IMMEDIATE PRISMATIC SHARD?! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire

all right anyway [Laughter] hmm oh let's go this way this looks sweet let's kill some stuff kill a slime boss um usually swap relic right tiny house nice honestly wow with the battle chance i think that's actually a pretty good trade the [ __ ] is this we're playing slay that spire a reality tv show about a young man with a plan to slay a building look at his trousers look at his boots you can't do this on my birthday i'm gonna take the pummel here actually we don't have any strengths to make it good yet but we can probably find some strength right we could probably find some strength at some point shrek's a little worse than usual because we have a super you know what it's a prismatic shard knight [ __ ] this tiny house prismatic shard let's go chad is covering up my hp what is up with chat right now why is it there it's not the right place for it to be let's put it over here that's better holy [ __ ] these aren't iron clad cards anymore what's up with that let's take an early genetic algorithm i think although consecrates pretty good guess we're not getting any strength yeah it's going to be harder and i'll have taken prismatic shard huh i think i actually meant the colorless potion here might as well right oh my [ __ ] it died it died when i attacked it for lethal damage i didn't get to play the genetic algorithm as well in retrospect that's sort of obvious that that happens in retrospect it's unfortunate there was no way to know at the time uh brothel sub thanks very much for the sub i'm sure to you too you're doing well let's upgrade a battle trance actually i sort of was curious about that anger there but i think the dark shackles is just a bit too powerful all right dramatic entrance follow-up and piercing while thanks for the raid that was so much fun playing in that lobby that was the most fun i've had playing among us like straight up that was so much fun that was such a good lobby this is a game i've been playing on stream for last like two and a half years that people know me for but among us has been so much fun lately that game is just like i don't know it's like the perfect streaming game kava khan melos that i think is the sub welcome to youtube hey rizal we try to keep it pretty chill here we meme a little bit we try hard a little bit we're wholesome a little bit we're toxic a little bit beginning yang of streaming we play strategy games and uh that's about it i think mainly i'm going to take a follow-up here i think right i lexington are the five gifted subs um if you've never seen slay the spire before this is a really cool game if you know hearthstone hearthstone has the single player content where it's like you go through a dungeon and build your deck up and stuff so this buyer is sort of like a game that is entirely built from the ground up to be all about that and uh it's really really good runs take like an hour to two hours probably um at the highest difficulty very few people are winning more than half of the time so it's challenging all the way up and the ways that you lose are like it feels good to lose in this game it often feels like you can identify something you did wrong it's not just like you got unlucky and we're playing a very weird run because we got a tiny house and a prismatic shard really early so this is just going to be [ __ ] bizarre i'm sorry if this is your first look at the game honestly i'm probably gonna ruin it tell her dawn thanks for the gifted sub so um there are four different characters and the the meme thing with prismatic chart is that it makes it so you can get cards from all four of the characters in the same run so where the game is usually about clever synergies and sensible deck building when you get prismatic shards just like i don't know just goes [ __ ] bananas to move tree thinks the five months of youtube view count is like a little bit weird to update when i read comes in and some people are gonna show up to the stream be like oh who is this guy and then leave and uh i do definitely take personal offense at that but i mean i don't want you to feel bad if you have other things to do you know international spy hey i have many small turtles coffee was better here get out of i excuse me i can't call hello what uh what is it because i didn't gel it today what are you talking about i can't ban noise super camera guru i would like if i banned viewers who were as good as no wait super camera guru i would not be able to afford my rent anymore poison sounds interesting but i don't get any poison synergy because i'm not actually playing silent right cool head it's a little bit interesting i could see cool headed being okay honestly it just like blocks for two every turn mostly dixie do we get to see spreadsheet george tonight i don't i don't think that i'm in a spreadsheet mood tonight i just not only stood on top of a body while someone killed people but also managed to convince everybody else in the lobby that i was the one killing the people and i think that's sort of how my night's going how does channeling work with ironclad uh when you pick up prismatic shard you get an orb slot and so i have one orb slot i will not get like more orb slots than that unless i find a capacitor i guess oh that's a good card but yeah when i pick up the prismatic shard i get one orbs love the addition