I Was Warned Not to Visit This City 🇵🇭

huh oh can you give me one in my mouth [Applause] so we're going on a side mission basically my  friend Kia who I rented a motorbike off he's a   tricycle driver ahead and he said my daughter  is having a birthday party would you like to   come I said a birthday party with tandai with  red horse with lots of friendly Filipinos hell   yeah so we're going to a birthday party what's the  most birthday I've never met but it's gonna be fun wow this is a proper adventure to get  there we were across the bamboo Bridge   this is the lengths I go to to make an  appearance at some random person's birthday party   so this is Kia's your name is Kia me yeah oh  James James so this is James uh wife's friend's   daughter's birthday so it's very important  occasion and I'm very excited to meet her we're late for the party hello hello another house invasion hello hello oh wow happy birthday who's whose birthday  is it ah happy birthday have an amazing   day so we got the red horse we usually  have the big occasion for the birthday   yeah yeah we've got the red horse of  course oh this is the birthday cake and they got noodles chicken spaghetti you guys  love your spaghetti we've got the red horse very good yeah the scenery very beautiful scenery   very peaceful not like we're in the city it  doesn't doesn't feel like the city yeah the   city yeah yeah maybe traffic yeah but there are  no roads coming here or there are there is a   road because yeah so they transport everything by  walking they're walking up to the highway yeah wow okay yeah thank you I feel I feel bad I did not get  her a present I have no present I forgot he just told me like five minutes ago because this  one is this is my wife yeah okay hello how are you   good and Friends of my life okay this is the  owner of this house okay it's a very nice house   very nice your husband uh helped me find the  motorbike very I could not find a motorbike   and he was very very kind to let me use his  father's sorry sometimes oh okay no it's fine   but no worries no talking I thought I thought  they were saying saying we make a good couple are you trying to hook us up do you have a husband  you do oh okay not today no chance no no chance   how old are you sir I'm 25. how old did you  think I was I should have asked you to guess how   14. okay I'll take that I'll take  that that's a compliment yeah   it's very thankful for that it's a  company yeah yeah better than you   saying I look 50. how old are you 28 28  okay you look younger [Laughter] [Music] oh you look you look 40. it'd be bad I'm  not 14 years old I'll take that thank you you should see me when I shave my  beard I look 10 years old really yeah free refills you like some sweet lemon  yeah it sounds like a dessert okay just a little bit my wife oh  wow what is it looks very sweet [Music]   there we go thank you very much  all right oh it smells good oh yeah that's so sweet very good Messer up here we go [Music] there's a different way to do it in England [Music] all right no it's okay I'm I'm okay for now maybe   it's some Coca-Cola okay thank you  so much for having me happy birthday   thank you wish you all the best see you next year  for your birthday and uh I'll take this to go thank you for having me hey guys I'm just going to  talk about this company I'm working with recently   outbacker Insurance Travelers like myself tend to  focus on the exciting Parts the new countries the   new experiences and the new friends and saying  yes a lot and they should that's the whole point   however even the most adventurous Journeys can  sometimes be ruined by unforeseen challenges   has been designed to reduce the price of  long-haul Backpacker Gap year and digital   Nomad travel insurance without cutting down  on the cover with outbacker covering over   230 Sports and activities they're the safety  net that ensures you can fully embrace the   incredible experiences without worrying about the  what-ifs visit the link in the description below   or the pinned comment to discover the incredible  travel insurance that outbacker uses I've been   using them for six months now and I've had no  issues at all let's see if we can get a haircut you are available okay here we go hello oh it's the maganda  ladies hello boss how are you   welcome thank you I like the  energy in here it's good energy Bubba looks scary you look like a he's got  a mask on what do you have I have a Blog [Music] Harry Harry jaguard what's your name I will  give you a promotion for your barber shop   what's the name of the barbershop e and d e  and D this is the best barber shop in dipolog well we'll find out after this haircut won't we um  could I have a skin fade skin fade like um medium   skin trade cereal uh yeah zero and then very small  off the top what happened and yeah just very like   this much off top here and then um clean shave  [ __ ] yeah yeah all finished thank you so much   here we go so look at me now I'm gonna  look about 10 years younger at the end   of this people always find it funny how  young I look like how much is it also I   always forget to ask the price how much makana  60 60. oh well good price I'm from England I don't speak bisaya English small Tagalog yeah I'm I want to learn tago I need to learn Tagalog  everyone everyone's speaking Tagalog how many   New Years in Philippines how many years oh I've  only been here for two weeks two weeks two weeks [Music]   Savannah sorry thank you thank you foreign you want to set me up with your mother I've  never had that offer before how old is she 35.   