I finished Spider-Man 2 before the devs did

uh uh uh investigate the greenhouse it's Green Goblin secret lair I found you have 5 Seconds to surrender 5 4 3 2 1 this woman needs help the culprit must be Mr Freeze or rushed game development guys I want to show you some cinematic web swinging but I know that some people might find that to be kind of boring oh so good wow oh hey [Applause] guys the Symbiote it's taking over me it's going to make me criticize this game I'm increasingly finding the combat to become more and more stale I don't know outside of the equipment and abilities I find myself just mashing Square I'm saying maybe we should have some combos guys Seafood does that well I think old God of War games did and that Star Wars episode 3 game give me some Dodge attacks charge attacks combat moves that I'm encouraged to memorize oh I'm free good thing I'm not responsible for anything the Symbiote says back to having fun woo hopefully there's no more complaints along the way oh hey guys what the [ __ ] hey oh this is miles's friend Haley she's deaf I think it's a reference to Daredevil like they're making a daredevil game ah it's another NPC Mission wait there's no sound investigate the graffiti oh they put this Mission here as our Canon event we all got to get through it I am a grown man I can do this I can't do this it's making me do another one guys new evening Swan merch is on the loose it's a pin for you to pin on things like this I'm going to put mine on grou here so he has some drip wait wait wait wait wait I thought you were wait my Daredevil joke makes no sense like what's up danger I let's [Music] go this is my non-lethal uppercut I lied man this web swinging [ __ ] is boring as [ __ ] dude hey this side quest is pretty good I thought at first cuz the character was blind that I really would sorry sorry it's the Symbiote it's amplifying my aggression some kind of chemical the mitoch chemical Pizza time there's one more here yeah excellent this will take me straight to Craven do you have any last words tell my wife hurry Pete MJ's in danger I mean I don't know but like statistically speaking she's probably in danger sorry surrender now Last Chance [ __ ] I can protect you from the hunters I'm not worried about them Craven Craven off his name is Craven Craven I can't believe miles did this where's Craven I don't know who he is this stuff comes you're lying yo is this suit unlockable Game Stop with the tutorial prompts it's never ending I know this was made so that children can play it but the hand holding is insane oh he's surrendering you're free to go to hell coward Drop The Shield Parry what a Parry one more par I have to be very careful he can defeat me at any momento we almost died in that one guys that was close particle accelerator guys what the [ __ ] is a particle accelerator the game won't shut up about it can you explain it to me in Star Wars terms fire fire my web's not working Harry should be but if the fire finally a worthy opponent the spider is stronger than the bear holy [ __ ] the three point sa bear come for [ __ ] sake that's our office okay so I'm jobless again care that Peter's just eternally unemployed much like a genin player no not again no there's a lot of midside content I feel like there's only two kinds of open world events you either go somewhere to beat a bunch of goons for a minute or you chase down a speeding car this side quest was a three-parter and the story was such a snoozefest and the climax was beat a bunch of goons for 1 minute and then chase a speeding car Sandman activities are all the same just beat 20 sand dudes copy pasted like 12 times this flying mini game's just copy pasted over and over guys I like Spider-Man I like this game but come on there is a lack of original meaningful content brilliant but lazy woo okay we're good guys is it just just me or is this like Game of the Year ladies and gentlemen it's the toddler versus Pitbull rematch this is crazy all right what' you do I dumped 10 million random dog videos to its pattern recognition database this makes perfect sense good boy good boy get the barrel he's such a good dog Pho 10 million random dog videos my boys are probably in there there's probably some furry stuff in there too we have to destroy pH I don't think we can keep him but luckily there's this NPC over here yo does he just chill there a we really made a difference miles good job now what I would do in this situation is keep it for myself get up get up get up get up yeah what the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here Dr Connor you here so Dr Connor is the only one who can get the Symbiote back onto Harry so we're here to kill him Connor's blood now what I would do in this situation is drink it to see if I become more powerful is that all you got [ __ ] you Pho but if you are craving going after it me I think they did pretty good with the Symbiote abilities they just feel more violent stings doesn't it Jesus Christ damn wa hey man new threads don't worry you look good too miles this gunship won't quit I'm right behind you we'll take it down together no time oh no he's going to be mean to Miles don't do it what are you guys doing what are you doing miles move move people like out of this city move somewhere normal he's mine you