of watch your buffed prismatic shard because every watcher card is broken as [ __ ] yeah that's probably true that that scans nicely for me is prismatic shard good for ironclad oh no no no no no i i absolutely do not want anyone to be given that impression that is not why we have prismatic shard it's just uh it's that sort of night whoa pommel interacts with talk to the hand like that whenever you attack this enemy i guess it does pummel attacks four times pummel deals damage four times well i mean i guess that's the interaction i purchased prismatic shard at the first storm whoops it's not a genetic algorithm um is there any class where prismatic shard is good oh wow pretty much the only place where you will unironically purchase a prismatic shard is in the act 4 store right before the final elite fight and the reason is that if you have an orb slot the final elite has a 50 chance of reducing your focus and if you don't have an orb slot the final lead always reduces your strength so pretty much the only reason you ever actually unironically buy prismatic shard is if you're in the act 4 store and you have a bunch of money and nothing else to do with it and you want to have a 50 chance of having one more strength that's basically it other than that there is almost no legitimate reason to ever purchase this thing it's not just like throwing 200 gold away it's actually throwing 200 gold away in order to make your deck worse so pretty good i'm gonna take the red skull here it seems fine right prismatic shard gets iron clad silent defect watcher and colorless cards would fiend fire interact the same way with talk to the end i think it would i'm pretty sure i would yeah i'm gonna upgrade apotheosis there are not many good upgrades there honestly but this one seems fine uh i think i it's awkward right because uh flex potion's best this turn with pommel but on the other hand i think i just play pommel now i want to use it to get a really good split on slime boss get slime boss significantly below 75 health good energy potion this turn and then flex potion next turn if i wanted sbr hey thanks so much for the 10 gifted subs i appreciate those mini ogbomu shows thanks sbr this is fine i'm just going to leave it on 79 and assume that i get a pretty good split sometime soon and i actually block for quite a lot right i take 15 which doesn't quite make red skull work almost uh this is pretty bad but i think i'll win i'm gonna do this because i'm spooked now i should win tripe thanks so much for the 14 month subbed i was high and absurd among us a little bit consume among us responsibly [Music] oh whoops hopefully i don't die i didn't think i would splitting that didn't do the math properly should we find them he longs uh i don't know mayhem is okay violence is okay they're both better than skipping i think i think violence might be slightly better than mayhem though judgment is not okay judgment is [ __ ] let's uh let's not mince words here i would rather not have a judgment on my deck right now chad is way more degenerate live than in youtube videos we're having an interesting night tonight tdobs thanks so much for the prime appreciate it i want to play more among us already uh anyway uh let's let's take the violence i think mayhem's like significantly more funny i think we take the violence i think it's a better card slightly and this is bad this is bad because i can't really kill elites on three energy i'm not sure i can really take coffee dripping i think i might have to take coffee dripper it might not be a very long run though simmons playing among us i could join some and merlin name yum in the mail i think i'm just gonna do a run of slay this fire and then wind down can i say more words about what the relics do sure one thing you can do is you can mouse over anything if you're on desktop you can mouse over anything pretty much you can mouse over the potions you should be able to like mouse over the gold i think even when we're in fights you can mouse over the buffs and stuff this game has really good twitch support so that's cool but when i'm looking at a relic reward screen there i should really mouse over them [Music] um this one the problem is that we cannot rest anymore which is going to make it hard to heal but it does give us an extra energy out of return so we can play more cards and our cards are sort of good they're okay i also already saw nilry's waffle this run so unfortunately i'm not going to be able to save myself with that no res waffle is a relic that full heals you so if that was still out there it would be nice you know oh lil lee's waffle i'm sorry i'm sorry please waffle we have one blood vial we gained two health every fight that's all we got though which was enough to gain health overall in that fight i guess these cards don't really do anything i would talk more about those cards if there was anything to say but they just don't help us in any way i don't think i'm wondering if i should use this flex potion with pummel this turn to sort of get through the fight faster yeah next turn sort of sucks unless i drop bash remove the last artifact charge so that i can actually use dark shackles for the debuff um is that lethal though seven times five is thirty yeah it's lethal hey little todd we're playing a very normal slave aspire run mini k handling class things for 28 months i like burning packed here i