IF AN AMERICAN KID WENT TO A BRITISH SCHOOL

hello everyone johnny here and welcome back to another video now today's video i'll be talking to you about if an american kid came to a british school now if you're american you're watching this it's all just light-hearted banter don't take it seriously just for entertainment before we get this video up we're gonna smash 35 000 likes that'd be much appreciated go down below smash that button right now also go get yourself some merch if you haven't already the website's right there on the screen it's lovely go get yourself a t-shirt but yeah without further ado let's get into the video [Music] right so the first thing i want to talk about here if an american pupil came to a british school is they wouldn't last a day they actually wouldn't they think they're so hard but in their own way the bullies in their school yeah from what i've seen from tv programs and all that [ __ ] and and some people might go yeah but it's not a good representation disney channel is not a good representation films where there's high schools and a good representation but if you have our films like kids adulthood um i don't know like ill manners blah blah blah i know they like very rough areas but it is a it's a kind of realistic idea of what life is like over here so why wouldn't it be a realistic idea of what life's like over there you know what i'm saying so yeah i reckon if a bully uh come to england um from america i reckon his time will go slightly like this so i put my hands up to play in my song you know i gotta fly away not in my head like oh a call from the states must be my good old buddy brock hey bro why's that it's your friendly neighborhood brogmeister how's it going dude just wanna give you a call to check out my best bud i'm doing super awesome bro thanks for the call man that's awesome dude hey what's high school like in england oh dude you would not believe it it's totally full of noobs i can feel i'm gonna run the high school already no way i knew my fellow jock wouldn't let me down t-pack of course not dude you know me hold on bro i've just seen a little sixth grader on his own i'm gonna show him how us americans do it oh yeah you rock show them hell bro hey punk i said hey punk you talking to me yeah i'm talking to you dweeb now hand over your lunch money i'm sorry what are you freaking death i said head over your lunch money now do you want to die what i don't have any cash on me it's all on my fingerprint how do you not know that right well then it seems like you're gonna march to the cafeteria and buy me a sandwich yeah all right bob i beg you leave me alone your actual nick don't you speak back to me you're a sixth grader now march march that's it if you don't want to take me there i'm guess i'm going to have to drag you there put your hands on me gee mom's up we're gonna have a problem whatever loser i was the head boy in my school you do as i say are you [ __ ] brother you king dumb i said don't touch me you meant what this doesn't make any sense how are you so strong have you been on the juice bro shut up cut me away and slang you know what just for trying to violate me run me your stuff right now boy what's that a knife oh i'm so scared of a knife let me hand over my tea and biscuits to the british kid we have guns where we come from news flash that can't damage me i'm a real warrior your country's for the freaking noobs you know what this what the frick why am i actually bleeding oh my god i didn't know you could actually get hurt from a knife i thought it was only guns oh my god i'm dying jesus help me please i'm too cute to die somebody out back sir sir please you've got to take me to the nurse why child whatever seems to be the motto i've been stabbed sir and there's no one else around please you've gotta help me you're right there is no one around is there what sir please just get the school nurse i didn't know poxy british knives could puncture my skin i thought it would only be an ar-15 i've never seen a boy with three holes in his body before and it's already loomed up for me so what are you talking about please help me yes yes okay okay but i have to do some examination for a report of the school nurse how deep on average would you say the stab wound is oh i i don't know like two inches perfect now before we get into the next skit i know you love mr skits and i ain't done a skit in a minute um and the reason for that is because i've basically done every skit areas to do i've been on this channel for like six years now and i've basically done every single skit i can do so yeah it's hard to kind of skip ideas at the moment hence why i've been switching up my content and trying to do more in real life stuff so i mean get my personality across more rather than being characters and by the looks of it you don't seem to like it obviously there's some of you that still like miss my skits of course of course i like making skits but um it's good to see that a lot of you like the new content as well because yeah i think it's it's refreshing to make new content and i think with youtube you need to kind of switch up your content every now and then so yeah that's what i'm trying to switch out with some fresh new content but hopefully all the kids are me the real loyal fans will like it no matter what i upload but uh yeah so don't worry i'm not completely getting rid of skits yet but i'm just trying to switch up my content just um just to just to just yeah because because adapting adapting's good in it like you know what i mean it's it's good to switch up the stuff but yeah let me know some video ideas down below that you want to see me do