I Sabotaged A BILLIONARE'S Parachute in Hitman 3

oh hey everybody i'm blitz welcome back to hitman 3. today is very important because i brought a briefcase briefcases are my favorite thing in this game you can do so many things with him like opening up safety deposit boxes with your legal lock picks people don't even care but there's bars of gold inside that lady's like that dude literally just stole a bar of gold but i don't care neither do i it's mine now this is five kilos of gold that's like 11 pounds of gold that guy is talking way too much up here it'd be a shame if someone were to throw a bar of gold at his head i wouldn't do that though i'm not that kind of guy oh he had a sword i kind of want that can i have the sword i want the sword wow they threw everything for me golden confetti and everything so exciting to be here i should probably watch him though excuse me sir uh i believe you have my sword oh he's got bodyguards too nobody cares about me though uh oh there's a gold bar on the floor it would be a shame if somebody were to uh you know shoot down the thing above it oh no oh wait what oh that's a big gun oh i'm so sorry i didn't know i didn't know i did not know hey okay well can i have his sword now thank you morgan mental saber oh my gold bars back i've been compromised i've been compromised and catch hacha and you catch watch i like having an ornamental saver i'm still compromised though where's my target man at oh no not you too oh my word everyone needs to be distracted of they've all seen me who thinks i'm compromised still i probably need to change clothes i will change clothes into guard clothes that's a good idea it's a good time this big bad guy's ready to come through the door oh free guns nice uh yes i have a new scimitar that's exactly what i needed does anyone else have a scimitar oh no they found some bodies that'd be a shame if they figured out it was me can i drop that on people's heads doesn't look like it you know when an opportunity like this presents itself you almost always have to take it i'm sorry sir you did not see anything oh he gave me a key card that was nice to him i kind of just want to hack these servers that'd be can you see anything different pull this out yes that's nice good and now we can go ahead and use this what do you need to do to open all of the elevator doors and disable all the cameras in place and uh well uh-huh we're gonna dispense all the gold boars because that's fun i've made some very bad enemies it's not a good thing for them oh what come on that was a headshot and you're done nice unconscious witness who could that be oh that lady i'm so sorry this had to happen you're no longer unconscious oh what is this what did i find hello oh i'm missing a kitchen knife a sabotage are these these are parachutes oh boy i need to find a kitchen knife where is a kitchen huh it's dead people wonder where that happened to them hello thanks for keeping this place safe everyone doing a good job do i see kitchen anywhere no oh what a surprise nobody noticed how many can i hold these are 11 pounds each i'm going to get my workout today antique scimitar and 74 bars of gold or 20 that's a fair number well looky looky looky what blitz found a beautiful kitchen so i'll grab the kitchen knife and i mean a few muffins what would happen if i took the muffin and i put it on the ground right behind this guy i'm not sure but i want to see him step on his own muffin i'll just i'll just keep it for later oh a key card i needed that yoink oh he didn't slip on it where's the bananas when we need him a cleaver that could be fun you seriously not have any bananas in this whole kitchen what's in here look it's just gonna make me look really bad oh it does make you look bad uh the the lack of clothing do i know you no you don't but i have a cleaver oh my word and i'm sorry i'm sorry you were a witness oh balls everything's okay everything's fine we'll just kind of drag you over and put you in the suitcase over here right in the hole anyone never told you that cleavers were dangerous and yoink there it is you guys can sleep nicely in there i need my briefcase back yep and we'll hide that because it's dangerous and stuff close the door behind us close the door behind thank you oh look what i found this is a banana i need that what's this words in words oh excuse me sir i didn't know i didn't know where you were here you coming up are you coming my way are you coming up the stairs oh yes sir with all due respect no you're not going to not be a shame if you didn't see that banana peel oh no any update on my new guard oh yeah your other one just fell down the stairs be my new escort yeah i am did i very high did i just pull that off and trust you i'm the bad guy's export now oh i need to i need to put guard clothes on any a guard anywhere you're a guard yeah um we'll take you out first oh this is even better perfect nobody'll even know this happened because it's silent but deadly and i'll put the event security on and then i'll take you like this and i'll drag you right down here and i'll pretend like nothing ever happened i'll pick up my briefcase and the lady getting a coke didn't even care i don't know how that worked but it did i'm here wait what oh look another banana thanks guys i'm feeling hey and i'm gonna pick that up too oh hold on oh have we uh i'm sorry i didn't know that's