such play. the "Dracula's Monologues"! the "Dracula's Monologues"!
the "Dracula's Monologues"! Don't worry, it's a role you could really sink your teeth
into, my friend. Don't worry about it. I have to make it up? I have to make it up?
I have to make it up? Speaking of makeup... Here we go. Oh, fangs! Oh, fangs!
Oh, fangs! [ Laughs ] [ Pipe organ music ] Q: There he is. [ Laughter ] You look so stupid. And now we cut the mike and leave you to
your own devices, bye! Yeah, good luck, buddy.
See you later. Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on, don't do that!
That's not funny! I don't know what to say! I don't know what to say!
I don't know what to say! Don't worry, it's just
the "Dracula Monologues." I don't know the story. [ Laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen, "Impractical Jokers" present
the "Dracula Monologues." [ Drum roll ] [ Upbeat piano music plays ] ♪ Hallelujah ♪ Oh, by the way, it's not
the "Dracula Monologues." [ Laughter ] You're in a gospel choir
as James Murray, right. this performance. this performance.
this performance. ♪ Hallelujah ♪ with this gospel choir right now with this gospel choir right now
with this gospel choir right now to the best of his ability. So the choir is in on it, but the audience has no idea. Why am I Dracula? [ Laughter ] Q: Let's go, let's go! [ Laughter ] ♪ Hallelujah ♪ Joe:
Look at his face! Yeah! [ Laughter ] Murr: I don't know.
Why am I Dracula? Just sing. ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪ Like, what is
the audience thinking? ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Hallelujah ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] Woman: ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh hoo ♪ ♪ Boo hoo ♪ ♪ Boo hoo ♪
♪ Boo hoo ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Sings indistinctly ] [ Sings indistinctly ]
[ Sings indistinctly ] ♪ I remember the day ♪ ♪ I remember the hour ♪ Oh, she's gonna testify,
James. ♪ Early in the morning ♪ who testifies next. who testifies next.
who testifies next. ♪ Oh, late at night ♪ No! No!
No! ♪ My troubles ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪ Q: Uh-oh! Joe: All right, Murr,
take the center stage. ♪ Holy ♪ Testify! [ Laughter ] Here we go. Murr: ♪ Hoo hoo ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ I... ♪ Woman: Come on. ♪ I'm a man
who is pretty strong ♪ ♪ I've got three friends
that done do me wrong ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ Holy, holy, holy, holy ♪ He's like... ♪ No matter what my friends
do to me ♪ I kinda love them too-ey ♪ I kinda love them too-ey ♪
I kinda love them too-ey ♪ ♪ Holy, holy, holy, holy ♪ Now, let's speed it up! [ Laughter ] ♪ Holy ♪ ♪ Holy ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Holy ♪ Sal: What is that? What is that move? ♪ Holy, Holy ♪ ♪ Holy ♪ ♪ Holy ♪ ♪ Glory, glory, glory ♪ ♪ To the newborn king ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Joe: Look! [ Laughter ] [ Eerie piano music ] [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] Why am I Dracula? [ Laughter ]
I love this punishment! Such a good fake out!
Lmao first time I saw this even til now, one of the funniest punishments. 😂😂😂😂. WHY AM I DRACULA???
boo hoo