okay I don't discriminate against age it's 35.  okay that means I will be your father-in-law   this guy's looking very guapo he's looking fresh  look at that look at her skin face that's how old   I'm gonna look after this there we go looking good  so far what are the girls in there saying foreign [Music] he's very quick very talented sorry it's not  perfect no it's good very good very good got   uh um can you blend fade yeah yeah okay how  many uh how many haircuts have you done today you've been busy yeah yeah very busy you look good thank you  because he's doing a great job are you from the blog you're  born here yes nice sir um sorry 120 pesos only what is it I'm not so hungry but sure why not how  many how many oh just just uh one just one   is it my syrup yeah yes of course thank  you so much what's up oh yeah that means it must be tasty then okay perfect [Music] it's not your fault don't worry because  now it looks like I just got a chin strap it's a unorthodox here but I don't  mind I've got the chin strap yes um just uh one one yeah I'm  here also one also comedy shave there we go we are finished very good job   looking fresh welcome best haircut  best haircuts in Mindanao yeah how much 200 pesos 200 oh is that is that   good price the tourist price  or the 200 okay sure why not I feel like they're just they're making  up services how long is the massage   how many minutes 30 30 minutes oh  wow that's long massage okay sure nice oh very nice 30 minutes massage oh you're just making up prices here  Australian very nice so far what's up man what does it mean what's the translation okay there we go [Music] it feels very nice wow this is amazing I was not expecting  this we've got a whole head massage yo [Music] [Laughter] good joke oh this feels amazing there's a  lot of pressure a little bit painful but   but a good pain means it's working okay I've  never had this type of massage before 65 years   are you doing some matchmaking for me will be nice sorry no no who is that nice that's who I look like yes wow very good hello oh there we go you're very strong  you're trying to kill me okay oh really   oh wow this haircut is getting strange here we go I'm confused what's going on okay we uh making progress here reverse all right Mike you're  like a vlogger you're doing my job you're very strong and that that uh  the soap they're using is like such   a strong smell of alcohol I'm  gonna smell like alcohol now oh yeah okay Eric Angelo of course oh here we go okay okay one second one second there we go oh wow very good oh yeah send it to your mother tell her  there is an Englishman waiting for her very good my booty yeah yeah so all  right we're going next door because   we can't miss out the ladies I  gotta get my nails done hello how are you good good good  I come got my nails done nice to meet you Jolene how  much is it for the nails 100 okay perfect perfect they are very dirty what   are you ladies getting done you had your  nails done yeah oh oh very nice maganda my Tagalog is good I'm practicing how are my  nails they're healthy yes sir good amazing of course this is the greatest shop  ever I've I have never been to a shop   that's one oh it's two in one what's  the name what's the name sorry AMD   AMD is the most amazing Barber Shop I've  ever been to in my life this is not sponsored can you be forces uh really Facebook yeah  probably [Music] just travel content yeah yeah   so she's just getting all the  cracks all the dead skin [Applause]   I don't get this done very often  but I'm glad I do hello hello come in I have a treatment it's very  this is the best shop ever how long   have you been here in the Philippines  uh two weeks two weeks yeah yeah yeah but I've been to uh the Philippines before is  this your first time sir yeah yeah yeah because in   people think that like Zamboanga North Zamboanga  is dangerous people say it but I I came here to   find out for myself yeah yeah the top one that's  me yeah for me yeah yeah you can of course you can   just found me oh that's me yeah do you have ice  cream yeah okay you can ask if they want ice   cream I buy I buy for them wow who's that guy  he's very Guapo he's looking very hard there it's doing a great job of  course it's fun I love the   the treatments here in the Philippines  you just uh lots of distractions sir   I I have no hands huh Can you can  you give me one in my mouth foreign [Applause] thank you very good now my nails done I didn't I didn't expect  it to be an experience like this but ton hello say something like an animal  speak English actually it's   her birthday today happy birthday how  old are you I'm 23. 