I Tried 5-Min Crafts GIRLY... Again

and then i was like um no i'm not going to suck your [Music] aloe vera it's a crazy drug what's up arachnids what somebody i literally didn't even know what i was going to call my audience there what's up philangies today i'm gonna be embarking on another journey i've done it before and it was insane five minute crafts burning ouch now there's a few things interesting about this first of all the last time i did this i pretty much permanently damaged my mouth and now that i'm giving it another go i'm stoked i mean five minute crafts girly is notorious for uh their life hacks it just seems like they just break every rule in the book whenever they upload to this channel probably wondering why i am holding an aloe vera plant i'm not just holding an aloe vera plant i'm holding seven aloe vera plants now the reason why is because this entire video i found stupid this thing is insane they pretty much claim that aloe vera is the cure to everything and i'm here for it i mean these were like a dollar fifty each which i was kind of surprised about so let's just see what let's see what we can do now i am a boy and not only that but okay yeah only that i don't know what else to say i will say like i tried getting warmed up and i did another life hack but it just didn't really go well so i've got my shirt here uh looks like they're doing a little bit of a crop top action easy enough i mean just snip snip right across like so have you ever seen a straighter line i don't think so all right and this is where things get funky it looks like they're making a bit of a you know cleavage play and i'm here for it i'm down so what what you're going to want to see is sort of like a almost like a u right here and that is going to give us the cleavage that we're looking for crazy what a man can do with a pair of scissors let me tell you that sounds very murderous [Music] the other day i saw a hog running around my front yard i'm not kidding that dude could have done a better job than me this looks like what it looks like the stock market right here i can't even believe the amount of freaking dips and valleys give me a break okay so this is where things get very concerning there's one thing i've learned about uh myself it's that you shouldn't give me a needle with some string i'm just gonna i'm just gonna leave it fat yeah how do you get that string in there get close maybe you guys can enjoy this try to get this oh my gosh i don't know where the string has been trying to get this string in this hole clearly i am inexperienced at doing such a task shout out trey family come on ah why do they make the hole so small who at the needle company signed off on this come on there's got to be a strategy to this come on come on where's the needle where where did the needle go i'm going to step on my needle at 3am i just know it i have more needles i have i think i got it do not mess this up i got it i definitely got it i'm fine give me the break i mean it's it's not a difficult task it's the thing that's the funny thing about this okay yep target acquired i don't think that was the right punch line i'm sorry the string is in the hole five minute craft girly here what is up everybody so i think what we're gonna be doing now is sewing uh the sleeves now do i have much experience doing such a task you know it doesn't matter it really doesn't matter i mean i've seen people do this all the time i feel like these tools are made for small animals not humans okay you're telling me me being a six foot four 250 pound linebacker that i am supposed to be able to i mean oh almost lost it that would have been absolutely treacherous and now we're ready i'm gonna move the camera good youtuber guys if you didn't know i have camtodactyly in my pinky it's not broken i'm just a freak that's all so you're gonna take your string your needle and push it right through there looks a lot like um giving somebody stitches and you know what they say about snitches i don't know what i'm talking about i think i'm color coordinated over here i got i got a red string i got a red shirt what's next am i about to read a book okay i think i'm doing this very wrong actually i thought that counts right geez louise the thing that frustrates me is that they they presented as if anyone could do it you know and that's the thing that i'll just go buy a six dollar shirt from target you're you can do it i'm not that bad at everything okay haley says i'm bad at everything watch this watch this haley [Music] ha dang it oh yeah here we go time to do the other sleeve i like you don't give a heck about your boyfriend oh yeah that's that's a nice sleeve check it out check it out check it out louis vuitton call me i mean virgil's got nothing on this this is disgusting i'm being honest all right what's next watch the video i did the wrong sleeve part i did the wrong okay sometimes i like to pretend i'm a prisoner to make myself feel better so you're cutting this thing right down the middle and you're telling me you think it's gonna look good okay five minute crafts girly whatever all right so this is what we're left with i'm gonna go put this on and we're gonna see how it looks frankly i'm not excited but i am i feel nothing right now i'm numb i'll be right back all right i don't even know if i'll put this in the video i'll be honest dude this this frankly like hello oh no you saw me i'm upset the thing with five minute crafts is they promise you the world and they don't even give you a fraction of that okay you're telling me that this you don't be able to wear this out girl or boy don't care i mean at what point are you going to be considering about your fan base about your consumers at some point i might as well go just go buy this the shirt was six dollars the sewing kit was 10 16 16 look like this unbelievable i don't even know if i were in this video right now as much as i want to continue wearing that shirt i just can't for monetization reasons and self-esteem i don't know um okay let's get into this video you don't know what's crazy i took my case off for the first time like three months yesterday it's cracked the back of my phone is cracked and i i had no clue so shout out to um cases do your job next time please 34 beauty hacks you can't miss you can't miss them if you do you'll die i mean the top comments so sweet to the person reading this you're beautiful and don't let anyone bring you down that's right that is a good factual point so this video is good this is crazy okay i'm just warning you i'm sorry i'm did she just eliminate her stretch marks by going like this what this woman bare ass and all just went like this with an aloe vera plant boom insecurities gone blemishes eradicated i don't think this is real life why is this not being talked about more aloe vera more like alidaria [Music] so this woman just absolutely impaled herself with an aloe vera plant let me guess this the solution more aloe vera let's see [Music] you're chopping this up with a string now i can't get away from this stuff dude no this thing's a chopper bruh bruh yeah i mean i'm not going to