Ice King's Lore Is BIZARRE | Adventure Time

ladies and gentlemen I have been bothered for months about this apparently there is this two-part holiday special and Adventure Time or something the only reason why I know that is because my chat has been absolutely obsessively unhinged all day the problem with hyping things up is if it doesn't live up to the height then you killed it for everyone literally everyone we obsess because we care well I'm happy you do that so let's see let's see what we got let's see what we got all right all right everyone's spamming lore all right no spoilers chat no spoilers you can spam lore but no spoilers boss is going to go crazy for this one all right let's do it to episode it special leave like subscribe I don't know uh if it's not if this if these next two episodes don't live up to the hype I'm dropping Adventure Time after season 3 okay uh let that be a let let that be a lesson to you Holly Joy Secrets okay let's see what this hype is all about let's see what this hype is all about treasure map okay Jake you made this yeah and you buried the treasure right here uhhuh Jake you're awesome me when my best friend hide secret treasure directly under where I'm standing is this really how this awesome episode starts listen the first 6 seconds relatively underwhelming this is so cool they're just passing by skeletons on their way down and he dug it even deeper than them [Music] a suitcase it's just a suitcase oh man I found it in the dump and then bury it without looking inside yo now that's a best friend that is literally a best friend when you find some [ __ ] in a box and you don't know what it is and you wait to open it with your homie a that's literally so old wait a second man I know this case one night while you were away at ladi's house I was dancing one night when you were getting Mega lead in the Woods Evil types evil per chance I saw the Ice King doing something suspicious evil oh let's go I'm so happy it's an ice ice King episode bro is he just hiding his porn bro you're going to open that up and you're going to see LLY uh horse porn and vosch going up Trail him to the dump where he buried this case in the ground your evil tapes full of evil Secrets everyone in chat is spamming porn L try I'm going to B hurry you where no one will ever find you under all these boogers no one will look under those boogers no one to look for his goon tapes under the boogers that's for sure I waited for him to leave but he played in those boogers for hours [ __ ] I love Ice King so much I love him so much bro he's so good I decided to come back later for the case but I lost track of it wa and I I found it mhm let's have a SE okay all right okay he played in The Boogers for hours if this is the Ice King lore I'm going to kill you literally in Minecraft in real life I'll in real life in fortnite attention secret tape watching party today at noon Finn and Jake's awesome house only Finn and Jake and beo are invited why are you putting posters if you're only inviting yourself oh my God I love Adventure Time so much oh wow they're really going ham with the advertising there now nobody will bother us Jake Jake come on wait that's how he's keeping people away God an Adventure Time Christmas all right dude okay let's see if this hype is real I'm ready yes B it goes in my butt oh okay all right wow beo getting the those back shots damn those hello dear diary pretty good day wow it's Ice King diary wait is this going to be Ice King's backstory is that the episode dude Chad is going insane right now so far got up bright and early had a healthy and slimming breakfast did 14 minutes of cardio and I finally got her are we watching sh in the I think it's the Ice King's diary I mean I'm not going to win Carpenter of the year or anything but it's a place to hang up the old toothbrush a it's Gunther Gunther hey Gunther Gunther lore are we getting Gunther lore bro I'm telling you ever since season 2 episode 1 where the freaking nidos sphere guy walked up to Gunther and was like hello Dark One get get away from the camera sweetie Papa's recording his innermost thoughts remember I explain this to you hey cther well anyway as you can see I'm not wearing my quank crown I'm not wearing my quank sweetie I raised my voice don't call your penguin sweetie CU you were giving me the silent treatment you understand I love you okay this is very creepy can we fast forward no ma'am we might miss something there must be more to life than this a a this is so sad I know you don't like when I'm contemplative contemplative contemplate let's put on a play what oh I oh my [ __ ] god dude you're kidding me first of all ice gang needs a hug holy [ __ ] I love him so much he's such a cool character second of all and much more importantly this is the episode you've been hyping to me for 5 months 5 months King you're so cool you take such good put care of yourself I want to be with you why would he role play as Princess Bubblegum no G beard stays on the beard stays on during SE well we'll let it cook we'll let it cook I need you to wear the beard G hey pause it beo there's got to be some evil secrets in here I want to keep watching okay well why don't I make us some snacks so I don't have to watch this can we sit on the floor I feel so far away from you guys okay now hold still no poy God thing you moved oh what's this no also why would you rip it that way okay secret tapes I want to watch catch you later Gunther no don't just leave Gunther there no okay let's go Ice King break it down break it down show us that old man Riz Gunther dance gun dance [Applause] party is this just showing you how sad Ice King's life is thanks [Music] Gunther you're Gunther what the [ __ ] is going you're gun no you're Gunther you're Gunther no you're gun oh dude if this is actually leading up to something insane then they are doing the greatest misdirection of all time no need you more dance party for us right Gunther oh no no no what wait no no no no no no may I have this dance there's probably some evil Secrets coming in dude he's this is so sad this is literally the saddest thing in the world bro someone wants to see the secret tapes if only they shouldn't have plastered advertisements throughout the forest what oh but I was so clear in my fire let's pick through the window and check who it is maybe it's just a pizza right right it could just be a pizza knocking on the door true hey what you guys are checking too loud oh you're right