I Google Myself ...but Instantly Regret it

is lauren's eastside dead well i hope not did my dog die oh god no we didn't see dexter yesterday he's dead he's dead i have to search [Music] so back in 2017 almost four years ago i attempted the i googled myself trend video and around the time i had 800 000 subs which is still a huge number but at the end of that video i said this all right guys well i think that's gonna be it for googling myself maybe i'll do one of these like way in the future when people are googling even weirder things about me well it is now way in the future and i went from having 800 000 subs to now having 5.45 million so i think it's about time to do this trend again especially because i've seen a resurgence of people doing these so now is my chance to be trendy once again and to remain cool hip and relevant okay so here i am on the googles and this is gonna be kind of like i google myself slash answering the web's most searched questions so that you guys can learn a little bit more about me and i can learn a little bit more about you and all the weird things you search about me i might really regret this okay so let's start off with just plain old lauren z side oh and we already have popular searches lauren seaside age what's it say 31 sadly yes this is correct all right so let's see what we got if we just search lauren z said my youtube channel of course is lauren's side still alive oh my god oh my god why there's my twitter there's my instagram which by the way if you're ever looking for any of these they are all in the description below at the bottom of the description every single video all of my social links follow me everywhere oh my god there's an entire wikipedia page about me my gosh whoever took the time to compile all of this thank you that's so nice of you we have my merch page which this is the official one from three black dots all the rest are fake ones that are stealing my and my team's designs we're trying to stop them but it's it's really hard got my twitch my tick tock we got lots of images oh who's she oh my god i look beautiful guys you're so talented oh no oh oh god what have i stumbled upon oh my god there's wait there's more ew what is this all different websites oh yeah oh yeah i'm scared to click this i need to know um oh my god okay i clicked it and uh i can't show the website because there's so many naked ladies everywhere but guess who doesn't have nude photos me they just posted random photos from my instagram on there but i am fully clothed what is this why is this the first i'm seeing of this i fully regret googling myself already okay yeah i just clicked another one and it's like the same type of websites oh no i mean thanks thanks for thinking that i'm hot enough to make this article about but no please don't visit these let's just let's just move to news where it's safe hopefully sorry i'm just so taken aback right now that there's an article somewhere that says that there exists 49 nude photos of me but then when you click the article there there's none there's none there's zero i've never even taken a photo of that ah the internet all right news uh a bunch of baby websites posted news about us having a baby oh yeah i was nominated for a streamy award last year that was cool a deep dive into youtube so much of it is unrelentingly boring i'm so glad i'm in this article thank you okay the reason i'm in this article is this one paragraph where it said i was interested in exploring the ways youtubers beloved by youngsters might be affecting the aesthetics of the future so i asked for recommendations on twitter i was one of the recommendations i'm so glad that i am in an article titled about how boring youtube is why did i do this video it's just making me feel terrible another streamy award article oh talking about charity that's good i was in summer game fest and announcing the new xbox oh 23 incredible women gamers this is more like it what number am i number ten all right at least i made the list talking about a charity i was involved in the mr beast rock paper scissors tournament oh yeah lizzy shouted me out in an article thanks girl all in all pretty good besides the deep dive into youtube being boring i'd say all all of my news articles are pretty positive all right well now that i'm thoroughly traumatized let's actually move into searching for questions on google to see what you guys have been searching about me wait what if i do lauren suicide n oh thank god i thought the first result would be nudes nobody's even searching for that why was that article even the thing i have to drop it is lauren z side pregnant yes don't even need to search it we already know that even just by looking at the titles of the videos on my channel lately you can tell i am still pregnant is lauren c said married yes still married is lauren seaside kid-friendly so i have sometimes gotten scolded on the internet for this but i have never ever ever tried to be a kid-friendly channel i have played games like yandere simulator where it's basically about covering up murders i've played the sims which includes things like woohooing and murder there's been very questionable videos that i would say were not for kids that having been said i try to be as family friendly as possible because i feel like most channels have to be nowadays if they want to be monetized or work with sponsors so i would say family friendly but am i a kid friendly channel i would say no of course there's some videos in there that sure a kid could watch and be fine but i'm not making content with the intention of targeting children that's why when i meet you guys in real life there's a wide range of ages that i meet which is awesome is lauren's east side dead well i hope not what happens when i search that nothing is lauren's eastside actually pregnant wow could you could you imagine if after my due date i was just like yeah i had the baby you guys will never see the baby though cause i'm not gonna post about them and i just never had a baby i just had like a prosthetic stomach made and lied about it for nine months and then just took a vacation around the time i had the bait oh my god conspiracy that would be crazy honestly that would just be so much work for no reason and terrible okay so is lauren z side by is lauren z side lgbtq plus i get this question all the time i have answered it in prior videos but no i do not consider myself a part of lgbtq plus and i don't consider myself to be bi what happens if you click that though oh you get this cute tweet as long as you said having a girl pregnant with a girl yes yes i did a gender reveal video if you missed it i will try to remember to link it in the description okay look does lauren's seaside have a kid not yet have cancer oh god no i talked about in a video a while ago that i had a cancer scare where they were checking to make sure i didn't have cancer but no i never actually had it we were just going through the process of making sure i didn't have it so it's very very scary but no there's lauren seaside have coven i did not fun i made a whole video about it i'll try to link that too cause lauren's decides swear again i try not to so that my videos