do this but they're basically saying aloe vera put it on an open wound and it's going to heal itself you know maybe deadpool just uses aloe vera i wouldn't be surprised i mean cell regeneration aloe vera same thing so i don't have any open wounds yet you never know these things but um what i do have are eyebrow gaps massive gaps in my eyebrows in which i don't have hair i look gross i look really gross so what i'm gonna do is this this method that you're supposed to do if you have eyebrow gaps so they mix aloe vera and eye shadow and then your eyebrows i'll be i need i'm in the laundry room by the way because haley didn't want me making a mess in the kitchen aloe vera smells like farts okay oh it's just gross so gross aloe vera squishy yo they were really scooping that stuff out weren't they okay boom i need to make this into like a freaking squished substance this isn't right i'm coming in high with the tools chop this bad boy open and we're gonna get out his guts look at this oh oh ew oh this is gonna be nice oh my gosh dude you kidding me yummy look at that goo so now i'm gonna i'm gonna squish this that's what i do with avocados basically the same thing i hope haley doesn't mind but i'm using some of her eyeshadow all right and now we just we just mix it so now this is the concoction we have right here right there and you're just going to mix this up just like so all right so now you just kind of dip it in there in the eye shadow huh oh stinks it smells bad oh is it a booger that's just aloe vera oh my eyeball something is in my eyeball all right i can do better than this here we go hold up hold up what's popping sir who is he oh my god i don't know if it's supposed to look like this but my gaps are not even filled the only gap i'm gonna see is the drop in my subscriber count over the next two weeks i want my money back already next up we got bad hair day i mean my i'm having a decent hair day i was having a decent eyebrow day as well not anymore no no ma'am stop no are you serious are you okay i i can't believe i'm about to do this i'm about to put aloe vera on my hair because this woman looks so happy about it why should i trust these people they've made me look like a fool in a red trap top they made my eyebrows look like pretty shrek now i'm over here cross hatching an aloe vera plant with a knife i don't know what my future holds let's do this with the same enthusiasm the cheetah here we go oh that's actually pretty cool um all right so you're telling me we're just look at me dude i look like a fool ew yeah oh my gosh man i'm gonna cry i think i'm gonna cry you can't even keep a hand on it man it's so slippery i'm gonna cry so then you just shake it out and it's good ominet my neck pop do i look like i'm having a good time i hope you are i mean hey think about it could be much worse at least we don't have to eat it right no no i got another one oh you want a close-up mmm can't wait to drink that five minute girlie my ass more like five minute hurley as in puking idiots oh my gosh i look awful i'm gonna go blend this and then put it in some water i'll record it on my phone for you aloe vera in my armpits i can't believe them but oh my gosh look at that i forgot to put the lid on where's the [Music] lid looks like spit ew what are you feeling me yeah you look so pretty you still love me yeah it's so pretty are you low energy because i can make you an energy drink yeah what is that it's aloe vera it's only aloe vera well i'm gonna put some water in it ew they told you to drink that yes that's disgusting ew that's too much ew you gotta try it how is that energy apparently aloe vera can do anything you can drink it all right come in here with me um the camera shut off i already tried this but the camera turned i swear i already tried it you mean to try this again okay i just have to have this documented on the internet it tastes like i'm drinking boogers oh there's no other way to explain it it's like water and then like some toddler like some little baby just sneezed a bunch of times into my cup that's what it tastes like and that's what it feels like on my tongue not that i would know what that i think i i think i maybe have like one more craft in me maybe maybe half of a craft i'm gonna probably pass out after consuming that but at this point it can get much worse that's that's the one thing to look forward to uh here we go this is for people that are balding i'm getting there i actually am getting there please no aloe vera is this whole this doesn't even say anything about aloe vera in the title banana yo that's the freaking nastiest looking banana i think i've okay we're blending this up okay are we don't tell me you're putting this on our head are we gonna consume this or we're putting this on our head dude oh my goodness man i just got the chills isn't that a sign that you're not supposed to do something like if you get the actual chills i got nasty banana i'll be right back i'm gonna put my blender through hell and back real quick oh can't forget this all right some more yogurt in here oh you didn't even mix it oh haley's going to do that for me ever heard of a blender come over here that's what they call the aloe vera squeeze okay it didn't work oh i need a knife all right getting that aloe vera in there oh yeah you did the whole thing in there huh why not what's next that's disgusting love neener going in ew look how freaking what and the whole thing just fell in there now i need what's called vitamin e what is this for um it's going to stop me from balding oh nerd excuse me guys oh that's so satisfying it's a vitamin e it's good for your hair now we're going to blend this all up that looks absolutely disgusting love oh just wait in a bowl in a bowl what do you think we're doing with this oh my gosh come on i have gone to the ends of the earth ah i have an open wood on my hand actually but that's okay because aloe vera heals that which is awesome it just really burns it's been a very sad video to be honest haley and the only way to really make it better is to stop myself from balding then just let me go there well ah yeah okay that's the look baby where that's the wedding that's real oh this channel has ruined me dude i look like a bad guy from the hunger games this is like not it i can confirm that five minute girly crafts uh is not my favorite channel in the world peace okay haley i gotta do an outro with what little dignity i have left all right guys thanks for watching my video i'm a lost soul let's be honest there's not a lot more i can do to uh recover from this but hey i still have four of these left so that i mean that's that's really all i need in life i can recover from anything smash like on the video can we get 100 likes and also subscribe to the channel and we have a community discord in the 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Channel: Ryan Trahan

Views: 632,292

Rating: 4.9580383 out of 5

Keywords: Ryan, Trahan, 5 min crafts, 5 min crafts girly, I tried, experiment, commentary

Id: HjMteDY9KU8

Length: 18min 40sec (1120 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020