23 wow so young Ruby what did you get for your birthday no no  nothing nothing you gotta make a wish [Music]   yesterday oh well congratulations thanks  wow oh color color no no no no no color   no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no  no I'm not I'm yeah just like this yeah yeah   whoa that would be funny if you'd be a color I don't think yeah I don't think  I'm ready for the color yet do the men in Philippines get  color nails oh wow especially girls   the girls love it yeah yeah  not not the men so much there's anything wrong with it  you know there's there's nothing   wrong with getting meows painted but not for me [Laughter] [Applause]   okay here who is single no one single anyone  else oh wow are you looking looking   for a husband maybe one of my followers  is also and we can I can help match me guess my age guess 25 or 24 25. how tall are you sir how tall 5 11 on a good day no I'm joking um 5 10. yeah if I'm if I'm  they're five times five ten I was gonna   make another joke but I will tell me the name  and I will get everyone to subscribe to you foreign okay everyone go and subscribe to his  channel for the best Vlogs in Mindanao that's better than mine sorry I have  Tick Tock but I don't post very often   I don't do the dances unfortunately what's the  best thing about Ninja now your favorite thing   yo your favorite thing about dipolog um people yeah can you relate to  that oh yeah they're very kind people   especially here in this salon salon salon she's pregnant oh wow [Laughter]   we just believe that if someone has a hard time  hearing somebody it means that they're pregnant oh   okay okay she's not actually what about if it's  a boy what if I mishear someone am I pregnant where's a good beach to go  to where do where where's I want to go somewhere where all the locals  go and have like barbecue and red horse yeah now they will be there  okay I'm gonna go there   I will I have a Filipino editor so he will  translate everything everything in the   video so if you've been saying any cheeky things  then he will translate my English is very Rusty   rustic no actually out of all the people I've met  yours is one of the best in in this in dipolog   yeah it's very good English me yeah very good  oh thank you I appreciate it okay that's for you [Music] everyone come here everyone subscribe to him and  uh yeah thank you for watching okay bye guys bye   oh see you soon oh there we go oh my God Jesus Christ hello which which  way which way to uh Boulevard this way   oh here we go okay thank you so much there  we go there we go this way to Boulevard yes   sir okay this way this way all right bye-bye all right let's head to Boulevard all right   I've had my hair cut a makeover now like  any holiday it's time to head to the beach I see the beach beach the  beach and I have a sneaky   sneaky suspicion that there's going  to be some very friendly people there it's not as nice or as busy as I was expecting  okay more this way to dipolog and the beach isn't   even that great but what can you do I know that I  could go to the pack Beach but I don't have time   so we're gonna have to explore this beach  instead because all the way up there and then   it goes all the way around there so I'm gonna  head around there I reckon and uh just trying   to annoy some locals give give them some mango  float because I don't actually I'm not hungry   I bought this because I'm a nice guy so anyway  let's let's go for a little explore of course   wherever there are crowds usually means there are  friendly people so we'll head towards the crowds   come off the car good seems to be everyone's  chilling here hello how was the car good seems   like everyone comes here but no one they're just  they're just sitting here or just like talking   we're not really doing much there's a cool little  minion park over there which is quite cool but   much going on here hello sorry yes can I have a lemon  juice yes sir how much is it 45 on large okay okay sure I'll just get the  lemon juice it's Messer up okay perfect   whoa look at these fruits can I come and see  how you make it oh it's already pre-made [Music]   oh okay you're making that one it's a very  nice little shop it's like a little uh   American soda store you  see on the side of the road I like your top Playboy sugar a little bit of water what are your names ronabell nice to meet you