DO NOT Buy This Game

hmm do not buy this game don't tell me what to do are you really reading this to find out more fine if you do buy this game expect me to narrate in your ear for about two hours about your poor Life Choices oh well I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in I would like to be harassed for two hours about my poor life choices what are you doing here hi Taylor yeah where's where's your game trailer yeah yeah thank you I want to buy this game oh you have quizzes projectors buttons oh here it is Perfect by this game I mean I saw quizzes I saw a button I need to press I mean we all know by now on this channel that if you tell me not to do something I might do it take my money by the way you know what else you definitely should not buy my new man do not buy my new merch okay just don't do it don't look at my merch it's popping up right now don't look at it don't buy it don't go to the link in my description okay we only have limited supplies but don't buy them don't do it oh um I did it hey I paid money for this I bought it even though you told me not to hello I'm a little scared oh hi is that is that a player yeah around the hall me hey how are you how did you get in here would you mind just going away there is nothing interesting for you to find up ahead I feel like there is oh do not buy this game well that's it's too late now why didn't you tell me before oh no no no do not go towards that button please I must go towards the button no no what do you what are you doing stay away I must touch the button don't tell me not to do stuff you should tell me to do it and then I won't want to sure what kind of allow you to push that why not you will regret it I don't care I no I definitely will I won't regret it you are as stubborn as they come aren't you let me press the button you didn't hear that teleports I'm Unlimited Supply of two I mean to uh no you don't no you don't there's no need I'm gonna use up all your teleports one teleport you know when they say hey who's got a lot of teleports they they point to me and that guy's got more than one yeah sure they do that guy there that's who they're talking about Mia oh okay yeah for sure you know we can do this for days I've got I got I got a ton of teleport left so just keep going okay you don't you know what just it's a waste of your time that's fine we'll just stop doing it no that's fine I love wasting my time my favorite thing gave it away oh you ran out of teleports already seriously I don't want to use my tone Trump you asked for it what you really thought you can push that button oh it's a giant button I need to press it more you won't be able to reach the button now that you're so oh you shrunk me ha ha oh are you serious really yeah you're really you gonna try to go up these unstable emergency stairs oh they're unstable just like me well that does it for my bag of tricks to stop you good um okay you know what uh we started this whole relationship wrong Midway it wasn't you it wasn't me just it just didn't work out to start off so you could give me up to like three chances to try and convince you just to let go of the whole button pressing idea you know and I will then give you something way better in return I don't think it's gonna work but go for it oh it's like puke Green in here lovely color you've picked you want to press buttons I do and I don't want to get in the way of that that's good I want to withhold that pleasure from you that's good I created this especially what [Music] oh go on present oh you made me another button wait but you're telling me to press it I don't know if I want to press it tell me not to press it that brings me joy I feel like pressing this button will let me press the other button you told me not to press so every time you press this button you will gain a dollar directly to your bank account but let's take as many as you want is probably the best button in the end guys I'm quitting YouTube I'm just solely gonna hit this button all day every day I'm gonna retire present forever yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm sorry yes no I'm not by stealing his money yes I told you not to mess with me all you yes give it all [Music] right and it appears that the money you get is coming right out of mind that's fine why don't we just call it call it here no no it's fine yeah it's good oh I'll open the door for you so let's just move on out of this room that's fine no no what are you doing were you the one that was like hey let's go to the big red button wasn't that your idea it was I'm still gonna do that but after I take everything he gave me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me my fingers hurting but it's fine [Music] oh that's fine I'm not nice I guess I don't really need to eat yeah you can still eat with the money that's left yeah you're five the air will sustain you I just need to see what happens now when it's all gone me think of like lacking moral fiber I'm not saying that's you but maybe uh walk into that and you're done taking all my money yeah it's fine I'll discuss it with my therapist later we don't need to talk about it now who needs moral fiber when I can have all your monies I'll also discuss with my therapist why I feel the need to do things that people tell me not to do that can't be a good quality right it can't be a good trait can't come from a good place you left me with nothing a must oh Lisa can't get any worse than that I mean can we go into debt should I leave him with a dollar no we've come this far see come on you know what I don't need to sit around and watch this on the waiting outside okay bye what debt should we leave him with I