more quietly okay all right all right I'm quieter now cool what is this episode like this is the least unhinged Adventure Time episode in the entire Series so far okay and it's Ice King it's ice with a skunk with a ribbon guys it's me can I come in and watch the secret tapes with you I brought some giftes okay if we're quiet long enough Ice King will take no one's home and go away and the good news is he never broke into anyone else's property or kidnpped anybody or or did sex trafficking of any kind so he's been known to keep the law h no one's home guess I'll go away no he's so low huh just turn your alarm off that sounds like beo how does he know them so well no no ice sking is such an upstanding citizen dude I know this feeling when an alarm goes off in the worst time ever my alarm test is time for Fin's B fin get naked [Music] God damn it why are there so many beos seexual references going on in this episode Finn get naked no just hit your snooze button I canot self snooze it's against my programming well then tell me how to do it press and hold then press the button on top of my head I am sorry we can still take a p oh my god dude is such a weirdy such a weiry Finn get naked you must know we're watching his tapes we need to find his Secrets faster they just leave him outside while they're watching his private diary gooner [ __ ] dreams because oh my that's so sad oh diary thank you for listening to me fast forward beo S I have the mean to tell you something insanely private but ter I I love to my full of milk like I'm a magic angel I so I my little off under the milk they me I gig these tapes just make me feel so bad for him everything he's doing just to entertain himself to try to find purpose in his life and the milk Turtles I got all stinky and sticky disgusting I'm disgusting I'm disgusting I'm disgusting I smell like this is so sad though right isn't this just tragic anyway back to the and he just goes straight from from crying as like a lonely man that hates himself to just the Jolly person that he pretends to be oh man play so there we are Turtle Princess is frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow and there was magic in the air uh andrate after sex trafficking a popular women we're both feeling it but before I could leave the library Finn and Jake show up you know how Jake is stretch this stretch that P he knocks off my crown and then Finn bogs me on the nose still hurts too the worst part is Turtle Princess took away my library card the worst part is the sex meat that I've kidnapped got away again no dear diary I'm starting to worry that all these entries sound exactly the same and that my life is just me running in place on some giant hamster wheel fast forward beo no bro this is so sad oh my God this is tragic this reminds me of the time anyway long imagine the floor I'm going to take a nap no these tapes are important you just don't know why yet be me when I'm looking through my friend's old porn stash fast forward to triple speed okay [Music] okay I'm on a giant Andrew D hamster wheel kidnap princess get arrested start all over [Music] [Applause] again dude that's why he such a good ass that's why Ice King's ass is so [Applause] good what the [ __ ] bro what is this episode oh when he's so sad again the way he's constantly toggling from just this happy guy working out showing use workout routine to just so sad and alone dude this is like such a crippled character femo play normal Speed come on baby in the pocket I can't do it I can't do it maybe he's talking in secret code tell telling evil secrets and secret code he's brilliant yeah yeah I don't I don't know uh like brilliant or I mean like I I mean I I see where you I see why you say that but but like I mean but um uh actually dude today oh I have to go to work today oh that sounds fun he's brilliant my little plug let me get my little plug and plug it into my Tesla maybe I can get an erection one day he's Brillion he's so smart for that God the way he sex traffics women is just dipping it in the sauce God if if only if only he would if only he would sex traffic men as much as he would sex traffic I'm just saying sex trafficking well how do we decode the secrets why don't we call others for help beo you're brilliant well who do we call um the smartest person we know Princess Bubblegum she's brilliant you literally just devalued that word 100f old you watched Ice King playing in boogers for 2 hours and called him [Music] brilliant [Music] breaking and entering my specialty hi Princess Bubblegum hey Finn Jake and I found a bunch of secret tapes we were wondering if you'd help us to code them codes yeah they're really stupid but you know maybe they're encoded or whatever oh you called the right person I know a lot about codes dude every time I hear Starfire's voice coming out let's start with [Applause] [Music] h hey princess we got disconnected hello finny yeah that's how phones work yes oh my god dude dude I love advention time so much I love Adventure Time so much that's crazy hey you sound weird weird must be a bad connection uh that's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone that's how it works yeah Ice King is on the phone outside so how's the weather in Candy Kingdom well the usual there's ice everywhere and it smells like penguins the only thing that smells like penguins is you he was so close the perfect scheme how did he fall for that no yeah he's brilliant brilliant by the way you Ice King how did you what are you doing I want to watch secret tapes with you guys it'll be nice no man but he's brilliant he doesn't know that we're watching his tapes we got to find his evil Secrets before he uses them against us oh fine no more nice now you no more nice now you get ice get ice ladies and gentlemen I may not have written this show but I'm goddamn high enough to write it next time let's freaking go dude come on come on don't say pre-at you can't do this literally I did not pre-at try watching those tapes with frozen eyeballs why did he climb the building if he could just fly That's How It Ends I'm literally Furious literally Furious okay dude this two episode Special has got to be insane this next episode has to be freaking mindblowing what the freak bro like sub subscribe and this video was streamed live on kick.com nuxanor see you there stay weird fad

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Id: n35BxvU3UxQ

Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 01 2024