I instantly regret picking Klee (Genshin Impact)

i'm about to say the magic words i'm a minority and i'm offended what is up my beautiful ninjas how you doing today after thinking about it for about 20 seconds i have decided to return to klee today that's long enough ninjas i am like incredibly backed up on everything look at all these quests i started and never finished i haven't done miko's story quest either and look at all these hangouts that i never did holy hell bro it's okay i just gotta assert myself to the front can none of you really get friendship right 10 i mean y'all better hurry the [ __ ] up cause the cookie comes out y'all are homeless oh yes back in this hole that i can't see [ __ ] inside of is for two is supposed to be the plural form of fortuity so you're saying whenever i procreate i can call the kids kagus this has gotta be the first character in the game that did not know who we were i guess when you inside the hole for too long you just lose track of time uh by the way ninjas i got a confession to make my thomas is a healer no further questions rat brow thief and rhett are crook what the hell y'all doing with the rats is there a faster way to attack his plea like after all these years i still have not figured out the proper way to play like whenever i see people play as cleve they do some like fancy magic but they'd be like cancelling all the moves somehow or something and that's the reason why i don't really play as the early characters that much because it's always like they got some kind of gimmick in order to play them correctly like even with ning guang you gotta hold the keys forward to do some kind of direction candle [ __ ] that's it candle i meant cancel i can't speak for how long can npcs survive in this hole like have y'all just been surviving off of mushrooms with the past century and the drugs got all kinds of vitamins in them don't they wait what the hell that mage is the daughter of the syriza oh yes the daughter that's a copy paste of every other npc hmm makes sense man why the hell am i giving my juice to a fungus some don't quite feel right doing this all right where's the recharge station i'm out of juice i had to blow everything i had on a goddamn mushroom and now i'm [ __ ] i don't know maybe there's something poetic about this somehow maybe somehow in a past life i had a thing for burning down forest or something is that an uncle hold on i got to kill him he minded his own business he got to die also this is how you play cleve just abuse yaylon procs well that makes a whole lot he just he has a shield bro stop stop stop all right [ __ ] this feely he blocked gene put the shield down put the do something just stop please you're making this a lot more difficult than it has to be okay you know what come here come on come here show it to me show it to me jesus why was this so much effort i was just trying to give him a health inspection and he wouldn't cooperate don't you just hate it when people do that bro why is my radar glow in the red i'm within the radius now if you could actually assist me in completing the objective i'd be much more satisfied i'm just down here trapped in a hole with a homicidal elf and they won't help me bruh on god i really can't wait for them to make older elf characters kind of listen to me listen to me real clear china all you've got to do is copy paste shara from demon lord and you've got my loyalty we are legit talking to a mushroom i'm starting to think that this whole game is just lumine on a giant acid trip i've noticed that the chasm is like low-key a teaser for sumeru i mean i guess it kind of like shares an underground belief with women's medu so i guess it makes sense i mean if you tell me that these shrooms replace the slimes and some meadows i can die happy flea is so short she just throws her attacks in the water this child is defective why did i decide to use clay again today i just always do what my base instincts tell me there's got to be a way to increase my clue damage like i feel like i should be doing a lot more damage than these heads too damn i actually never got cons on cleveland talents or level six hmm maybe that's the reason crit damaged 73 nothing wrong there i mean it's not my fault that clee's weapon is a four star attack percent book you know what i would swap the lost prayer maybe that'll do something ninjas i'm so sad that spy family's almost done for the season plus my family has probably got to be one of my favorite animes of all time like already like whenever a new episode comes out i feel like god is real you know what i'm saying i mean not that i don't believe in god already it's just like after playing gotcha for so long i'm starting to have doubts does that mean it's a problem probably am i going to stop no i'm a logical man i willingly cause my own depression the blessing of wisdom bruh maybe i can pass college now kage you are far more humorous than paimon thank you magical drug plan followed the waters flow where there's no quest marker but which flow there's like two different flows come on man following the water to search for foul energy i thought water was supposed to heal us what is this you know what actually i think i'm gonna use japanese clay i remember japanese clay being adorable speak speak all that worked for a giggle oh wow all i had to do was fold the water and i found the objective it's almost as if the game was trying to help me god i can't see nothing with all these damn explosions you know the thing about cle's oath that i don't like is that if i move off of it it goes away like i really want to use that thomas all but i can't like i'm already locked in like i really take issue with all them characters and just drop their oat whenever you move off of them i don't know it's like they take it personally like bro i'm trying to buff you like what don't you understand about this it's like they think i'm trying to give them a health inspection but i really was trying to make them better oh the mushroom's dead dad where can i go to some meadow oh wait my