think it's just a good card better than backflip is exhausting one card better than gaining five block probably exhausting a card is pretty powerful you can go divine as ironclad but i don't have any guarantee that i'll ever see other watcher cards right so there are a lot of things that i could say about this store but i can also just click on array which is way funnier e fragment hmm fluorine blues doesn't really work does exum work does offering work offering might kill me i can't really lose six health every fight always happy to see a defragment literally cannot channel an orb let's take offering let's take excuse i now have exam and offering it seems all right um just have to work out how to get my health back it's the problem can lose 12 health per fight yep yeah that's that's basically the problem here is he thanks for the 16 months study is very slow it's okay for long fights but it's very slow for short fights i don't think we wanna sneaky strike flurry of blows turbo no no no dagger throw no i think no thank you though all right no thank you don't really want to shame no scry well the problem with warcry is that wait no scry i'm not actually sure which one you're talking about no scry oh third eye maybe i should have taken third eye i should probably have thought more about it i can assume genetic algorithm and stack it again that is straight up op that's busted that's honestly unfair i could also assume apotheosis that's true actually like most of the cards on my deck exhaust it feels like card is going nuts distraction i think distraction makes an ironclad skill here i think i'm pretty sure i'm like relatively confident i don't think i've ever played distraction with a prismatic shard before but i'm almost certain it makes an ironclad skill let's try it for science i do not think this card is good i would prefer not to take it as i think it is terrible but we could have taken it and it's true that we could have taken it i don't really think we can fight that many elites i'm not forced to take more though like if i fight this one i can always go this way and then i don't have to fight more so now we care about the deck being good question mark i feel called out [Music] i feel like that was quite rude and i i feel called out right now how often do i draw dark shackles next turn a lot of the time if i draw dark shackles next time i actually want to get attacked next turn i think um hmm first of all how dare you secondly i was an electrical the entire round okay well that elite fight was not very difficult i think i took six damage and it was from playing offering we got a paper frog we got a good potion and we got a loop a calculated gamble or a reckless charge i like calculated gamble especially with um battle trends because what will happen is battle trans will draw four cards and i won't be allowed to draw more cards and then i'll play calculator gamble discard my entire hand and not draw anything and it'll be good content i think that just makes sense we could have had loop and defrag yes and uh no orbs but that is neither here nor there i could have taken the cool headed earlier and i regret my decision not to and since bernie's very strong especially we're up against um automaton if we enter this fight with incense burn around zero we will be intangible against the main attack in the fight so that's pretty nice hmm what am i exhuming here talk to the hand [Music] might need offering feels sort of close i could also just burn impact and look for dark shackles well this sort of works okay the illusion of skeleton i have blocked for 42 so far this turn okay i have blocked for 58. uh madness backflip and bowling bash probably not i don't think any of these cards are very good here you know koala i think so much for the 10 months i appreciate the support i appreciate you all i not only basically didn't take damage in the fight but i also left with incense burner on four so i'm gonna be intangible on turn two of the next fight and i have anchor for turn one so i think we can just take the third elite fight here no big deal no big deal at all i actually don't hate pulling bash it's going to be good in the next elite fight and it's going to be decent against the boss hey i'm tilting i guess i'd rather find a multi-attack that was good instead of buying that but i don't know let me just remove a strike here we could take flash of steel flash of steel is a okay card you could take a volvo evolve as an okay card doesn't help against the boss though yeah i think just removing strike is sensible i think about buying flash of steel is that i can probably go internet relatively quickly 9 10 11 12 13 like almost every card in my deck exhausts so i could go infinite like turn three or something if i got two flash of steels i would just need two of them also i already have a talk to the hand hold up okay let's buy this hold up [Music] this doesn't quite work it works with a potion it turns out do i want these cards not much shrimp maybe i wanted battle trends god i don't want these cards i'm actually intangible so i only take one damage for playing that uh violence talk to the hand good double stack genetic algorithm a lot of wounds so i'm a little bit concerned about how many wounds there are because my deck doesn't have many cards that aren't wounds at this point maybe we're good ideally i want incense burner to be on zero