i put the entire population on cruise ships

alright so we're checking out the only game where you can escape the apocalypse by putting the entire population on cruise ships and sailing them out to an island called Starbucks its transport fever to safe Florida man damn it welcome to Florida the place where Florida man keeps his stuff and uses all of his Bud Light cans to slowly pollute the waters the people of Florida live in fear because the apocalypse is coming however thanks to my overwhelming interest in torturing games I want to try and move the entire population of Florida onto a different Island to save them so in order to do this we're gonna need about 13,000 cruise ships I have no idea if this game can actually handle that but I do want to completely destroy the game as much as possible and because it's a crash oh what's that it's nature something that won't exist anymore once I pollute the hell out of the Seas alright first things first we need the place of sanctuary where everyone will move to which is gonna be this old oil refinery area say hello to everyone's home away from home Phoenix no its Starbucks ok so Starbucks is over here it's known for its many many thick wieners and the plan is to start putting boats on the water and see how many of the game can handle before it hates me I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of getting the Florida filled where's all the nudie bars just gonna expand the old cities over here made a couple other cities over here we got sad town Japan Canada and you can't see it because it's hidden but there's one more here named spleens I like how out of all these spleens has the biggest population but down a passenger Harbor I'm probably gonna put like 50 of these over here by Starbucks I think I'm gonna have them like tangle with one another too so all the ships can be crashing yeah put it right there I'm sure we'll be fine we probably realistically don't need 13,000 ships in order to move everyone they could make multiple trips but honestly I just I feel like the more the better if the ship captain has the big balls we'll see if he can get the ship in here I thought the last one was bad see it's right here capacity 150 people trash 1675 that's I'm talking about now I don't I don't want to go too crazy here after all we're already down by like two billion dollars let's uh let's buy 200 of these at a brand new line over here it's going from spleens South to Starbucks annex Oh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] so um I was wondering why it was taking so long for all of the ships to pop up apparently it's because it spawns all 200 of them immediately the earnings are now seven billion dollars in the red come on boys you can do it oh this is just acid trip tastic what are they doing they're doing like cruise ship acrobatics over here okay real quick I have to mention something why is it that all of my cruise ship captains are like what is the most impossible way that we could pilot these ships I know we'll play musical chairs with spleens south like a seven billion dollar Destruction Derby look at the pollution as you can see a Florida right now has very low emissions count very environmentally friendly except for this God whatever you do don't click on the operating costs about forty five million dollars a day oh yeah now they're moving quite quite smoothly it's like some sort of cancerous growth this is an excellent opportunity for anyone who ever wanted to visit a Starbucks it's like some sort of medieval charge look at them all these birds over here flying around and then they look in the distance and they're like oh hell nah it's already this bad at 200 I can't wait to see what happens if I try to go to a thousand let alone 13,000 went ahead and sped up the time a little bit they're just slamming into one another everyone's trying to get the Starbucks first it's like trying to discover the new world I'm not exactly sure why everyone's trying to do some weird figure skating thing like this crisscross in the middle here I mean it looks cool it just doesn't seem very efficient oh my god you can name the individual ships the USS global warming so I'm kind of curious how are you guys get a park like a glove well the very first one was the USS global warming that's nice in a showing of incredible efficiency this cruise ship came over here and picked up five hope Oh Jacob is over here he's like why does it smell like burning money look behind you Jacob okay now that the First Fleet is over here I think it's time for 200 more I just learned something this is actually only 100 we've got a long way to go all right we're gonna bring sad town annex the Starbucks North Sea this is the moment where the game helplessly freezes because this poor shipyard is preparing to give birth to a hundred more cruise ships part of me is also starting to wonder just how high can push this negative earnings number come on shipyard you can do it push push the shipyard is just like vomit salad another 100 pieces of physically represented debt I am pretty impressed though everything's still moving all these ships are moving these ships are doing the Human Centipede thing but they are moving most of the people over here in sad town and spleens are learning what it's like to drink the greenhouse effect piloted by captain Satan I like how everyone that drives these cruise ships drives them like they stole it just chilling out on one of the ships see that cloud cover there those are clouds it's just smog I'm gonna make the waterways red with the blood of emissions look at the pathway that it's creating it's like a gaping wound across the sea okay so far so good I think it's time for another hundred cruise ships always make sure to save often I would like one hundred more ships please my name this lines something different the water slide you know there's like glitches in the matrix