I made immoral flying devices in Bad Piggies

today we're back with some bad piggies and this time we're doing when pigs fly starting with level number one and it looks like our new thing is a balloon what does the um do we put them the opposite way oh so see there's like air and stuff what happens if we pop it don't pop it that was pretty sad I mean this is a pretty interesting concept I'm not going to lie and I will drop right there Boom come on keep going keep getting pushed this is the slowest thing I've ever seen in my life but he's going he's doing what he needs to do there we go baby oh this thing's supposed to be a challenge I think you can step it up a little bit let's see I like it easy okay personally oh we got to get the fast one go too easy you know I'm fine with these easy levels Brian it's better than us spending like 18 and 1/2 hours on them I love devoting like all our research dollars onto one vehicle that we're never going to use again okay but we are going to sell it again and that's all that's in parts of all the wasted tax dollars it can't be wasted tax dollars we're not a government institution yeah but we're getting funding from the government because our research is important here didn't you read the contract no I don't read anything all I do is try to murder our p i mean make sure our pigs are safe they really are starting us off with the easy levels but I have a feeling they'll get harder eventually probably can we make it there in this amount of seconds there we go yes Wake Me Up When It's a challenge you know you're being really condescending towards these level makers why can't you just appreciate what they've made that's true just because the level is n like Mount Everest doesn't mean that it wasn't important too we want to go down there how do we make it back though oh wait wait wait can I just do this no oh God I'm thinking about it from a mechanical standpoint and how are you going to roll back at all just hear me out we go to the top of this hill right okay and we're like Po and then we're like wee and then there he goes we escape yeah this is the escape e car it's for people who are magicians very niche market here yeah but but we sell to all markets we we don't want any competitors that we're not in the business of having competitors literally every single type of person to exist we got a car for you it's important for our business models and for our money making okay let's go for this first boop boop come on come on get over there you're a gamer let's go okay and now the fast one should be even easier they're starting us out with some easy ones I don't hate this but I know they're going to get really hard soon nah they're going to be so easy all throughout also I look up there's about 30 to 50,000 magicians in the world well that's a pretty big market then that is not the worst amount of people will this work I don't know no no I should not have popped that balloon so fast I don't know I don't think it's got enough juice to carry you then how would this level work you got to be down the one wheel yeah I guess you do have to do the one wheel oh yeah because the balloons keep you standing up straight that actually makes sense Brian this is why we're going to give you a raise nice I contributed I can get like a 1 cent raise now um half a cent oh my gosh okay I know I know I know it's more than you're worth I'm just kidding Brian you're worth the moon in back well how much is the moon see that's called lying so your employees won't ask for more compensation I'm teaching everybody the good things also did you see how impressive that was I just got both of those at the same time I didn't even try to do that that was completely an accident and now our car is going and finding love because it left us you can have up to five balloons here that's kind of a scary amount of balloons I don't know if we can handle this I think we should just quit just put them all on and just hope for the best popop too high now I'm curious what happens if you just let them get like sent to the sky is there like a Sky Box I hope not because that would be terrifying okay yeah if you have on the back that's how you do it but we missed that but we can pop these pretty easily we just have to do it at the right timing B poop now I can push it forward as I need to land softly land yes you're a gamer and now we just calmly go to the end we get rid of our balloons we don't need them anymore come on bud go drop go let's go oh that's a good one perfect okay pushing it go you have 5 Seconds you got this buddy a and no cracks I'm pretty sure that was no cracks let's go we're kind of speeding through these original ones man I didn't know this was a speedr running video the problem with these is it really doesn't work too well to do the Triangle Car you can't really do a triangle car with balloons maybe there will be a spot where you can do it but oh okay that's not good that's not good that's not good that's not good go go go okay maybe we do use the triangle car now this is what I like to see okay and what we do is we pop one of these early stop it momentum he goes down we keep none of our balloons we don't need any single one of them come on tilt tilt tilt tilt go go go go go go go a I don't think it's possible I do think it's possible literally they're all getting smacked Brian what you're trying to say is there isn't the perfect configuration and what I'm saying is you have to believe see does that tree count okay the tree doesn't count come on buddy that's what we like to see that's why we pay you $0 an hour what the heck you didn't let me finish I said $0 an hour plus overtime so he does get paid for overtime times time and a half that's 0 times5 okay you don't have to get rid of the balloon get rid of it no ah come on go go go oh let's go let's go wait what is this bag it's a magical bag of wins somebody didn't watch the SpongeBob movie okay you know I watch the SpongeBob Movie can we talk about your problem with me right now it's really rude that you're not just saying I'm really cool all the time could we