I HATE MINIONS (PART 2)

[Music] this is actually the first time i've done an unplanned follow-up to an i hate video so make sure you check out the original episode for a little bit more context so i've covered a lot of different subjects on this show before even going as far as to brand some of these subjects as being overexposed in fact i accuse these things a bit more often than not but after experiencing something i'm about to share with you i officially need to apologize to the likes of five nights at freddy's frozen even minecraft or [ __ ] vine because it's worse than i originally thought much worse minions they're out of [ __ ] control i recently went on holiday to cornwall for about a week that's here by the way for you yanks i have no idea what i'm talking about and while i was expecting 15 degree english summer overcast weather scary caves to explore huge domes that house biomes of tropical environments and terrifying animatronic t-rex's you know your usual holiday [ __ ] what i wasn't expecting was to be bombarded by minions of all things i really thought i was done with them after finishing my first video i thought the point was made it was time for me to move on never think about them again but check this out i mean i really couldn't escape them no seriously it's gotten to the point now that when i close my eyes all i see is this so i only spent about 30 minutes walking around this weird ass cornish town getting various clips like the following beware strap yourselves in folks you're not going to believe this [ __ ] minions in some weird arcade game an impossible to win minion claw game an impossible to win minion cash drop game this grotesque minion replica thing the da vinci mystery oh i mean the minion mystery the winnie the pooh arcade get oh wait no there's a minion in there win a vampire or pirate minion well this one in the corner that looks like it has something wrong with it how about this jazz game oh no minions in here too what about this thing this this is some more minions minions everywhere baby oh and sonic the terrible hedgehog man he sucks hey look an instant win trapdoor game i hope i can win a minion from that oh cool i can oh man i better try and win 4 000 points so i can win a minion now these minion keychains are epic you know i really need some new shoes i wonder which ones i should minion i need a minion on my bucket let's see what i can win from this little machine oh minion great maybe i'll get a minion charm instead actually i think i'll go for a minion beach ball but i'll need something to wash myself with minion sponge and i suppose i can pick up a minion poster as well while i'm at it what's this in the toy section a minion yo-yo and a cheap poundland minion balloon i suppose it's also important that they dominate your feet as well minion socks it's essential that my coloring pencils also have unrelated minions on them i just need to pick up some sunflower seeds for my pet bird oh wait there's a butterfly minion where are the floor mops again oh hey look a minion i suppose i should pick up a minion card for my brother's birthday wait how many minion cards are there one not two before this one up there and then what about one of these i really need one of these or how about a smaller one for girls minion clock minion sticker sheet minion flask blow up minion minion bag minion easel minion toys minion in a glass what about this [ __ ] thing i really need this wait are you [ __ ] kidding me some poor sod dressed as a minion he looks absolutely [ __ ] thrilled by the way luckily we're able to play now the latest videos the [ __ ] does that even mean who draws the mangas like that what's with this really poorly cropped stolen smash bros brawl artwork what is happening where the hell am i now i'm not sure if this is a bizarre coincidence or if just this town in particular is completely [ __ ] minion mad are they really this wide spread and this wasn't just one or two shops either they were literally everywhere you looked i guess the question is going to be with their longevity i hope for all our sakes that these things are justified because there's a popular movie out of the time of making this but then again frozen is already a few years old and that's stuck around oh god what if minions are like a parasite they've already infiltrated the majority of children's homes in their spreading this is a public service announcement you urgently need to burn and or destroy any minion related merchandise you own and or can currently see the time is now my friends we have to react now or submit to their power [Applause] [Music] do [Music] i just really beat mine about it what james you idiot you [ __ ] idiot your foot was on fire for a second then [Music] so i'm curious whether you live in a town city underwater biome or in a tree like an ewok tell me how saturated your current residence is with minions because i only usually live in a small town that has like three shops so luckily i've been kind of removed completely from this entire minion phenomena but anyway tell me your own experiences you've had with minions i'm very interested to hear it so as always thanks for watching all comments and ratings are very much appreciated my voice is [ __ ] after all that screaming make sure you check out some of my other videos and various social media sites for more it's all in the description if you take a second to [ __ ] look i'll see you next time bye this is dick he is a head pun not intended he is my new greatest friend and ally he will be with me through life and death into other worlds other dimensions time itself is lost with dick he is a visual amalgamation of perfection a living proof that there is god on earth no but really i got it from like this really weird antique shop for like three quid [ __ ] weird isn't it this is what minions burn into what is that white [ __ ] that's that that's the thing that the thing is for the fire like it didn't burn all the way through well hang on look good that's a that's a really great idea oh it's hand look it's hands

Channel: I Hate Everything

Views: 2,556,971

Keywords: I HATE EVERYTHING, I hate, everything, hate everything, comedy, satire, IHE, Minions (Film), Animation (TV Genre), Funny, I HATE MINIONS (PART 2), I HATE MINIONS

Id: GH3-X1pdHw0

Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2015