I Simulated an Americas BATTLE ROYALE

I simulated an America's Battle Royale where I put every nation on the continent against each other until only one remain as always Nations will have the chance to start rebellions and form alliances at random points in the video but now countries will also be able to form unions with their neighbors and let's just say the result was shocking all right first we have a rebellion I don't think that's really how this works all right so we'll actually be starting with a war where Cuba will be attack ATT in the United States okay I see we're off to a great start already you know I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be the other way around but you know it is what it is let's see if they'll manage to take out the USA on the first round though and uh unfortunately not yeah that's I expected that I mean at least we're off to a realistic start right I'm sure a certain American government agency is very happy about this it took him 6 years but the CIA finally got Cuba all right next it's going to be another war with the United States attacking shocker America is invading Nations who could have seen this coming Haiti okay this is literally just real life hello to the FBI agent that's currently watching me I love the USA surely they won't win though right surely oh well at least it's not like Vietnam they will win how are we only two rounds into this video and the USA is already Conquering the Caribbean like this is the most expectedly unexpected result of course America would be the one taking over everyone a tradition as American as apple pie war you know honestly I just feel bad for Haiti here they just can never catch a break but it looks like we'll be having our first rebellion and would you look at that things are finally looking up for the great nation of Haiti after a very short American occupation the nation of Haiti has returned I don't know why but I feel like Haiti is going to be doing big things this Royale just a hunch next it's a war between the French remember France owns French Guana but also a few islands in the Caribbean and this small little island near Canada this should be interesting and of course the French attack the United Kingdom there are seven different nations on this wheel they border Seven Nations but of course they're going to go after the British if you're wondering the British are here in the fauland and they also own a few islands in the Caribbean their border with France I'm saying right here I mean no matter who wins this the people of these countries all lose either way you'll have to be living in France or the United Kingdom and the French are out to all the French people out there congratulations you're now British this is quite literally the worst case scenario for France not only are they out they're out to the British all right time for a war between Granada and Trinidad and Tobago and they win it our first of many small Caribbean island nations is now eliminated I swear if one of these nations wins I'm going to lose my mind now it's St ketas against Antigua and Barbuda backto back lesser an Tilly War interesting but it looks like they'll lose I just have to know is anyone watching this video from any of these countries in the Lesser anes like I don't think I've ever met someone from here if you are though let me know in the comments now it looks like we're going to have our first alliance between the Chans and Peru I think this is probably one of the first times that I've actually ever had an alliance that makes sense because of most of these battle Royals the alliances are very nonsensical so it's a nice change of pace to actually have a realistic Alliance for once you know I wonder if this Alliance will eventually come to Encompass all of the America's coastline I definitely wouldn't put something like that past ch next up it's going to be the Costa Ricans fighting against the nicaraguans but unfortunately Costa Rica has lost you know I'm really curious to find out who will end up uniting this region it's kind of mashed between both of the continents so it's pretty much anyone's game here and now it's time for the formation of our first ever Union where we'll see huras uniting with Nicaragua okay Central America is definitely cleaning up a little faster than I expected if this keeps up they could end up being our first formable nation of the Royale but for now say hello to the ncag when huran Union exit Granada again against Venezuela I don't really see how this is going to work out here Granada I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself here there's a there's a bit of a size difference between you two personally I would have gone after the other Caribbean Nations first before I went after Venezuela but hey this is a battle royale anything can happen but realistically speaking they shouldn't went here right yeah this was what I was expecting Granada flew a little too close to the Sun really should have taken my advice Granada I don't think we're even 10 rounds in and already almost half of the Lester and Tilly nations are gone that's not a good sign but now we're having an alliance you know perhaps if one of these cariban Nations formed an alliance they'd have a better chance but it looks like it's going to be Ecuador though and they'll be joining forces with Haiti I told you guys I told you Haiti is going to be doing big things these last 200 years haven't been the kindest to Haiti but it looks like things are finally starting to go their way now we'll have the newly formed Union of Nicaragua Honduras against Guatemala they are really trying to unite Central America here they're not messing around but in a surprising turn of events the Nicaragua uran Union has lost you know that Union was a a little shortlived if you ask me I was expecting it to last a little longer but this does mean that Guatemala is only one nation away from uniting Central America and by Central America I'm referring to the United provinces of Central America so Panama and Biz are excluded in this so now all Guatemala needs is El Salvador and it'll be a done deal but if I know anything about these battle Royals it's probably going to take forever for these guys to actually get in conflict with each other we'll see though next up kuu it appears that the lawn Alliance is going