which means three more turns in this fight that might not be possible next turn's gonna be rough yeah it's worth paying some health though not that much health but a little bit of health probably not 10 health an anonymous user has gifted 1500 subs to the channel gravity thanks for the three months by the way and on this user thanks very much for the 30 gifted subs i appreciate that a tremendous amount thanks for the support tonight everybody no not actually 1500 no i that was i was exaggerating i guess i didn't go high enough some of you are like whoa 1500 subs yeah that sounds reasonable i i should have said a million or something [Laughter] that's normal yeah george deserves that 1.5 billion us dollars um [ __ ] i guess i'll just go to the hallway fight i don't want to take time here body slam i actually think body slams probably pretty good here sometimes a viewer might gift 1500 subs over the course of years of watching and if that happens it's like less ridiculous 1500 subs is what seven thousand five hundred dollars so if you watch a channel for like six years and you love it and want to support it with a hundred bucks a year that's like or a hundred bucks a month rather that's how much you have to be supporting to get to 1500 there's a lot of subs it's a large number i want to get rid of um i'm going to get rid of these two let's transform those into a demon form and a clothesline okay not atrocious um different streamers get different amounts from subs personally if you sub to my channel uh jeff actually gives me more than you pay for every five dollars you sub to my channel for uh jeff jaffa bezos bezos as i always call him bezzy when we're hanging out together um he actually gives me a hundred bucks so if you're interested in if you're interested in you and me the sum of our wealth increasing and you don't mind if i get all of it and you lose wealth just going ahead and subbing to the channel is a great idea [Music] rj dabber yates thanks for the subs by the way all of the things i just said are not true i've been playing too much among us too much among us i'm not even sure i trust myself anymore i sold you oh no hopefully i'm not like legally responsible for what i've just done i think that for stuff like that the threshold is whether any reasonable person would believe it to be true and so because i set it to twitch chat and no one in twitch chat is a reasonable person i'm probably legally safe hey vega hey peter cupcakes ark's all hello is this the prismatic twitron no this is the prismatic jorbzrun i'm just being an idiot because this is who i am unsubscribed unfollowed uninstalled please don't uninstall me i use your uh graphics card to mine bitcoin while you're away from the computer i sort of like the sweeping beam here you're even thanks for the two months but we'll shoot at you as well this is jorbs even playing i don't know i'm having an out of body experience right now i like the sweeping beam a little bit of card draw a little bit of aoe we didn't have any aoe yet i don't know i just sort of think it's good here genetic algorithms at 41 block we need the calipers oh my gosh imagine if we got a barricade barricade could actually just like like barricade plus the genetic algorithm just win just those two cards nothing else unfortunately i played battle trance so if i were to play offering right now i would lose six health gain to energy and draw zero cards doesn't seem very good hey pharnix why would you steal my delicious delicious cards how am i gonna get rid of its artifact stacks maybe i should have just gone bash clothesline here actually that might have been a bit of a punt [Music] oh because there may be children in the audience i am liable that is um that is a bit concerning actually i will have to end the stream in order to contact my lawyer is immorally justifiable to steal cards to feed your starving orbs i think a lot of things are morally justifiable you just have to sort of like cross your eyes [Music] exam plus i think we will win pretty soon oh hey thanks for the those are like bits or a donation or something right you all made my streamlabs dashboard crash thanks a hundred bits a noob how does that work with bits oh um i just print bits out when they're sent to me and i put them in a bathtub and then i bathe myself in them every night so i assume that they have some actual cash value but i i wouldn't know what it was if never never done anything like that sid thanks for twitch prime boom shooter youtube how do they smell when they're moist that is the most disgusting sentence i've ever read i don't know how you did it but that is just disgusting leave my channel and do not return uh i'm sure i'm sure you're a great person hey cat finnait [Music] tropic brew machine learning fiend fire and unload so fiend fire is pretty good especially with like offering and red skull and demon form and talked like especially with every single card in my duck fiend fire is very good which i think means i'm gonna take fiend fire well i'm glad we got there eventually and i huh so our options here are astrolabe but pawn pickup transform three cards and upgrade them so we could get rid of some of our strikes or defends and get upgraded ironclad cards random iron-clad cards so zoo gain an injury at the start of your turn you can no longer obtain potions this one's a little bit awkward because i have an