I'm Harry  I go see Harry it's very good yep   good everyone's looking for this and  this is very popular yeah ah okay good   because these two lovely ladies are working very  hard so they come to see the ladies there we go have you put some tandoah in there have you  put some tandua in there no I would say wrong so you're going to Mexico I have tried but not not for a long time like a  year ago I need to find someone who has tandoai   do you girls have some tandoah under there  no there is nonsense okay would you like my   um mango float I do not want it  I I got given it but I am full   sure you win you want it it's  my gift for you thank you no problem oh these fake oh no  they're real so I thought it was fake what's the overload yes it's sugar  no it's the powder that come on it's the orange oh oh coloring organic fruits yeah it's processed nice mixed with honey is this one mine no uh you're  next okay sorry I'm being impatient you should   try overload not just the lemon juice oh  really yeah just overloaded it's everything it does look good a little bit of the flavoring  the syrup and the water coloring and the water   clean water yes good how old are you girls Seven Seventeen seven years old well  you're working young seven years old here   your sisters your sisters friends oh nice nice size here we go she's mixing up and we are nearly ready thank you so much thank you keep a change for  you girls enjoy your day what time did you finish   tonight how many more hours around nine nine  PM what time did you start no for you for you four until nine okay that's  long so enjoy thank you okay oh wow this is whoa look at that  and you can put that oh wow I've   never seen this before like this wait hold on wow modern technology bye-bye I have to say  that is the most modern van and just like a   really nice business I've ever seen they've  even got their Instagram their Facebook   oh no they've got their Facebooks everyone  everyone go on that Facebook and say that Harry   sent you say believe in Lord Jesus Christ  and you will be saved and your households   I like it they've got a nice Jesus quote and  look it's the most modern cup I've ever seen   to everyone go and like their Facebook  because uh they're working very hard and that's bloody good lemonade absolutely muscle  up like really really good very clean lovely   ladies and uh yeah I'm gonna go and uh comment on  their Facebook right now KFC Catherine is fried   chicken Is that real KFC yeah it's real is this  McDonald's Jesus Reigns it's the name of your shop what's this one chicken lumpia  yes how much five for one   uh uh I don't have much cash left so we'll see victory Jonah Lee nice to meet you even if they said no I'm still going to  come around I'm joking hello I'm starting   my first day at work all right let's see uh  See the boss you're all the chef yes you're   the chef you're the head chef everyone listens  to you what are you cooking here what's this and you've got the chicken feeds here  many chickens died in the making of this   all right [Music] how many minutes in there 12  minutes 12 minutes oh you you know what you're   doing you've got good English as well very good  English and what's your job you're the head chef   you're the sous chef they got the spices here  they've got the fruits what's this the spice   okay what's your job you're the oh you're the  rice lady okay nice everyone knows their position   my job is uh Chief chicken feet officer oh this is the chicken leg oh Fried Chicken there liquid skin   you guys are using every part of the  chicken oh that yes oh it looks tasty whoa look at this cooker comes all  the way down here and then they   use the gasoline here it's a nice  old uh they're working very hard okay I will go and eat it thank you so much I wish you have no money left so  oh this is mine oh thank you so   much we got my lemonade and we got my uh lumpia I will eat it right in front  of them so if it's horrible   I will complain and say this is  a terrible service we also have   a nice audience I think he I think he  is hungry as well it's like Christmas ready look at that it's like a little mini spring roll it's good it's good it's very very good let's see if I can show you the inside I'm not   sure if there is chicken in here but it  still tastes good whatever I don't mind five pesos per piece that's crazy good  value for money this is the final one boom perfect just what I needed thank you to meet you that was Master up bye didn't I I paid yeah okay he was  like give me money I was like wait   did I not pay because I sometimes do that hello what's your name you're familiar yeah  yeah yeah nice to meet you [Music] I think I think you're familiar yeah yeah  you've probably seen my videos No One Ever   Knows My Name They just recognize the face  thank you nice to meet you thank you thank   you nice to meet you