I'M A HOT LIZARD MOM | Divinity: Original Sin II

oh no what do you mean who's patrick the star welcome to an actually finished rpg uh balter's game what okay well there's divinity [Music] so yeah this character creator is a little weird um in that there aren't any classes so oh we'll cross that bridge when we get to it oh jesus christ the elf oh god uh hello can someone tell me why the [ __ ] female lizards look so much better than the male ones oh i love women uh i love human women wow i love women not a furry science not a scaly not a scale not attracted to this at all but avians hit me up excuse me oh my god maybe i can make a lizard walk so hold on so he looks like baby jesus the female options are just so much better than the male ones aren't they me just like in real life you know what maybe yeah you're right what is this why aren't the female lizards so pretty [Music] why do i want to kind of hold its hand sorry i'm having an existential crisis oh my god yes this is amazing what my skull can have a mustache [Music] the crystal trademark uh i didn't realize it was my trademark until now damn sexy you sped a lot next time glory is mine almost got me that time almost got me that time i [ __ ] okay you know what i'm gay for lizards let's go okay aren't the voices so good yeah they are oh god i think i want something like a really majestic sounding name like uh cevedro hmm okay but hey at least like the entire stream gets to see hot lizard woman you are like subjected to my furriness now wait what oh thanks okay i'm ready to be hot wait what ready all right let's go i'm ready to be a very very angry woman i don't know what's different except the money okay i mean yeah you just you know you have to call me out like you have to [ __ ] scalp me at three and three in the afternoon dude oh it all happened like i knew it would what a single drop of sauce magic like flies to honey that was a heavy [ __ ] apple yeah that's one of the uh lesser known source spells heavy apples oh my god hello hey how's it going hi i'm gay i would need a stepladder to kiss you what the [ __ ] does that mean you go up on her shut up anyways hello guys i am very tall and very hands handsome yes you can be a handsome lady yeah what are you [ __ ] wearing on your face i don't know what's on my face but i have to hide it it's a mask i have to have because you're a skeleton i can do one better i can do you one better what wait what what did you do that did you pick up a bucket yes i did here you want one there you go i mean i can't oh it won't it won't fit over your head anyways oh i like your strut it's like high fashion listen i know i am full sex appeal it is amazing let me oh my god those hips though damn i'm totally not a sip for these type of legs too oh i'm i'm a sim junk oh thanks thank you thank you call me that again please junk yes be mean to me more more more this again this here this here is is giblit he is my friend his name is giblet yeah i'm gonna say it right now i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it this game already runs better than all this game hold on i'm talking to a [ __ ] thing i'm talking to a sheep one shop oh whoa whoa whoa i'm gonna punch the sheep where is the sheep um about that oh my god oh max stop uh i burned myself alive while fighting the sheep and now i'm dead but i won oh well you sure did win how do i revive you look at my charred corpse that's the corpse of someone who killed themselves not the sheep oh my god thank you hell max we found it now we can sell this to the americans this can be ignited i have a fire movement i'm doing it for the content yeah crystal if you click on shin's character you can listen i just have to figure out how to do it on controller oh yeah i don't know oh i may have killed crystal uh i'll call it revenge for the bridges in boulder's gate 3. it's come to my attention again that several of you are bypassing the cargo hold security measure by sliding boxes onto the pressure plates pleasure wait hold on you've got to be kidding me these aren't friction wait what i'm missing everything what oh for the door that we broke down i like our method better personally different different means i'm a big fan i mean kiwi's a big fan of just breaking [ __ ] so you know man that's good to know that we figured stuff out you know oh hello i lost my masks oh did you yeah i'm just uh figuring out my life well wait wait wait wait wait why do you like on this ship and if you press l and go into your journal ah not too tight i hope the collar i mean oh not to worry every dog has to get used to its legs ma'am i'm not a dog i'm a lizard voxer's lizard one yeah all right now i want to see what she says she says look mom look at how hot my [ __ ] lizard girl is look at how hot she is look at how [ __ ] oh yeah yeah mom if i brought home a lizard girl one day would you be fine with that yeah my mom gave me in the cage yeah now we just have to find a real one you will answer me three questions the first one is this can you cook hmm anything i am a true chef on to the second question can you knit weave in short uh taylor yes yeah i am a level 80 weaver in final fantasy 14. so without further ado i offer you my sincerest congratulations as of now you are my slave whoa how do i slash grovel in this game see you guys later goodbye you can press c let's go i hate the way he talks [Music] oh why do you think eve ate that apple it was because that snake was so seductive you know eve the original scaly adam didn't have anything on that lizard dick wait oh hey look it's balder skate three it's baldy hold on i'm not here again i'm gonna get pushed off a pier i'm gonna die oh we can try to sneak as close as we can and then pop up behind him oh all right i doubt they knew what they were doing even if there does seem to be a touch of sentience to them she has such a gentle voice well she is a gentle lizard i want her to be i wanted to be a smart nice lizard who sometimes partakes in murder you'll be traveling with a prince okay proper forms of address your majesty if your royal highness or if you're feeling particular if i just say no this is his preferred pronoun i have so much gold compared to you guys [Laughter] oh my god that's a lot of [ __ ] money jesus christ oh my god lizard magister or what's left of her gorgeous gate will be as light-hearted as the divinity original saying like this game is so lighthearted yeah it's for babies baby god no he can't he's an idiot shopkin give him extra homework if you guys keep fighting none of you will get a piece of the apple pie yeah let's get married for tax benefits okay sure let's do it we just said to a thousand four hundred people believe it or don't the divine order doesn't need our loyalty they'll save us in spite of ourselves even you skin wow i'll [ __ ] shove some of my skin into your [ __ ] mouth oh it seems like uh the other two are doing their own things wait i want to talk to this dog the tip of his tail starts to wag it's it's no use anyway the dog tentatively sniffs the offering then grabs it between its teeth and swallows it you're you're nice emmy would have emmy would have loved you oh oh you're so far she was my mate for the last seven carried the two plus fifty five years oh the magisters they took her [Music] if you see emmy tell her i miss her oh oh wait oh request is to oh no wait there's a [ __ ] rat oh ah conflict oh [ __ ] a wrap whoops all right well this seems like a boss fight oh my god he is very strong he has 91 health uh hmm somebody's gonna bonk him on the head real hard holy [ __ ] you killed him wow get it okay i i want to change my name too twitches across lips she never did like you oh great that's what i waited for okay cool a man got [ __ ] stabbed wait what um excuse me oh this lizard basically said uh to this guy about his dead wife he was like she's better off this way if you think about it and the guy's like [ __ ] you and stab them i don't know i mean it's kind of rude that he said that but kill him for it what the [ __ ] murder's a big word if you want any money you have to come to the bank first and then we'll talk about your expenses like these do you really need that new sword well yes all the other kids have news but is the old one broken yeah really ugly and gross and it's got dings in it do you want me to clean it for you no i can clean up myself then go clean it fine i will not because you told me to this role plays a little too real right now i didn't even want a new sport anyway a new environment to explore new people to meet new challenges to overcome who knows what could happen here you never imagined it would end like this hey joe can you say uh sure okay what's up oh god

Channel: Shenpai

Views: 431,221

Rating: 4.9718823 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, Hilarity, JoCat, Crystaahhl, MaxPoetic, DND, Multiplayer, RPG, Turn-based

Id: eOpBjpuIeFo

Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2020