entropic brew here which is going to obtain me two potions when i drink it it's like i said i'd have to drink it now before picking up this ozone might not be the end of the world and philosopher's stone gives us an energy at the start of our turn but all enemies start combat with one's strength which i don't love to be honest don't really want to give enemies one strength when i have a coffee dripper i think i'm gonna go with this sozu which means i drink this now got an essence of steel and a block potion for the rest of the run no other potions uh we have to go to the super elite if we want to win act four so we have to pass through here which means we have to pass through here which means we probably don't want to take like five hallway fights and die we probably want to go this way makes sense to me god it's really good with violence as well how did i not get fiendfire there get out that's disgusting how many cards do i have to draw that's okay i got to stack um genetic algorithm this way so regen potion would have been nice that would have been a way to get some health back but sozu means i can't pick it up of course [Music] i played osfe i do not know what that stands for i don't think this acts really strong it just uh i think it sort of sucks on turn six i think it's really strong on turn one and two and it gets really strong on turn 10. i think it might suck a bit on turn six and turn six is a somewhat relevant turn especially in boss fights it does sort of matter i'm just wondering if i pick up piercing while i already have a dark shackles [Music] one step from eden oh i looked at that i didn't look like it was quite the game for me and i think a lot of other games that i wanted to play were coming out at the same time so i never actually tried it it's possible i would enjoy it i'm really bad at telling what games i will enjoy i just like don't know it's um slightly incredible to me how wrong i am about whether i'll enjoy games or not before trying them just seems like as someone who's been playing games for fun for my entire life and also on occasion professionally it feels like i should have some idea of which games i like by now but i like still don't know i would never have guessed that i would enjoy among us until i actually played it [Music] it's trying to work out next turn here this turns fine next turn gets weird i don't really want to lose 6 hp off offering i'm trying to work out if there's a way i can set up to not have to i could assume calculated gamble ah there you go and now i can play offering but it only costs one hp because i'm intangible hard to believe among us came out in 2018. yeah that was what five years ago vaguely remember 2018 i think i had a nokia brick that could send text messages and i was like whoa text messages that was a big thing for me um that was around when they invented the automobile right hey jinoki thanks for 21 months and we landed on the moon god for real talk though imagine if like someone got up on a stage and just like deadpan to the crowd well not exactly deadpan evocatively emotionally to the crowd just like looked in the camera and said we will go to mars not because it is easy but because it is hard imagine if one of our politicians got up on camera and said that publicly today and then we actually did [Laughter] absolutely unbelievable the 60s must have been [ __ ] insane just utterly and totally crazy i'm gonna take the abacus here we shuffle our deck relatively frequently twitch chatter [Music] [Music] so the tricky thing in this fight is we don't want to get a curse every time you hit it it changes its intent we don't want to oh i almost i thought i'd be able to hit it again but it has too much shield so actually if it changed to giving me a curse there i was just getting a curse that was bad well better lucky than good yes traveler thanks for gifting that sub to new wheat super camera guru i appreciate it elon musk is poised to be the first super villain okay that's the most offensive thing that anybody's ever said to me do the things that i've done in this community mean nothing to you wow [Music] elon musk is absolutely set up to be a super villain though i agree if he wants to be a super villain he's uh he's right there all he has to do is come up with a diabolical plot to destroy the world right that's the only thing that's missing like all it takes is like him to throw up a live stream on twitter where he says that he's going to melt the polar ice claps with nuclear weapons and then he's like everything else is already ready for him going to shoot mars into the earth sure believable see i just wouldn't believe that most people were going to do that if they said they were going to do that you know if he did i'd be like oh yeah probably i should uh probably call my parents and tell them i love them [Music] i should do that already i should i should call my parents and tell them i love them we should all do that should we take a break as a group it's 10 45 p.m i would call my parents and they would be like what the [ __ ] are you calling we're [ __ ] asleep uh i don't really want these the flame's okay but you should all call my parents and tell them that you love them you can actually reach my parents at support hotmail.com whenever you would like you have anything at all you'd like to say to them i sort of don't have relevant upgrades anymore i'm just