dad's in prison he can't tell me that wait actually my dad's not in prison that was just one of my uncles i mean what can i say i come from a long line of very passionate chocolate men now i have been bullied for having waffle colored skin a few times but such is the way of things oh jesus can i please who's doing this who is doing this oh [Music] come here come here stop this stop this now over here freezing the elves am i really stopping to swim please please lee could you please hit puberty so i can play the game now i could have sworn that somebody told me that there was a quest around here to get a furnishing item i really wish that the game was set up in a way that i didn't have to go online to find the new quest like i really wish they would just mark where all the side quests were better like how the hell was i supposed to even know he gave a quest i mean i'm sure there's some ninja in the back being like uh kage i'm pretty sure they released the guideline for it somewhere i mean if they did i didn't see it and if i didn't see it it doesn't exist basically what i'm saying is you're full of [ __ ] i love you i'm sorry i didn't mean it this is great whether to do a quest i'm surprised you can keep that haircut in this rain sir what are you guys doing there's a thunderstorm shogun is raining down righteous fury and y'all are just chilling the chinese are more resilient than i give them credit for dang all these quests gonna be doing all this waiting why can't we just teleport to the next time instead of having to watch the clock go down i'm just saying bro i got ninja activities to attend to i ain't got time for time oh wait we were building a stage for union this quest is of the utmost importance oh wait she just pops up with the quest too yo yo what's up you you how you doing boo man i'm so happy they're using npcs and more quests like they ain't got to be voice acted all the time just put them in more side quests man everybody just wants tea i am really in the wrong country i'm more of a coffee kind of man myself why am i taking all this time to go get planks from the warehouse my ninja i got the whole rain forest in my pocket and then i gotta go right back to the same place i just left come on bro the one time we can make use of our inventory and the game refuses it i'm about to say the magic words i'm a minority and i'm offended i had wanted to invite shingi and xingyeon ninjas am i hired did they disrespect hashbrown wife hold on a minute bro hold on a minute let me just uh i can't even be excited about the rewards i gotta check this yep there ain't no g there i demand retribution all right what the hell did i get from that quest pair orchard stage depot this pleases me as a teapot maine yo fat bird it's time to do some magic i'm gonna make five of them wait it counts as a building i mean i guess if you build it it counts as a building i suppose oh this looks clean i like this oh this is nice ninjas is it glow oh hell yeah bruh it does this is probably one of the best teapot items hands down do people actually let strangers in their world i don't know everybody keeps declining the invite i'm starting to lose hope oh oh i'm getting in damn a stranger just knocks on your door and you let them in oh they have manners oh that's so cute bruh bro is it me or did they put more work into the union emotes than like anything else in this game these are all like s tier e modes oh he's out of resin no we're gonna make this work cricket man i'm surprised how nice people are bro bro you would think that based off of twitter that everybody that plays this game is a lunatic but no this is actually a very wholesome community it's almost as if nobody sees the silent majority oh god come back shogun you just dodged all of my bombs can we not do that i don't know how the animation cancel i can't do it okay i think it's the x one the x one is the real one wait it was this it was this one i know it's this one i saw another youtube comment hell yes the ninjas did not lie oh my god i'm about to die oh no i'm actually about to kill my clee wait we don't have an electro character do we need electro for this i'm just going to run with jaelon that's the other strategy i can wait i just killed myself i'm not dead what the hell is going on here ah [ __ ] bro i need my nre hold on a second bro i can't do this i need food yo this is actually like fighting a boss what the hell wait with electro uh um we have another we have a klee we have a colleague we don't need to let show we are fine i was actually kind of nervous for a little bit but it appears that was [ __ ] made yo crooked cricket i'm going down bro i'm going down cricket help me i really should have leveled up my plea talents this damage is abysmal just playing a game of hopscotch with a japanese deity don't mind me oh yes oh yes pyro this is it this is the pyro i needed bro yo that's power friendship right there honestly like god dang i don't see your face that often but he was clapping back there bruh oh i'm gonna have to convert this into other materials oh he's gotta go i'ma send him a new key for egoto that's a cute-ass new key dude i am stunned right now like i really can't believe it people are so nice bro the genji community is actually daijoubu was [ __ ] huh and now i can't find nobody what a coincidence the very moment i see the light i'm blinded but the co-op message is so [ __ ] up it's like literally go away yo cricket cricket why is this your description homie yo i love cricket bro wait what the hell did i do my face is bleeding but gotta keep going do my commissions for a song you gotta barbara let me in oh oh i'm late metallic nope rope what the hell does that even mean whoa look at all these unknown domains bro you have not done [ __ ] oh ruin serpent that's what he meant i have dead ass never heard metallic no pro before but [ __ ] you can you solo him he wants me to kill it for him god dang it if he want me to solo i don't know if i could do it with clee i got to bring in the funeral comp for this oh my god wait a second