sure he's got big teeth so do I we're a team we just really need Connor right now yeah shut up for Harry dream face reveal looking ass oh God I don't like how there's zero cops here compared to the previous games before there's just cops versus bad guys in the streets and you just join in just like the movies now you're all alone down there and the open world feels less alive for it you know this game doesn't have a day and night cycle the time of day is stuck to where you currently are in the story oh maybe it's a hardware thing guys like the PS5 can't do a day night cycle I don't know what I was saying but ignore it all I'm ready for the DLC Insomniac it's fine though you know why cuz nothing beats the web swinging plus later Venom's finally going to come what the [ __ ] Spider-Man what are you wearing is this a bug I mean well I am the flashbang man oh no no it's not a bug it's a Bethesda reference okay we got to stay quiet now so they don't notice me you guys are lucky that flashbang man had to leave I'm going to put some dirt in your eye Yuri no this is not the Jedi way oh my God flashbang man don't do this Yuri okay Yuri land aead hit me land aead Yuri well that's just cheating all right I'm going to let you land one hit you weren't there the last time he escaped I actually just missed my Parry what the [ __ ] stop cheating now you have awakened the Symbio that's not supposed to happen Miguel get this [ __ ] you're a fool you're just a man in a costume you're in a costume hero how many times have you messed up this feels a little personal Yuri too many Harry you're alive I'm close to finding Dr Connors okay he doesn't even look sick how can I feel bad nice he looks cool I wish life action lizard looked like this the one we have looks like such a goober you're a lizard Harry that's my chance no it really is just mashing square at a certain point Venom is just much too powerful lizard ooh interesting could lizard actually win if they fought lizard stop you're hurting people great now the police are involved is this police in the room with us right now Spider-Man well well well Craven CRA you Craven enough you're too weak to get control back aren't you ooh he's become evil I'm going to have to punch you out myself yeah first we attack his heart no wonder your family left you that's too far Spider-Man Venom sech now my square button is stronger than ever all right I got him I got him time for your medicine me getting vaccinated Dr Conor no hard feelings right Peter the two of you tore through half the city yeah yeah did you see what's gotten into her must be deadline stress must be her time of the month exactly P the Craven nightes I think the MJ missions are actually okay this time cuz they gave her this like instakill taser which makes it less of a SLO I Surrender yeah yeah there you go kill him kill him do he's gone insane Peter I need you to come Peter's on sabatical honey dude look at this you're can to have storms and heavy rains imagine if the open world had a day night cycle and random weather events like this Spiderman it's me no not miles man come on he's just having a heated gamer moment MJ wait see run Sprint thank you for teaching me the Sprint mechanic game I forgot what button it was 14 hours in it's okay MJ the police will arrive any moment now I need that suit back well Japan needed to surrender before the second bomb but life doesn't always work that way Harry he doesn't even look sick how can I feel bad the truth is I'm the hero here not you I'm the real hero you know miles has been hunting Lee I'll find him I'm calling the hospital he said I'd find him I'm the real hero okay we have to be very quiet so they don't notice me I'm risking it [ __ ] what this is fun I'm going to first try whatever's behind that door by the way oh guys that's Oreo from Spider-Man 1 or Mr negative is his government name I always thought he kind of sucked I don't get what his power is he's so annoying get out of there power do you feel I'm sure you avenge your father miles holy [ __ ] I'm going to give him negative Health that negative energy will mess me up what does that even mean get the [ __ ] over there twist it lick it dunk it you hurt ah you nerd he keeps going into his little Shield get him miles he's out of negativity not now MJ Spiderman doing more Craven kill Craven oo Venom kill Craven where I'll bring this whole place down Craven I'll cause a cave in I don't care let's go dude weak pathetic I'm going to hit him with this so many people more their okay I'm out of web Craven is our I lied I'm going to put some web in your ass ROM punch where are you going so you know then you know I okay okay what the [ __ ] he's so fast I don't want to fight you flash am I too quick for you ow [ __ ] he brought a bell he had so much prep time stop spamming the Bell Craven it's cheating I will now begin downloading his moves I did it sorry I've been burning through these boss fights it's just I've grown too powerful these recent years misery misery misery that's what you've chosen do you have any last words Craven hey what oh miles oh are we going to fight just me that's sick don't don't say it Pete you've spun your last Web Spider-Man Peter stop stop it's me oh The Bell the Bell Spam The Bell miles it's working impressive Parry