I made the WORST permanent decisions possible

i'm in vegas with my friends right now i am not a partier i'm going to ruin everything i don't want to be here i can't believe you guys dragged me out here for a weekend this must be the craziest thing we've ever done i've never been to vegas before my friends they're a little uh they're a little wild come on girl you needed this weekend away you've been killing yourself at work lately plus think about it you're single we're single it's vegas hot guys okay nina keep your drinking to yourself i did hear that there was a tattoo stand down the road and i kinda wanna make like every single bad decision possible tonight see there are so many things to be excited about in vegas what are you looking forward to the most i mean obviously finding a guy like is that even a question i think i deserve it after that train wreck that was my last relationship please remind me why i'm here oh this guy's hot remember mateo you can't be seen with just anyone yeah yeah i know mother can we just get to the fun part yeah the fun part of meeting me this guy's name is creep 101 sure baby i'll get you and your friends drinks oh my buddies out there just already milking the guys out in vegas for all that they're worth thanks my friends and i really appreciate it i hate him he's disgusting let's mark that as number two oh come on getting free drinks from creeps is so easy it's practically cheating we need to like step up our game a little bit we're gonna step up our game a little bit who am i going to choose i guess i'll give it a go we're here to make mistakes i can do this i believe in myself this is going to be the nastiest filthiest dirtiest weekend of my life i need to find a guy who is built like a greek god looks like a movie star or is tall dark and handsome i mean it's vegas everybody's tall dark and handsome greet god here we go yes pick yourself a good one yeah okay i know what is it who are you looking at oh girl i see some i see somebody i said i wanted to greet god and this guy is mythologically hot tattoo blue eyes dark hair dark skin me mine sign me up i could barely keep my jaw off the floor just as i was checking him out our eyes met i gotta do a little come on his friend said that he can't be seen with anybody so this must be a really important guy i'm gonna like sink my claws into this guy and never let go like i'm gonna i'm going we're gonna get married he's totally checking you out too forget free drinks you can have that guy eating out of the palm of your hand okay angela you're a little thirsty you just gotta strut over there with that classic gloomer attitude and slay that first impression oh god dating hasn't changed since i was single has it no stop i've got this come on classic gloomer classic bloomer yep we're going in they're gonna love me they're gonna think i'm the cutest girl in the whole vegas even though there's lots of girls everywhere okay i gotta make a bold first impression i was hoping you'd come over here i'm glad you did why didn't you come to me yeah i mean his eyes are cute but i don't want to like pump his tires completely my only gem options here are i want you or oh your eyes are so dreamy maybe i should go no you know what we're here to make a mess listen if i see something i want i go for it something you want huh oh yeah are you always this bold um only in special circumstances little does he know i'm like the easiest girl back from home but i'm just gonna be like oh i've never done this before i've never done anything before yep that's my cue to leave my name is mateo by the way pleasure to meet you pleasure to meet you too can you please tell me why you're so important strong spanish accent oh my goodness hi i'm gloomer and the pleasure's all mine there's something about this girl i can't take my eyes off of her underneath all that fire her big beautiful eyes have an air of innocence about them yeah i purposely do that like i'm the least innocent person ever but i stand nearly so i'm a little curious what makes these circumstances so special might i have something to do with it obviously you idiot you might but i guess i should admit that my friends over there also dared me to come over here i'm only talking to you because it's a dare i gotta bring his self-esteem down a little bit because i feel like all the girls in vegas are probably kissing his butt friends those girls over there those are my friends hopefully he doesn't think they're prettier than me well i can't say i'm disappointed oh what do you mean by that meeting you is the most interesting thing that's happened all night would you ladies care to join us um duh what i mean uh look who's being forward now guilty as charged come on it'll be fine i promise plus i don't bite but i want you to bite unless you ask okay never mind i'm scared now well if you put it that way uh let's get this party started let's go great there's an underground party in this club let's meet there there's a submarine that we've taken and made into a grappa lounge underneath this club everyone wears masks and dresses to the nines i'll be the one in the blue and gold mask you should wear one to match oh you think i'm just made of money like you mr hidden club exclusive club invite only did i seriously just get invited to an underground party this is okay i'm actually glad i'm here it's a masquerade bow down i won bow down to me yeah okay oh yes sweetie that's one man i've already gotten three guys numbers and i'm just getting warmed up well that guy's name is mateo and he just invited us to a party at a secret masquerade with his friends and our friends and they're rich and it's gonna be fun come on girls who is this guy who cares we just got invited to an underground party with some hotties you're the real mvp girl almost we need to find