I have a dark sense of humor.

yeah wait so I've never met anyone in real life who actually does metal detectives that's so cool what is that like like do you just walk around like be pretty I mean kind of it's like me and my grandfather we would go around oh sweet yeah that's nice find some stuff I gotta know what is like the craziest thing you ever found oh yeah you're playing any dead babies no no have it I'm just joking oh okay yeah that's that's crazy though dude no we found like some cool necklaces and Rings you find something like really expensive not like crazy expensive when you pulled the necklace up was there a dead baby dangling at the end of it what what are you doing now it's just like I have a dark sense of humor so um yeah um anyway yes what was the joke so he just like grabs the necklace from the sand and he's like Grandpa Grandpa I found gold I found gold and then there's just like a baby dangling from the end of it when his grandpa looks over and then there's like a lady in the ocean just screaming because she's getting attacked by a shark oh my God what no no and then it looks up in this guy a thousand babies raining down and he looks at his grandpa grandpa what is going on no no oh a baby explodes from his Grandpa's face and he like starts to cry he's like what is going on what is going on blood blood he's crying blood come on no there's nothing one funny thing about anything you just said I mean China what's he looking up uh dead baby jokes why are you looking up dead baby jokes right now see it's a real joke that people tell all the links are purple you've clicked them off it's funny as hell oh I mean man these aren't even funny like I mean what do you call a baby on a stick a baby because like if if like you have a baby you don't want it to be cooked like all right what's another one Peter what is red and hangs around trees a baby hit by a snow blower that's good what is green and hangs around trees the same baby three weeks later foreign what was funny about that can you explain why you laughed oh well like okay so like because like babies are like the most precious beautiful thing there is but like the last thing you would want to happen is for it to you know die God forbid that kind of thing so that's like unexpected I don't know I feel like babies are cute and dead is sad exactly but that's why it's like dark humor I don't want to think about that yeah I think like in fourth grade someone kind of told some dead baby jokes to me and even back then I just remember it being kind of tasteless and not very funny but he's in fourth grade yeah that's probably my nephew I was telling him I was teaching him a lot of these would you do substitute teaching or something no I mean when I was in fourth grade oh okay so just like an advanced kid no I Padawan I've taught you well if I had taught him I think he was yeah he was held back a year too but what's he up to now as you do like comedy I'm pretty sure he works at like one of the Walmarts oh okay it was his Instagram I don't think he does social media to be honest okay that's a shame the world is probably missing out um I like to meet him sometime what's what's his like do you keep in touch with him no how much did you go for the necklace like 20 bucks that was pretty good what did you buy a bunch of dead babies come on that's funny

Channel: Joel Haver

Views: 521,927

Keywords: Joel Haver, Dax Flame, Trent Lenkarski, Harvey Seasalt, TheTalentlessWriter, Peter McIndoe, Brittney Rae

Id: 72rU64yq-zU

Length: 3min 57sec (237 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 11 2023