FIFA Imperialism: Last Player Standing Wins!

every year the best player in the world is decided by the Ballon d'Or but today it will be decided by football imperialism let me explain the world Football Association has invited 20 of the best players to a beautiful Private Island each getting their own piece of land as seen on this map but what the players don't know is that the world Football Association has cloned them all as it believes that the best player should be able to play in every position and now there's 11 messies 11 ronaldos and yes even 11 noyers and they've told me to spin this wheel to pick a player and spin this Arrow to see which way they need to attack so let's say the wheel lands on mbappe and the arrow Points West and Bobby and his clones would travel to modric's territory where they would battle it out in a football match the winner would take all the land while the loser is a race from the map and I'll be repeating this process until one player controls the entire Island now it's time to find out who the first player is in FIFA imperialism it's gonna be Ronaldo and the direction Ronaldo will be going is Northeast and if Ronaldo and his clones head Northeast they find themselves in hakimi's territory the Clones are making their way onto the pitch and Ronaldo is the favorite to win this but Hakimi may surprise us he is one of the best defenders in the world and it would be Hakimi with the first good chance no early in the game no way in the first shot Ronaldo already let it in there is gonna be a lot of goals in these games but Ronaldo wanted to make sure he was the one scoring them Ronaldo Kenny tied up of course he can it's 1-1 and he would take the lead in the 23rd minute only for Hakimi to tie it up again and it's 2-2 at the start of the second half Ronaldo would be up 3-2 and he'd get a chance to make it four two I don't see Hakimi coming back from this but we never know Hakimi would get his chances but it wouldn't be enough and there's the final whistle Ronaldo has defeated Hakimi in our first match and akimi is getting wiped off the map akimi's also been removed from the wheel let's see who our next player is and it's gonna be Bellingham now which way is Bellingham going South and if Bellingham heads South he meets up with his old Borussia Dortmund teammate Holland now match one showed us that a good Striker will beat a good Defender but now we have a good midfielder playing a good Striker I don't know I think Bellingham has this one first play can Belgium get the lead oh off the board Holland gets away with some bad defending on that one Holland would get his first scoring chance in the 21st minute one nil Holland look at him celebrating there's so many of them but Bellingham wasn't giving up good chance for Bellingham here and they tied it up don't count Bellingham out yet and every time one of them scored the other would quickly score one too is this the final chance to win the match for Bellingham puts it across and he puts it away 88th minutes Bellingham has taken the lead and it looks like Holland is about to be eliminated and that's the final whistle Holland has been upset by Bellingham and has been wiped off the map with Holland off the wheel who will be next is is Neymar I thought it might be Ben's mom but it is Neymar and Neymar will go East and I don't need to narrow for this one but I still drew it Neymar is heading over to face Kane I feel like any attack by Neymar will end up in a goal let's find out oh look at this Play What a strike the 99 shot power and Kane's bad defending gave Neymar a chance to double the lead we have an early favorite to win it all but I spoke too soon as Kane even the score with two quick goals I really said Neymar was a favorite to win the whole thing and he's already blown a 2-0 lead Neymar would take over in the second half scoring not one but two goals and that's the final whistle Neymar has defeated Harry Kane and he is one of the players I feel can make it far in this competition bye bye Kane who will be attacker number four we got gavi and the Golden Boy will be headed Southwest but unfortunately can't go Southwest so we have to spin again so instead of South he will go East and I thought it was gonna be Benzema but it is Salah if we do follow the direction of the arrow I feel like Salah has this one I was right by the 60th minute Salah had a 4-0 lead I think we have a new favorite in the competition gavi has ran out of time to try and tie up this match and that means he's getting wiped off the map the next wheel spin landed on Messi and saw him head east to face off against courtois and it didn't take long for Messi to open the scoring and then he scored another and another and another but courtois was able to get on the scoresheet but after 90 minutes it wouldn't be enough to defeat Messi and courtois was a race from the mouth now a lot has happened in the first five turns but prepare yourself for some more spectacular goals heartbreak and ultimately Glory all right well who is up next we got levandoski and lavondovski is headed Northeast and Northeast of Lewandowski is rashford so it's Striker vs Striker but nothing would separate the two players as every time rashford would score Lewandowski would score two after 90 minutes the world Football Association has decided that matches must go straight to a penalty shootout so good luck to each team