Peter you've spun your last slur Spider-Man Spam The Bell Spam The Bell miles how you like that Spidey his weakness is Bells I knew it Bell get down here I see is he lagging out you can do it Spider-Man just hop down come on I'll help you no funnily enough I can still damage him while he's up there and we're back with another episode of before you buy that show will give you some straight that [Applause] sucks no no don't get rid of the Venom Suit oh miles get it your turn just glad to have you back man all right Peter and miles are cool again oh we should go talk to Harry I save your life Harry Harry it was the symbi it wasn't me it wasn't me o it's him finally they're introducing the main character [Music] [Music] dude yo this so this is like my childhood dream come true I'm playing as Venom ah me fighting children in the ball pit Cinema ah dude you're charging me really one way stop go home to your wife and kids man look what I did to your buddies hit [Laughter] confirmed oh my God is that allowed come here I'm sorry man come here right now very poor choice of you go there you save him oh [ __ ] you're lucky this is rated te dude you'd be dead [Music] otherwise Craven Craven Craven Craven now we can actually free roam as Venom and stop crimes okay people we're in the end game now venom has started erecting his 19in Towers civilians are getting turned into symbiot toasts everything's pretty [ __ ] up which is why I'm only going to swing around for like five more minutes no gab I was right there yeah hit him miles yeah W get this guy get [ __ ] get this guy piece of [ __ ] woo that was a single father of two there it is that's the weak spot the Symbiote is stored in the balls now what I would do in this situation is pet it oh God this is too many sir say your last words you're about to be a hero Gwen Stacy and Spider-Man too man these things don't quit I don't have a joke for this you guys do it okay guys we're here to look for signs of Harry no sign of Harry [ __ ] we are he's going to say it he's going to say the thing uh-oh uh-oh there it is hey ni 18 in she's getting it what the [ __ ] well Mark me down as scared and horny did I just get cocked by Venom her symbiote name is Scream babe I know you're in there use your word sweetie who wants some ice scream get it you like that one huh make it stop this is going to get taken out of context on Twitter Spider-Man be careful my back okay can't the okay look my nfds are going to bounce back all right you're about to feel 3 Ines of me that's so fast man it's like unreactable yeah yeah that attack is [ __ ] the girlfriend boss fight is actually the hardest fight so faram [ __ ] you all right we're good now what I would do in this situation is cook her a nice warm meal got a report that a window shattered somewhere in the building thank you for telling me about the shattered window G it's really at the top of my priority for the next game I'm going to need gy to shut up a bit more oh my God Oreo where are we anyway we are inside Spider-Man's mind see those creatures what's that sound wa what is this this is Anti-Venom we are not Venom yeah Peter had some symbiote left inside him which Mr negative like purified or something so yeah guys I'm cool with Oreo now he's all right it's so veiny what the [ __ ] are you wearing miles what did you do to the suit I gave gave you looks good oh it's called the evolved suit ladies and gentlemen I'm getting word that this is actually an Adidas collab miles's final culminating suit is a sponsorship I've begun my Ascent through the rectum oh we have an MJ Mission at the end of the game here we go die Venom downloading move set please okay remember everything n n n this is winnable I just need to heal once may I please have a crumb of healthcare Harry the suit you got to take it off oh he's getting cooked come on yes OA no please I just got my health bar back I know what it feels like Harry the power everything when you lost her ooh the interrupt ah ah I'm pressing Square harder than I ever have uh-oh uh-oh what's going to happen here he comes better OFA soon he looks and sounds so good yeah what is that oh my God holy [ __ ] that's awesome I didn't know he could do that is that suit unlockable oh the cut scene got you bad huh Pete do not laugh at the suit Venom I can tell he's laughing he's got that big grin on his face fight for you get down there not you nope nope jealous 100% downloaded nope my turn get him again uppercut bam coolest I've ever felt pressing one button a I juster you we're not done we're not done alien on wings oh it's so over I'm sorry guys I mean I could throw and like prolong the fight I'll get you out of there Harry miles get in here [ __ ] this guy oh yes of course the particle accelerator fight Harry fight I can't then you will die Venom no Jesus give Peter a break anunt May dies now Harry dies black cat got a girlfriend no way this works hang on it's got to cool down sorry [Music] nice get the G serum ready and ASAP what are you writing the Final Chapter can the Final Chapter have more significant gameplay [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] changes [Music]

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Length: 24min 34sec (1474 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 05 2023