I Put Prime Messi on the Worst Team

Messi won the Champions League four times while playing for the best team in the world but today we're gonna find out if he could win it while playing for the worst team in the world so I've signed Prime Messi to the worst rated team in FIFA 23 and we're gonna see how long it takes them to win the champions league but to win the Champions League we first need to qualify which means winning the league of Ireland for the first time in ucd's history so as a new manager of UCD Dublin my only strategy to win this league is just give the ball to Messi and the strategy would work as 36 matches later UCD Dublin would lift the Irish League trophy and would punch our ticket to the Champions League group stages we'd be putting group E which meant a trip to Salzburg for match day one The Confidence from The League titles still fresh in our minds but we were quickly reminded that this wasn't the Irish League going down a goal only a few minutes into the game and then Salzburg would double their lead in the 36th minute and then score again in the 45th we didn't stand a chance a 3-0 loss in our first Champions League game was not what Messi imagined but we would return to Dublin for match 2 hoping the home crowd would help us win our first match but we were up against AC Milan one of the best teams in Italy and they were hungry to win really hungry and match 2 would end like match one three to zero I'm embarrassed to say match three went the exact same way three no to Chelsea we'd go on to lose the group without a single goal but can we really blame Messi the next best player on this team is a 59 rated player named Tot but what if Messi had some help under each of these 10 numbered boxes there's a football superstar that we're gonna be adding into our team until UCD Dublin wins a champions league and obviously because Messi's number is number 10 so let's start with that one our first player is in Buffet okay that is actually a big surprise I didn't think we're gonna get him Bobby that quick but 100 million dollars later and mbappe was at UCD Dublin just in time to fly to Portugal for match day one a match that would go down in UCD history kylian mbappe would score the first Champions League goal for the club on his first appearance we would end up losing the match but maybe just maybe we'd be able to make it out of the group stages the other two teams in our group didn't take it easy on us at all we'd fall to Frankfurt at home and then to Tottenham for the second year in a row we were out of the Champions League without a win we have yet to win a match in the group stage so instead of adding one player this time we're gonna add two hopefully we get a Defender out of here we're gonna go with number three Ronaldo that's not gonna help us too much but he is Mr champions league and I feel because we got Cristiano Ronaldo we have to pick number seven next we got erling Holland Oh my days we have a lot of goal scorers no Defenders let's see how this season goes and the season would begin in Manchester where Holland would make his debut for us against his former team so all the pressure would be on the Norwegian Striker but Holland's replacement Julian Alvarez would carry City to a 3-0 win I guess our 50 rated Defenders would be a bigger issue than I thought and they'd be an issue against Borussia Dortmund and match day two as we would also take the L our fans were getting desperate for a win but there was something special waiting for us in Copenhagen for match day three a week her opponent would make this the best chance for our first win in the 16th minute and boppy's cross would be blocked but come right back to him where he would find Ronaldo for the first goal of the match then shortly after one of our 50 rated players would double our lead and then a long shot from Holland would make it three mil I don't know what happened between the last game and this one but we are 45 minutes away from UCD Dublin getting their first ever win in the Champions League Copenhagen would get one back in the second half but that wouldn't be enough now it may have taken three seasons and millions and millions of dollars but UCD Dublin has finally won a match in the Champions League the question now is if we'll make it to the knockout stages we didn't we lost the rest of our matches but hey at least we didn't come last in our group now we made decent progress in season three but we're still not good enough to even qualify for The Knockout stages so we're gonna add two more players into this team and the number two is speaking to me so we're gonna add Van Dyke we have a Defender I was gonna say Striker because he is a good Striker if you ever watched my FIFA imperialism last player standing video but he is a good Defender most importantly so he's gonna be a good addition to this team and we might as well do number one as well it's gonna be de bruyne so we have a great midfielder coming into this team we're getting a lot more of a balanced Squad I believe our two new signings will help us win a Champions League trophy this season but if they don't we still have five hidden players we can add into this team the only thing is if we use all these upgrades and still fail to win the Champions League trophy I have to draw a mustache on this Lionel Messi trading card and I'm really bad at drawing but this season felt different