to be making their first move and they are not messing around they're going after Brazil I mean this does make sense though if they want to take over as much Coastline as humanly possible this is definitely the most optimal way to do it and of course because there are two members in this Alliance they will have a slight Advantage as well and they pull it off meaning all this Prime Brazilian coastline is now theirs just like that the power dynamic in South America has just been completely shaken up I know conventional wisdom would suggest otherwise but I feel like Bolivia and Paraguay are probably the safest Nations right now they are quite literally the only two Nations on this map to not have any Coastline and I almost forgot to mention but yes Antarctica is on this map I wanted to find a way to include them in one of these battle Royals and I thought this one would be the best one to do that and yes this does mean that there is a possibility that the mighty penguin Empire could conquer all of the Americas we'll just have to wait and see though now we're going to see a conflict between Chile all right the coastline conquerors are not messing around they're on the prow and they will be taking all your beaches and it looks like they'll be going after Antarctica another outstanding move by Chile just take a look at all of this Coastline this will be an interesting one as expected Chile won nothing can get between Chile and those beautiful Sandy Shores and in one Fell Swoop all of this coastline is part of Chile all right real talk here how are they actually going for the most optimal expansions every time ver it was Peru conquering their neighbor with the longest coastline and next it's Chile literally taking over an entire continent's worth of Coastline like I know I said they weren't messing around but they are actually not messing around but anyways it's time for our next union all right so this one's going to be between Ecuador and Peru this is probably the most interesting Union we could have gotten the reason I say that is because both of these nations are in alliances Ecuador is allied with Haiti and of course we also have the two Beach bosses meaning that not only are Ecuador and Peru going to unite these alliances are going to unite as well so not only do we now have the union of Ecuador Peru we have the creation of a new alliance the maritime maintainers they're now one step closer in their goal of conquering all the continents Coastline this is just the beginning but next is a new alliance between the world renown nation of St Lucia and part Paraguay it seems the mighty nation of St Lucia has taken pity on Paraguay and has decided to help them out I think this is both good and bad for Paraguay it's good in the fact that they now have an alliance meaning that they have less of a chance of being conquered but it's also bad because of the fact they allied with someone who has a coastline meaning they just put themselves directly in the line of fire of the seashore supervisors the fact that they no longer have a coastline will no longer help them risky move but we'll see how it plays out next conflict will be the United Kingdom versus Chile this is the matchup of the century either Chile wins and continues their conquest of all the America's coastlines or we could be seeing the formation of the Neo British Empire because if Chile loses that would mean the United Kingdom is getting all of Antarctica all of Chile Ecuador Peru and Haiti this will be the most decisive War yet it's not looking very good for the British though I'll say that three nations against one I really don't think they're going to win let's see though are you serious there is no way there is legitimately no way that is insane I I I need a minute give me a moment you're telling me that the United Kingdom three nations against them 25% chance to win and they won are you trying to tell me that the UK now owns all of this in a single War this is a new level of ridiculous after all that I I was hyping them up after all that hype of the coastline conquerors the water Warlords the peer purveyors they had an amazing couple rounds they were conquering Nations left and right all of that led to the British reforming the Empire this is one of the most ridiculous series of events that I've experienced in any Battle Royale that I have ever done and who would have thought it all comes back to the British I'm trying to tell myself that it's fine cuz they're most definitely going to get out there's no way that they're actually going to win this but if a European nation somehow wins the American battle royale I'm not going to say what I want to say but let's just say I won't have good things to say and poor Haiti man they were doing so good but then they just got wrapped up in Chile's mess all right Another War I still can't believe that that's insane all right moving on looks like it's going to be bise fighting Mexico bise I I don't think you're going to win my man I I I just I just it's just not going to it's not going to happen there is no way I almost did forget there that whichever outcome makes the least sense is always the most probable I should really learn by now but I never do I'm always holding out hope that perhaps maybe one day we'll have like a like a realistic Battle Royale but I guess that's a little too much to ask right anyways say hello to bisi and Mexico love the sound of that now it's Argentina against Bolivia you know after all the last few rounds this is actually fine Bolivia versus Argentina I can see that would you look at that Argentina wins this makes sense I think my sanity is partially restored now just a little bit those last few rounds kind of push me off the deep end a little bit but this is a nice equalizer you know I don't know why but something's telling me we're finally turning a new Leaf no crazy British Shenanigans no ballian mexicos no more just a normal Battle Royale Sur all right another Union it's going to be between Argentina okay they could maybe Unite with uay that would make sense no no no no no no oh my God and just like that my sanity has once again been destroyed of course the British Argentinian Union yeah that makes sense yeah cuz of course like if the British United with like I don't know Canada or something that that would have made no sense