I faked HAVING A BABY in Minecraft!

[Music] H what's this a baby disgusting Z babies are angels and wait where did the baby go it's setting my house on fire a she's just playing she's got a knife a she likes you she tried to kill me oh no she's going to kill everyone cute hey guys you may be wondering why I'm standing next to a little baby chair well it's because I'm going to teach my friends a lesson with a chainsaw just kidding I'm not going to teach him a lesson about this chainsaw I'm actually going to teach him a lesson about babies because they've been stealing stuff from me and I was once a baby but now I'm not a baby and so I got a balloon and I'm going to put this balloon inside see like that like that see and I'm going to pretend to have a baby so I'm faking having a baby because they would never steal from a baby and I was a baby but now I'm having a baby all right oh there they are I'm [Music] having what the having I'm having a baby help okay I'll come and chop it out good idea bab no what what I don't know babies work I got the baby out with an arrow theab did I do that no I did that I surely I I I chopped it out good she's adorable a irle of life I didn't know you were pregnant after guys guys oh my gosh this is so crazy I have to go prepare for this baby I only have a baby chair uh you guys watch her I will be right back okay do not let anything bad happen to this baby because if something bad happens to this baby I have just chainsaw cool what are you going to do with it how do we take care of it I don't know what I'm going to do with it but you better take care of the baby I don't know what iead to take care of this I'll just stare at it she didn't tell us anything maybe we should bring it in the house okay all right so here's how this is going to work guys here how this is going to work so this rattle right here if I aim at the baby I will become that baby I told you I was a baby all right watch this watch take care of it little baby's very cute what do we do with it though I hope you guys are taking good care of the [Music] baby where going guys is everything going okay with my baby fight it's doing great it's doing so good I almost got it guys hang on wait hey why do I hear explosions coming out baby is oh it's over here everything's fine you can all blame it all on me okay wa huh wa wow uh they grow up so fast huh wait did my baby grow up yeah yeah you missed it said that I can't believe I missed my baby yeah guess your bad mom oh wow thanks Pierce I'm sorry I'm providing for the baby uh well providing good parent if you're a good parent then you should be a Chaw chsw like her mother wait did you guys say my baby had a chainsaw yeah yeah I think she was bored with it no she has a Charming personality okay all right I'll take it out of her hands going back to M some of these okay why can we please catch this baby already does anyone have a good idea what to do here and teleported it's on my house wait he teleport out don't worry I'll take care of this B to do that momy come down got some cookie well atast the get down don't worry I'm going up there oh yeah yeah yeah where is it come here baby bait it with sweet what do I what do I see up there there's lava coming off the house house hey Ian you might need a remodel bud what she can teleport and has lava she's a warlock confirmed come on baby all right okay baby come here come here I don't know what's worse now there we go okay she's down she's down she's fine she's fine okay she's fine and she still runs faster than any of us come here come [Applause] here oh hey guys I think resp I think I hear her crying if she's crying you got to give her whatever she wants to make her stop crying what does she want that might mean like anything that you guys might have stolen have you guys ever stolen something from me never no no you take us for hey baby come back fine baby take some food here yeah cookies everybody loves cookies well I don't have cookies she's running back towards the house maybe she's going to show us what she wants okay maybe maybe I'll slow her down no don't sh did you just use that she's running away isn't she I think she went it here there she is oh what a precious little baby stopped cute hey we should steal stuff oh yeah definitely to let's go chance these lanterns look [Applause] nice guys I hear my baby crying are you sure you aren't stealing stuff from me or have stolen stuff from [Applause] me okay good I'm leave you guys alone great that's an incredibly specific reason to cry take some food take some Dynamite TNT no don't give her lava anything here it just in case need you give her TNT and lava guys why are you all giving her Tous things wait that actually stopped that's what I like to see it worked that's what I call good par oh you want to rephrase that statement you know put this out put this out just burning up her her mom's house I mean the worst making happen here come back and show AF that her house is ring her wait where's she going come here baby the hole that was an ender pearl where'd it go I think it's at Z's house my house yeah there it is over trying to let anywhere close to my stuff all