FIFA Imperialism: Last Team Standing Wins!

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every year the best football team in Europe is decided by the champions league but today it'll be decided by football imperialism the concept is simple the current winner of each country's Football League represents their Nation on this map of Europe and what I'll be doing is spinning this wheel to pick a team and then spinning this Arrow to decide which way they have to attack so let's say the wheel lands on Manchester City and the arrow Points West Man City would claim this land as Ireland's Shamrock Rovers are not in FIFA and therefore cannot defend the land but for most of the video the Aero will point teams towards each other and they will have to battle it out with the winning team taking all the land and the losing team out for good and I'll be repeating this process until one team controls all of Europe and shout out to Dean's world for this amazing idea and with our first real spin of the wheel what is gonna be our first Club It's Gonna Be Real Madrid and the direction they're gonna be attacking is North so if we draw an arrow north of Real Madrid's badge we hit France which is PSG so now Real Madrid has to play PSG in our first match and in this case PSG are the home team as they are trying to defend their land but this won't be just a regular football match this is the survival game mode which simply means that every time a player scores that player is ejected from the match and football imperialism begins Real Madrid Real Madrid with a good chance here this could be it essential what a goal in the 81st minute it looks like Real Madrid are about to win this match even with essential being Oh my days what happened to essentia's arm is this survival zombie mode and just to clarify asensio only gets ejected from this match he can play in any future matches Real Madrid might have with a corner and stoppage time this would be psg's last chance to draw a level will they do it can Messi save him that's game we have our first win now Messi may have been eliminated but it's not gonna be the last time we see him now all that's left is to hand over France to Real Madrid it's time to spin and find out who our next Club is who is it gonna be oh this is an interesting one this is the Hungarian Champion ference varosi I gotta work on the pronunciation now which direction are they gonna attack South so parents farossi automatically takes over that land and expand their Nation no one's been taken off the wheel after that because there was no actual football match but now let's see what team is next is it gonna be portal it is FC Porto now in Porto's case they really only have Real Madrid to play so there's no point of even spinning the spinner and this is where the survival mode is pretty good because even if Real Madrid score an early goal it gives Porto a chance to actually beat them this guy is so serious but he'd be all smiles with his team scoring first Benzema run some more he puts it away one nothing Real Madrid but he is getting ejected this still gives Porto a chance there he goes ejected from the match portal portal with a great chance here and they put it away with tavio ties the game in the 36th minute could this be a second goal from Porto oh no oh no portal about it no way portal or two one up in the 45th minute or Real Madrid about to be taken over by Porto and even with the man down Porto are still attacking can they make it 3-1 yes they can I can't believe what I'm witnessing Real Madrid are about to lose the portal I don't know if anyone could have predicted this portal just beat Real Madrid 3-1 and have taken over all their land this is the biggest upset so far and we're only in the third round now Real Madrid have been taken off the wheel let's see what our next Club is he gonna be Club Rouge it is gonna be Club Rouge regardless of the direction Club Bruce is about to have a tough opponent and it's gonna be North East so any other direction they would have had to play Man City Bayern or portal but instead they're going to be playing iax from Netherlands now despite a good effort by Club Bruges IX have successfully defended their land being the first Club in this challenge to do so and what that means is Club Bruce have forfeited their land to iax making iax even bigger with Club Bruce removed from the wheel what is our next Club wheel it's gonna be Manchester City oh this is gonna be good I hope they play against someone rather than just take over some land which way will the arrow point South and we don't even need an arrow to know that Manchester City will be playing against portal and trying to take over all this land if this was Porto's first match I'd say Man City wins this by a landslide but their performance against Madrid makes them a favorite in my mind right now even though man city has all these Superstars I feel like Porto can actually pull this off Man City would have the first good chance could this be one nothing grealish it's one nothing already in the eighth minutes look at his hair it's so bouncy but to be fair Real Madrid did score against Porto first so I still have belief and Porto would get a good chance of their own Oh my days no way it's 1-1 Porto are still in this they can actually still win this last play by portal will they be able to convert here ottavio can he do it what a goal in the 90th minute Porto have defeated Man City we may be looking at the future