gonna well i don't know i'm gonna recall in case i get a relic that lets me do something else at campfires i guess i just don't think those upgrades do anything i'm okay with taking six the gimmick in this fight is that for every card you've played your attacks deal an extra 10 percent damage want to play a bunch of cards i actually sort of don't want to draw a card because i wouldn't be able to play demon form you could ddos my parents with love and so kind of you to think of uh think of my parents in that way i'm sure they would be both touched and frustrated give me this thing back hey red dirty toe [Music] why won't you die this hey aries thanks to ten months i'm gonna show to you too all right the giant head is dead we got a preserved insect we got unplayable garbage nice at least i don't have to think very hard about that one i don't want a blue candle pendant's nice now i am now basically having to upgrade because there's nothing else to do let's like upgrade clothesline in case i draw it on the first turn and want to be able to weaken something for a while uh remove a card upgrade random card transform two cards transform two cards might be better transform two strikes until like literally anything else or remove a card and upgrade do i want two random cards or do i want one less strike and a random upgrade but it costs more i think i want to get rid of two strikes true grip battle trans okay those are [Music] fine [Music] timeout hold on i need i just timeout hmm just need a moment here did i get it right i only walked with yeti and five up what the [ __ ] is this dwarves what the [ __ ] is this wait was i wrong chat ah okay all right sorry [Music] um okay i'm okay so we have to work out how to kill these they have like a bunch of i don't know it may actually be sort of difficult to kill them don't discussion moderation in chat uh i mean it makes sense to me simply do not discussion moderation in chat [Music] i do somewhat see your point though even form stalling then smack them once yeah we may not even really need to do that to be honest we do have our own thorns we can beat them at their own game we also can just like kill them pretty easily hafu played slay the spire quite a lot back in the day i think that's one of the main reasons that i know hafu [Music] i think that's the main one i think i've been subbed to her channel since she was playing slow the spire probably [Music] it's trying to work out if i want to like do anything else in this fight like putting this on a different number might be a good idea for example putting out on perhaps four four is probably the right number should be doable any reason not to examine genetic algorithm did i not assume genetic algorithm i thought i did do that is hafu's still playing hearthstone uh harthu is playing whatever she wants basically she hasn't played half uh hearthstone she hasn't played hearthstone for a while battle him consecrate and hologram she just won pog champs for chess i think she played like 1500 games of chess online or something over the course of like two months and then just like beat everybody just normal hafu things i think david got like third or fourth in that as well it's a [ __ ] power couple yeah definite god gamer battle him consecrating hologram this card's not that bad it's also not that good i don't know if i want to have a probably not hologram good hologram might be okay i could the problem is most of the cards that i'd like to get back after playing them actually have exhaust but i could use it with like body slam or something there are ways that i could use that i think yeah i think there are ways that i can use that and so it's worth picking it up uh my health matters a bit [Music] colorless cards wait another flash of steel would be incredible line panacea dramatic entrance dark shackle swift strike magnetism deep breath good instincts panic button deep breath deep breath goes infinite forming so we take it another dark shackles probably and a skip this should kill i think [ __ ] when i play bash i use up the pen nib [Music] that is a problem [Music] oh okay so i can play offering and win now actually deep breath and abacus have an interaction didn't even think about that i don't hate acrobatics plus it seems like i'm trying to draw cards really fast and go infinite and it helps me do that so let's grab it i'm going to take a true grit upgrade i think i don't know i don't think the upgrades really mattered that much at that point i could do whatever i wanted how do i like getting asked why hafu isn't playing a different game different from among us i'm good to i don't know i'm in a good mood i like everything that everyone has said except for that one person who said i was [ __ ] i think four and a half hours ago someone came into the channel and said i was [ __ ] and bad and i still remember it and feel terrible hi caitlin sorry that was kaitlyn [Music] that's just normal don't don't worry about it what's up i'm the opposite of [ __ ] i'm bad oh no not even sure what that is i would like to i guess just play battle trance i don't know we could hologram like flash of steel first maybe i think it's okay i think we can just play battle trans and if we miss really hard we can hologram genetic algorithm [Music] [ __ ] what do i do okay i don't really need this do i probably not even sisyphus it's just a normal uh okay