I had nightmares because of Outlast

what the hell I forgot this games old alright whatever I'm not scared anymore I don't get scared of I don't get scared of low resolution and bad graphics alright that's like getting scared of Minecraft it's not gonna happen outlast contains intense violence gore graphic sexual content strong language as well please enjoy please enjoy is not what you should say at the end of that why does it sound like we're on the intro to Kill Bill just sitting quietly in the middle of a dojo getting ready to [ __ ] up about 35 people wow the [ __ ] that no TV makes that sound there's not even speakers connected to it and that's not like come on now okay go here nope that doesn't make a lot of sense huh don't like it don't want it don't I just [ __ ] reload a battery oh man so it is possible to suck your own dick your eyes are different colors your face is weird this dude's got one eye looking in Washington State and the other one in New York this dude looks like he smells feet this dude looks like a rat honestly note that you can look behind you while running see whenever they give you a long hallway and say hey you can look behind yourself when you're running and the security room is at the end of the hallway I don't like that no [ __ ] I [ __ ] do it dude I told you holy [ __ ] great so I gotta go down the basement that's lovely turn on the generator that's [ __ ] great in order to do that I'm gonna have to go and the doors open cool that's convenient I'm gonna have to go through me beep water sloshed around down here this big chunk is gonna [ __ ] slow walk around here it [ __ ] is here it is here it is here it [ __ ] comes [ __ ] knew it [ __ ] knew it howdy partner found another lever where could i hide cuz when i when i turn this [ __ ] on up great that's gonna be y'all ready for this do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do oh he's not coming I'm no longer as scared as I was because I thought he was gonna bus in here that ah [ __ ] dicks in my ass I can't see kill me oh [ __ ] there's nothing in here open the door oh no gotta go fast gotta go fast gotta eat a co I'm saying do hit this [ __ ] body heat I can't move I can't get through the door come on use your [ __ ] legs come on pull a seat ass no did it did it did it that actual dead end [ __ ] how do I wear like ow god dammit oh no baby what is you doing that's not good texturing they've always yeah all right well good try and get the [ __ ] out of oh [ __ ] Oh oh you're [ __ ] dead people grow spit it out there dude you nervous we're not like on a tinder date or something God hey you uh taking appointment sir should I grab a seat if I take a step over here don't come running at me all right I [ __ ] heard you turn I knew it I knew it yeah I'm sorry ooh-rah dude there's a guy's gonna kill us all listen Shh don't don't [ __ ] rat me out where's the steak white guy found the steak quiet guy put some [ __ ] pants on nice haircut dude look at the top of his head [ __ ] dad go I know it's crazy wait wait wait brother dropped from the [ __ ] window do you see this pipe right here slide down and your gun I don't like you in that Oh Oh woah woah woah woah woah woah he's too big to fit up here I'm safe eat my [ __ ] ya made it and outsmarted haha what the [ __ ] I got hit by the [ __ ] door you kicked that door so hard and half [ __ ] idiot of course you can open that door why would I think anything else of course you can open that door with brute strength please get through please yeah haha buggy Oh where'd he go where do I go Oh hey guys so who let you guys out of your cage oh Jesus no I'm not your friend get the [ __ ] away from me you into some kinky [ __ ] bro [Applause] [ __ ] you the walrider wait is this a crossover game with titanfall no way dude you seem [ __ ] solid you want to go to the press with this I'm the pressed you wanna like I mean you're a little shaky but like look at you you got a little bahut uh-huh female ward why is it gonna be red for the female ward doesn't matter I'm goin in let's go that's why there's no women over here okay nevermind whoo where am I I don't know I don't know where I'm goin where am I going I think this is the right way yep I just first try oh [ __ ] dude look at that synchronized slamming holy [ __ ] look at him go it's crazy how good they are at this shut that door please thank you I would like to go through this store and I would like to you know what [ __ ] move it yep the drought [ __ ] [ __ ] just kill me I mean what are you are you [ __ ] blood helps [ __ ] hey ass rude language wow you look bluffer than I've ever seen you are you kidding me Oh No [ __ ] wait I'm dead dead no I'm not I'm not dead dead died what candy I don't know where to hide I didn't realize I hate these parts I hate being chased stop it shut it bro yeah faster AHA you can never open that tiny flimsy metal bar despite the fact you just opened up who the [ __ ] cut your fingernails you look like an old baseball glove nasty well there's your ass oh there's two