don't get demonetized but every now and then you might notice that i keep one or two in there does lauren needs to have a sister yes i do she has a youtube channel too called wild precious now i will link in the description and i also have a brother we actually did a video on my channel together which comes up as one of the first image results for some reason when you search my name but it's this video i will link that in the description below too so you can find out more about him as well does lauren seaside live in new york new york area yes geez these seem to be the same types of questions over and over die why are people why do people keep thinking i died my dog died oh god no textures still hear her what happens do i not post for a day by accident and people immediately are like she's dead that's what happened that's the only holy explanation we didn't see texture yesterday he's dead he's dead i have to search why is lauren's eastside not friends with ld shadow lady i am i am is there something i don't know guys does lizzy hate me has she said that why are people searching this and then the rest have to do with lizzy anyway okay here's one i haven't seen in a while that everybody seems to be obsessed with asking because it was in when i searched just my regular name yeah lauren z said net worth what is lauren seaside's net worth what's it say oh what is this she stands at a height of five feet six inches tall i wish that is incorrect pretty sure i've said publicly before what my height was i am five foot two inches i'm a little short person five feet six inches would be a nice height that would be nice that's not how how tall i am though wow she weighs around i yeah definitely never said my weight i mean i'm pregnant now so this is nowhere near what i am but before i was pregnant this wasn't what i was either but i'm not disclosing that because nobody needs to know that her body measurements are what how no no no i'm trying to think what would be how these measurements go but no they're not correct she wears a bra shoe size what a bra shoes of 32c also incorrect i think somebody just like eyed my photos and tried to get these details about me which is kind of weird and creepy i'm being reminded today of how creepy the internet is and why i don't google myself on a regular basis she has a pair of dark brown eyes they're hazel actually you just can't tell unless they're properly lit they change like a chameleon she is a fitness freak as well um she likes to do yoga hiking and cardio thank you for giving me that much credit thank you i never do yoga i very rarely hike i do strength training and i try to do some cardio but that's about it i just try to stay healthy not fitness freak she wears a shoe size of 6 uk i don't think that's i don't know what uk us is uh my net worth is estimated that's not true i will say i don't think any of these companies that guess youtubers net worth is actually true because there's no way to actually figure it out you could give an estimate based on a bunch of different sources but like you don't know what they're doing you know what they're doing behind the scenes you know how bad they are with their money or how good they are or what other things they got going on damn then you got this website that like how is this comparable to the other website why are people all over the place this is what i'm saying it's just a guessing game and i'm just gonna leave that network about there like between this and that is an entirely huge jump neither of them are correct people can just keep guessing i feel like no youtuber likes to talk about money anyway unless they're a financial youtuber or youtubers that like to flex on their audiences which is so weird to me okay what does lauren's east side look like here you go this who is searching this i'd never hide my face what days does lauren's seaside post i've changed my schedule a couple times throughout the years but currently i upload thursday friday saturday sunday sometimes not thursday it depends if i have four good ideas or not i'm trying not to put out videos just for the sake of putting them out anymore i only want to post if it's a good idea i'm proud of so i upload three to four times a week either thursday friday saturday or friday saturday sunday so don't freak out if there's no thursday video it just means i was either really busy or i didn't have an idea what time does lauren's east side post uh it varies i feel like lately but i try on thursday and fridays to post at 3 15 p.m eastern standard time and on saturday and sunday i try to post at like 2 30 p.m eastern standard time everything else what what computer does lauren use what camera what headphones i will try to remember to link those in the description as well just answer everybody's questions and then actually i came across this which is the lauren z side reddit which i didn't know existed lauren z sides lunatics sounds about accurate because we're all crazy here but oh my god it's just filled with memes this is amazing oh god new meme template okay you made it oh my god it's just is this just making fun of me so it's just poking fun of me oh and cute animals oh sims custom content oh i love you guys but yeah this reddit exists i do not run it i don't know if you guys like or use reddit let me know in the comments i guess if i should actually make a legitimate one but i think that's gonna be it for googling myself slash answering the web's most searched questions that was a interesting and not at all traumatic time don't at all feel uncomfortable after doing that but it was expected if there's any other questions that you would like me to answer then you can try in the comment section below however there's usually thousands and i can't get through all of them but i am starting back up monthly q and a's on my community tab for channel members who are in the z cider star tier or above you also get some other awesome perks so you can learn more about that in the description below but i am going to be doing a monthly q a in the community tab going forward to try and answer all of your questions so you don't have to google them and get the incorrect answers you'll get them directly from me but as always if you made it this far in the video make sure to leave a like before you go and if you're bored and looking for something else to watch why not check out one of these videos one of them will be the old i googled myself in case you haven't seen it i'm sure you haven't it was four years ago so if you want to see how much i've grown and changed then check that out why not subscribe as well oh it's right there i'm pointing the wrong thing it's totally free and easy i put it right there and merch should be here somewhere i'm pointing at the wrong thing again and as always i will see you guys soon

Channel: LaurenzSide

Views: 2,312,006

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Keywords: laurenzside, Laurenzside of Gaming, funny girl gamer, google myself, google, I googled, I googled myself, most searched questions, answering, regret, funny, funny moments, net worth, age, q&a, questions

Id: SAww9dnmiac

Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021