you wouldn't believe what I could do with a banjo I can beat a tree so hard that it Powers me up and I'm going to need all the help I can get because I don't even wear pants I'm a Knight without armor what I'm supposed to be doing is beating this Stone Tower to death which makes me not a very bright night but somehow this isn't also the worst idea I've ever had only the mightiest of Warriors can beat the coins right out of the stones and then Scurry around like aoron to pick them up I could get an extra apple on the tree we drop the apples and those give me more power Tower so this is really just a game about beating the local Wildlife while every once in a while going to beat up the stone tower you think the princess might jump from there it's really only a couple meters high but then again I am a Knight without sleeves with a banjo so who am I to tell anyone anything at all but our damage went up by 50% we're smacking a stupid tower for 60 whole damage at this point I hope there's an upgrade where I can install some cleats on the bottom of my booties because this guy is slippery plus I'm not really sure if having more power translates to Knocking more coins out of the stones you think it might but it's anyone's guess in this silly World Plus whoever locked her in the tower might have thought about putting an actual guard here considering there's a man beating a down with a musical instrument is not very well defended day number five we've afforded enough to buy an upgrade here so we now have a cast iron frying pan anyone who's ever played pubg or cooked with one of these knows how dangerous these things are we got another 50% damage increase because of that and the tower is literally spitting out diamonds for us uh the tower still has a little bit of Health to go I think we've knocked off less than 1% but I've got time if you do the diamonds are actually worth quite a bit more than the uh gold now I don't know what to spend my money on uh this is either a house for children or maybe chickens okay we got a chicken not really sure okay we beat the eggs out of the chicken I don't know what these do but I'll take it I mean back in whatever day this was eggs might have been hugely valuable or they might not have been I don't really know much of anything about anything okay well now we're out of chicken or are we we can still eat that what we need is more apples uh you know what let's upgrade the apple tree so now our fourth apple is going to grow and maybe we can just break the game using apples our power is gone up again we're going to gather up those stars that I don't think do anything but 120 whole damage he's not the brightest Knight in the land but he does have a lot of time on his hands so we'll get there eventually princess you'll also be delighted to know that I sacrificed a chicken in your honor wait a second it might respawn get back here you little idiot you know this game's actually similar to power in a lot of ways but at the rate we're going we're going to need a better weapon it's Day N and I've spent more time beating the wildlife than I have the tower to rescue whoever this is I hope there's a plot twist and I'm actually here to abduct her she's trying to keep me out of the Tower and I'm just some random Maniac going to abduct her 420 uh yellow pearls is enough to buy me my next weapon presumably a hockey stick we're in Canada I've spent 10 days beating the Tower with an assortment of uh garage tools and it still has 98% of its Health level to be perfectly Fair on the game though if this was real life you definitely could beat on this thing for your entire life with a hockey stick and you'd probably get no results at all which means we need ourselves a little bit more strength and apples make you stronger they're full of protein but not as much protein as a chicken the trick is you got to hit it and then collect its egg because if you get it to lay too many eggs you don't have time to catch them all are you watching this you're next the chicken has been defeated everyone can relax so we got another one to beat more eggs out of but this this is going to give us a five times multiplier so now we can beat the castle for 200 damage that's actually a huge increase I think we started at 20 I'll take a few more apples you know what maybe we should upgrade the apple tree more the more power we get out of that the better we just come and smack it every once in a while for auto upgrades you know you can really see the improved strength in this guy's arms he's absolutely ripped it's like of R2-D2 had arms and legs we're getting a ton of apples off of the tree but we need a lot of apples to uh level this guy up those gains Don't Come Easy easy especially not for someone this jacked already you know I should really learn to count how many eggs the chickens give me because I can beat them to within an inch of their life and then let them recover for the next day otherwise you're just cruel I've been joking about how strong I am but this Castle is actually really really strong I've taken off maybe 3% of this Castle's Health at this point and we're actually hitting it pretty hard already but for $1,000 we get a brand new weapon a selfie stick I honestly thought this game was from the great before time before that was even a thing 200 50 damage now we're going to make some progress mostly by beating the wildlife to death though we can still get more strength out of this the higher our initial damage the more these multipliers are going to add on top of that power up we know of a six times multiplier so that'll be 300 damage am I right uh it doesn't show on that 300 damage sadly I don't think that affects the chickens I think they just give you an egg every time you smack them up to 6 seven eight times I honestly think this tree was just put in to be a distraction because every time I see that tree tree full of apples I can't help myself I've got to go ahead and collect those apples even though they're pretty well useless for me but I guess so is water and I still drink a lot of that this is going to S dumb but it's been 18 days and I'm really enjoying this I thought it had only been a few time is flying by plus we get to find out what's in a giant sack um it's some kind of creature with a walking cane not really sure what I'm supposed to do with this creature for some reason he's going around collecting things on the ground uh for me so every once in a while he'll do a flyby and grabb some stuff I guess that's helpful but he walks very slowly he should really pick up the pace he's got the Keo in front of him so he can not run into obstacles so he should really be skipping along quicker you see if I was allowed to hit him that would put a little pep in his step nothing says get moving like a selfie stick across the head you know this guy probably is still smarter than your aage influencer what do we get now we have a sniper rifle which is definitely good about knocking the apples out of trees but we all want to see the damage 360 and we get amethysts Plus we probably actually do a reasonable amount of damage to the uh Tower I thought that was an enemy for a second I was about to go uh destroy him merly I still would given the choice but I'm just not allowed to hurt him so can I like upgrade you to make you move faster or are we just kind of stuck with I want to put you back in your sack at this point I can see why the last person left you in there well at least 360 damage has got the ball