doors there's two doors there's two doors there's two doors of course it does ha I feel safe shut up give it my [ __ ] away where is this goddamn key oh oh oh Chuck Master not down there I'm dead [ __ ] shut it I'm not dead let me in let me in the wrong line you can't catch me if I keep jumping yeah which one of my in a little bit Joe faster nine [ __ ] thousand incredible gameplay mechanics oh I found out where I need to go you guys see it [ __ ] hey hey comment pickle in a dark god dammit oh [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] anxious where do I even go this way what again oh hell no oh hell no [Music] yeah thanks man I wonder if that's gonna be I wonder if this guy's gonna be pissed that I turned off that I shut his fire you know now actually where is he he left dude he pussied out he didn't want to die either what's the catch what's the catch one small step for man one giant leap for people trying to escape this asylum alive you got to be kidding me my whole [ __ ] dick just got flaccid oh great oh great I am going to leave you trust me there's nothing that you could say that would make me want to go over there and help you with whatever you're doing in the corner over there all right so we got to get through here got to meet up with that guy I've got to find some more batteries because are you nice are you not nice you know what I mean look at you chill I'm gonna go get a piece of pizza walrider also known as al maraa or shrap is a demonic creature of german origin that torments sleepers they crouched on a sleepers chest and crushed the breath from him the sleeper wakes terrified paralyzed of fixating okay the name Mara gives us the word nightmare yeah nightmare Mara ok sexual way what sexual assaults by the demon are rare but has been known to drink milk from the breasts of sleeping women and blood from the nipples of sleeping men what the [ __ ] kind of kinky demon is this brother Oh [ __ ] tipos hey man I said it once and I'll say it again Jesus was the original tipos nope let's not let's just say that his invitation got lost in the mail I don't think we need to invite him what the [ __ ] uh-oh it's the thing I'm going to the gym tomorrow so it'll man he was zooming huh hey a room that's lit the [ __ ] up let's go what he doesn't want me up there or not game are we sure one more try okay ah ha ha that's not hot that's not hot it's rewind time we're going back I'm out we're god I don't want this [ __ ] hmm [Music] [Music] how am I supposed to nevermind we're gonna say how am I supposed to follow the blood if it's all burnt down [Applause] [Music] I thought I was gonna walk on the beam but apparently the game said that beam is not real it doesn't exist it's a figment of your imagination damn your eye is like in the middle of your head as weird [ __ ] I mean he's not wrong how do I know that I'm not a patient just [ __ ] kill me nope nope nope nope it's really dark in here you can't see me did I interrupt you no or yeah okay carry on you'll have a mouth how are you how are you alive hopefully in the future you can play this game and [ __ ] yourself instead of watching me cuz I'm [ __ ] done God there Wow it's praying time right now these guys have been on their knees for a while preaching god hates money hey God ain't people who standing in a hallway with a candle lit you're [ __ ] weird brother dick one dick - how much shut this I don't want you guys interrupting my time with the Father yo get lit what did you put on there thanks gentlemen oh you got some red on you all right [ __ ] me okay I thought I honestly thought we were getting out of here luck oh wow oh I'm dead dead huh oh I'm dead dead huh ready for the switcheroo and this is where the door will open probably and we will see the father resurrected and he's gonna [ __ ] eat our gigs oh look if they got into this area then you're [ __ ] like this is a secured area okey-dokey yogi yeah yeah okay you're okay yeah see I'm gonna tell you right now I could see where all this went wrong you know if you just hadn't built a layer down here and [ __ ] around what's up oh oh it's easy so that's how they did it right right well you hate to see it you really do but was it yeah oh you hate to [ __ ] see it Oh [Music] hey I'm dead shut it see I'm [ __ ] doing do what you want for me I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm not dead I'm a Jew pastor [ __ ] jack like does he have to follow the stairs he's a ghost thing oh he can't get me inside here [Applause] what job [ __ ] am i Billy dough it's inside of me now right oh [ __ ] I'm hurt I'm hurt first squirt I'm gonna die on my way out get your [ __ ] together man come on bud you can do it in order for it to work you had to what the [ __ ] [Applause] goddamnit I died [Music]

Channel: JERICHO

Views: 58,260

Rating: 4.9837728 out of 5

Keywords: iijeriichoii, jeriicho, jericho, outlast gameplay, outlast funny moments, outlast scares

Id: svpJUtp4-eU

Length: 21min 12sec (1272 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 12 2019