I Met My Nanny in Road Rage - Tacarra Williams

[Music] where you guys from this group right here where you guys from you you oh oh you're from portland um where are you from i mean well clearly um i'm from new york you know and um i uh in new york i never met an armenian in my life until i moved here then i moved yeah in new york i never met an armenian yeah i'm from the hood on the south bronx you know um and when i moved here i i was like who are these people you know like and my friend was like what do you mean i was like they just be at starbucks all day taking shots of coffee and they got the nicest [ __ ] cars but no hairlines and and they always stare at me but they never say anything but i know they want some you understand what i'm saying like i dated an armenian dude it was weird we lasted like like one month it was it was weird because he was like say stuff and be like listen i don't mean to defend you okay just listen okay wait wait listen i want to tell you something okay and i'm like what i want to have sex [Laughter] that's called being a gentleman yeah but he was like this big i'm like listen fam i i want to be nasty armenians you guys talk with your hands a lot it's like you say half the sentence and the rest is this and we're supposed to just know what are you doing tonight i'm going i had this older armenian lady she cursed me out in traffic because i cut her off i had like uh my car had gotten hit and i had like a rental it was like a like a um ikea i was driving like a little kia and this lady this older armenian woman she's at the light and she just has her signal on but she won't [ __ ] turn and it's like five blocks down her signal on she not [ __ ] turning like she forgot the [ __ ] signal was on right she's just driving so she was just driving so slow and i'm late for work so i cut her the [ __ ] off right and i realized you can't do that this [ __ ] met me at the light the next light rolled down her window and cursed me the [ __ ] out she said what are you doing you don't cut me you can't cut me you're driving i'm driving mercedes-benz you're driving here you don't cut people this car you don't cut people this car you don't i caught you you don't got me what are you why do you like this and why i said i said i said miss i got [ __ ] time for you today i have time for you you hear me so she pissed me off so i cut her off again this [ __ ] sped past me and like when it went in front of my car like a t like i couldn't move stopped her car at the [ __ ] light and got off the car and said i asked you what is what's wrong with you huh why do you keep cutting me why what do i what one you you're not happy with life huh huh i rolled my window down she looked at me she goes oh you're such beautiful girl what are you caught [Laughter] oh i know what you caught you don't have husband i said why would you say that because husband not let you drive kia no good husband ain't no literal job she wanted to be really sweet i found out she was a nanny and then she had my daughter for like three years she was like the nanny for my daughter for three years she was she was really sweet um she used to cook for me all the time every time i picked my daughter up she would have like food like you'll need food i cook i said what's your name my name i'm rose i said what's your real name you you can't pronounce why i told you why i'd tell you waste time no i love her i'm still friends with her to this day um she tried to hook me up with her son too you don't have husband my son don't have wife he need papers i'd pay good i put see listen i paid good you by mercedes right she's so sweet i still talk to her she's coming i need maybe [Music]

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Length: 5min 9sec (309 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 04 2022