with the help of Virgil and Kevin De bruyne we'd find ourselves one win away from advancing to The Knockout stage with that win would need to come against Chelsea and a slow start would see us go down one nil courtesy of pulisic and a poor tackle from Virgil would help pulisic grab a second goal and double Chelsea's lead Messi would get us back within one right before half-time remember only a win would take us to the next round but our hearts would be broken right before the final whistle as pulisic would complete his hat-trick and knock us out four of the five upgrades we've already made to this team have all been attackers and even though that solved our scoring issue we are letting in way too many goals so we have noyer hidden under one of these squares I just don't know which one so we're gonna open them until we find them starting with number eight no way no I actually wanted to open more so we have a better chance this season but Neuer is our only upgrade let's go win the Champions League we would find ourselves in the same situation as last season win the final game name of the group stage or go home but this time we would have Neuer in that and remember my strategy when I first joined as manager well the strategy would work again because Messi would open the scoring in the 23rd minute and then assist mbappe in the 33rd Marseille would score right before halftime but we'd get a chance to extend our lead in the 55th minute is this our chance to double our lead early in Holland and he's fouled we have a penalty shot Lionel Messi the pressure is on you to put this away and give us a two goal lead I can't watch Messi does he doesn't sound we have a tin a whistle we have officially clinched the spot in The Knockout rounds of the champions league and now we find out who we play next look at what it means to the club we play AC Milan in the round of 16. and after knocking out AC Milan 4-1 on aggregate we would meet Barcelona in the quarterfinals but nerves would get the best of us in leg 1 as we'd fall three nil to the Spanish Giants we would need a miracle in leg 2 to advance to the next round and with Messi opening up the scoring maybe we would get one but in the 39th minute levandovski would deliver the knockout punch it doesn't matter that we made it to the round of 16 it doesn't matter that we made it to the quarterfinals because if you look around we don't have a Champions League trophy so I'm investing all of my resources into this last season I'm opening all the boxes let's see our first edition Jude Bellingham we have a great midfielder number six Vinnie Jr we have another attacker where are we gonna put them we'll figure it out number nine Alfonso Davies we have a fullback we've been using 50 rated fullbacks the whole time and our last Edition who is it gonna be is this player gonna help us win the Champions League Mohamed Salah I kind of wish we got a Defender but he is an amazing Winger let's just hope we score more goals than we let in because if we don't win this season it's time to draw a mustache on Messi after failing to make the semi-finals last season we would get another chance in a penalty shootout against Tottenham if Kevin De bruyne can put this ball in the net we go on to the semi-finals and he's done it UCD Dublin are on the way to the Champions League semi-final where Marseille would be waiting for us to get revenge from last season so it wasn't a surprise that they took the lead first we'd get our chances but the marseat keeper would do everything to make sure they would keep the lead but once Messi got through so would Ronaldo and so would haul it we would fly back to Dublin for like two it would take a miracle for Marseille to defeat us at home and we also didn't make it any easier for them after taking a 2-0 lead early on they would get one back but it wouldn't be enough UCD Dublin were on the way to the Champions League final now it may have taken a couple years and billions of dollars but we have finally made it to the final of the Champions League with prime messy are we about to witness history I hope so or else Messi's getting a mustache and there we go the match has begun can we get an early lead erling Holland just like that the fourth minute and we already have a one-nil lead what is he doing what is main on doing why was he standing like that no this is a good attack by AC Milan cuts it they've tied it up the trophy isn't in our hands yet Messi to Holland can he find him Bobby he can to Ronaldo the Messi to Ronaldo oh things you'd only see in a video game 35 minutes and the Champions League trophy is ours if we could get a second goal it'd be make it so much easier for us messy to Ronaldo to Holland we are so close to the Champions League trophy 68 minutes early all in has another one there's no way we can let this go right no no not like this Milan still have eight minutes to tie this match and force an extra time it's not looking good we're in injury time we're seconds away from being Champions but AC Milan have one more chance here where's the whistle where's the whistle and there it is UCD Dublin has won their first ever Champions League trophy as the worst team in FIFA I can get rid of this and if you enjoyed this video you'll enjoy this video right here

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Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Wed May 10 2023