If KAREN was a Stormtrooper TRILOGY!

[Music] absolutely i've even adjusted it so it has a higher firing rate than it did before cool catch you later hello how can i help yeah listen i bought this rifle from you a week ago and it's not working so i'd like my money back oh well i'm i'm sorry to hear that is uh is it just not firing or something no it's not working well what seems to be the main problem with it you know maybe i can even fix it for you well for starters it won't hit any of the targets when i shoot it it misses every time okay well maybe the sights are just off or something you know i would gladly take a look at for you and i can adjust it to your liking no don't bother i bought this assuming you would have cited it in already like you're supposed to but now i just want my money back well most rifles aren't sighted in when you first get them you know every trooper shoots a little differently so it's always a good idea that right when you get it to take it to the range and calibrate it to the specifics that you prefer look i didn't come here to listen to your excuses and i guarantee you i've been aboard the death star much longer than you so why don't you show me a little respect and give me my refund okay that's fine we can do that uh would you happen to have the receipt no i don't have a receipt well in order for me to give you a refund i would need a receipt so i can process it in the system i shouldn't need a receipt can't you just look me up in your system or something i suppose i could scan your trooper id card and see your previous purchases can i see your trooper id card what why do you need my id i've been coming here for years so you should already know who i am and give me my refund ma'am this place has only been open for six months now and without a receipt or an id i can't take back the blaster for a refund and honestly the blaster probably isn't even the problem maybe you're just a terrible shot and if you don't come down i'm gonna have to ask you to leave are you threatening me yeah so i'm here at the blaster shop where this employee was just physically threatening me you're being recorded by the way ma'am please calm down if you could just simply show me your id i can get started on your refund i want to see your manager ma'am if we could just i said i want to see your manager okay uh hey boss could you uh come up front real quick i uh need your help what seems to be the problem sir i came in here simply to get a refund for this rifle i bought last week that doesn't even work then your employee physically threatened me after refusing to give me my refund and just you know this is all being recorded and i have over 200 followers on my social media page if you want to keep me from sharing this to all of them you'll give me my refund and then give me a free blaster for all the trouble i've had to go through today was a boring conversation anyway well at least she's wearing a mask well i mean she was wearing a mask [Music] i want to see your manager welcome young karen i've been expecting you i'm sure you have i'm here to issue an official complaint against your sith lord here first he refused to give me my refund and then he physically threatened me with his lightsaber by cutting off my head now i have to constantly wear this brace around my neck and i also caught the whole thing on camera to prove it so i demand compensation for this traumatic experience i've had to lift through and a formal apology no no i believe you are mistaken young cannon if lord vader cut off your head then you probably deserved it also how are you even alive right now i don't know these films keep finding ways to bring back characters so let's not even question it her cell phone oh yes a karen's weapon by now surely you must realize you will receive no compensation you're wrong soon i will receive my compensation then i'll have you fired along with it perhaps you are referring to the video you claim to have recorded i assure you that will never be uploaded for anyone to see your overconfidence is your weakness your faith in your followers is yours it is pointless to persist karen oh i'm afraid your video will be long gone by the time your followers unsubscribe see for yourself hmm this will be the end of your childish meltdowns and the destruction of your exaggerated mouth oh you want this don't you take your weapon strike me it down with all of your hatred and your journey towards being a pain in the nerf will be complete duh what did you think i was going to do yeah so i'm here with the emperor and he just [Music] now fulfill your destiny and admit you were wrong never i'll never admit that i was wrong so be it karen no karen you will die [Music] vader please help me [Music] [Music] let me in on that going to sue the both of you you'll be hearing from my lawyers do you have any idea who i am [Music] good as new oh hello how can i help you yeah i'm going to stop you right there and tell you that i need to see your manager oh is there something wrong look i don't need to talk to a minimum wage floor worker just do as you're told and get me your manager now well unfortunately he's not here at the moment but i mean if you want i can let him know you stopped by the store did you not hear me i said go get your manager for me now um well like i said the manager is not here at the moment so since he's not here you can not see him that is unacceptable don't you know who i am i think that he is here and you're just hiding him from me why would i hide him from you i don't even know who you are plus vader sounds like a giant vacuum cleaner i don't even think i could hide him even if i wanted to you don't know who i am how do you not remember me i was here just like a week ago when you refused to give me my refund and then vader cut off my head hmm doesn't ring a bell i mean to be honest vader cuts off a lot of people's heads so unless there's somebody who actually matters i'm probably not going to remember you what the you little look here's the deal i'm suing vader for not only physical but emotional mental and spiritual abuse and i need to deliver these papers to him to let him know he's been served and since he's not here you need to make sure he gets these thanks oh why didn't you just say so yeah i'm not gonna do that excuse me did you just talk back to a customer well technically you're not a customer because you haven't bought anything and also it's not my job to run your personal errands miss yes it is your job now you pick up those papers and deliver them to vader nope ah just do it okay not my problem but you have to so just do it you know what no i'm now going to ask you to stop it right there you need to listen and listen good first off i'm not just a floor worker okay i am a human being and i deserve respect just like everybody else in the universe and i don't deserve to be talked down to like i'm a pile of garbage second of all when somebody gives you an answer that you don't like by simply repeating yourself at a higher volume isn't just going to make your request magically happen lastly neither me nor anyone else is your personal aaron boy here's an idea you have something that you need done try doing it yourself and maybe in the future when something doesn't go your way don't just assume it's my fault or vader's fault or even god forbid jar jar's fault maybe it's your fault just so you know i'm recording you nice shot plus that was like perfect timing did you really not remember who she was i knew exactly who she was which is exactly why i knew it wasn't going to go well so i figured hey might as well have some fun oh and hey uh it's good to see you back good to be back also somebody puked over by the rocket launchers go and get a mop in a bucket and just like that

Channel: Larry The Stormtrooper

Views: 2,247,403

Keywords: larry the stormtrooper, stormtrooper, star wars, darth vader, battlefront 2, karen, karen complications, cringe compilation, karen cringe compilation, karen freakouts, public freakouts, karens on camera, karens on camera get owned, karen song, entitled karens, entitled karen compilation, karen strikes back, if karen was a stormtrooper trilogy, star wars trilogy, return of karen the stormtrooper, mandalorian, baby yoda, baby yoda dont eat those eggs, baby yoda song, bucketheads

Id: Af-LDj8WbGg

Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021

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