masks before the party starts don't even try girl when it comes to fashion angela never fails to save the day oh ooh yes can somebody say fab not just fab we're blazing hot just imagine us rolling up to this underground party in these oh look at you and mateo matching everybody's gonna love each other i think he's a celebrity of some sort i came up to him first do you know what i mean like i don't want to like wear blue just because he told me to i'm sticking with my old look come on ladies we're come we're going in our scraps your guy your decision he ain't her guy yet oh shut up angela you were not stealing him from me look at us in the masquerade party just dressed in our normal clothes senoritas welcome to the hottest event of the century i need to go get geo but please feel free to start partying oh you don't have to ask me twice some of the world's most popular celebrities are here tonight i have to go say hi to them i'll be back soon have fun why don't you invite me to meet them introduce me oh and gloomer i don't speak spanish you look very lovely tonight oh thank you is it just me or does he look even hotter with a mask like i thought he was hot before but like with the mask yum glimmer i have no idea how you got so lucky but never let him go girl i gotta tell you this party is lit it's definitely the coolest thing that's ever happened to us not bad for me hey you're slaying it oh my gosh no way gloomer check that out what it's it's okay a legendary tattoo artist is here tonight absolutely legendary and she's doing tattoos for pete okay i wouldn't have chosen the heart with the flames but you know what michaela dagger is doing a pop-up stand at this party this must be an actually crazy party we're gonna have to get tattoos it's bad decision night we're at a masquerade ball wearing our normal clothes oh girl we are so getting tattoos hopefully we get like one i have that'd be cool oh no i got it upper arm oh i hate it but i mean a really good artist did it and i'm kind of matching matteo now so i'm never gonna forget this night girl we look fine and you had the biggest glow up tonight of all of us what just because i got a tattoo i'm literally in love with this new look vegas totally suits you okay that is not a compliment we are in the filthiest city in the world i'm loving it too it really shows how free and adventurous you are thanks mateo let's leave them alone for a bit great we're gonna go dance you kids have fun bye oh it's just me and my man well they seem great they have their moments you better not be crushing on them because i'm the only person who matters here tonight so are you related to all of your friends no my friend javi's supposed to be here too but i haven't seen him in a while i wonder where he is oh there is oh it's javier did someone call for a handsome man gloomer this is my friend javi where have you been i've just been rejected by the bartender it happens this mask everyone's laughing at me well at least you're ready i mean you're the only person here that's you know having the 20 20 vibe everyone else just has their eyes covered my friends are dancing enjoying their life hello oh that's my friend angela angela huh yeah go dance with her your friend's funny i'm glad you find him charming but enough about my friends for one day would you like to dance i thought you'd never ask yeah yeah we don't really know how to dance but he's spanish so he can like lead the way several hours later so where are you from that everyone knows how to dance like this just a small country in europe no one's heard of it's not that interesting no it's amazing i've always wanted to travel there but so far this is the most exotic place i've ever been wait is this your first trip to las vegas ah actually it is thanks for asking it's mine too yeah right i don't believe you for a second how about you and me leave right now you me the top of the eiffel tower we could be looking out on those city lights in no time wait this guy's already inviting me to what the eiffel tower isn't that in france maybe there's like a little one in vegas i feel like if i go with this guy i'm never gonna come back i'm scared like what kind of guy invites me to an underground club with only his friends in it and now he wants to take me out um yeah not tonight but sorry let's just stay here i'm sure we can make a ton of mistakes here so long as you're with me believe me i'm gonna be here all night let's go dancing so we partied and we flirted and we danced the night away the heat between us kept growing into an inferno oh girl i'm such a lucky man i'm a lucky girl i'm so happy we decided to do this now come here miamour that night everything changed forever oh it's the next day oh last night was amazing but my head it hurts oh girl i'm wearing a wedding ring and a wedding dress and what did i do last night why am i wearing this ring why am i wearing this dress oh i hope nina and angela remember more than i do like hopefully we just played dress up adriana chloe rays um why are we in a hot tub how do we pass out not drown nina stop yelling i have a headache why do you look like the bride of frankenstein i was sort of hoping that you'd maybe tell me what happened you know girl code you know watching out for each other you don't think uh i don't want to alarm anyone but i appear to have misplaced my clothes listen shut up i'm in a wedding dress let's get out of here i need to figure out what happened last night i do not need your pantsless one night stand getting in my way wait where's angela would you please stop throwing pillows at me get out of here it's my room oh oh my beautiful face well that's what you got what is going on all of these guys took us out of the situation and look at all the regrets everywhere what is going on obviously i'm learning i should never