what world level is this it should not normally be this easy yup yup it's dead he said holy hell i gotta give him a who kiss i mean i guess the benefit of whaling is being able to help other ninjas it's not completely futile i suppose wait bye wait what do you mean bye bro he just had me solo in the lift he just kicked me ninja what the hell is this i have never felt more betrayed in my life he said joined for a song he gave me a song of betrayal level 16 he even still played lumen yo this is so wholesome um i don't even think he's here wait a minute i heard that i could actually move people like this oh well i think i gotta aim it correctly it's not working how do i move them i don't think this is gonna work they actually want my help oh my god this world is so unexplored wait where did he wait what the bruh swimming up the ocean with the shong ling this is like the biggest nostalgia trip oh [ __ ] it's level 36. okay i just want to see how fast it dies oh my lord god bro bro he is a yo crystal is getting the hard carry today one bomb dead you're so strong oh thank you oh thank you very kindly man i wish people carried me like this when i started playing they just yelled at me and said i shouldn't have been born man i miss the good old days when you can actually get gems from exploring now i'm just old and crusty i need some lotion for my account why is there actually a quest just to kill treasure hoarder camps like i just can't wrap my head around them actually posing a threat like this like the treasure hoarders even villains like i could have sworn they just opened boxes for a living i mean hence the name treasure hoarder but i could be wrong i suppose i mean all we do is just kill people and open chests all day so doesn't that make us like the ultimate treasure order you know i actually really hope we get more for two characters soon like i don't know like i don't think i'm oh oh jesus i don't think i'm alone in saying that i wish child wasn't the only schnez character i'd actually be more interested in seeing this night character that wasn't part of the future cause like i don't think the whole country can be unanimously behind the syriza you know what i mean cause like what i'm getting from the lore is that the fettucy actually used to be pretty chill guys until recently how is a wild bossie not a heroine what the [ __ ] is this name congratulations you're going to spend the day getting bullied in a corner by an elf a flower can still be a real man well ain't that progressive cup of commons what an amazing reward it's like hey thanks car gay you did all the work for us here's a broken piece of [ __ ] uh ninjas how exactly am i supposed to know which spot to dig up this feels like it's supposed to be a setup for a game of whack-a-mole or something cabbage cabbage in the dirt what madness has consumed you nothing nothing really do i just gonna run around and just dig up all of them wait what dig wait a bunch of explosions game's over but i'm not gonna stop [ __ ] you but did these actually blow up oh [ __ ] they do i mean i didn't just risk a child's life for no reason you know the thing about doing all these quests is it's like it's kind of weird that they all reward a reputation but it's like if you've actually gotten to this point usually reputation is like beyond maxed out so it's kind of pointless i don't know maybe there's some people that could just speed run max reputation right when they start the game this way what the [ __ ] how how did that even happen that was playing so perfectly what the hell and i'm actually chasing down ghost weasels or what is this quest for some reason i don't think flea is gonna be a good character to help me get these items i think i already failed cause they are not popping back up again oh i have to come back here after like noon or something just whistle for it okay um you know what i'm gonna take an easier route and just shoot it yeah but nothing happened he's still alive so how am i supposed to get the ring i don't understand nothing is happening it's just running away oh now i killed it really so the hydro arrow wasn't good enough the basic hit was i failed to see the logic behind that endeavor am i the only person that kind of wonders what a chasm teapot would look like i kind of feel like it'd make us look like a bunch of hermits they really should add more reputation levels i don't know if eight's enough i think i'd rather see it go up to like 10 but the only reward higher than wings would have to be a custom skin and they ain't gonna give that for free bruh this is the most hideous npc i've seen so far this is what a real zombie looks like not chi chi also he's been down here eating mushrooms remind me to never eat mushrooms with china we're really gonna enable him by getting the mushrooms this feels like it should be extremely illegal but [ __ ] it bruh piemon is legit trying to get us to try the mushrooms i really don't want to play as a zombie lumine i have no idea how this man is able to say that these mushrooms are harmless it literally turned that man into a zombie and of course this quest is ending with him saying he's going to submedu apparently everybody's going except me can i really not get inside this house like they're just gonna keep the door locked like this i'm forever wishing that the game allows us to commit vandalism a tough ass box what the hell was that might have been the strongest box that i've seen in the game so far excuse me hell no ah [ __ ] no can i close the door that's creepy as [ __ ] my man oh we can kill him oh that changes everything i really want to be able to blast them off the cliff hold on a minute yo i threw him into the chasm i love playing his queen sometimes oh what's up with these little glowing balls did we take them oh wow it's useless artifacts thanks game i'ma put this daddy fan right on top of the door so now kachine could think about zhong li every time she leave my bedroom wait a minute [Music] you

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Published: Tue Jun 21 2022