champions of Europe and just like that Manchester city is no more as Porto claims their land what team is next wheel oh no it's gonna be slavia praha which is the Czech Republic and they're surrounded by good teams so it really doesn't matter which way this Arrow points is going to be Southwest and if we draw an arrows Southwest of their badge it hits Germany so it's slavia praha versus FC Bayern Munich and after 90 minutes the Czech Club are unable to defeat Bayern losing two nil and forfeiting their land to the German giant now the next three spins had dinamo Zagreb expanding into Bosnia fenan savarosi expanding into Slovakia and AC Milan acquiring Albania all right we'll show me some actual football it's gonna be Hawking Hawking from Sweden now which direction will they attack Southwest if it wasn't for this island here in Denmark Hawking would have had to play Bayern Munich in their next match luckily it's only Copenhagen a 1-1 draw in the closing stages of the match would be spoiled by a volley by the Swedish Club knocking out FC Copenhagen and making the Danish give up their land there's still 15 teams on this wheel let's hope we land on something we haven't landed on yet okay this is shakhtar from Ukraine we are headed Northwest now to the northwest of Ukraine we have Belarus but as you can tell by the empty space their team is clearly not in FIFA so it becomes a part of shakta what is next wheel don't tell me he's gonna be shocked her again it's shakhtar again but this time they're going North well now shakhtar takes up half the map without even playing one match yet can we go three for three with shakhtar oh is it gonna stop there is it gonna be Celtic it is gonna be Celtic FC from Scotland and they will be going east so this is where Celtic FC is from and if we head east we hit Denmark which is now part of BK Hawking so they play next can Celtic take a lead with a penalty in the 11th minute yes they can easy penalty by uranovic and a scrappy second goal with double Celtics lead there it is two nothing Celtic can it be three kyogo with the third goal for Celtic and they would go on to win the match and take over BK Hawkins land still so many teams that we haven't landed on it's gonna be left post nine from Poland I think they're actually the lowest rated team I don't know how far they're gonna make it in this what direction do we go with Left Post nine we don't really need an arrow for this one as a team east of Left Post nine is shakhtar IO Left Post not an apology because after 90 minutes they were able to pull off a two-nil win against shakhtar and with that win comes their land but to be honest I don't think they'll hold it for long things are starting to get pretty interesting and our next team is gonna be hjk Helsinki from Finland which way are we going with Helsinki Southwest and as we can see on the map west southwest is Celtic FC which is actually Sweden but they own it now so that's our next match yeah so I was very very wrong when I said that left pause 9 was the worst team it's actually Helsinki they're one and a half Stars so this is not gonna be pretty but it would be Helsinki with the first goal no way Helsinki just took the lead against Celtic yet their lead wouldn't last very long no way the very next place Celtic have tied it up it's not looking good for Helsinki and Celtic would get a chance to take the lead oh that's that's gonna be a goal 100 ago Celtic are in the lead and a 90th minute goal would be icing on the cake herself there we have it 3-1 with a 3-1 win I feel Celtic actually has the most goals in this tournament so far both games they've scored three goals and they continue their domination of Northern Europe the next Finn had Ankara gutsu expanding their land into Romania and the turn after that had Austria's Red Bull Salzburg moving Southeast into Slovenia I still feel there's teams we haven't landed on oh back to back Red Bull Salzburg this is going to be interesting I wonder which direction they're surrounded by every team now there's no free land left let's just hope it's not North Southwest isn't much better because they're playing AC Milan next after 90 minutes we still don't have a winner as the score is 2-2 and instead of going to extra time this match goes straight to penalties uh first AC Milan puts it away in Salzburg yes they can didn't even let me finish panenka [Music] it's not looking good for Salzburg not good at all Milan can win if they score this this guy's name is basically messy panenka Milan win and takeover Salzburg in the next match Zurich would fall to the mighty portal and be wiped off the map so with Zurich being taken over by Porto we're down to our last 10 teams so I've gone ahead and split up the unoccupied Parts on the map to make sure every spin from now on is a knockout match who will be our first attacker in the final 10. it's gonna be the team that it hasn't even landed on yet moldeth from Norway and regardless where this lands they're playing a match now I tried to draw the arrow as accurately as possible and I was expecting it to hit Bayern but it actually hit IX so that is who they're playing goals from burglies bravi and Tadich would help IX defeat molda to be honest I can't believe molda even made it this far in the competition but now they're gone okay so it's gonna be AC Milan and they'll be attacking east Southeast this is actually very interesting because if we do head the way the arrow told us we actually hit our own