have a drink again oh and maybe you shouldn't either what's with the wedding bell look that's what i'm trying to figure out all right all right keep your fail on neither of these guys is wearing a ring he probably didn't marry either of them last night she makes a good point but i'm not seeing mateo anywhere it's just kind of a bummer i mean one of them's really hot but that doesn't really help me figure out who i married and this i actually agree wait does this mean i married mateo looks that way where is anne away he might be in that cafe across the street mateo was a nightmare until he had his coffee great so i'm married to a man who is a nightmare before he has his coffee angela stay back here in case he comes back and do not let him leave until i talk to him you gotta pass all right let's go find my husband what did i do oh this is such a stereotypical vegas night how could i do this to myself tattoo married what are you sure he went to this cafe uh pretty sure yeah what's got you so weird all of a sudden behind you bloomer who is he talking to please excuse me i have somewhere i need to be oh but maddie i have more questions for you i'd love to hear about well whatever work you do everything about you well i mean mateo does look uncomfortable like he's with a girl though at the cafe he just got married to me last night does she not get the hint that he's not interested i mean he's technically already taken she probably doesn't know well she's about to this is gonna be fun hey your crazy new wife's coming in oh i love your accent are you from mexico excuse me mind if i cut in please do i'm his wife honey sweetie we've been married for a day just met last night oh i'm sorry listen you're blatantly hitting on my husband okay i'm gonna give him a pet name sorry i was late tootsie woo bootsy uh oh it was no problem at all my gorgeous honeysuckle okay that's way nicer than tootsie whoopsie i'm sorry as you can see i'm happily married yes happily married [ __ ] you may have the simping looks down honey but i'm the whole package so scram oh gracias i'm so sorry it's the best i can do i'm canadian we just learned french with an attitude like that you're making me wish i had married you well you're in luck then cause we actually did get married last night you're very funny mateo i'm not joking we're married okay save ah come on we'll talk about it back in your suite yes so that's where we are now we're married so it has to be you right we're not going on dr phil for this i think we have some things we need to talk about okay but why are they all here why are they all here staring at us i'm just here to look for my phone don't mind me you mean you don't remember what happened either i don't remember anything after that party you married my best friend we were all cheering we were making out it was really great wait did i give you my abuelas ring i'm supposed to give that to my future pr up my my partner my future partner hey dingus weren't you listening you're kind of dead look let's not jump to conclusions too quickly it looks like this guy's regretting marrying me maybe we didn't go through with it uh actually mateo i just found your marriage certificate online um and it looks like mateo rodrigo from los santos and gloomer sofia jacobs were married on june 30th no that's not possible hey it's okay it's okay you got married and i lost my phone we all lost something tonight okay it happens oh my gosh nobody cares about your dumb phone gio please tell me this is a joke this is a sick twisted joke i don't like this girl she's ugly she's weird wait you chose giovanni as your best man over me all right guys this doesn't matter look mateo it's fine we can just get an annulment and put this past us i mean what happens in vegas stays in vegas right like we can get a divorce getting married getting divorced next day like that's pretty sick vegas trick you don't get it it's not that simple it's i didn't mean to shout i'm sorry it's just that my country has its own laws for this kind of thing and it won't be easy i need to make a phone call hola joaquin wow i must have really plastered last night who's joaquin wait what did he say he said print print wait are you a king if you're a king i'm ruining your life i'm staying with you forever listen could you please shut up for a little bit everybody this day is overwhelming enough already okay so joaquin told me that he drove us around last night we didn't go anywhere except the casino chapel so other than getting married we're in the clear as far as wild shenanigans go oh okay we got married that's the worst thing you can do no you don't get it in my case it matters in my case i can't we have to stay married trust me if this becomes big news it'd be bad for all of us i have to keep a lid on this for all of our sake mateo is right okay he's either a celebrity a king a prince i don't know what he is but i don't want this getting out cause then everyone's gonna call me bad names and it's gonna be embarrassing giovanna go downstairs to the front desk and make sure no one else knows about this got it we'll get right on that and uh give you some space uh so what should i do boss well i guess you could uh oh i'm starving a little hungry there bella i suppose i could eat a little something something please i'm starving are you proposing some kind of breakfast i guess we did this in the completely wrong order i believe you usually start to the first date yes traditionally yeah gloomer would you do me the honor of going on a first date with me then wow i can see why i married this man he's totally sweeping off my feet i can already picture us leaning together in a cozy diner booth kissing and stuff with all the running around figuring out what happened we barely had a moment to get to know each other but i do enjoy being