everyone's frozen right now they're like oh god it's gonna be another hundred cruise ships being spawned in I like how the horse wagon and leather stores still around holy Christ I didn't take the opportunity to look at the vehicle traffic around these parts I love how from the roadway it just looks like a bunch of industrial smokestacks in the distance someone to be like what's going on those buildings are moving Christian Brown over here is like those aren't buildings they're physical manifestations of grace still places stupidity okay it took a long time but now the next bunch of 100 cruise ships has finally been spawned in a stunning showing of limitless efficiency this ship has one solution we probably put them in the worst room - it's like if you can't afford the sweep then you stay in the indoor cabin I'd shove your ass in the janitor closet if I could the emissions over here reaching 80 I'm kind of curious exactly how high this gets you know it's always good when the game crashes and it takes you like four minutes to load up the safe file god I never updated these roads so it's just gangland dirt style roads with traffic that goes on forever don't mind me I'm just trying to help all this traffic over here just giving people options you know how it is games always complaining that the roads don't connect I'll make the goddamn roads connect behold Satan sky bridge listen six billion of your tax dollars just went into this bridge when you all better use it give me one second I'm just creating a little bit of tourism here the destruction of this game is almost complete notice over here it says that this bus is moving 20 kilometers per hour that is a lie you boys like Chinese we got the freshest fish it's just a lot of them have like three billion parts mercury due to this unending evil that's amazing I've got a tip that says it seems that there's not enough money it is possible to take out a loan when I have infinite money I never thought I would be able to do that to the game to be fair though I did just make a bridge that's a hundred billion dollars everything is exactly as it should be that means it's time for another hundred cruise ships hello how when you look in the distance it doesn't show any of the supports for this bridge it just looks like a giant zigzag of pain want to fill all these up here I like that I'm painting pollution with all the colors in the Crayola box oh nice these ones spawned right away the emission reports are in we're breaking in 85 now it's new record I wasn't sure if it could get any more ridiculous but now there's you know whatever 400 of these cruise ships in the water it's and pretty ridiculous you can't even see the water our cruise ships will blot out the sea damn it look at all these freaking solar panels I'm destroying the Seas but not the sky I'm gonna have to blot out the Sun with planes or something next that's right it's not a Florida bridge if you don't catch air on your way over I just realize you can just barely see the sky bridge from here even just this though is enough to make that flow insurance girl have a friggin aneurysm this dude right here knows exactly how it feels when someone won't let you into the goddamn lane game still works we need more ports all the harbours more ships if we're getting closer and closer toward completely locking the game down it took like four minutes for these boats to spawn behold everyone the beautiful blossoming cruise ship flower go my delicious cancer I love how the keys is just chilling out over here beautiful water washing up on the on the beach and you look in the distance and you're like what bah maybe if I put a shipyard over here everything will be fine I once had a seagull take an entire burger from me I hereby title this line death to all seagulls ok those ones really fast maybe I just need to make a whole ton of shipyards say goodbye to the Everglades come on I got plenty of money and no common sense keep it moving hey can you guys not tear up the friggin grass see it's like a beautiful peacock plume spreading out imagine trying to go for a swim here just using the paintbrush of pollution to color in more of the ocean wouldn't want mother nature to try and heal herself God the frame rate frame rates down like seven but we're potentially moving about to one and a half million Floridians a pass now what happens if you just raise up the water here wait a minute I have an idea oh this may work everyone who has already made it to Starbucks can stay anyone who hasn't made it gets to stay behind and die I end up going straight through one of the cruise ships but what you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet this is the best tax dollars I've ever spent don't you worry Starbucks I won't let anyone contaminate you see what I'm basically doing is I'm making Starbucks the safest place on earth the wall is officially built what a proud moment it finally happened the creation of the Great Wall has completely broken the game all these different boats tried to make it through some of them got stuck and now the game just doesn't move anymore on the side note those Starbucks will be protected forever and we also filled up the entire ocean with pollution and I think that this this view here is a pretty accurate representation of anyone who wants to enjoy the beach of course the moment they touch the water they're probably gonna get leprosy or something everyone's desperately well we did it we destroyed the entire ecology moved the entire population of Florida over to Starbucks and then built a wall that encases the entirety of our utopia and keeps that well away from it anyway I'm gonna go hang myself with my debt hope y'all enjoyed this episode of transport fever - until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: JuI28-6aU2Q

Length: 12min 9sec (729 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 07 2020