right that would have been too unrealistic you know what such as life as always expect the unexpected next up a war between the Bahamas and the United States America do not fail me here I need any win I can take my country wouldn't let me down that's what I'm talking about that's why I'm a proud American I told you I knew my country wouldn't let me down when I needed it the most the USA pulled through God I love this country next up B against the United States I'm noticing a bit of a pattern here when the USA goes after someone it usually comes in pairs at the beginning of the video they fought Cuba and Haiti and now they just fought the Bahamas and next will be believe I said this once and I said this again my country wouldn't let me down in the name of George Washington in the name of Abraham Lincoln the USA will win this fight mark my words what did I tell you what did I tell you I knew our founding fathers couldn't let us down I'm going be real that spin was slightly too close for comfort but it doesn't matter when is a win never have I had more faith in the Constitution than I do today and it looks like the southern border has finally been secured because um now there is no Southern border a tale as oldest time America and Med in the Affairs of Latin American countries I expect nothing less next will be Jamaica against the United States all right America I think we can I think we can calm down a little bit here I think two nations in a row is I think that's all right I don't think we need to go for a third let's not push our luck here never mind maybe we should push our luck here because Jamaica lost America you are very lucky but one of these times though invading this many nations is going to come back to bite you okay it's signed for a union between Canada and Greenland I think that's a pretty smart move move Canada it definitely seems like they were a little threatened by America's expansionism so them forming a union with Greenland seems like a pretty smart idea though this may have a drawback because if the USA fights and wins against this new Union that means they will be able to form the North American Union instead of having to fight both Greenland and Canada now they only need to fight one but at the same time this could be the opposite as well this new Union could beat the USA and they could form the North American Union we'll see all right an alliance we haven't had one of those in a minute it's going to be an alliance between the Netherlands which are right here and uray that is definitely a unique one like this is strange but not like a ridiculous level of strange and now over half of the nations are already out though it honestly looks like there's a lot less than half all right now the United States no way you're telling me the USA is attacking another Nation unbelievable oh oh no not the poor Dominican Republic what did they do I a feeling that the USA is actually going to lose this one I don't know why I just have a hunch yeah never mind you know I can say the USA's luck is running out all I want but that 800 billion defense budget says otherwise now a rebellion there have been a surprisingly little amount of rebellion so far in this Royale so I'm very interested to find out who comes back the United Kingdom that's right the United Kingdom yes they are not out but what this does mean is this guys Argentina and the UK are getting a divorce and unfortunately the UK UK did not sign a prup so Argentina will be taking half the land the continent of South America is now a broken home how sad but though One Union was lost it's now replaced by another and that will be the Netherlands and the United Kingdom the UK moved on from Argentina real fast I'm sure the UK has found their true soulmate in the Netherlands but I'm not too sure what the British think about their new Uruguayan in-laws though I'm sensing a lot of tension on this continent but now it's time for a rebell Ian little did we know Argentina was actually pregnant with the United Kingdom's child leaving Argentina a single mother UK how could you this entire continent has just turned into a tel NOA next it's Bolivia versus the newly formed Union of the UK and the Netherlands I'm sensing a little bit of resentment between these two Bolivia was abandoned and now is getting revenge but it seems that they lost it was a grueling legal battle but at the end the UK did win custody what a dramatic conclusion out a war between Barbados challenging the mighty St Lucia what huus you have Barbados daring the challenge St Lucia this will not end well for you impossible Barbados has usurped the throne for the title of mightiest of the Lesser antias it seems that Paraguay was the Real Fool to Ally with St Lucia but fret not Paraguay you're now under good hands the mighty Empire of Barbados will take good care of you next will be a union between suram and the United Kingdom and the Netherlands I guess they have like an open relationship going on here you know out of all the things I expected to happen in this battle royale polygamy was definitely not on the list I guess there's a first time for everything next war will be the United States against Guatemala and of course USA wins when I said it was going to take a while for Central America to unite this is what I was talking about it seems it's now up to El Salvador to finish what Guatemala started all right next do and since they only have a single neighbor it's going to be against the United Kingdom I'm not expecting much from this and they lose and there goes another island in the Lesser Antilles okay a rebellion a rebellion from Antarctica the penguin Empire is back they have been biting their time waiting for their moment to finally strike back against the British I'm very interested to see how they'll impact the rest of the Battle Royale next up Panama versus the United States first they took back to the Panama Canal and now they have their eyes set on the rest of America and Panama has done it Panama was the last line of defense before America reached South America and they succeeded in that defense say hello to the great Empire of Panama though America is out knowing them I wouldn't be surprised if they came back next Barbados versus St Vincent and the grenadians but it's an unfortunate loss this means that St Vincent and the Gren will