something different to skits um yeah and i'll put my own spin on it if you know even if someone else has done it i might even start making skits and putting on tick tock i'm not sure yet but um yeah at the moment i'm enjoying what i'm uploading um yeah that's all that matters isn't it now the next situation i want to talk about here is how they would chat to birds you know uk birds are a lot different to american girls let me tell you that now and especially london chicks um yeah what it goes on like this omg there she is chanel smith the hottest girl in high school time to go make my move and make up my prom queen here goes nothing is unknown man his piece was bear straight in that no way i was sucking it a lie i don't know hey chanel i must say you're looking freaking hot today you smell lovely too what's that in your skin let me guess it's chanel what it's called body spray oh well either way you look hot as a cayenne pepper i love to tap that ass how does this sound i know you must fancy the pants off me because oh look at me i'm a jock but how does it sound me and you day for two the movies and a cantaloupe dinner from is this guy peru wetty hey everyone i've got an announcement to make chanel smith would you be my beautiful prom date oh my days man you're such a cringe bag brother begging me for me i lie so much you about would you be my prom date kidnap what but i'm the king of the jocks my dad has a 401k so i don't even know what jock is or a 401k pushing you man i beg your mood for me and besides i've got my eye on someone else anyway what that douchebag but i'm running for class president he's not even in the football team what you're trying to be a prefect oh my god you're actually the biggest sneak a lie but but he's a poor ass dweeb he looks like he lives in the freaking projects nah man he's our bathting still plus his land bangs he's got hella runners right that's it hey puck leave chanel alone she's mine what you heard me i'm not repeating it no did it come again big man ah fine you want to fight over her so be it let's take it to the basketball court first one to 21 gets the girl brother who you get allowed to and secondly i don't know what you're talking about chanel smith she said she fancies you and i'm not having it raw that thing over there yeah apparently she gives unreal swaps you know i move that's my team i yo chanel you're looking pain still but what's it all right let me get your snap of course i don't freak again i'm a freaking jock my dad will sue you all and the third situation i want to talk about yeah is their banter is so different to ours like the uk is very nitty gritty like we insult each other a lot as friends that's just how we d that's just what we do as friends that we're very we're we're very like real honest country put it that way and uh it's a bit different over there oh hey brother look at this chick that follow me first and instead how fishy no she didn't follow you first brother what are you lying for yeah she did you prick what you trying to say i'm ugly you're saying yes that's exactly what i'm saying state of europe well why is she following me renee i don't know probably think she'll gay or something i want you to post makeup tutorials so she can get tips yeah a good one anyways what's that little essex thing saying you say it no bro i've not yet her parents always in got some sick header phone in cinema toilets have a day though no way rain's bruv oh speaking of [ __ ] tell your mom i said thank you for the other day for what she done me a little sons mates right in it finished all over her face a lot and she only charged me a score i must say she enough no way around the cockpit stupid slag yeah you ain't wrong mind you at least my mom's racking in adobe in a part-time brass they'll ask me to beat your mom what's your dad and look without going you know that's a bit strong in it you prick i was depressed over that for months what are you still doing here then you should have topped yourself for your lowest it would have been a [ __ ] laugh off bro i've got ptsd from that [ __ ] so was he who could blame her for hitting her she's such a boring [ __ ] anyone would have felt without a stupid hall i'm actually such a brick what is true that whiny voice goes straight through me imagine hearing that every day when they're trying to rump it no wonder he bothered her yeah [ __ ] off probably about you in a minute yeah all right unique right anyways i gotta be in the detention in five i'll shout you later in it yeah sweep up nice one sweet [Music] [Applause] dude what just happened i didn't know you had beef with that guy what i don't but you two were just going at each other like a pack of wild animals i thought he was gonna suck a punch's ass what no he's my best mate why that's your best bud for life then why was you going at each other then oh that no it's just banner in it nothing serious just funny in it banter what banter you know like light-hearted insults to each other because your mates but doesn't that defeat the purpose of being best friends for life what no look try give me an insult but in a kind of friendly way so you don't really mean it go on try it um okay hmm i've got it [Music] you suck eggs pal [Music] [Applause] such a leak anyways as in the video i hope you did enjoy please 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Channel: Johnny Carey

Views: 2,041,720

Keywords: Johnny carey, if American kid went to a British school, if American kid went to a uk school, uk vs usa, secondary school, high school, types of, types of students

Id: s414H5Jx9BE

Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 15 2021