- Chris, look up. - Huh? - There is five hearts above your head, and every time you laugh, you lose a heart. If you lose all five hearts before the end of this video, you have to get slimed. - Not gonna happen. - We'll see. And this isn't gonna be easy on him because we scoured the internet
for the funniest clips ever. With the dog, I know you're gonna laugh at this one. That's so funny. Hey! I knew he'd laugh at that one, 'cause he sent it to me at 2:00 AM with crying emojis. - I've been watching that
TikTok so many times. - Hey, well, that TikTok
just cost you a life. I purposely stacked the
good ones at the beginning. Whoever names frogs got 100% right. Those things are frogs. Shortcut 2 Chum Bucket.
- That's the Chum Bucket. That must be for me. ♪ Doo do doo do doo do doo ♪ - This isn't the Chum Bucket. - Oh, we didn't get you on that one? - I mean, I love a gibby, but I've seen almost everything. - That was probably the
funniest thing I've ever seen. - He did that really good. - Me. - Yo, I always get burned by the grease. Oh, my God. - Yeah. It's so true. Instead of me versus my mom, that's me versus my girlfriend. - I'm scared of opening the stove so I always make Katie do it. - Dude, Maddy's the same way. I put on like both gloves and I like grab the pan out slowly. Maddie just grabs the towel, just... - This is why women are scary, they're used to heat and fight. - I know, right? Kill a man. Kill my wife. My wife. That didn't get you? - I'm smiling over here. Just do a little smile. - A little smile? - Yeah.
- Okay. Help me monitor him for laughs. I really wanna see him get slimed. - That's not gonna make me laugh. That's so cool. Oh. - You didn't see that one coming. I think that was half a laugh. He loses half a heart. - Aw - I'm taking off a quarter
of a heart for that. - Oh, do I get any opportunities
to make a heart back? - Nope.
- Okay. - You have three and a quarter heart. - Oh, it's a pretzel holder. See if you're holding
your pretzels, Jimmy. - I mean I'd say, it's intelligent. - Oh. And it catches your crumbs. - Let the puppies breathe. - Do you wanna know how bad TikTok has ruined your humor? I can probably grab the most - Yeah.
- Random pic - I love this one.
- And bass boost it. And you'll probably bust out laughing. - That was a laugh. - That's not a laugh. - That was a laugh.
- That was a... Sneeze. - All right. Well, I'm
taking a quarter off. You're now down to three. - Crap. - Dude, I love that TikTok. That's so fun. - It is true though. - Wake up, there's
birds and some chickens- - It's 2:00 on the morning. - He gone. - Like all of a sudden, I'd be trying to prove that I'm not crazy when I knew I wasn't crazy. - Right. - Oh, that was a laugh. Oh, my gosh. He only has two hearts left. - Oh. - And we just started the video - It doesn't count if it was off camera. - It does count 'cause I heard it. - Yeah, I used to do
that when I was a kid. You know, I actually used
to shoot bow competitively. It actually does help you line up your shot when
you put it on your lip. - All right lady, I don't normally say this but get out off my nose. - Get off my nose. - What happens when you drink the potion? - After you drink it, you turn into ligma. - What's ligma? - Oh. Hit her with it, hit her. - Boy. Who that? Oh, hey, Karl. - Karl, thank you for saving me from not laughing at this. - We're watching funny talks. - This is my impression of you, - Okay, come on. - Whenever our car takes slightest turn. - Dogs do be like that. - I'm fastest Boy. - Not funny.
Not gonna get me to laugh. - "Sir, you're getting a ticket for going 80 in a 35." "Are you kidding me? I don't have the money
to pay for the ticket." "Did you say money?" - He thinks I'm gonna
laugh at a MrBeast meme. What am I, a child? - Just trying to find the hole. Trying to find the opening. I think this is it here. It's going down. Aye, yai, yai, yai, yai. - He found the hole. - Oh, God. US president any% speedrun. Have you seen this? - Yes, yes. Okay, okay. Come on. - Oh. Yes. Yes. - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. - Oh. - What? That person's quitting their job. - Yeah, 100%. Everybody rise for the national anthem. - Don't you sit for the Minecraft flag. - Rest in peace, boys. - That's teaching your kid right. - Walking by someone smoking when you were younger. - That's so true. - Oh, yeah. - If that ain't me. - What the heck? - Oh, my God. Oh. - When you adjust, you do... Wait, did you laugh? - No. It's relatable
'cause I have a child. - I owe you $5,000. If you don't laugh at this. 5,000 pounds. - Let's go.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes. - I knew the bread would get him. - It was the sound it made. - One more laugh and he gets slimed. Honestly, Karl, I need
you to stand back here, and I need you to monitor his laugh. Karl is our new laugh judge. Okay. Oh. All right, we didn't need that table. - Oh, he didn't laugh? Oh, wait, he did. - What? That doesn't count. - Yeah. Oh, laughed. - Yes. - Oh, yes. Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes. - That isn't... - It does. All right. Now, we're
gonna go slime Chris. I got some good old
chunky Nickelodeon slime, and I got our loser here, Chris - I got a pine cut. - No one cares about the pine cut. Aw, that's sharp. - It's a pine cut. - I forgot how sharp they were. Are you ready, Chris? No. - I'm gonna do a little
bit to start us off. - It better not be cold. Aw, it's cold. - Okay.
How was that? - It was cold. - Okay. Should I do more? - I don't think so. - How was that? - It felt insulting. Oh. - Oh, I missed his head. - You got my weenie though. - Oh, no. I ruined my Yeezys. - Oh, not the Yeezys. - Thank you for watching it. And if enough of you subscribe, I'll sign him again in the future for fun. Watch this landed. I didn't land it.
- You just got me more- - Goodbye.