i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not sure anybody's quite sure what this run is i have some theories do i need i don't need demon form because i just go infinite just doesn't do anything here really well okay what it would have done is it would have made it take a lot less time to win yeah i would have had to click about like 200 fewer times probably if i played that unnecessary doesn't sound like a relevant thing to me at all if i just keep body slam actually keeping body slam basically does that for me [Music] uh i can just do this i don't want to keep body slam it's like the worst card wouldn't playing demon form cost me health maybe it would give a weakened one more strength which is maybe gonna cost me health or maybe not hard to say for sure let's get rid of this i don't want to have to play it so hmm okay if i have the choice between demon form and corruption at the end of act one which should i choose typically i would say it's really hard to say anything is typical in this game there's just too much stuff that changes from run to run but i would say that the most common one for me to pick in that situation would be corruption because corruption's obscenely strong corruption is very very good hey dylan don't worry this is about to get a lot less confusing [Music] are we there four eight i think i need to get rid of one more card now we're there give me the drunk owl well i can play this for sure as well play it twice okay and now we catch up how is everybody how are you doing i hope you are well i hope that you are september is going well body slam would be nice wouldn't it definitely exhausted that card definitely had that card and exhausted it but on the bright side this does beat the heart if we reach the heart so that's nice body slam is objectively a bad card because it only does something in this situation and objectively we have 100 won the run guaranteed in this situation so the only place it does anything it doesn't matter objectively now there are things we could say about the value of 10 minutes of our time there are definitely things we could say about the value of 10 minutes of our time i think i want to kill this next turn so let's actually chill and then kill it next turn it's 2 a.m nobody here values their time it's only 2 a.m in some parts of the world oh yeah yeah body slam will like i mean it's possible i'll use it to one shot the act 4 elites for example i'm not saying that it's impossible would ever do anything for the rest of this run i'm just saying that in this fight in particular it wasn't really necessary by burning pack my other cards i can press one instead of four well burning pack will still be there i could press two instead of four though um that would actually be an easier key to press hm dash up i'm gaining energy the longer this goes on wait i have eight energy oh cause of nunchaku yeah every 20 times i play a card i gain one energy well that's uh what i'm choosing to spend my life on infinite energy infinite card draw infinite damage infinite block uh what else is there that you could need in germinators since the four months i'm going to show to you as well [Music] this is still the first boss you're not wrong infinite number of clicks um almost is block infinite when it's capped i mean you know none of it's actually infinite oh that does not give you block if you have no cards in your discard pile i didn't know that what's an interesting thing to find out awkward time to find it out i don't think i care about donut is the one that gains strength and deck is the one that puts dazes in your deck i don't see much reason why i care about deuces or sorry i said that backwards i don't see much reason why i care about them gaining strength i think i care more about having dazes in my deck because it slows me down merlin thanks very much for the twitch prime on bombo show to you as well you just lost three iron clad runs in a row and then rage quit i'm sorry have you thought about maybe trying to be better at the game i take it back and take it back that was mean get good punk you're great you're great that was sorry i didn't mean it i didn't mean it it would help though i mean you would win more often but you're great um jorbs on veils's true colors george i trusted you i thought you were wholesome [Music] watch this i'm just gonna stack genetic algorithm some more first actually like why don't i just take this one i don't like die 19 19's not that much the george strikes me as the kind of person you can safely follow to a second location absolutely true especially if no one knows that you're with me this needs to be on four so i don't want to end the fight this turn four is the best number for it to be on for the act four elite fight [Music] not pj rivas where'd our deck go we slowly got rid of most of it until we're at an infinite for the longer fights all right well i'm not allowed to rest what's the best early upgrade because most of the cards will upgrade when we play apotheosis maybe battle trends gets me one more card drawn if i have to play it that's 172 bits little top um jewel wheeled is interesting dark embrace is interesting dark embrace is probably better dark embrace draws so many cards so many cards like we take dark embrace the tiny house that could read by jorbs i'm just gonna go ahead and block for 75 so i don't take two damage and if that doesn't make sense