please go back to those days the good old days I don't think that ever happened can we check the tape okay but why would we need to check the tape when you could just believe in what I'm telling you I don't know if that's the best way to go about this also no not using the bag of Wis okay would you or would you not agree that friendship is the best thing ever ever except for best friendship which is a little better but how do you define the line between friendship and best friendship that's for each person to decide so it's not like a universal thing but like I think we all know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about listen man I'm just trying to clock in and clock out I'm just trying to do my J what the H are you kidding me oh wait I see it just weighs you down it doesn't actually make you jump it just like makes you go up because then you get rid of it we can't have multiple balloons so like there's no point to have the bag right now unless yeah you can't you can't fit it it's a red hairing yeah why is this even there this is the part where I say I don't want it I'm stronger than I've been before this is the part where I break free cuz I can't resist it no more okay singing that song did not work wait it did work how what pass through it I I never knew that I always knew singing was the answer go bye all right now push back okay okay okay another one push push back push back I'm trying to get the time one oh you're getting the time one I think we have to I think we have to put this the other way around oh that's got some real kick to it the problem is we're going up so slowly okay I think first of all we get the other one as soon as our balloon hits we got to go please do not hit the wrong thing balloon go go yes no no wait push go move out of our way we'll make it okay now we'll pop these balloons for the extra speed easy wait wait wait wait yeah yeah oh oh keep pushing keep pushing okay so where you put the pig is very important in this who would have known that mass affects gravity come on okay not enough time a little bit Break Free get over there oh that's the perfect line Brian nice go go little pigy you did it that's Majestic now that's a vehicle right there okay so there's one all the way up there why not just this oh beautiful we go all the way up we're like pop pop think might need some more Pops nope nope we're good oh you're good you're good we're perfect what are you talking about bro and then we go down and we're like wee I'm just a pig and my life is a nightmare this is it this is the the Special Sauce here yeah it's always about balloon placement it's actually pretty hard to get the right balloon placement can you just drop go go go you got this little biggy 2 seconds let's go that's why I judge Brian you should be spreading happiness not despair I love spreading what I spread okay I don't know why you had to say that so weird you don't spread butter ever you're not a butterman what the heck is a butterman a dude that spreads butter like I don't know how else you can really break it down if I look at butterman I feel like something's going to pop up people spread butter though doesn't everybody universally hate butter cuz instead you could have I Can't Believe It's Not Butter which you can't Lally they're so incredulous about the concept that's not butter that they put it in the title that's how you know it's not a popular thing oh my gosh you're actually the butterman is real the butterman is real so you're trying to give me nightmares is what you're saying who the heck is this guy the headlight is I can't believe it's butterman there's no way go go go go go go go did we get that wait did we get that you got it on let's go come on there we go you got this believe in yourself I like the balloon game pay I'm not going to lie yeah balloons are pretty fun you know you were kind of talking trash but we already got the first part done time for the second we also get a level up give us a jackpot give us a jackpot please you've been playing this game for how many times this is the first time seeing this thing no we do this every time Brian you're L you're lying every time we level up we've used it that is such a lie I've you're going to have to watch back the full video on the main Channel once it's released and you'll understand except Brian I've heard from you that you don't watch my main Channel videos what the heck why you just expose me like that this is a second Channel activity right now can you call it a second Channel activity because it will be main Channel maybe right now it's only second Channel but I doubt this portion is going to make it into the main video if I'm being quite honest well now it definitely will go go go buddy pig pig pig oh hit the hit the TNT for me baby he tapped it he literally tapped it we got to do it springless it's a little bit hard but I just have to dra okay that's not that's he's good he's fine maybe this is the way because it distributes the weight perfectly then we pop them all get all the speed that almost worked he fall out of the vehicle he's upset about his wages lately is what he told me so he said he's going to try less hard but then I said hey I can replace you at the drop of a hat and he was like that's really rude man that's actually so messed up and I was like you're right my bad and then I apologized and we made up and now I'm actually paying him $7 a day I have to press this button straight away I got to be like B that's my sound effect for the button press did you like it but did you do it as you pressed it no oh that's why we're failing yeah but it was still impressive right the only thing that impresses me is Success anything else is unimpressive you know failure is like the way to get success you have to fail before you succeed Brian true but we're past those stages my man we're not past those stages we're still fledgling company fledgling company how many videos have we put out man we've been a company for like years yeah but we're still just starting out you know in the grand scheme of things okay you know what we're still