be taking over Barbados and Paraguay yeah that seems about right this means that there's now only two lesser and Tilly Nations left Antigua and Barbuda and St Vincent and the Grenadines now it's going to be an alliance between the Venezuelans and St Vincent and the Grenadines now this is an alliance I can get behind they're literally right next to each other and finally we have someone who can fight on equal footing with the British Alliance now it's a rebellion from the Netherlands apparently it's just impossible for the the UK to maintain a union I mean if I was forced to be in the same Nation as the United Kingdom I'd probably want to find a way out as well next up an alliance with the Netherlands allly with the Netherlands I'm going to roll that one okay they're allying with Venezuela so the Netherlands leaves the British and instantly allies with Venezuela and since St Vincent and the Grenadines is part of this Alliance as well it's a thre Nation Alliance I can sense that a coalition is forming now it's a war where Guyana will be attacking someone and let's just say they're in a very unfortunate position because both of their neighbors are in alliances they're choosing to go after Venezuela though with a 75% chance of losing it's just not looking good for them all right that was kind of close but they still lost and there goes the last of the gyas now we'll see the Netherlands versus Antigua and Barbuda same situation as Guyana it's not looking good for them wait a second wait a second wait a second so Antigua and Barbuda just took out all of this Alliance realistically the alliances should be winning right now but every single time despite the odds the alliances almost always lose to just some random Nation without one I guess we know who's the best of the Lesser Antilles now with St Vincent and the Grenadines now gone an tigua and Barbuda is now the greatest of the Lesser Antilles though it was an indirect Victory against St Vincent and the Grenadines it was a victory nonetheless and with that development we're now in the final stretch of the Royale and as one Alliance Falls another Rises between Panama and El Salvador so this essentially means that it's pretty much impossible for the United provinces of Central America to form you know maybe the real Central America were the friends we made along the way all right the next war will be El Salvador well since they just Allied they can't really attack them anymore you were just a little too late El Salvador though I kind of want to see what would have happened if they did an ally wow Salvador literally would have won so if El Salvador didn't Ally with Panama last round they literally would have been able to form Central America that is wild all right so the war will actually be between Uruguay and Argentina since that's the only nation they border that they're not allied with Wow and Uruguay loses now Uruguay losing wouldn't be a big thing if they weren't also allied with the British this now means that Argentina has taken their Revenge from being in a union together to now conquering them this has been by far the most convoluted relationship between two countries that I've ever had in any Battle Royale first they formed a union then they separated which the British then took and it's finally ended with Argentina taking over the British South America is now finally back in South American hands and the British have gone back to their Island in Europe next up Antarctica and they'll be fighting against Argentina and it looks like Antarctica has lost Argentina's kind of on a roll right now first taking out the British and now Antarctica next Antigua and Barbuda and Colombia and looks like Antigua and Barbuda will win so Colombia has done absolutely nothing this entire Battle Royale and now they're out this means we're down to our final five nations the union between Canada and Greenland Panama El Salvador Antigua and Barbuda and Argentina make your bets now because we're entering into the finale the next war will be Panama versus the Canada Greenland Alliance finally we can get a formable nation no matter who wins there the North American Federation will be formed and it looks like Canada will be the one to do it in one Fell Swoop Canada takes out both Panama and El Salvador and as we enter the final few rounds we at last have our first formable nation of the Royale the North American Federation the only three nations left now are them Antigua and Barbuda and Argentina and here we have our second to last war it'll be the North American Federation against Antigua and Barbuda and Antigua and Barbuda wins the mighty North American Federation didn't last too long but nevertheless this means we're down to our final two Nations but before our conclusion we have a last minute Rebellion who could possibly be returning no way Haiti has come back and at the very end Haiti has returned they've been out for pretty much the entire Royale but in the final minute they've made their return whether they can win or not that's a different question a question that we will answer right now seems that we're going to have a war between Argentina and Antigua and Barbuda and Argentina has taken them down and once again we are down to two Nations Argentina and Haiti and we do have a war meaning this is the end and Haiti will be our final attacker will Argentina finally be able to finish the job after their desperate struggle or will we we see hades's luck finally turn around let's find out who will be our Victor in 3 2 [Music] 1 inane Haiti has won after 200 years 200 years of pain and struggle and strife as a nation Haiti after all this time their luck has finally turned around and they have conquered all of the Americas let it be known on this day we have witnessed the birth of the great Haitian Empire making Haiti our Victor anyways I had a lot of fun making this video and I really hope you guys enjoyed watching it as much as I enjoyed making it and if you enjoyed this video and want to see more battle Roy like it I've actually made three others already and I'll be sure to link all of those in the description below if you're interested anyways thanks for watching and I'll see you then

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Length: 23min 50sec (1430 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 11 2024