If I Annoy Wilbur, the video ends...

today for the first time in 18 months I have done a video with Wilbur Watchers Wilbur tries to be serious and tell nice stories while I ruin it if I annoy him three times in this video the video just ends also I am leaving for America in just under 1 month for my how to be a billionaire tour if you want to see me in person and see one of the funniest things I've ever worked on that will never be on YouTube and go to tom.com and get yourself a ticket enjoy the video together again you shove me in the corner no please take some of the frame man you're a little big you're a little big wil such an honor to have you on oh it's an honor to be here I'm I'm [ __ ] myself no yes how can I comfort you oh look I've even custom made this little box oh you've made it that's the wrong type of Windows man I'm XP yeah yeah I'm not Windows XP I'm Windows 95 well you're a fraud then all right Drop That by one oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] how about we start at five meaning you have four right now oh oh man hi hey and now I know the boundaries how old now 297 man oh 2 27 27 you think I'm 19 I'm part of the 27 club with Nirvana the 27 club that's the um that's the uh the the phenomenon in which in which many artists uh die at the age of 27 Amy win housee Jim Morrison KT Cain Jim Morrison live passed that no yeah he did cuz he only stopped doing Kermit the other year I can't tell of you're joking Jim Morrison Google Jim Morrison why are there so many Jim Morrison was an American singer songwriter who was a Le O of the rock B the doors died 1971 AG 27 there you go who voiced Kermit originally I was getting on the train the other day oh really yeah and this guy I like where this is going this guy he comes up to me and he goes hey man are you you're you're that will guy right and I go I I go yeah hi man nice to meet you and he goes he goes how's Tommy and I said oh I think he's all right and he's like can you ask him for me and I go ooh I go ooh I don't know if I could ask Tommy right now I don't know it just felt a bit weird to be like hey Tommy this man wants this man wants to know how you specifically are doing right now I would have answered yeah I know you would have but I I wouldn't want to bring that upon oneself and I appreciate cuz cuz complex questions like that can bring great pressure into my life I would never answer something I don't want to ask me a question I don't want to [Music] answer why do you have a c no see and that ladies and gentlemen is how boundaries work that guys God that was a weird handshake I love you can I can I teach you a handshake for all you kids at home Tommy just shook my hand by gripping my fingers like like that lock I have to lock the lock the thumb in the the come on you the crook of the thumb all right where's now will and this is important where is the crook of the thumb right do you want to do you want to something cool try along at home if you have another person with if you have a friend if you have a friend try this at home if you don't I'm so sorry so I want you to open do this kind of sh SP like a boat lock like this and then grip just grip around and you lock pink the pinky round and it feels good it feels heavenly oh yeah like a hand hug that felt wow and my hand feels warmer than the rest of me it feels affirmed and love you are quite cold when didn't realize how cold you were until I made contact with you I'm like a Le lizard that's what I mean you going to say a leper I was going to say a leopard look there thought you're going to say a leper what is that someone who has leprosy a disease well I'm no leper so guys I've never told this story before you explain it your way then I'll explain it my way what you mean I'll explain what happened I saw it and then you lie is what this means what so wait I lower to three three annoys oh no come on that was an annoy your boy was at a football game yeah you know cuz that's where we are there too up the albian we had a box a Stadium box not vagina which was good uh I I've never had one and and uh and at the end of the game uh we had a meal and the entire stadium was cleared out and I was like I want to go down in the stands I've enjoyed being up here in the box but I want to go see what it's like down up CL we want to see what it's like to be [Music] poor right that's an annoyance for me why and and I walked around I took a couple pictures and I went that was nice and then I turned around and I climbed back into our box and um I proceeded to then have security uh apprehend me three times uh by the way I watched all of this happen they took they took me off to one side and they apprehended you and then afterwards they go by the way until you're out the premises we're going to be staring at you through cams so I gave them a little wave every time we went past it was it was terrifying it was like a barrier no higher than this and will hopped over it went down hopped back over nice love that for you thank you and then and then they were like by the way we're going to kill you if you come back it was to be fair the way they handle it was very fair but they were a bit they were they were they were a bit you know trip yeah they no I don't know I I think they were just like they didn't know who where I was going like they didn't know of our that that couldn't have been our box they thought you were a crook yeah yeah I need to give something back to you you know it's the only in it cassette player of this and you gave it to me I don't have this anymore so well and and this is the Crux of the gift oh okay and I look guys it's the only one in the world it's not it was when you had it but now loads of people have them it was it was a merch drop I'm going to sneeze this feels a lot less it feels a lot less special of a gift now please don't sneeze towards me would you like this back do you not want it anymore have you given up love joy you've dropped love I'm not how dare you wait there wait wait wait Sherry freeze oh great you're so sincere every time you start a bit oh oh a it's all oh my God it's all over the cassette the cassette is dripping this is dripping you made me laugh that is your fault what did I do your victim blaming me this just count as an annoying it's okay I've got spare cloth on the sorry shoot I don't I don't want the spare clo they do only fit fil oh I'm I'm like an Exel my brother hey yeah that's all right thanks man I don't know where I'd be without you no but I am so supportive yeah yeah when you started love joy and every everyone and guys everyone went this is a terrible idea I said Wilbur Wilbur you were there you have to listen to me yeah yeah and then without you love joy wouldn't