know [Music] I'm 10. speaking of telling me not to do things and then wanting to do them you guys should not subscribe right now you should not leave a like ready to move on to making me miserable in other ways yeah yep okay so let me just let me just float this idea past think I know what went wrong do you that gives you my money it's not very satisfying you know it was pretty satisfying person that wants like value for their money you want to gain something no I bought this game you experience something like that then you're satisfied I mean if I was Satisfied by getting something valuable for my money I would not have bought this game that I was explicitly told not to buy whereas this is what you've been waiting for was it face thingy play a game I made for you wow definitely the best of both worlds another button go ahead try and beat that space thingy I don't wanna ugh play your dumb game wow you missed wow love it this is such a fun game you did it yay what's up next another level wow I can really see that creating a game for you prank call look how happy you are I'm so happy wow yes this is seems like you're stuck yeah weird how obsessed you are with games I thought you'd at least be good at the thing oh [Music] oh I've opened the door don't torture yourself with something that is clearly beyond your ability to do I'm just getting berated in this game I mean it makes sense I put him in debt I feel like there's no way to win there's no way to win you're dumb at making games not me it's you you're the terrible one I'm good at games I will press the button you will see the wrath of Lord seems like making a game for you enough to satisfy your obsession it was a terrible game in the meantime yep what can I make for you that is both fast enough and interesting enough to like convince you of letting this old Journey go bake me a loaf of bread that's all I want because I'm pretty hungry right now just give me that and I will I will end my quest I don't think he heard me I'll try Okay this time Fred oh this button reveal all the secrets hidden in the universe what can you imagine what I had to sacrifice in order to put my hands on it but now it's yours oh give it a push where oh my ten of Secrets I must know the Creator wedded his bed up until he was six years old that's embarrassing for you it was a cartoon bunny it was quite a charmer and wait wait was that Lola I don't have to explain myself to you and why is this about me again you know this thing is this thing is broken what else [Music] be about anyone it's about me I mean yeah I'm pretty sure every YouTuber grapples with this maybe possibly maybe just me okay [Music] I'm actually connecting with you ominous omnipotent there we go voice fine laugh at me if you want but I didn't ask you to come here and all I've been trying to do this whole time is to protect us from that hellish red button I bet you don't even know what it does let's see if you will laugh when I press the button your secrets don't you dare oh oh oh but this is different we're we're in front of possibly hundreds of thousands of people did something terrible I regret it regret it no I don't think I will ever find love no I quit things halfway through usually not I don't believe any of my friends really like me damn that would be rough I lie to make people accept me oh my God I'm not as happy as I present myself oh God okay well I definitely didn't do these I don't think this one I don't lie to people this would be the only one that would come close because I definitely have days where oh we're getting deep definitely have days where I seem okay and I seem happy because I have to to keep other people happy when they're not but on the inside a lot of times I'm not happy but I pretend to be because I have to for the greater good or for my family so oh God it's getting deep oh I didn't know didn't know I'm sorry that was mean just a bit frustrated you know you know I get it I get it your broad deal with this one yeah we all do we all do man my biggest problem is I want to hit this button still here you should be I'll get rid of this button it won't hurt us anymore let's start fresh maybe his friends this time now the door to proceed to the top of the button it's open oh I won't stop you again but I'm warning you that I'm fully against it okay is it finally happening where were the Where was the quiz I wanted the quiz to walk through the Gateway of the answers where'd the music go I'm scared where'd the music go you're gonna push me off this Tower oh God is this button gonna kill you forever is this button gonna kill you I'm okay with that we had a nice moment but I don't know you oh it's a button oh yes how do I press it do I throw myself at it um are you kidding me I've come so far I'm gonna throw my body at it [Music] yeah don't look at me I told you not precious I did it followed the game I did it I did it I don't know why is this happening no the game I can't [Music] Just Dance [Music] need to work [Music] you just need to work on the game and it will be fine where's the game it will be fun work for me where's the game just remember don't but I guess you already knew that since you haven't listened to me even once yup oh is that what it means I'd never have to do anything I don't want to that's why I want to do things that people tell me not to do oh I have been enlightened by this game I never got to see this what was this was it made up where was the projector okay well I bought a game that told me not to buy it and now it's over oh what do I do

Channel: LaurenZside

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Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 22 2023