with you very much so what do you say can i take you on our first official date you said that nobody can see us we are not i'm staying in okay well i should go then joaquin is downstairs i don't want you to lead me on and then hide me in the closet because the world can't see that i'm married to you i'll let you know what i discovered okay we'll take care of this however you want really thank you oh i should have went down that date love you javi this is serious how is mateo going to explain this when we get home he needs to learn to start taking care of himself your job is to literally take care of him wait he has keepers i'm back and as much as i'd love to see you two destroy our perfectly good suite i think we have more important things to talk about hi guys you're back what'd you find out you really don't want to know it involved 60 pancakes a straw war and an impromptu dance routine oh i thought you guys were talking about the marriage but we did get married last night right i don't suppose you learned anything that can help us deal with that situation um no i don't need to be fluent in spanish you know what no means we figured out most of it the only part we're missing is the wedding itself oh so you mean the important part i found your phone by the way you left it at the diner last night oh yeah i'm gonna see what i missed i'll be back so what exactly is your plan now mateo whoa guys come check this out what is he seeing on his phone it's gotta be paparazzi pictures of us and me a wedding dress javier i swear if it's another cat video no no no it's not that i made a video of your wedding last night no effing way oh my god this is wild you have to see this what is it let us see why are you all laughing at my wedding okay mateo we need to see this one are you kidding give me that phone we're all looking at it okay you guys are chilling by the eiffel tower should have went there and said i got married for sure is the camera on i can't tell it's on bill you're so handsome oh somebody kill me now that is so embarrassing that he recorded that oh and he puked on it you okay baby this is really great i thought i was finding out about my wedding but i'm just seeing javier throw up matteo's gonna propose to gloomer oh my goodness he proposed me right in the casino bloomer i knew that that you were something special your car is on your life itself the finger to my ring the inciting incident to my romance comedy we should get married what were you thinking yeah what the what is an inciting incident was that english okay guys can we please move on so what do you say oh matteo of course i'll marry you this we've known each other for seven minutes and you know what that's good enough for me run girl she's on to us but i only got the brazier girls wait for me we're stealing okay that's a bit of a stretch how did you not notice you guys were filming that whole thing oh no we are dying we are all dying and now it's time for these rad dudes to recite their vows i'll go first mateo i gotta be honest with you before we do this i really think that i stole this dress just before i came here i'm a steeler a thief a criminal so i vow not to lie to you again i think those have got to be the worst vows i've ever heard in my life they came out of my own mouth shh i want to see what mateo says now the groom will recite his vows gloria i vow to hold you in sickness and in sickness and take you to paris say vow to um i vow to get us food after this so hungry right now that was beautiful i think hey has anybody told you that you're really hot like look at your cheekbones those things are really high up if you say so sweetie well by the power is vested me by the state of nevada i now pronounce you man and wife give her some love man yep lay it on lay it on girl oh no what's wrong oh oh oh i puked on my own wedding oh you hate to see it you really really do and that's where it ends so what'd you think the video is wild it's too wild you're right listen no we're not saving this we are deleting this now give me that phone i'm deleting it give it to me there it's done now what i'm really married what am i gonna do listen i think i need some air i'll catch up with you guys later oh my goodness corazon wait what's wrong you just took off all of a sudden it's just all too much okay everybody's been freaking out and talking over each other all day i can barely hear myself think mira i understand having the eyes of the world on you can be very stressful but i'm here for you no matter what thanks mateo it means a lot to me it really does i feel like we can figure this thing out oh no paparazzi paparazzi what now can we just catch a break oh no they're here for me wow he looks so panicked like i was just a second ago and mateo made me feel so much better i wish i could do the same glimmer they cannot see us together right now not right now i i guess i'll go hide there's a storage closet it'll be cozy it'll get you away from them glenn you really are a genius would you do that for me you have to i mean i could just ruin his life but he's been so nice to me mateo and i squeezed into the narrow space and he pulled the door shut behind us we hear the paparazzi run by and breathe a sigh of relief as it goes by after a second my eyes adjust to the darkness oh we spent the whole day running around frantically i haven't even had the chance to be close to matteo like this right now i can kind of see why i married him but what was with the paparazzi what isn't matteo telling me oh thank goodness you're a lifesaver carlos mateo what's going on why are we hiding from the paparazzi like are you a prince are you a king are you celebrity who are you i guess you do deserve to know the truth is i'm not just a tourist from estralita i am prince mateo de los santos heir to the throne of estralita