up first rashford why is the keeper taking the first plan he puts it away beautiful pen what are the managers thinking beautiful beautiful two pens whoa what a save from rashford answer yes he can whoever misses now first loses Lewandowski can win it levandowski can win it if he puts this away he's got to do it just there we have it levandoski has defeated rashford and he wipes him off the map in the next round Neuer found himself taking on casimiro and it wasn't looking good after casemiro took an early 2-0 lead but a scrappy goal in the 33rd minute gave denoyers a New Hope and then the unthinkable would happen I can't believe what I'm watching Neuer has tied it up in the 70th minute Neuer has forced a penalty shootout against casimiro noyer has the advantage he's an actual keeper I wouldn't be too happy if I was Castamere either Neuer up first puts it away casimiro Neuer saves it all my days imagine Casino gets eliminated Maybe not maybe not another save by Neuer casimiro still hasn't scored a pen Miro hasn't scored a pen if noyer scores this it's over and Casa Miro gets eliminated there's no way Neuer has just elimited casimiro the biggest upset of the tournament so far I'm in disbelief what we can learn from that is no one safe we have Van Dyke up next though and Van Dyke will head Southwest and what this means is that Van Dyke will be taking on the recent Ballon d'Or winner Benzema now we haven't seen a striker take on a center half yet so this is gonna be very interesting I don't know maybe Van Dyke actually pulls this off with the match tied at two Van Dyke would take the lead for the first time in the 68th minute but things were far from over we're closing in on the last five minutes of the match and I can't imagine having a better player than van dijk try to defend this lead no way no way I jinxed it it looked like we were about to see another penalty shootout no way there's no way there's no way Van Dyke has just pulled off another upset win and just like that we're erasing the recent Ballon d'Or winner Modric and Sala would meet in round nine with Modric taking a 3-0 lead early in the second half Salah would cut the lead to one goal by the 82nd minute but he would run out of time to force a penalty shoot up the next Finn saw Kevin De bruyne go Northwest to play against Ronaldo out of respect for de bruyne I'm only allowed to show you the final score as he asked not to show the Highlight Ronaldo won the match 8-3 bye bye de bruyne I don't know if kdb is ever gonna get over that loss but with him leaving the island we're down to our final 10 players but who is up next wheel What's it gonna be it's gonna be Neymar and the direction Neymar is going is Southeast which means Neymar is now playing against mbappe PSG teammates now Rivals I think this is going to be the highest scoring match we've had Neymar would open the scoring right away it's about to be two note for Neymar why is he slowing down what a strike it doesn't matter he slowed down he's up two nil against zimbape in the 20th minute but last time he did blow a 2-0 lead so let's see if he can keep this one even when mbappe did manage to score Neymar would go and score two more now it may not have been the most goals in one game but Neymar's performance has knocked out mbappe and he now has two wins in the competition and I honestly feel like he's gonna win this Bellingham would host Neuer in round 12 and by the 84th minute Bellingham was up 4-0 now after 90 minutes all I can say is how did casemiro lose to Neuer I guess we'll never know but it's time to say goodbye to Neuer as he's kicked off the island after 12 rounds vinicius Jr would finally get his turn Vinnie and his clones haven't played a game yet but if he somehow manages to defeat Messi he might just win FIFA imperialism but I would quickly eat my own words yeah maybe they're not gonna be messy with Messi leading by a goal Vinnie would lose his head [Applause] no way we've seen our first red card in FIFA imperialism one of the Vinnie clones have been sent off and with a player down for the remainder of the match Messi would comfortably win 7-3 the next round would have Neymar attacking Modric despite Modric going up 4-2 in the 60th minute too late goals from Neymar would force a penalty shootout both keepers have played well but only one will be happy with the result and Neymar saves the first pen look how small mod reaches in the net I don't see him saving any of these if Neymar scores this it's all over Modric hasn't made a save yet and he doesn't save this one either Neymar moves on to the top six and Modric is kicked out of the island now it seems like yellow is a good luck color because four of the six remaining players all have yellow territories so we're gonna change Neymar's to Red only to help differentiate a bit that's better who is gonna be next wheel it's gonna be Bellingham and the direction Bellingham will go is North and that means he's taken on Cristiano Ronaldo and Bellingham would get his name on the score sheet first no way No Way Bellingham has taken the lead now Ronaldo is my favorite to win this match but I feel like Bellingham because he is so good in attacking and defending he kind of has the advantage here Ronaldo still doesn't have a shot on that he can't get past Bellingham look at their defense this might be the chance puts it across what a Play What a back heel don't