IF A BRITISH KID WENT TO AN AMERICAN SCHOOL

hello everyone johnny here welcome back to another video now today's video i'm gonna be showing you what would be like for a british kid to go to an american high school i don't have a way around before you loved it so i thought yeah let's switch it around and see what it'd be like if you knew what i knew please smash that big subscribe button also smash the like button and you have further ado let's get into the video [Music] right so the first point i just want to talk about here is bullies now my representation is just going off disney channel and just like typical stereotypical american movie so if you're american watching this don't get offended it's all a joke but yeah i just have this image in my head of american buddies like turning you upside down and shaking you for your lunch money and they just don't seem intimidating at all and i just feel like as someone from britain if i went to american high school and that was the case yeah no one's getting bullied hey new kid a little birdie tells me you've been talking to my girl is that true dweeb bob are you done you just nearly made me drop my suit say well answer the question you punk listen brother i'll beg you [ __ ] off you don't want to see my mindy cause i'm trying to build my and spiffing i know me allow me allow me what you're begging for forgiveness now or too late mckenzie my name's not mckenzie but that ship's already sailed alright mate hey jessica is this the guy that spoke to you yeah that's him what shut up you stupid [ __ ] i've never seen you before my [ __ ] life what are you talking about all your americans make up tonight for no reason you're [ __ ] weirdos chad are you seriously gonna let him talk to jessica like that yeah chad if you let this slide i'm leaving you [Music] what you gotta do something to do with the [ __ ] fed up with this [ __ ] been in three days and you're already trying to test man i only flew out here for the cali as well and i'll put you in a spiffy [ __ ] come see what i want if not [ __ ] off oh no i'm so scared what are you going to do make me some tea and crumpets without butter let's go me and you british kid now why can't i just build my zoo in peace bub come [Applause] chat dance battle activated [Music] okay okay yeah yeah [Music] your move hon [Music] um [Music] hold on before we go any further have you liked the video no i'm gonna go down and i like it it only takes two seconds i'm still waiting just waiting for you to like that video minimized it you liked it nice one right the next thing i want to talk about is what p would be like or gym class so today team we have a new girl joining our gym class and her name is becky and she's from london you're right hey becky right now today we're gonna continue with some cheerleading cheerleading people that sounds dead call me do you sign us no sorry we have to do this we have a big game coming up right girls everyone hands in oh a few moments later [Music] where did she go uh excuse me stacy chelsea can you go outside and check it becky's okay i don't think she's feeling too hot ah okay miss fine god [Music] 12 seconds later well well well here she is mrs i'm from london you think you're better than us what what you're going on about you weirdo get back in there and help us out with the cheerleading pyramid i won't have it ruined by you i'm supposed to be on top of the pyramid you know oh why do you care about that so much lad because everybody knows that the cheerleading team get to perform at the end of the semester for the football team and chad stevens is going to be playing oh my god he's so dreamy who chad stevens oh my god you know nothing he's head off the football team and him and stacy here kind of have a thing so she's going to be head girl next year too oh i know my man he's buffaly i gave him not the earlier behind the bin store what you gave him nadi what does that mean i gave him briz you know slops brain i sucked him off his thing is big i can't lie be fishy though kind of taste that soup yeah grass isn't it hey that's my man you're talking about what the man hello men are trash boo still it's not my problem you obviously ain't doing it right she's lying stacy don't listen to her chad wouldn't get it with this skank yeah you [ __ ] you're a freaking liar okay then well who's thick is it i'm stuck in here then b why would i lie for i give the brizzy door alive why would you film that so i can better it for other boys that i'm a jesse in it like openly i'll sit on my slack so that coming over here is quite a bonus in it because i can practice another ways and when i go home they don't really know my body can't i don't they count in it's another country you get me we haven't even slept together yet you [ __ ] what do you want me to do ain't my fault sure lost in it you're clearly a [ __ ] you're pretty riddled as well darling i've only got a clap you've probably got chlamydia uh what's that i want gonorrhea her meat not herpes and a blood transfusion thing like how could you do that you [ __ ] what about girl cold i don't know you i move man my sister's calling me hello yeah man america's good enough that's it i can't let this british girl take my man take this you [ __ ] oh my god this [ __ ] does not just chat ass at me hold on w26 fam are you dumb now the third and final example i want to give is what it'd be like on their first day of school okay class today we have a new student joining us he goes by the name of ross and he comes from all the way to london england say hello ross what are you saying what are we saying nothing you dweeb didn't they teach you that and second i raised school what shut up unique it means hello oh my god brock you're the funniest get a little this guy oh my god these are bad news now now class settle down i want you all to make ross feel welcome okay can we all agree to do that yes mrs brown good ross you just go take your seat there right next to billy sweet right class let's continue with some math okay so the first question is who knows what a metaphor is hey new kid safe bottle of water bottle of water oh my god that's hilarious but i love water [Laughter] right what year you lot in you're very mature year dude what the freak is a year this is 10th grade also known as sophomore god what a loser i know right bro all about the tweet boss one-way trip to punkville the only passenger you [Laughter] oh my god that's so totally funny way to go steve you pawn this jackass jesus christ hey ross where's joey and chandler what i don't know who's that oh my god he doesn't even know what friends is i'm not surprised he hasn't got any just keep it to give a rush don't let these knees bother you but you're only out for six months while your mom's working just don't snap and ruin it hey new kid why the long face it's just a joke god you british is so sensitive if you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to toughen up a bit oh it's just a joke yeah a joke like banter in it we call it banter oh it's just a joke how about my turn then how about you free or going suck your mums hey you can't talk about my mother like that she died last year that's too far what that jokes hey didn't you hear me my mother passed away take that back so ain't my fault she's a canal what's your dad doing sucking [ __ ] get it cause she's dead she choked hey bud you okay yeah screw this guy we'll see him after lesson right we're gonna make your life freaking hell watch hey all of you turn around and face the front what it's just a joke whatever man i couldn't care less hey new kid don't let them freaks get to you they tried to do it to me since i started and they haven't stopped since oh nah don't worry i ain't trust me these are nicks man i'm good safe though me and you were alive ross very very very alike both made an outcast by the social hierarchy of the school jocks what um yeah i guess so they push our heads down the toilet give us atomic wedgies make us go running down the hall naked crying i mean that's never happened to me this is my first day but i'm sick of it and today's the day ross today's the day i get my revenge on this crushed squad uh right mate um i mean it's good for you and all but um really on the same page and i mean like they already done that much to me die you [ __ ] roaches anyways as in the video i hope you did enjoy please leave a like if you did go get yourself some merch is in the top link of the description much appreciated subscribe today to join the kids around me yeah goodbye

Channel: Johnny Carey

Views: 1,717,977

Keywords: Johnny carey, if a British kid went to an American school, if an American kid went to a British school, uk vs usa, high school, secondary school, types of students, if a roadman went to an American school, roadman

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Length: 13min 5sec (785 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 14 2022