I Had The Best Orgasm I've EVER HAD Doing THIS

what was the best orgasm you've ever had my first ever orgasm from oral sex the relationship was still new and my nerves were getting in the way of achieving a full erection even when I got hard I never reached orgasm even after hours and it was very frustrating for both of us I learned to relax after some advice one day and that night I finally reached orgasm it still took some time for me to get fully erect and reaching it took an hour but when I finally did and I remember this very clearly even though it was years ago I felt high the good kind like I was floating for a good five minutes my first one the first time I masturbated I was 21 I made it through the entirety of my teenage years without masturbating so much pent up sexual energy you can't imagine how good that release felt damn we got a God in this thread sixteen 17th of a year old had the most enthusiastic [ __ ] on a staircase I nearly fell over from the suction follow through when it hit I leaned over her and accidentally triggered an alarm to prevent roof access to the building my heartbeat raced my entire body pulsating and she swallowed it all whole still haven't topped that stimulation I've had definitely better sex and [ __ ] than that particular partner but there was something about the scenario and alarm that can't be matched in the privacy of a bedroom just have her sound an airhorn in your ear as you're finishing my wife was going on a trip and convinced me not to jack off the entire time she was gone she was 10 days we the day she got back and I was able to go back to back the second orgasm was the best I thought back to back was some sort of position and was trying to visualize how that worked lmao every time my girlfriend finishes me off by giving me head it's like that hyper sensational feeling from tickling but it's pure pleasure and excitement I'm a moveable afterwards freshman year of high school algebra 2 class for reference this high school had a warning bell that came eight minutes before the end of the period it was a test day I came in feeling really prepared I felt like I had a good grasp on the material well I was working away on the test when I heard the 8-minute bell and I was nowhere near being finished I was getting really nervous so I crossed my legs and tensed up just general nervous habits eventually I heard the actual bell ring and I panicked all of that tenseness shot up and while I was working on a problem I felt it I had an orgasm right there in my math class and it was the best thing I've ever felt I couldn't write at all I nearly moaned out loud and I had to take at least a minute to gather myself you know how I mentioned it was a math class well I told my then-boyfriend about what happened because it was a scary experience as pleasurable as it was and he still makes fun of me for being turned on by math I came so hard I threw up my balls were hurting so bad TF were you doing my guy excessive hand-holding worst moment of my life joined the crew team my freshman year of college my first two K test essentially sprinting for eight minutes to test we lined all the ER GS up in a row and all start at the same time get on the ERG and start pulling super hard not pacing myself at all I get about two minutes in and start to get super lightheaded and an intense warmth in my [ __ ] I start to panic as I realize the inevitability of what's going to happen I come so hard that I spasm off the ERG with my feet still strapped in all I see is bright white my ears are ringing pretty sure I peed myself a little too the contractions were so powerful they shook my entire body it was a sensation that transcended sexuality the pleasure was so pure and unending I ruined the 2k test the girls gathered around me thinking I was having a seizure I was crying of shame and embarrassment when I came to I am always super careful to pace myself now my biggest fear is this happening again when I'm actually in the shell I dated this one girl who had a condition where her hands would sweat all the time for no reason her hand jobs felt better than any vagina I've ever been in and she'd swallowed to finish so it was great I just started taking wellbutrin I went to see my FWB she wasn't up for sex but was down for H J BJ well she starts going at it and I feel a build-up like never before eventually I reach orgasm and it was amazing not the best but really good for some reason she keep going she keeps jerking me good now you know how a girl reacts when you over stimulate her [ __ ] that was me I was bucking my hick trying to push her hand away but she wouldn't quit within a minute I came again but this was different this was something else my whole body seemed to orgasm at the same time I felt such a powerful orgasm I was speechless it was phenomenal I was in such bliss shot my FWB asked me if I was okay all I could mutter was an AHA my fog finally cleared up after five minutes and I could form a sentence and I told her that it was the best I'd ever had I've been chasing it ever since it's a high that I may never get again also masturbation is really good on wellbutrin as well but I guess I built up a hell of a tolerance because it's not as good anymore first time ever busted a nut I was damn near hallucinating seeing dancing brooms from that magic Mickey cartoon I'm almost 50 and last year I got divorced after almost 15 years of marriage fortunately it good terms it was a mutual