If Doofenshmirtz Was Charged For His Crimes | Nux Reacts

if Doofenshmirtz was charged for his crimes I actually had people recommending me watch this apparently it's a new one and I'm down because Doofenshmirtz is awesome [Music] hi Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz have covered the entire Eastern Seaboard in tin foil littering to the extent incredible he based his voice acting off of me the Heinz is done here with land him a fifteen thousand dollar fine thousand dollars Fox merch is uncancelable cancelable before even I became uncancelable he is the Godfather of not getting canceled when he should let's get this one out of the way [Music] now oh my god dude this sentence keeps Rising I believe in love no shots not the monster truck located it's a Chinese dude I cannot believe this ow I wasn't done talking did he gather every single time doofenshmer's captured someone on the entire show that was sort of rude [Music] in his defense listen listen no it's a 428 year life sentence at this point but in my client's defense your honor tell me what you think but no pressure [Music] incredibly based Doofenshmirtz moment if it would have been like you doing Jefferson County Motor Speedway there are nine cars literally the most based man in history present at the speedway each have four tires and the average cost of a single racing car tire is two thousand seven hundred dollars so do benchmarks would have to pay 97 value of the tires that he's deflating replace the tires oh my god well the pain is thorough I will destroy every lawn Norm in the entire there are about 5 million garden gnomes in the tri-state area damn [Music] exciting from me literally the most base man in history goodbye to blinking detour signs [Laughter] literally history is most base bad I'm going off Google here but with the Tri-State air beam roughly the same size as England England has 800 000 road signs do frenchmets have to pay to replace all of that well to be fair though England's roads are ass [ __ ] they're [ __ ] [ __ ] they're a cluster [ __ ] of a [ __ ] [ __ ] and a half you can't compare and also all of the traffic Carnage Hebrew cause but after I launched this baby into orbits my problem will be solved then I can go on to eliminate all the other annoyances that make my skin crawl like uh nature oh my God Beauty morning talk show House I mean to be fair that's kind of based I was just talking about how uh if we could whack Stephen Colbert that this is a joke oh my god oh no [Music] oh well goodbye to musical instruments that start with B dudes literally the most based villain of all time every time I see clips of him I'm reminded by how Bassy is I've stolen all these steaks in the tri-state area and I keep them here in my state containment unit [Music] collect my Harvest through the city streets where it will be processed with my secret ingredients to produce the most irresistible compaction in the tri-state area great I have to do chocolate now anyways the tri-state area has roughly 289 000 tons of chocolate dude [Music] all of it go into every single one of these calculating the prices of all this shiz man the amount of work that went into this eight minute video One turn would cost around three thousand meaning we have to add on 867 million dollars plus 25 years for the theft damn we suspected your Nemesis Dr Doofenshmirtz has been pilfering bricks from buildings across the tri-state area animals are rioting convicts are escaping from the zoo it's chaos you've got to the man where is so nice of them to leave the keys inside well to be fair if they left the keys inside then they were kind of asking for it right slushy the clown statues have disappeared all over the tri-state area without that clown there's just nothing fun about lunch anymore [Music] damn it's time for platypus flambe yes as soon as he walks through that front door no more Perry the Platypus evidence and Shadow is just taking notes off Dr Doofenshmirtz here within 30 to 40 minutes the yeast will rise and you'll be buried alive that is the most Vil I love it so much it's like so iconically cartoonish it's like every single book has that villain that's like and I will leave you there with the Rope dangling you above the alligators where one thread of the Rope tears every 27 minutes in an hour and a half all the threads of the Rope will tear and you will fall to your demise it's like Lord have mercy then have some which I will not do using my new disinter vaporator and and you bury the Platypus will now be disinter vaporated along with it damn get out of the way Perry the Platypus don't make me drop this giant magnet on you well then as a lazy tailor would say Suit Yourself thank you when you're waiting to order a pizza and the person in front of you can't decide on a topping oh I hate that I hate it I will destroy anyone who can't make up their minds here we go Doofenshmirtz first death sentence as he attempts to kill everyone that can't make up their mind no that is not [Music] no no merely created a machine that wouldn't kill them it would destroy their uh their inability to make decisions and then they will start deciding things so in my client's defense your honor you never actually saw the make up your mind donator in activated state so you don't really know how about you jump and fetch me something too huh something like that is a platypus why don't you say hello to my new pet crocodiles Susan I'm Susan I name them after each other that's pretty wholesome I literally just made the whole crocodile meme prepare to be delicious prepare to be delicious I love him together we will launch our Nemesis into the sky my name is Norm enemy of the Platypus is man true what is this yeah oh you're not going to steal a shot from me this time huge hands hands but you are too late I love the dedication to this video so much [Music] domestic terrorism I will not be attending the ceremony but my pigeons will be there to Reign on his bread I'll be dude is literally the most based villain in history he's gonna [ __ ] all over this dude's parade by releasing a million pigeons charging him for criminal mischief here which gives him 30 days and 2565 dollar fine I'll construct the Great Wall of the tri-state area thereby cutting off the citizens from the rest of the world and that just sounds helpful how do people get in and out of the city you ask with this official Doofenshmirtz approved there's one problem with this you need planning permission from the council to pull off something like this and since he's not gonna get it they will just dismantle his wool straight away planning breach was this [Music] was This brilliant produce the media resonator pending Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated it will erase all video signals print ads photographs basically it will erase any image in the entire Thrice state area section 173 of the data protection act what the [ __ ] makes it a criminal offense to delete information with the intention of preventing disclosure dude he I'm telling you the amount of research this guy put into the video holy crap I will unleash my giant penguins at the fair today so they may begin freezing the entire Ty then I will sell all these citizens of Danville my organic yet highly addictive the friend okay everybody get in me and we'll go get in me pause assuming it's custom made I doubt this vehicle is registered oh come on man get my client a break God damn it Lord why why and don't worry about your lack of training and experience because I have an ace in the hall this the misbehavinator it's uh well it does what the name implies watch this Doofenshmirtz cheats in a dog show which since it has a cash prize would make him viable in court I will give him the same sentence as the person who cheated on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire conspiracy to cheat the competition this dude has three life sentences sir does does the court have any witness who can testify to these crimes other than the noises made by an animal your honor and my client's defense he did this for the sake of progress of society and his heart is in the right place and also he made a YouTube apology video sentence three death 11 life sentences 684 years 123 billion dollar fine and dismantling his wall that was fire that was a sick video stupid trips is such a wild villain I love him like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 02 2023