land so we have to continue on through our own land and therefore Milan has to play on karagutsu there's literally nine teams left and Ankara gutsu is making its debut right now let's see how they perform and with just seconds left this happened it's the 90th minute can AC Milan score here as they can they win it in the 90th minute I thought it was gonna go to pens but a last minute goal by Rafael Lau wins it for AC Milan ankaraguso didn't even last one game before giving up all their land to AC Milan the next two rounds would see Celtic knocking out left pause 9 and dinamo Zagreb knocking out ference varosi now six teams remain and we're getting close to finding out who will conquer Europe so let's find out what the wheel chooses next oh it's gonna be Bayern we haven't watched Bayern play for a long time it's pointed right East and it's quite obvious but I still wanted to draw an arrow Bayern takes on Celtics I don't know who's gonna win this one it would be Bayern with the opening goal Ronnie what a strike from sadio Mane and they would double their lead with a beautiful header can they make it too no way triple moteng with his impersonation of Robin Van Persie what a header look at the speed musiala can he make it three of course he can but Celtic weren't ready to give up they get one back though Celtic is on the board but time is running out wait it says he got ejected but he's right there on the pitch even with the rejected player not leaving the pitch Celtic have lost the Bayern 3-1 and Bayern takes all their land and then there are five who is gonna be next it's gonna be ayax or it's gonna be Milan it's gonna be Milan and they're headed east good luck Dina Mozart I'll be completely honest I think Dino ozarkov's about to get smacked but I hope I'm proven wrong as usual Milan would find the back of the net first but in the second half dinamo Zagreb would score next it's the 70th minute and any goal right now would probably win the match you know what's that grip good chance what a strike he has been ejected Milan have about 12 minutes left but they just couldn't find a way to score the animal soccer have upset Milan 2-1 and just like that AC Milan have been erased from the map with Dino mozaga have taken over all their lands now that we're down to our last four teams remember I mentioned that Messi would probably show up again well now is the time we see him again because the lowest rated team that's left over and it's Dina mozagra by a mile are able to add Messi into their squad as you can see Messi is now Adina mozagra player and this will make it that much more interesting going into the final three matches well first let's find out what team plays next no way we're gonna see Messi right away and now we just gotta see which way we're going West Messi and dinamo Zagreb are heading west to face off against Porto and Porto actually holds France so if Messi beats Porto he actually gets his land back well psg's land we are in Portugal to see Messi's debut for dinamo Zagreb there is Lionel Messi can he lead this team to Victory we're about to find out with only a couple minutes left Messi and Dino mozaga were on the verge of victory until this happened a 90th minute goal from Porto would force a penalty shootout a place in the finals will be determined by a penalty shootout first off ottavio puts it away for portal we got Messi up for dinamo Zagreb can he put it away of course he can oh no I don't feel good about this one good save no Pepe there's a panenka the fans are going crazy Dynamo needs to score to stay in this no even with Messi Dina mozagreb have been eliminated goodbye Dina Mullen goodbye Messi now either Porto IX or Bayern will be Crown champions of Europe but it's up to the wheel who plays next it's gonna be Bayern or is it it's gonna be iax they'll be headed Southwest now it's either going to be IX or portal against Bayern in the final a beautiful strike from taremi gave him a one-nil lead but a beautiful through ball pass to burguese made it 1-1 in the 70th minute and with time ticking down Porto had one last chance to take the lead and they did with a beautiful strike from Pepe Porto managed to hang on to that 2-1 lead and are now in the finals and will play Bayern to see who takes all of Europe and after all that we're down to our last two teams and the final spin decides who attacks who portal will be attacking Bayern this is the final who will be the kings of Europe will it be Bayern or will it be portal Portal had the first good opportunity of the match but alright didn't let it through portal would keep the pressure on and found the back of the net first but in the second half of Bayern would tie it up 90 minutes wasn't enough to decide the king of Europe we go to a penalty shootout oh first sadio Mane puts it away Porto already down one nil if they miss this I don't see him coming back they shot the same way no this is not real wait if they missed this they lose Europe it's not over if Alfonso Davey scores Bayern win all of Europe what is he doing he had all of Europe on the line and he shot that does he put it away foreign has one Bayern all of Europe Bayern Munich are the winners of football imperialism and if you enjoyed this video you'll enjoyed this video right here and don't forget to subscribe peace
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Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 27 2023
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