right baby let's talk about this okay okay least it's not my house see isn't that fun a what do you mean a a is it it's not my house baby ter hey guys by the way yeah just so you know babies have unlimited use of items she can basically use all the things she wants oh well that's good is unimited that's a thing yeah yeah yeah okay aie C is putting her foot down I will be the one in charge of her from that one you boys just all mature enough to take care of me come on no no no no no that's fine Kim you go right ahead we'll we'll let the professional handle it right guys good I will I want to play with the baby you want to get your head blown off by that thing I mean we have a lot of fun in my place yeah what is this oh this is my One of a Kind precious plane that I built all by myself yes sir I would hate if anything bad happened to it okay well as long as you don't move and you can sit wait no baby help so Kim how goes the baby watching the baby stole my platee the baby the baby stole your plan we turned around for 30 seconds she can fly you're so silly don't worry Pierce and I will get the baby down experts at taking down B flying babies okay let's see what is that what are you doing oh don't worry about it oh my God you can't hurt that's your first option good fire no Kim it's fine don't babies always land on their feet it's I think that's might cat seeing hey guys um no I'm pretty sure it's babies guys how's my baby doing is everything F baby the she is soring we're just checking up first it's a eup everything's fine I got her there see got the baby back here and reloading don't worry I got it no there we go oh boy oh boy I missed sorry hold on I'll do better next time yeah you know how it feels wow what is this I got it B all right guys Reapers away wait a minute how deep does your library go Kim oh no she didn't guys we got to go after her why after her where why is your basement so deep wa stop asking questions oh good there's water here it's dark down here yeah anybody got a light up um I can light some TNT no we probably should not be so loud down here why is that wait she making a lot of noise baby's making a lot of noise yes we need to stop that quick what is that oh no it's the warning guys do you think these Rockets will be strong enough for the warden let's find out why want to find out going to turn fire fire everything wait she doesn't like uh baby baby's crying come on baby this is for your own good like diamonds anyone got di gold oh diam yeah yeah give as much as you can I don't have that but I can give more this what's wrong with it no is anything happening causing so much destruction already a h looks like they can't oh why do they make baby so small I don't know just keep looking we have to find all right all right baby I think it's about time that I came back baby are you in the pool perfect I'll go find out yeah we just have to find her before after back um what you looking for you didn't lose the baby did you no we were just playing um hide and seek right yeah yeah that's that's her favorite game yes we can tell anyway you've had such a long day why don't you go back to your place and uh we'll bring your darling angel right over well actually I love hide-and-seek too I bet I could find my baby before you guys do oh cool that great idea oh great now to see what kind of fun we can have with this and all right let's see ooh maybe I can use this tunnel or something okay just got to climb this tree and I can find baby what wait a minute baby there you are all right baby you're going to come nice and quiet get over here I'm what's with this tunnel oh fine I'll just have fine I'll have to dig in after you run get run get run get run get run get run get a run get a run ooh a bell what are you doing here was like polar BS okay I think I found it through now baby you come here that's a baby bear is that a bear it's a baby why why are you playing with a bear oh W oh that's a bigger bear bear that was a perfect got rid of Ian and one go oh and the be oh no friend I'm telling you it'll work I don't know I mean this is AAU not Ian or Pierce let me get a closer trust me a will never know the difference what won't she okay trust you and what what's happening what is happening oh that's okay see a okay not too bad how stupid does he think I am I'll show him such a cutie this going to be great we pass this off she'll never know oh my oh miss the baby that's got to be my baby I know my baby anyway I mean is it though cuz you see Kim and I we uh we were having such a good time playing house with the little one you know such a good time yeah yeah oh you and Kim we're having fun together W that's a little weird know but Z is such a good dad Baby A's just crazy baby a yeah why don't you show yes babies she gets nervous don't look okay she such a good little thing look at you two PE and a p okay we just make sure you take care of the baby baby I'm going to go do some more mining see y'all later I'm going to go find some diamonds bye dummies I am going to let them suffer just a little bit longer now to teach them a little bit more of a lesson as a baby goooo Gaga still looking where is she oh no