have and what did I do I molded the band into shape you did I said him I want him he was a homeless man before now he's called Joe Goldsmith and then I wrote every song you did I did and I said well I don't want credit cuz I'm already so successful it just get in the way yeah yeah you carry the conversation now I've kind of been driving for a while and I wanted I want to sleep in the back seat for a bit chat what's chat am I chat no oh okay sorry what what what what do you mean it's gone up by one you're a fast typist man that was cool and do you know what the most amazing part is only use these two fingers no you don't do it again that's F that's [ __ ] they call me the two finger baby do your little DS you like oh yeah don don a donk I'm nearly 20 I had to edit that 15 minute section out of a Sorry video Once you going sometimes I do a thing and usually everyone else would go why are you doing that but Charlie yeah Charlie goes that's it that's the Cure um I'm going bold for a bit please yeah I don't I don't have a beanie to do that with I can give you this one seagull seagull seagull Alon Alon Alon Al Alon what that's it that's the end of the thing no what you keep looking at me like I've always wanted to do that let's call schlat yeah I like speaking to schlat hello yo what's up man I'm doing a [ __ ] I'm on I'm on SMP live with Conor we're doing a we're doing we do we invented this thing called schlat coin oh yeah oh it's [ __ ] you got to get on here man we got oh [ __ ] oh bro I don't know if you know but I'm the first slack coin holder I don't know if anyone knows that really yeah it's 1 pm I'm five shots into benedic tee already anyways I'm I'm yeah one know something I've been doing what it's called pelvic floor training isn't that for people isn't that for like old people post pregnant people and like people who have trouble directions well I'm not either of those there was three options I just overp I have an overactive bladder I have a really overactive bladder yeah so I have to so schlat just said in chat I'm in North America that's suspicious Google uh where is it 1:36 p.m. right now you can be now El Salvador I think he's hanging out there or Guatemala I would like to go to Guatemala Guatemala City Guatemala let's go boys trip I'll ditch Molly I'll break up with her I'll end it and then let's go to Guatemala I need to go for a week okay I'll be a minute and a half okay maybe two if I you actually going to pee I do actually need to wait we're still L manuring are we I remember making that flag I was on a call with Phils and Minecraft and I said I'm going to make a flag for L manberg I said uh now it's used by Trump supporters uh for uh antix rallies it's all fun and games so I piss myself on stream it's you wouldn't be pissing yourself you'd be having you'd be having a reaction YouTube Wiki people make sure you update trivia section for Tommy that he yeah let's all hold our bladders he has an overacted bladder and he he pisses himself and he pisses him he constantly pissing himself pissing himself yeah but also update it saying like he's like really fit like he's a good-looking boy he's not a boy now he's a man sexy man I'm going on tour this year do you have any advice for me uh don't okay really it's actually a bit late for that oh any second advice um you in in a bus the whole time or like are you hotels and stuff get a football all the fun I had on tour was mainly with a little football outb I played football with the fans once outside a Detroit show that's weird cuz all the fun I had on my first tour was doing drugs yeah when I was on drugs yeah I mean I mean on the qsm they when I returned they all gave me cocaine to welcome me back so I would feel at home oh to B where are you going on tour Tommy in the USA oh I'm so glad you asked via Tommy in.com you can find out all of my dates what do you want to chat about uh let's talk about how about this I'll give you the genre and then you give the topic and then we'll move on to a new genre each time okay art and culture Bo Burnham yes Entertainer he is yep yes yeah I enjoy his work me too all right media me oh you're decid the genre this time okay media girls yeah yeah what about them about half the world a bit over half of the world's population there's a few more of them than there are us yep anything you want to add on I've thrown it to you and I've I've continued back to you we're playing tennis here P I was done to begin with you just girls topic over um schlat schlat I love schlat good friend of mine long time schlat can join love joy yes I approve but you know one of the most touching moments for me was um don't pause the [ __ ] [ __ ] music go on tell me about when schlatt touched you pick another one food and drink you once told me that food is only a matter of how much salt you put on it cooking what for me not for everyone I'm sure I thought that was true for me for a year everything tastes [ __ ] Bland for me it's just a it's a it's a curse I've for fallen however I can tast salt really clearly when I cook I'm either adding salt or it doesn't matter out of all of my bits the eating Sam one is entirely true there is not a word of light before a gig you just sat with a mouth full of sand I would never choose sand I CH want something manly like dirt why is dirt manly let's explore this all right it is dirt you chew on it and you produce mud I've changed its way with the palm of my mouth with sand sand always beats me it's been there for millions of years no nutrition no nutrition even if I swallow it I'm going to [ __ ] out dirt's healthy dirt's got nutrition bare I used to collect wood life I'd do that and then put them in the box and I stand over them and go you know how Godzilla has that thing that he activates where he shoots the blue out of his mouth and he's ready I'd do that by I'd hold a Lucas a sport under my gullet and I'd squeeze it and I'd destroy the final one do you know about um carcination it's where uh Every Creature wants to evolve into crabs if you give any animal guilty yes yes we're all going to be yes we're going to be him oh we're all the crab cycle yes are you a purist you neutral are you a radical crab I'm a radical crab a oh my God that could have ended me all right guys we do you know I got to grandmas on G you know I don't like when you poke me like that you know over tour I got to Grandmaster rank on you that's it I'm Grandmaster in life we are not the same and I've ended the stream just a little manlier than I started thank you for watching and I'll see you later have a good one bye bye

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Length: 14min 30sec (870 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 02 2024