rolling on getting his Tower down it's at 5 6 7% lost it was only then that he realized he could hold down the attack button and make it rain valuables this actually overloads the game so bad the music starts to skip but at least our furry little is actually starting to find a use for himself I can just sit back and relax and make him do all the work I'm also a little bit worried that that's just straight up going to break the game so we're not going to do that for very long I wouldn't want to lose my 24 days of progress $5,000 r that means we get to buy a ram the ram immediately got up and left me but to be fair he's seen what I've been doing for the past 30 minutes so I don't blame him it's embarrassing that he's able to do that much damage I think is doing more than I was I think I've got the remedy for that though we just need more apples and more chickens so we're going to go ahead and buy more of these you know what let's spend uh that much money on chickens the tower duty is in good hands oh they're all going to Cluster up in everything this is actually going to be much easier protein or whatever it is we're getting from the eggs it's still a little unclear what the point of any of this is apples are also easier than the chicken so we'll buy a few of those at the rate we're making money I think we can afford to buy pretty much anything we want and then we just make it rain all this delicious stuff on top of our heads and collect it all eventually to rescue the princess or whatever we're doing power up I thought the ram was doing more damage than me but maybe he's just got more persistence or less add I'm now hitting for 420 damage however so that is getting up there it's also just occurred to me that I'm probably using my rifle wrong but then again look at me so you tempered expectations are going to be the way to go moving forward it is very satisfying the sound effects the colors all of it we just got to make it rain again and again the chicken even came over here here now we can H the Tower and the bird at the same time this herculan effort will surely be worth it by the end maybe after this rifle we'll get an actual weapon that can maybe actually do some damage next is a pipe wrench for the next upgrade we need $155,000 luckily we're spitting out literal goblets I don't really want to rescue the princess anymore I just want this Tower to last forever I could become very rich just hitting this all day a few flybys now get over $4,000 I've now realized the chickens are actually able to wander quite a ways I don't know if that's good or bad but we're just gonna chase them around hitting them for a second n those ones are sleeping I mean it is night time uh I do think maybe the pipe wrench does do extra damage to them cuz um they shouldn't go to sleep that easily more chickens you can never have too many there's an extra that many I am starting to realize too that these multipliers probably aren't worth it cuz we went from a seven to an eight times multiplier so you know that's not actually a giant increase I guess we did jump up to 560 which is an increase the tower is at like 80% health Health at this point 31 days it's been a literal month of doing this and I've probably massacred more chickens than I have in any game in my existence I'm just putting him to bed for the night they'll be fine okay sheep I know you've been at it for a while I need you to Ram $155,000 out of this Castle day 33 $115,000 which we're going to spend on an axe I didn't even I keep saying I'm not going to touch the chickens anymore cuz there's no point but I have fun doing it we've almost leveled up because of it plus I got them all figured out now I understand their movement so I can really efficiently uh put them to sleep uh also this ax is now going to do 720 damage so that's a little better the tower is probably getting down to 70% HP uh and it's obviously knocking out some more valuable stuff again 35,000 for the next upgrade that's going to take uh at least a minute we've actually made 15 grand back really quickly and the tower's health is finally dropping so with a few more little upgrades we might actually get that thing to fall probably the princess still inside of it but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it that's not really my problem I also feel like we've lost some of our chickens it wouldn't be the biggest surprise in the world but I feel like we had a lot more I suspect we're getting to the end game now uh we're not really doing much of anything we still made 25 Grand I zone out for 2 seconds and sudden suddenly we actually have the money we need for the upgrade and iron yeah that'll work especially considering it now does 900 damage and this thing drops literal treasure chests now I always have enjoyed a game where I can make a giant pile of treasure I've put the chickens to sleep one more time so we powered up one more time that should put us close to 1,000 damage exactly on 1,000 damage in fact I guess that makes sense because iron would have a 100 base damage time 10 1,000 bet you didn't think you were going to get a math lesson today but here we are got to do something to equal out the stupidity you'll gain from watching my video giant pal of treasure game Goes Bananas we pick it all up and do it again actually that's $50,000 already okay what's next a mace the next upgrade is 880,000 or am I supposed to to find $80,000 to get an upgrade I mean I did just make $12,000 by hitting a tower three times so it's a very realistic game the tower's health is definitely below 50% probably getting closer to 40 by this point so we're making progress it's the little Ram that could okay we just hit the $80,000 Mark so that means we get to find out exactly how many chickens we can buy with that sort of money turns out it's only a few idiots you guys are not at all worth the money wasting my time I guess if I do beat up enough of them though they are going to add well over 100 damage maybe even thousands of damage my passive income is actually really high too because I've made $23,000 and I have mostly been bashing chickens hey we got a power up we got so many chickens that they're actually uh coming back to life almost as quickly as I can uh put them to sleep my weapon is no so powerful though it breaks the sound in the game 1320 damage I think we can actually see the green health bar moving at this point the tower is so close to Falling we did that so far in less than 50 days unless something crazy happens we should get it done momentarily uh we are about to buy the better weapon too so let's see what comes after mace naturally it's a giant sword and I definitely approve with this uh I might also hurt the lady inside while we're doing this but I'm prepared to take that risk and this is clearly the final weapon because there's nothing else we can buy how did the chickens get out get back in your pen you need to go to sleep in there you can't sleep out here what are we going to do if you're sleeping elsewhere it' be hard to find you again what do what she thinks of this I just been beating the animals mercilessly the whole time while trying to get into her Tower she's probably not super excited right now and the tower is going down the ram is still going at it uh he's not as bright as he looks though anyway so is she like inside there cuz I feel like she wouldn't have survived that oh whatever the case we ride our donkey into the sunset and live happily ever [Music] after [Music]