what's your YouTube Channel  if you just type in Harry J yep oh my name will   come up oh God that's cool nice to meet you  let's do it oh wow what you got there that's   um chicken oh from uh which one play with Fried  Chicken or Kentucky Fried Chicken crispy okay it's busy here yeah I came to show everyone that in  the world everyone thinks that   uh Ninja now is not safe but I'm saying it's safe okay you think we're now safe of course good okay  that's what we like to hear yeah okay bye-bye all   right hello of course come here once we got one  we're gonna get all of them now it's gonna be a   long it's gonna be a long time here how's the  sweet corn family okay this is my daughter oh   wow everyone's so nice Okay me butcher yeah  yeah this one hey thank you yeah yeah yeah   yeah and the boys are the basketball boys is that  Michael Jordan I made that joke too many times now okay all right nice to meet  you Hey Joe oh yeah sure sure   all right oh it's the mug it's the maganda girls okay bye hello yeah yeah um I'm gonna  be here all day okay I'll just stay here   okay sure oh wow we're getting close to  meet you hello okay bye-bye oh more food   of course we've got more we've got  more oh play with our chicken girls where should I come for the  picture yeah Fried Chicken   oh you want me you want me to give you a promotion  on your show it's better than Kentucky Fried   Chicken yeah okay I'm not taking the picture  you've got to take the picture do you want me to   help yourself ladies lovely chicken delicious  oh wow I'm not very good I'm not very good boys chicken have some chicken it's very messed her up would you like some chicken oh here we go here we  go you see actually when it when it gets uh Sunset   it's actually very beautiful I take back what I  said about it not being nice it's actually very   nice just up there wasn't very nice bit here on  the actual Boulevard area we've got the Filipino   flags flying high we've got the palm trees I love  it all right we've got a bit of basketball going   on let's see if I can get involved I mean I am the  best player in England so hello bro you playing   yeah yeah I play for England   I play for England England team okay  should I take my shoes off okay okay um [Music]   you're not gonna take it yeah okay lemon oh how  about your uh yeah uh maybe you you filmed for me   it's it's recording it's recording don't worry all  right we're now not friends we're enemies [Music] I want a clean fight come on they  call me the English Kobe Bryant foreign let's go [Music] oh you must hit me [Music] thank you hello how are you fine always  fine good you do massage yes   uh which one would you recommend oh so it is  hot stone which one which which one would you   recommend I recommend our Signature Massage  which is the Damaris combination yeah Thai   Swedish and shiatsu what is shiatsu shots is  depressing oh nice and sweet dish is the just huh just a normal massage yeah okay I'll get  the signature yeah salamats are you from what   sir country I'm from England yeah so you're a  British I am British what are you doing here   in our simple Town making YouTube videos yeah  YouTube [Music] I'm going to promote your shop what's the name of this shop  Damaris Damaris there you go   guys well I'll tell you how a massage is  after okay it could be the worst massage two characters uh extra cost no no no no no no she just don't want to do it she  said if there's food service you   have to pay two two eggs uh no it's  okay just one just one okay very nice oh nice did you did you just have the massage  yeah how was it perfect good good I'm excited   there we go with the feet I don't know why we  always they always clean the feet I mean I guess   it's because they get dirty that's a stupid thing  to say no I don't think I'm allowed to go there the foreign foreign not foreign tourists   thank you are you married no I'm single wow  I'm looking I'm looking for a Filipino wife I assure you Filipinas very okay that's that's a deal okay we got a green  shorts on and we're ready for the massage   says the management reserves any  right to discontinue the massage   if any malicious actions are conducted I  wonder what that could be what's your name nice to meet you Leah okay I go down on here  yes yes oh there we go my face goes through here you're from dipolog no I'm from Katipunan   yeah I don't know I recognize the name is is  it far from here oh near Cagayan no just only um 50 kilometers from here oh okay are you  fine with a pressure very good you're strong oh it's hot oh yeah a little bit  like aromatic spice yeah I like it you want more I have to go okay okay thank you nice to meet you  bye-bye thank you Leah bye-bye

Channel: Harry Jaggard

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Length: 50min 55sec (3055 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 05 2023