to you i unfortunately don't know any simpler way to explain it [Music] this is about to murder me next turn it's going to be like very unfortunate murder [Music] murder most foul i'm gonna keep this i guess [Music] sean thanks very much for the 16 months gomu show to youtube sorry about the bullying uh let's try to kill this yeah that'll do it [Music] don't really want to play offering should be fine [Music] zoom apotheosis to upgrade the burns unfortunately and inexplicably that doesn't work only hexagons is allowed to upgrade burns i want this to be on four shut that's really awkward right now i should probably have thought about that sooner than now maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe the deck strong enough that i can get away with it yup so i just kill next turn which is probably easy okay ashes that'll deal quite a lot of damage i'm not sure it's relevant but it will deal quite a lot of damage i actually like recycle here a lot i think it speeds me up a ton and it's the heart fight with a turn one talk to the hand and dark embrace both good both good do i need any of these cards we have the demon form conundrum again i don't need any of them though i think we just got rid of them there it did something i could exam demon form actually the heart puts five statuses into your duck and i only have five cards left in my deck slightly awkward wait can i just take seam i can just ex i can just win this turn or something stick stixxum fiend fire don't need any of these cards um yeah recycle's there it's obscene that's obscene [Music] all right here we go this is my duck now [Laughter] oh no um all right cool so we won what were the lessons to take away from this run [Music] uh i don't know i don't know i guess the situation where i bought flash of steel for 100 gold instead of removing a card if we're gonna be like at all reasonable in analyzing the run or whatever that's probably the most interesting situation in the run i think buying prismatic shard was atrocious i would not recommend anybody ever do that [Music] thanks for hanging out tonight everybody as we are now winding down although we have yet to see the score screen so do stick around for that i have been jorbs i stream slay the spire all the time and lately i've been streaming a lot of among us too playing with all sorts of fun other streamers it's been great any heart of the cards what is my high score for slave aspire must be like 3700 or somewhere in that range i don't know exactly am i gonna stream any more hades maybe at the moment i have a list of games i want to stream that's like 10 long and hades is toward the bottom of those 10 so possibly but no promises there are just a lot of games i'm enjoying lately thanks for the 92 bits janoke [Music] you do get a bonus if you play more than i think 20 cards in the same turn you get a bonus can i do a 10 hour stream last time i played hades uh i think the first time i ever played hades it was a 10 hour stream the last time i played hades was like this week played it a little bit played like three or four runs power playable do i think as far as the eye is i have enjoyed as far as the eye as a downtime turn brain off game i don't know that it's a game that i'll stream a lot i don't know but it's a game that's able to be balanced in a way that's fun to play as a challenge i guess i don't know what the right way to say this is it feels like a game that's really fun to play if you like playing it but like slay the spire is fun to play if you want to try to beat it as often as possible i'm not sure as far as the eye is that the reason a lot of people have been streaming hades lately is that 1.0 just released after over a year in early access and yeah it is a fun game um the biggest thing about hades is how smooth it feels to play just like all the controls are great the voice acting is great the animations are great the art is great the music is great like all of the components of the game are really good individually and it's enough to make it fun even for people who don't really like that sort of game i think you also really like how much narration there is yeah there is a tremendous amount of voice acting recorded for that game all right well that was a really strong run i guess in the end puffy dripper did not end up being a problem actually purchasing the red skull sort of ended up being embarrassing i don't know that this is i think there was one time this did something i think in the automaton fight we went below 50 hp but i bought that thinking it would be great all the time and then it really really wasn't not even a little bit uh i played a bit of bastion i didn't get all the way through it but i enjoyed it i've won 100 of the prismatic runs you've ever seen [Music] incredible why did we take prismatic shard it's just one of those nights it's just one of those nights win with zero cards left uh i can only get down to one card left is the last card that i use to recycle i won't be able to recycle that one right was this a turn one kill i mean almost it was a four turn kill where we dealt infinite damage every turn but the heart has a damage cap where you can only deal 200 to it each turn [Music] it's finally over 3162 not particularly high actually

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Length: 94min 37sec (5677 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 30 2020