I summoned the lord of wisdom to fix my negative IQ (Genshin Impact)

all right here's what I'm gonna do for you bro I'm gonna post your corpse on Twitter bro what is this 1.0 monster lineup literal God of sumo when her nation is absent well I mean I guess that's more fitting you have got to be kidding me bro this is two banners in a row that kaching is bombed for me I mean I tried to be there for heeda but apparently she don't want my health my C minus GPA isn't enough for the god of wisdom I mean I really didn't need two extra minutes but thank you either I've been waiting for you for ages well that's a [ __ ] lie damn she's so tiny bruh dude is she shorter than clean I don't know maybe it's cause clee's always got that big ass coat I thought she was a fat baby I'm getting smarter that's it oh my God she has her own swing oh it was so cute [Music] wait is that Twitter yo what the [ __ ] is up with sumu everybody has Google in their ears while the God runs Twitter the hell is this quelled creeper what is this 4chan yo I didn't pull for the weed pie yet but this is actually pretty good man I don't know I hate the weapon banner I mean part of me really wants to pull for pot but God dang bruh [Music] bruh are you how did I know this was gonna happen man [ __ ] the pot I'm mad but you don't even see the weapon when you've attacked wait a minute what's the point of getting the pot if I'm not even gonna be able to see it I don't know I'm kind of a little jaded now when it comes to the weapons like they look nice and they go with the characters but like I don't know bro I already one shot everything okay snapping photos uh wait they're connected what is it doing though I don't get it oh that's what it does I mean [ __ ] well now I can't put the disclaimer that no kids were harmed well there goes my monetization oh this is the item I can use to Rob people's teapots obtain Nature's true fruit to unlock purchase from riches of the realm wait wait the teapot is in the game yo ninjas I want a tree house would I get it just from using this oh my ninjas bruh no [ __ ] I really thought I had to grind the tree level for this yo [Music] yo my ninja this is beautiful it's so much grassland oh okay this is the main spawn area wait is that wait it is a tree house my house is in the tree I got a treehouse hold on what are the other areas look like the seed of clarity okay big ass patch of grass okay in wit's Corner okay big ass patch of grass very diesel boo die of wisdom even bigger patch of grass like I'm not the only one that's legitimately shocked by how easy it was to get this teapot Right Where I Was legit logging in like man I'm gonna have to grind my ass off to get this tree man I'm gonna have to sell my mama but no you just buy it for a thousand coins like this is so generous oh [Music] yo this is nice I am down with this stitches yo yo this house is making my throat vibrate bro I love it look at all these rooms there's like four rooms on the bottom floor okay there's like two rooms on the opposite side I think they're both the same size though you know what to be honest though I kind of like this like all the rooms like the bottom two rooms they're all the same like compact size the top floors or like the same like medium size like it's simple but effective ninjas leave it to weed kid to have the best teapot and give it to us so easy well they gotta put the disclaimer in here the creation of content that discriminates against race gender religion sexual orientation ethnicity government or region you know what I think I know exactly why that government is in there China's drawing a Line in the Sand oh I actually have to have their ID to steal how am I supposed to bro where's Reddit you open up Reddit my Ninjas Oh yeah I had to find the weed box is there like a hole around here or something either use Google to find the hole for me because it got something to do with this little like withering spot right here oh Jesus all right ninjas so here's my hypotheses when I cleared this withering Zone a hole should pop up or my pelay will get assaulted but this wasn't part of the plan oh wait the oh oh what was that what does this even do bro okay ninjas I'm gonna be honest I'm not gonna read tips no more I'm not reading them anymore I'm tired of reading all these damn novel descriptions for abilities I really don't know what it's doing I'm just gonna use it and act like it does something okay oh the hole didn't pop up how the heck am I supposed to get to the weed oh I wonder if it's somewhere down inside this hole somewhere do your worst except damn it's Jesus Christ all right here let's get back to mining I'll get your ass back to work don't mind me all right let's try this one more time it's that Temple of wisdom give me some understanding wait wait hold on a minute but what was all that wait hold on a minute I saw some I saw some 10ks in there bro I better be in the right hole oh wait hold on a minute wait a minute but I was like level 40 damage bro that was the damage I'm getting a level 40. I'm tripping so much meat from scorpions who would have thought bro this is better than killing pigs oh this just opened up the shortcut to the other side where the heck is the wind Google where is weed Cube all my life I've been trapped in Holes this man dead oh all right here's what I'm gonna do for you bro I'ma post your corpse on Twitter wait a minute did I go in the wrong cave the whole time wait it was really right next to the Waypoint you know what I think I finally understand my GPA wait a minute is didn't you ain't even gonna work on this it did it wait oh it's not okay oh wait it is doing Joe damn but you see that it's doing like 1K a little bit this is a little bit of danger wait guess I'm doing this with two characters damn you can just eat that whole thing with candy what is this diarrhea puddle what the yo why the plant life's so dirty out in the desert who did this come on now eat and I ate the third one God dang it runs out right at the last second all right heeda uh do something that kind of accomplishes nothing but it looks cool activate restore to pass the cleanse dendril wait excuse wait wait huh what do you mean activate them hello oh danger oh wait wait attack them with Electro to cleanse I don't have Electro on my team no this is gonna take way too long no man okay okay let's try it again boom run