count Ronaldo out but Bellingham wasn't backing down either oh no what a play by Bellingham Ronaldo fans I would be worried right now Bellingham has a chance to take a 3-1 lead through ball puts it away of course he does 3-1 if I was a Ronaldo fan I would be worried right now Bellingham for 4-1 no no I don't see how Ronaldo is gonna come back from this we may be looking at the future champion of FIFA imperialism right here that's the final whistle one of the favorites has been kicked out and we have a new favorite to win it all Jude Bellingham what a performance from the goalkeeper all the way to the striker 10 out of 10. Lewandowski vs Messi would see a lot of goals But ultimately lewandowski's strength and size would help him defeat the Argentinian Superstar with Messi gone from the island we're down to our last four players we have Bellingham Lewandowski Neymar and Van Dyke but who will the world Football Association Crown as their Champion let's find out our next attacker it's Lewandowski again and he'll be headed which means he's taking on Bellingham now even though there's four teams left Bellingham or Lewandowski are not guaranteed a spot in the final this is because if the wheel lands on them next turn or player enters their territory they'll have to play another match before the final usually any shot basically goes in but these two teams have great goalkeepers let's see nope never mind Belgium has a one-nil lead but his lead wouldn't last long yeah neither of these keepers are performing very well right now Bellingham has a chance to double his lead here and he does 3-1 in the 68th minute but the goals would keep on coming Lewandowski does get one back he doesn't even get the ball he's just gonna go celebrate you're running out of time Lewandowski no way flavandowski ties this no way now he gets the ball it's all tied up is this going to a penalty shootout late drama here no no way goal 88 Minutes this seems like the winner but we never know when people imperialism they're gonna celebrate as long as they can look at all the bellinghams look how many there are and that's it four three Bellingham wins it I'm at a loss for words I don't even know what to say that was that was something only Neymar Bellingham and Van Dyke remain on the wheel but who will the wheel choose next it's gonna be Neymar which one is it Arrow itself this means that Bellingham has automatically made it into the final and if we just think back at what it took for him to get there first he had to beat Holland then he came up against neuer's clones followed by the ronaldos and then levandovski he's one match away from winning it all but first Neymar vs Van Dyke only one of these two players will go on to play Bellingham in the final and I literally have no idea who it's gonna be it could be Neymar but it could also be Van Dyke only time will tell and in the ninth minute we'd see the first goal nvbd has the lead what a cross can they tie it up of course they can it's Neymar it's 1-1 these situations worry me because Neymar defensively is just not good DVD has the lead again it's 2-1 if Neymar thinks he's gonna win this match he has to step it up in the defensive end a nice passing play would give Neymar a good chance to equalize and he started what a strike he grabs the ball it's not over Virgil with a chance here any saves it Neymar has saved it I thought it was for sure gold this is the most balanced match I think we've had yet with 10 minutes left on the clock a penalty shootout was on everyone's mind except Van Dyke no that's what Neymar let's go Virgil has a lead in the 80th minute will they be able to hold on look at all these Virgil Van Dykes that's it vvd has made it to the final defeating Neymar 3-2 it all comes down to Virgil Van Dyke versus Bellingham in the final now who is home and who is away Bellingham will be away he has to travel to Van Dyke's territory both of these players have had incredible runs to get to the final of FIFA imperialism but only one will be the winner and the final of FIFA imperialism has officially begun and with his first chance of the match Van Dyke would do this no way what a strike to start the match in the first nine minutes Virgil has a 1-0 lead a beautiful straight from outside the box Oh my days no way they make it to nil what a save from Bellingham he's not getting beat again like that Bellingham would get a great chance to equalize good save from Virgil and he would have an even better chance in the second half this is bellingham's chance can he put this one away know what a saved by Virgil Van Dyke I can't believe what I'm seeing and suddenly the momentum would shift there's no way there's no way do nothing to Virgil Van Dyke Bellingham has 10 minutes to tie this match up to force a potential penalty shootout but it's not looking good for him at all with time ticking away Bellingham would need a miracle he's got a one back he has five minutes it's not over yet don't count Bellingham out just yet time's running out no it looks like Van Dyke has won it he's killing time in the corner we're in the fourth minute of stopping time and the final whistle has finally gone Virgil Van Dyke is the winner of FIFA imperialism and if you enjoyed this video you'll enjoy this video right here peace

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Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 17 2023