she's not in the mines not here wait I see her huh huh what I see she's by the windfields what windfields that's where I'm at get her don't worry guys get catch me i k him catch me and put the sword away he was going to hit a baby oh no get stay Wast a man I caught a big one guys finally let's get her back home and figure out what to do until alal gets back come let's go you heard her come on leash baby all right here you go baby nappy nappy time safe and sound I don't understand no wait this is what happened to you guys last time been going all day going to happen again she sleep I know something has to be wrong maybe she's hungry I meant that's it Pierce you're a che yeah well good idea everyone what food do we have see let me check my inventory I got this let me look around here you want a nice healthy carrot not that not saying really a carrot wants to make me cry out of the way come on just take some regular chicken raw chicken do you know what that will do to a baby and then what afma will do to us what what my mom J me raw chicken look how I turned out okay guys guys guys don't overthink this here you go baby try that hold on there you go reach to the bars oh chocolate hurry up there you go good oldfashioned chocolate ising the poison oh she got that Sugar scam come yeah I think she ran away Z look different when you're tiny well I mean tinier baby hey where are you got to hide got to hide got to hide tired of finding this baby and I found the baby hiding in plight cuz there dumm they're not going to know what to do with this baby Zane going go get her she's in my house this is great Zane how do how do I get in your house the door's broken dummy what do you mean it's oh she removed the pressure plate well I guess we have no other choice just no no no no no no you're not going to do that yes go to TNT not to my house so what so how are we supposed to get her out there's glass in front of you okay that's it I'm going nuclear a uhoh uhoh what are you doing yes Zane what's going on are you taking care of my baby is my baby okay oh yeah totally fine we just you baby AAU locked herself in uh her Nursery you know we it's all safe totally fine at you're just wondering if you had any tips to get her out oh well she really likes shiny things have you tried that okay thanks to bye yeah thanks saage uh every going we are got to get something shiny okay uh I got Redstone ooh look at all the sparkly red St oh how about this ooh look at this horn isn't that a nice goat horn look at that horn yeah look at that uhhuh yeah you like it shiny here not really that but it makes a cool sound it's not working Ian a little help here what Ian do you not have gold on you come on Ian yeah well of course I do but I'm not giving it to a dumb baby wait the baby's over there the lever yes yes baby that's it just go ahead and pull the lever she's doing it she's going to do it will be able to go in it get her she's looking away from the liever what wait no not that lever what is that one no what is that one do Z where she going wa oh this is going to be so fun this going to be so fun now what am I going to do but if I can just do this wao wait what was that do work do work do work my house Z I found a way inside the baby oh sure she gets to blow stuff up but not me baby drivve in the car I you do baby that there's a car get her Chas her down where she going hey guys want to check in real quick uh how's my angel doing yeah everything's fine so glad to hear that what's that explosion though I heard an explosion before um no that's the see you're letting Ian take a charge of the baby yeah they're they're doing good they're just playing tag okay I just want to make sure nothing happens to her uh nothing just baby a little guas you got to go change a diap for bu okay all right bye see you later good luck ha Y where did she go she's somewhere in here oh there's my car my baby did she hurt you you forget about the actual baby I think she went over here oh right the baby baby wait a minute she can't be in oh no oh let's go check out down here hey oh no you don't no well also you guys know didn't you guys read the sign no looking down here look away this is an emergency Ian we all know about your secret gold R yeah I I come down here to craft all the time you what oh she's crying again it's like she's not happy unless she's destroying something what we get for letting her hang around Ian hey girl tell tell us what you need what do you want H I think she wants Ian's gold Ian give her something to play with yeah what no way and get her sticky little Nubs on it uhuh come on Ian is cry it's happening Ian do it listen it's just gold you can mine some more later pleas oh gold he didn't mean that he didn't mean that tell gold you're sorry it's now we're never e no he no you can't blow up my house you can't h fine ow ow ow ow you can have one get piece do it and ow ow ow ow ow here please now you two play nice yeah we're good wait she she stopped I think it worked oh good you know I don't even care

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Length: 19min 26sec (1166 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 25 2023