I WON $93,057,932 in Crab Game! (definitely not Squid Game)

hello fellow engineers and welcome to crab game start scrolling through steam wondering what to play and i noticed danny the youtuber that brought us muck created a new game based on netflix's squid game although apparently not because he might get sued so the actual reason i got this i was looking through the steam page and i saw what one of these very satisfied customers had to say about it and i was instantly sold so i went onto my discord server and i pinged everyone yes everyone the reaction wasn't too great i got 33 people that put the angry rce remote on there but we got a full server full of people with microphones it's gonna be beautiful so let's get into it apparently this is what we call content these days oh no i've gone through the math bastards yes i'm alive i'm alive again so what team am i on i am on i'm on red i think there's so many people so the idea of this one is you just gotta press all of these tiles and turn them into your color get back green stupid green at the end of the round whichever color has the most points wins oh god i am going hard come on red 69 we got 69 points we won automatically win a good tactic this is just to follow someone so that guy's a blue person and i'm just undoing all of his work and he has no idea it is beautiful oh he's noticed he's noticed i think he can hear me oh god so the pinks got annihilated there's hands and feet everywhere disgusting oh so this is red light green light what made the show famous oh god that's terrifying don't move a muscle go go go go go oh god don't touch your mouth leg it oh i can hear one every time am i going to make it all right go go go go go oh i hear explosions behind me [Music] come on oh that was quick is that danny's face on that bloody very butt thing that's terrifying yes in your face get in there boys only three of us meet no four of us made it and five five players left oh god it's getting serious now that really cut down the numbers that game right so this is bomb tag okay so it's basically like it if you haven't played it at school if you're british you probably did basically run away from the bomb because whoever has the bomb can touch you and then you get the bomb which is not a good place to be i'm gonna and then stay up here yes you do explode so that guy has a bomb they're probably gonna go for me so i'm gonna stick with other people hey the greater good guys you gotta sacrifice yourselves for me oh god he's behind me oh did he just explode oh god oh dear the bomb is not in a good place because it's in my hands get back here sacrifice yourself come on oh my the fuse it's getting shorter i must have touched him by now come on there we go oh just in time that was a bit of a sneaky transfer i hold that to the last minute three players left small color climb all right one of us three it's him run away he's probably behind me oh he's behind him oh he got all right just let him battle it out matt bollocks [Music] oh no i can hear the timer i didn't make it i could i stopped three podium i'll take podium all right so the final round is these two it's a bomb tag we're watching de lucas oh god oh he's so agile but not agile enough those reactions oh damn who won that super idiocy 138 million that's all right that all right playground hide and seek this is going to be interesting with 40 people say what i was hiding seek champion 1990 so you guys are in trouble there are a few dead bodies poking about we're safe hey don't slap me off don't you don't sacrifice me i'm the leader now oh god i survived they turned on me but i still survived oh god this bomb tag with this many people look at the map look at all the nodules on there i hear a bomb behind me i definitely hear a bomb too many people [Music] he blew up lovely all right key plan stick with these guys they like they know what they're doing you know what you're doing don't you so yes i don't about you guys but i'm running see sacrifice yourselves for me sacrifice yourselves oh did you see that oh bread or whatever your name was you're in pieces oh didn't even get close love it look at this guy doing freaking karate kicks i'm sticking with ye look at this guy oh that's that's what i'm doing from now on i'll do that to win every challenge nice 14 of us left oh we're back in the dorm the lights out i'm sure nothing bad will happen something bad will definitely happen nah they said nothing's bad is going to happen no don't lie why would they say that if nothing bad is going to happen it makes no sense i'm scared i'm just gonna whisper piss off 12 seconds left no i'm one hit away from dying must survive one second come on oh god that was close i got nine health all right so we've got to try and get the hat all right where's the hat it's over there [Music] suckers larry that guy's got it he's at the back behind you no all right we gotta grab oh i got him back off with it okay i've got it i got it legit no it's my hat [Music] [Laughter] you're not escaping with my hat it's my hat no it's my hat give it give it give it there you go [Music] i got the hat you idiots oh he's dead all right crusty rocks the floor is lava oh god there's only three of us um you can't move well that sounds like i'm gonna win four one's gone oh god i don't want another round what do we do oh no one won no oh did no one win no one won i should have won that all right we are hiding and we're seeking but mainly me hiding oh god oh god ace board right next to me all right just gotta stay hidden right should we should have a nice conversation and ignore everything in the outside world maybe you're gonna die dude look behind you oh well that was a nice conversation nice jump your head came off man you guys you gonna jump a little bit further oh he did hang on there's a bit of a cheese going on they've cheesed it only the very edge works that was sneaky oh no he's won it he's won it he's a millionaire oh i need 34 million not as much as me loud noises loud noises oh i know you make me a slave make me sleep rce do the intro welcome to the crabby games does anything happen all right guy died instantly that's good to see i'm just staying on here until it breaks that guy slid off that was beautiful oh bollocks oh i just about made it not lucky skill me skill yay four people left oh it's a collar one and there's four of us that means one player teams this is going to be interesting all right i'm being targeted here this is not good you bastards oh somehow i didn't die what how the hell did he do that i was doing terrible for all of that i'm in the final two crusty rocks the floor is lava oh god it's just me and ye yep oh we both survived small color climb bomb tag this could be brutal who starts with the bomb [Music] come back here no yes i order you let's come back right now stay away from me it was your idea to not come near me you got to stick to it now [Music] oh i hear bomb behind oh i can outrun him i can outrun him i'm older surely you've got longer legs [Music] yes in your face you're not so chicken nuggety anymore actually that's pretty similar to chicken nuggets yes 40 million i'm deleting my channel suckers right guys and girls last last round with me in oh everyone's frozen in time this is this is weird oh god all right first round lava lake the floor is lava right here i'm god i'm on my own where is everyone i'm literally playing by myself so i'm about to win in your faces round over one player left thank you oh thank you 28 mil no i didn't break the game i just won 28 million quid did you not see it sorry i can't hear you because all my money is blocking my ears did you not win 28 million just then no no just me was it yeah it's piled up next to my 40 million that i won earlier as well i'm making it rain everywhere is it weird to make it rain on myself all right i've got to be quiet be definitely quiet i can see someone prick everyone wants a piece of me it's not fair i see you just ran past me no he cannot find me i find anyone no this is terrifying i just say random voices saying they're going to kill me i got a tactic i got a tactic you bastards ganging up on me all right sandstorm we got bomb tag all right where is the bomb i do not know all right i can see i can see the bomb they have exploded lovely all right i hear bombage i see bombage i see explosion and just hide under here oh i didn't see me beautiful and another explosion love it another happy landing 11 left right stick two c's it's a bit sus that's me got him oh god all right all good all good maybe not as people come in oh freaking legit you bastards right run as long as i don't take any corners that could be shortcutted i'll be fine i can hear him right freaking yes oh we're in trouble we are in battle to the death we go how i out stick them all right i think we're good i think we're good yes that was tense that was very intense all right hide and seek on the same map oh god all right it's not me good right there behind us that's not fun you can't get me oh god yes he can good he fell off you can do it he's not going to get me no chance he dead all right playground hat king oh so this time we want the hat all right thankfully i've got some points probably not enough definitely not enough i'm gonna explode all right what if we huh oh this is no good i'm dead all right three people left two people one person no one left well that went well so the moral of the story there are no winners in the crab game apart from me who's sitting on 68 million hope you guys enjoyed i'll catch you guys next time this is terrified peace love and crap games everyone say it once peace love and crap games yeah they're all saying it [Music]

Channel: Real Civil Engineer

Views: 219,616

Keywords: crab game, squid game, crab, squid, game, dani, dani crab game, crab game by dani, winning crab game, crab game dani, crab game music, crab game trailer

Id: isnQRLwXx04

Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 30 2021