learning a lot about ourselves you know the amount of vehicles we put out each level is like 10 years of being a company no we're just really good at our jobs okay here we go here's the jump let's go come on yes let's go oh it only took s years so for this level we have this weird propeller thing it's just weird cuz I don't know what it does I guess it's not really weird it just like have you ever seen a Propel in real life but it's not really working like is it doing anything okay we'll try this oh it pushes you in that direction you're not in pain it's the pig is in pain classic CEO trying to I'm role play You're role playing as one of our workers yes come on go oh wow that worked we didn't get anything out of it but still still I think you're just not screaming loud enough because I'm still hearing your your voice through the peeking mic like I need to hear you just like go like mute because you're screaming so hard some people care about these YouTube videos Bri guy okay you know what I'll mute myself wait here we go wait that's the perfect one you're going to mute yourself now on that come on bro got oh wow it didn't work so we do that then I pop them both I mean this dude is oh the perfect bounce the perfect oh that's what we needed okay so we do one of those can we afford steel I'm tired of this wood man okay wood is just as good as Steel Man okay they're the same thing basically and why are your cars not made of Ste see look how good that was look how good that was he makes it let's see if he makes it all the way okay he's got this he's a pro every time you complain Brian our boy proves you wrong every single time man you need to stop doubting him he's the goat oh my gosh this one is so what the heck man we need to make a freaking aircraft carrier here look at us go you know who's guiding us right here the king I don't know I think you take the king out and this thing is flying it might be this is actually awful oh my gosh we're popping so many balloons well maybe we don't need those balloons maybe none of these are needed at all nope it didn't work this is basically just the slowest invention of all time we got to make sure we're weighed down enough how how are you flying stop what go down okay I think that we need pig in the front Okay so we're going we're going slowly we just have to make sure none of these bubbles get popped slowly go through okay there you go Bud now it's time for the hard part yeah I don't think it's get toting much easier here subtle about your movements there you go Bud nice touch perfect now just slowly go up it's a beautiful picture maybe this will be the thumbnail for this video true it really encapsulates when pig fly yeah that that was really beautiful I'm not going to lie now it's time for the harder one we only need to go one way so we use both of these so I need to pop a few there okay I need front ones to pop I can't have only back okay that's fine please make it over there make it over there make it over there running give us some push okay I don't think we need more balloons I think they're fine to pop yes perfect we're fine there we go actually that one was much easier than the other one we literally have airplane Parts what is going on god what the heck man okay so it goes down like that I'm pretty sure this is a glider okay I see I see I see what huh what the that's what you need to do you need to have it there I think what is that that is so ugly I don't know what this thing is supposed to be but oh fly fly fly wait what that is insane what are you talking about but we didn't get the thing because you can't collapse these or anything is the problem but you can't control anything I mean we could put another block on right in the front but I'm scared that that's going to be too much oh wait wait never mind never mind that was perfect he has no momentum no he's fine he's definitely fine man he's definitely fine come on man maybe the higher it's going to be the more upward angle it has so this is a more upward angle as you can see so that's a good thing in this case because we're trying to get to this one oh wow that was that was easy dude we're literally selling flying cars now you know how much money we're going to make off of these okay so here we need to to pop up he's going to be like oh that's perfect wait do not hit those bombs oh my god wow come on please don't this is the closest thing I've ever seen that was terrifying so we somehow have to do this without a tail can you control wait you can hit only one soda thing what I I never knew this we can hit that one first so it gives him a little bit of propulsion then do the second one okay this might be it oh but wait could we just not even use that and use the TNT in instead we use Old Reliable instead oh there we go hit the hit the TNT hit the TNT that's what we like to see oh my gosh that almost got us the thing too okay that's probably your best bet oh wait this might be a good one boom nice oh right in there oh got to roll back into it come on oh wait wait wait wait wait wait come on kidding oh wait come on what the come on oh my gosh that someh worked yeah yes thank you now let's just get a nice one a nice chill one yeah let's just get a chill one where we don't have to think we just go down this we're like we I'm flying a I think if I just wait to use my pop oh oh wow wow I I did not think that one would work I was just kind of like testing something out there but we have to do it without that thing yeah everybody does love yellow boy but sometimes you just can't use him so we wait for it we use one of them and then boom and we use the second one okay that it has potential how does this thing break it's literally the littlest jump you can do yeah this is very annoying come on brother oh oh let's go for once the thing just held together for this one we want to start out with that guy we get a little bit of a boost then we use this one and there we go okay we did it without using one thing so that is a good start now we can use a propeller come on a so I wait for it to even out use it right there boom