If Linux Made the iPhone 15 Pro

tell everyone who works at Apple that they can work from home and for free hi there I'm Sam Tucker from Linux and we have just taken over Apple that's right ever since they put USBC in their iPhones we were able to put Linux on a flash drive and our away in there and now that we have control over the iPhone design we'll be making some changes around here access denied pseudo will be making some changes around here full access granted thank you okay starting with the iPhone models the iPhone plus is not technical enough so we shall call that the iPhone C++ good luck navigating that one and you know what thinking about it every iPhone will be a pro model now as in you will have to be a professional to use it look I know a lot of you are going to say that Linux is great for non-technical users well all right then let's give that a test hey Grandpa install Linux okay we're going to want to run mkfs do fat space- capital F Well that's okay it's only the first thing you have to do if you do manage to install it though there will be a few versions of Linux available in fact there'll be almost as many as iOS has the screen will auto rotate to always be upside down and instead of titanium the iPhone will now be made out of ThinkPad plastic speaking of which let's bring back that home nipple apps will now be open source which is another word for they look like they came out in 2005 but here's one for all you PDF files out there you will have full access now to the file system including the ones that will break the thing if you touch them which I think is most of them but don't worry because Siri has been replaced by a 45-year-old virgin we'll be able to help you with any of your technical difficulties but be aware they will speak in nerdy riddles oh I the software you seek is in the OR and that's a fine place for a norm user the all new Linux iPhone you might think that will make the phone free but it will actually cost you 1,000 hours of your life to get it working subscribe to D oh I have KDE Plasma in the veins hi everybody thanks for watching And subscribe for I am a wi lad in a wi world and I play Nintendo Wii it runs on Linux no it doesn't shush

Channel: SAMTIME

Views: 64,168

Keywords: iphone 15 pro, iphone 15, parody, linux, funny, take over, samtime, sam tucker, apple, takeover, comedy, skit, iphone

Id: YZCVs2jaJJw

Length: 2min 41sec (161 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 11 2023