Alright Maggie, you're up. I'm so short. Hi Maggie.
Good morning . Okay Maggie, let's see what you got here. Number one, you have never had any violations. This is your first one. What are you doing, you're taking a bad turn in life here? What... sorry. This is a obedience to it. What is it Hope and George Street? Yeah, the stop sign. Yeah, What did you do, you rolled through it? No, I didn't even roll. I literally did not even see it I just went like, right. I was speed limit, but I did go right by it. Yeah. Yeah, I totally like slipped my mind. And then when I was like going right through it, I looked over, I'm like cop, I'm like oh, there's a stop sign there. I'm like oh he's pulling me over right now and I knew it was gonna happen. Cause I've never been pulled over but I saw him like start to pull out, and I was like oh my God, I'm gonna poop my pants. And I was like, he's just knew he was following me. But I knew he was following me Cause he was trying to find a place for us to both pull over next to each other. Did you try to escape him? No.
No I was like, I know I'm getting pulled over I did what I did. I'll own up to it like, it's fine. When he came up to me. He's like, you know you just I'm like, yeah, I know I'm so sorry. And he's like, all right well. He's like, can I see your license? So I was like, I only have a permit here. I was like, I couldn't even find the registration cause I've never been pulled over so I don't know what the paper looks like. I'm like, he's like, I'm like, is it this one? He's like, I don't know. I was like, Oh. Yeah (indistinct). You only have a permit? Yeah. You don't even have a license? Cause I got it when I was 18. Yeah. And I've been driving with it since I was 18, so over a year. But every time I really have bad anxiety. So right now I want to poop my pants. I have the worst anxiety in the world. So I failed the test already three times. Cause every time I take it, I just like freak-out on something and like, Ugh, it's the worst. So I'm waiting to take it again in the summer when it's like warmer and I feel more confident. Did you pull the tear routine When the cops stopped or you just start crying? Not at all. I was just like, I know what I did I'm sorry Oh, you confessed right away? Yeah. I was like, I know, I'm sorry. You said all right you got me, I did it right? Yeah, no, there's no like getting out of that. I couldn't even lie and be like, yeah, I did stop for a second cause I wasn't gonna lie. Don't waste my time, write it up fast, right? Get me out of here. Yeah, well I was on a delivery. So it was like, I gotta go back to work. (laughing) Inspector Quinn, What would you do with this situation If you pulled her over? I would ask what was the delivery for? Plant City that's one of my jobs. What was it? Plant City, one of my jobs, yeah. Yeah, I would have wrote her up. (laughing)
(clearing the throat) It's vegan food its really helpful. No, if it was some Chinese food or something like that We could have bought it but I'm only quoting you, I'm not trying to be disrespectful at all. But did I hear you say right now I wanna pee my pants? Uh hm. Cause you're in court. Just like You have to wait until you sit on Inspector Quinn's cruiser (all laughing) No, no, not again. Not again. Well, I actually came on Friday cause I was so nervous about this. So my dad came with me on Friday cause he has Fridays off from work, but Friday wasn't my day. But I thought Friday was my day. So we literally went to like two different courts and they were the wrong one. We came here and then I think it was her who checked us in. She's like you're so early or four days early. And I was like, Oh my God. And then I had to come back today without my dad cause he's at work and I've work later, but it's okay. Well, I must confess. I've been on the bench for many, many years. And this is the first time that I've heard someone offer the defense. Right, right now I'm gonna pee my pants (chuckles) no, I'm not, I'm not. It's just like the nerves, like maybe wanna pee or poop, but like I don't actually, I won't actually I won't do, I won't do it. You won't do it, you won't do it. I won't do that, I won't do it. I'm sorry. Thank you. Inspector Quinn you're in charge of Yeah, I don't know how you feel about it, but I'd like to wrap this up pretty quick. (all laughing) How do you feel about this Inspector Quinn She has no, no violations? You know what, she's the last one today too judge so. Inspector Quinn moves that the matter be dismissed. Thank you so much. Good luck.