hits that there we go and destroyed the vehicle too doesn't matter it gets taken out of his paycheck are we sure it's fair no but does it need to be fair also no because it's our company okay so we kind of just let this go wait what I I guess because we were going so fast we took off kind of like a plane wood in real life that's actually pretty cool could probably get Kraken snap just normally we just have to slow down a little bit so we'll go here I slow down there we kind of just inch forward boom no cracken snap that's good now how do you do it without the tail just take the tail off and we just run it yeah we'll just see what happens run it baby come on bud you got this oh he can't direct himself so the problem here is we don't have anything weighing it down on the back so could we do one of these and this kind of like axes our substitute tail you know so it goes up wow that that that that worked a lot better than I thought I would wow okay um yeah how beautiful who cares about specific aerodynamics when you can just throw things together so how are you supposed to do this with one wheel oh wait okay all right I dig it I can dig that I don't understand how that works oh the the air there's there's an updraft okay so we have to maintain how high we go here so we got to kind of pitter patter a little bit there we go now the updraft shouldn't hit us no we just got to go slow are we just done for oh because we can't get enough speed you have to hit this perfectly but if we put him in the front in this thing there like what weighs more the engine or the pig you would think it would be the pig oh yeah definitely is the pig oh wait wait come on oh my gosh go down go down go down uh let's just go for time let's just go for time okay come on buddy I don't know where the time thing is drop Drop It Like It's Hot oh okay yeah we can definitely do this this is the setup you need the pig in front that makes sense why can we only afford one wheel for this vehicle this is crazy did we just blow our whole budget yeah what was the come on oh so he goes down he does a little dip he's vibing we let him go to the ground now and that oh that was nice that was nice come on yes so we got to get our speed up here we've got to have enough speed to get over there come on come on come on oh that's nice wait my button didn't press that was wait oh my gosh please come on Fall the right way let's go we're back to balloons they decided we're not allowed to have flying machines anymore we're not ethically responsible enough with them yeah they didn't really like what we were planning to do what is that supposed to mean I saw the research development papers that you had wrote what are you talking about I don't write things Brian I don't know that it was your name on the memo are you sure it wasn't just my evil clone you got an evil clone in the company that would make so much sense you didn't know about my evil clone he owns half the company man okay well I think we got an issue cuz your evil clone's not really telling people he's an evil clone and that kind of throws me off yeah but like is that really his problem why I think so why does he have to let you know his business you know I think that's everyone's business if there's an evil CL running the company yeah but it's his business so I don't get any shares in this company well you know one day we'll give you half a share but you're going to have to be very loyal to the company all right I not been loyal to this company for so many years okay but it's not about being loyal to the company it's about being loyal to the company you know like yeah Brian you're loyal but are you loyal would you break up with your wife if the company needed you to exactly very rude Ryan what I'm saying is you need to divorce your wife for the company all right this feels very arbitrary these rules why do you love your wife so much why do you love this company so much because it's what I built I put my blood sweat in tears into exploiting people in order to build this company Brian I knew it it's all exploitation at the end of the day how are you just learning about this do you know what wages we've been paying people I thought you were okay with the exploit ation are you just are you telling me you're not when it benefits me well that's the type of realness we need in our company you're getting a raise let's go okay I think we need to skin down nice and lean machine here yeah so it can go super fast this is going going to be hard though I got to pop these Balloons with Precision two balloon pops right there easy we can't stop the motors at all there's no stopping once you're going we get those we keep going we get ready for more Pops boom easy pops easiest thing in my life dude that sack just got it for you too it's the last one of the episode Brian we have steel we have steel for the first time in our lives let's go but this is a big one fat king is here why are you so mean to him man I do not like him he can't fit in the car okay hear me out the greatest machine of all time Brian so some people say oh yeah that'll never fly you know what I say to those people they're right you are right but just because you're right doesn't mean you're not wrong okay maybe you're right oh yeah that's what I like to see baby keep going it's working it's working it's the steel the steel doesn't break oh never mind a it didn't work we had twoo much weight What If instead though because here we can put down two engines plus two of those so we have a ton of speed what if we need the speed to feel alive this disgusting but it may just work oh my God I think this should work like it has all the parts of working it just needs to do its thing I want you time it right okay there we go now we speed up boom keep going keep going huh come on come on come on yes let's go oh my gosh thank you yes we did it we saved the world all right that's another episode of bad piggies subscribe if you enjoyed bye

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Length: 24min 32sec (1472 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 18 2023