over two and then three there you go all right I'm gonna post it on Twitter my mind is even bigger it feels like you could fit the entire sky and ocean inside it excuse me I mean heeda do get a big ass head though do I have any portable waypoints like I don't think I do I mean I understand there's one like literally two feet to the left but I mean asking me to move it that far is too much listen time is important Ninjas the Google searches wait for no man oh wait a minute yo I don't have to climb my mountains anymore oh I can't use it in the sky that's disappointing does it go through walls oh God dang it all right all right gotta use my legs at some point I mean I don't think I should have to use legs to get items that's offensive to the handicapped Community come on come on now burn a tree aggravate the tree come on come on come on come on more hands more hands okay I'm getting it now I'm getting it now wait where's my Electro Source God dangers sign I'll hurry up and get your damn skills that was a lot faster you see ninjas I just had to bring a bit more melanin to the team you know I had to get some more diversity points for my party judgment is upon The Marvelous uses of come on bro how was I supposed to read that fast The Marvelous uses of nitrogen fixation what the hell's nitrogen fixation I don't know it sounds like some nerd [ __ ] that our hyphen would know or I did ask didn't even know I had a missing Candace constellation where the hell did I get that from what what what what that what's happening is this the power of God's feet or something I mean I could waste my life flying to go get him I got Google thank you for making my life easier Google search Wait nothing Catherine there's no thoughts head empty what you looking at give me your head nothing escapes my eyes you ain't gonna miss a damn thing patrolling this same Circle I feel like a new Apollo Lotus that's been reunited with its leaves Murray single Pearl that's found its shell well you know what a Sango Pearl is man now I'm kind of curious can I pick up stuff in other zones holy hell you can bro my ninja this is revolutionary yo why do all the archons make travel easier except Shogun Shogun just brings death to everything she touches is this really the entrance to the boss it's just an abyss of weed dust yo what is Moosh doing in there yo we all have digimons yo this is awesome this is actually my first time actually being in Co-op in here I got an achieve it for doing nothing okay I think I'm being carried right now yeah I'm gonna just hang back and let my Champions take care of this act in service of your archon but it's like barely any time to even move he just puts his little stub on you British cruel world okay this was the part that I have no idea what to do are we supposed to break that thing in the middle or what were you supposed to do actually um okay we got energy block and then nothing happens bro I think we're dead oh we're dead there's no way to win nobody knows how to do it I thought it was just me nobody knows oh we can't win is that really just DG wait wait why am I the only one that died what am I the only one that died where I'm not amused I just watch them Tinker goddamn Spirit Bomb wait does the way he left the world but people are leaving wait why are they leaving but we're just getting carried by Coke of me why don't you just take the carry what are you doing I don't understand why would you want to wait till we were we when did we lose what happened wait the world exploded oh the host left Wow broke the host rage quitted and it killed it for all of us so because you died you gotta end the match for everybody I mean kokomi was carrying us I thought everything was okay like how could you hate Coke could be so much you want the game to end what was he aiming for in it why is he trying to shoot Bennett with artillery rounds wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh it's not just Bennett okay I'm gonna sit back and learn I'm gonna sit back and learn I'm gonna let y'all show me how it's done okay we got a mini e skill in okay another bendy skill okay okay we broke one okay what about the other three oh bitty is carrying us it's actually working we just needed Pyro I find it kind of oh he missed damn Benny okay it's only a level two setsuna so level two you should live through that right right it's your new God awakens nope Like It's gotta be because it's new but this can't be difficult I refuse to accept that that manly could actually be a threat [Music] you know I I appreciate the sentiment but I'm not really sure if this is the answer you know what I'm not even gonna be surprised if kaching ends up outliving me kind of curious the Moosh actually got free would he have actually been a threat to the world like I have a hard time believing that everybody would have just been okay with him okay Benny everybody support Benny support Benny whatever thing you got just give them something I mean we really can't actually do anything for them but keep supporting Benny that he wait do what wait wait wait it works [Music] wait oh my God I didn't know that I actually did damage wait I can actually hit them more oh wait what where was I actually supposed to discharge attack them and still why am I the only one that dies the whole team lives except me every single time okay we got some uh God worm daca's Bell this is a bell man the Japanese Ninjas are on a whole another plane of existence I just want to win like I just want to make it to the end of one round ready to go come on man oh my God every time every time I'm so bad why could I not win but wait we're doing our concom so you got c2's Young Lee right you're gonna be able to give me Shields right friend the goal is literally just to make it to the end ninjas that is the he does have C2 I can live I have protection yes no damage at all bro the weld is safe now I can leave my hole in peace and let me give them more expand you know I was excited about the whole replica ID feature you know I'm actually kind of sad about it now because it's actually region locked so I can't get anything from the Asia server I just wanted to appropriate the Asian community in peace but they won't let me it's not fair ninjas [Music] foreign

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Length: 15min 49sec (949 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2022