decision other than our daughter we hadn't had much if anything in common for quite some time also for different reasons we hadn't been intimate pretty much since after our daughter was born almost 10 years before I never cheated on my wife though I must admit the temptation was there a few times but I was able to resist it after finding my own place I didn't feel like dating let alone starting a relationship I wanted to be alone and have to figure things out this doesn't mean that I fell into a depression and wouldn't leave my flat quite the opposite fortunately friends encouraged me to go out to be among people as one of them said and I did just that now I could go to the cinema on a hike or to the pub whenever I felt like it without having to let anyone know where I was going or what time I was coming back or whether I was coming back which takes me to the answer to the question it was a Monday evening in late May last year I was going home back from the pub it was still relatively early about 10:00 I got to where I take the bus back home with time to spare and I went to grab a bite at one of the pizza shops at the metro station since it was raining instead of eating by the bus stop I stayed on the stairs that go to the street I was almost finished when a girl much younger than me let's call her V comes out of the pizza shop and starts talking to me after exchanging a few words she invites me to join her and her guy friend for some pizza and wine I agreed I could always take the next bus I told myself my two new friends were fun we were having a great time talking and sharing stories while drinking cheap wine and eating pizza bread somewhere around 11:00 the woman running the pizza shop announced she wanted to go home and V grabbed a bottle of wine from the fridge paid the bill and told me hey I live next door why don't you come over we can have some more wine at my place at that point I was in that level of drunkenness where you can still speak even in a foreign language I'm a long time immigrant in this country and move with hardly any trouble the same level where everything looks like a great idea otherwise I don't think I would have accepted the invitation but I did I started to get a bit confused when we were on the lift and the guy friend put his hand on my shoulder said hey it was nice meeting you hope we can hang out again he has my number and then he added something like don't worry mate it's all cool before grabbing his bike and leaving when the lift got to the v's floor he invited me into her flat went to the kitchen to fetch glasses and a bottle opener and told to serve the wine and wait a few minutes while she walked her dog so there I was in a stranger's home unable to fully process what was happening things became very clear when she came back had a sip of wine and said she was having a shower or rather after she came out of the shower and walked into the room naked still drying herself and told me I could also have a shower if I wanted which I did I also realized she was pretty hot at that moment after the shower I also went into the room naked we drank some wine talked and started to cuddle until we both fell asleep in a drunken stupor it must have been five in the morning when the noise from the street woke me up I was also feeling cold when to shut the window viii woke up too and picked up the conversation we were having before we passed out and before I could say anything she started to give me a [ __ ] and did it all the way till the end when I came and it took longer than I would have imagined my mind went blank for a second It was as if a voltage surge had short-circuited it and the system had to be rebooted she called in sick at work and I stayed with her in bed until noon or so when I got home on Tuesday afternoon I still couldn't believe what had happened to me I'm still in touch with V we meet at least once a month to hang out go to the pub or the cinema sometimes we end up at her place but not always she's really cool when my wife was pregnant she was really sick for the first like three to four months when she started to feel better she was very flirty and touchy but I hadn't really been expecting sex considering she had always been sick up to this point got home from work one day kissed her talked for a minute and went to hop in the shower she comes in and joins me which wasn't abnormal we showered together often but when we got out and dried off she started going down on me and we took it to the floor with her on top to cut a long story short we rolled around and boned on the bathroom floor we hadn't had sex in months and with her riding me no condom I exploded in her not once but twice one after the other I've never been able to have two orgasms in a row like that before and haven't since it was insane picture this we were both butt-naked bangin on the bathroom floor I went 45 days without a nut when I finally broke down and rubbed one out it lasted forever and came out thick as like toothpaste nine out of ten dentists recommend prostate orgasm by doing kegels I was decently drunk at the time and I started getting the spins just from how intense it was I'd say it was a 10 while regular orgasm is about a three I once edged all day and erupted with the power of 1000 suns this was during a storm and at the moment I came I heard thunder crash around me I had angered the gods [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Published: Fri Apr 10 2020