it you're in trouble now i am not in trouble i promise he was the one in trouble here we go here we go here we go if i open this up then i should be able to stab it stab the parachute what i'm compromised too that's not good i need a new suit before i need to pull this off and then if i stab that one very nice oh no missing evacuation key card how do i get that look what i found and it's a key of keypad and if we use the key don't ask me how i know this six nine two [Music] evacuation key card she looks sad she looks so sad i poison her nope there's a window there what does this do oh not target killed oh no no this is not happening it didn't no for real lady it did happen i'm gonna get you some help uh don't be i'm gonna run away from that it wasn't me at all oh can i be the guy's bodyguard now looking good man thanks looking good uh nope i guess that's a no it's a stronghold and i found another key code good thing there's two of them and more firearms yeah i don't want that one sorry sir there's something very satisfying about clubbing people with a briefcase want to see another cool trick i learned and it's the heat seeking briefcase i don't know why that's so funny i just love it oh another one of these these are always fun oh a guard accident whoops well lucky lucky what blitz found the activate extermination evacuation key card hit it hit it no evacuate we need to evacuate why aren't you evacuating evacuate harder there's dead people down there that might be why they're not evacuating okay so that triggers something upstairs i need to go figure out what that is oh it's another one if i hit this one everything should be okay i heard a beep are they moving towards the evacuation station no maybe i'll just try it faster ready get set activate and then run downstairs you're not running very fast agent 47 go faster i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry and ta-da uh-oh the targets are escaping oh no i'm gonna hide in here i think it'll be funny just before those bastards evacuate no no no it's okay oh helipad i should get to the helipad where is that probably outside somewhere they have to get their uh thingies there's one he's gonna get it did he grab that did he grab it uh oh why didn't he grab the parachute well i guess we'll see what happens i wanted him to fly off the edge with no parachute oh they're both together okay i understand how are they going to jump off are they jumping those guys know me oh um i mean destination can i just push we are at no you're not allowed to get in the helicopter tomorrow hold up i gotta take him out real quick [Laughter] that's the helicopter pilot he what he really needs oh man they've left the helipad nice the last chance i did the old bamboozling make sure that doesn't happen i want it i want his uh i want to be the helicopter pilot i'll come back that's how i'll get out of here no you don't know me it's okay oh they got that they got him yes yes put those parachutes on it'll be funny uh-huh dance oh oh they look super cool don't mind me this will be great they don't know that somebody did the old slice of ruski in there yeah yeah everyone i want everyone to go together it'll be funny i wonder if real live um skyscrapers have this so they found the dead lady out here that i accidentally killed and that guy's like ah uh no there's a dead person ingrid was trying to escape that's fine [Music] [Laughter] 47. [Music] now i can be the helicopter pilot this guy's like where'd all my friends go doesn't matter gold bar in the face and i got his key that's what i needed and i'll just climb down here oh no where'd the pilot go where's the pilot i need my briefcase back pilot boy where are you aw i knew i should have done a min when i had the chance no my briefcase i can't i can't leave it it did the dirty i have to conceal my gold bar inside you know what i'll just eat it down that'll do the trick and then i'll climb down myself and i'll drop down can i not drop down well look who i found yeah you go back to your helicopter i gotta get my briefcase back there it is important items well hello my friend are you ready to evacuate properly i hope so um yeah hold up a second and then did you know oh sorry no holding briefcase for the win and then you get flying off nice oh okay drop down i grab my briefcase with my 200 pounds of gold bars inside where'd it go i need to switch clothes i'm the helicopter pilot now wait where's the helicopter key um um why didn't you why didn't you have the helicopter key a little turd dropped it give me that back gotta go back up here and i'm a helicopter pilot i have the key i have the helicopter pilot and i got my 20 gold bars in my briefcase give me that and in we go yes i did it i did the old bamboozle trick i threw the helicopter thing at the helicopter guy i knocked him out and i made two people fall to the death by fakely parachuting them that was exciting i hope you enjoyed keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time i'd also like to thank ben ellen hagan dickie james autodave eagle arc seraphin x des bogger maxer zarnoff noah collingwood jason mcfarland dagan paul longstone and rail as well as the rest of the patreon supporters and everyone who has joined the channel as a youtube member

Channel: Blitz

Views: 378,026

Keywords: blitz

Id: B1i6kWv404M

Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 30 2021