i was right did you really just say prince oh i just married into a royal family oh he's not gonna be able to divorce me oh his mom's gonna hate me oh let's go i already told you i'm not flying off to an unknown country just because you want me to i have a life too you know what hasn't we talked about this do you even know my name okay gloomer this is how this is going to go you're going to come back with me and play my loving wife and convince everyone this marriage is real then after a few weeks you can say you were homesick and decided to call off the marriage actually darling i'm not one of your royal subjects you can't just give me orders i do what i want you have to be the most infuriating person i've ever met in my life so fine i've found that people are usually willing to be a lot less difficult for money how much would it take for you to play my loving wife until i've decided we're in the clear he thinks he can just treat me like a common servant you can't buy me off oh we're fighting already i'm not someone who can be bought mateo not all problems can be solved with money being thrown at it you think a prince would know that you're right i'm sorry i'm just worried my family already thinks of me as a wild card in the family unpredictable i played the role of the rebellious prince a little too well i suppose please gloomer i can't do this without you will you help me there's so many rules where i come from i guess you'd be lost without me but does he really love me i guess that means i have to pack now i hate packing oh gloomer we have to go i'll miss you too so much we love you write us every day text emails everything and send us pictures of the castle okay i hate to break it up but we really need to go can you at least let me say bye to my friends hello gloomer why don't you just bring your friends to estrellita what sure i guess you're doing me a big favor i'm just trying to think of your happiness what yeah that's nice thank you mateo thank you so much of course i told you whatever i could do to make you feel comfortable you ready ladies are gonna go live in a castle don't you mean ladies and waiting wait what does that mean what exactly is a lady in waiting is there something in your mind bella i'm just wondering why me what do you mean i mean i'm just a normal girl a couple of weeks ago i quit working at an awful retail job and i was eating my way through a bad breakup now i'm apparently an actual princess it's just freaky to think about you know i suppose but i've been a prince all my life and you married me that makes you a princess seems fairly straightforward to me well it's not oh my goodness so mateo i hear you have a brother shut up yes but trust me he's not a very good person gentlemen please escort the ladies in waiting to their quarters gladly gloomer a word before we go in what is it i just want to warn you before you meet up my mother she's kind of a lot oh come on how bad can she be bad i've introduced her to a lot of friends before none of them have been able to stand up to her just once i'd like to see that anyways i just wanted to warn you let's get this over with well ice queen's aside you can prime my excitement about this palace out of my cold dead hands it's so beautiful is this seriously my new home princess mateo princess oh and thank you how did you know who i am it was obvious you look so regal in that dress that he gave you on the plane welcome to estrellita princess somebody pinch me i must be dreaming what you told me to i didn't mean that literally he's not very well versed in sarcasm he knows well that is the native tongue of the common people oh here's my mom hold on mama principal mattel she certainly looks like a real princess i must say i'm pleasantly surprised to see you have such royal tastes mama but this this is my my wife i believe she can introduce herself prince matteo uh my name's gloomer mrs it's your highness girl your highness that is how you must always address the queen you must always curtsy when presented to the queen you must never stand in front of your husband you stand behind him you stand right by his side or behind him what the f mama porpovor do not dare speak to your queen in that tone of voice you've disrespected the family enough marrying a commoner bring your indoor ancestral home unannounced she's obviously not worthy to hold the title of my son or the title of princess wow what is her problem mateo wasn't kidding mother please matteo you know better than to consort yourself with this type of woman this type of smelly garbage riff-raff you had suitable options and this is who you choose a commoner groomer i'm so sorry you do not have to take this sort of treatment from her i'm gonna scream at her sorry mateo i know she's the queen but i'm a sasser like the peasant i am you know you may be a queen but even commoners have better manners and etiquette than you do how you can even look in the mirror and call yourself a queen is beyond me but like it or not mateo and i got hitched married in vegas we knew each other for seven minutes and you're gonna have to deal with it i'm a princess now you can either accept that like an adult or continue your temper tantrum like a child it's your choice your highness you know those words might have had meaning had they come from someone who is actually important i suppose i could say the same to you oh we hate each other now we hate each other now i actually have to end here guys i gotta be somewhere i'm running out of time i hope you enjoyed this video i know i haven't played episode in a while if you'd like to see me again make sure you push notifications and i will see you on the next one bye

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Length: 24min 34sec (1474 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 17 2020