I Catfished My Boyfriend, Became Billionaire and then It Went Completely Wrong

i had to get the bag off my head shots were being fired all around me it was like i was in a surround sound theater during an action movie that was way too loud and could you know kill me my heart was pounding my hands were shaking as bullets whizzed by me and i tried to weasel out of the handcuffs i felt like i was in an episode of narcos i kept thinking how did i end up here did i deserve this just because i catfished someone you probably shouldn't answer that question before i introduce myself my name is sylvia and that wasn't my first time catfishing someone however it was the first time that catfishing someone nearly put me in a grave there are a lot of ways to earn money in this world there are these things called jobs but i'm not really a fan of those i prefer to make my money from these gullible i mean beautiful people called simps ah simps the world is full of them and they've spent the past 10 years making me rich however at some point my simp marcus was just too much for me he was a creep always asking for pictures of me doing weird things like stepping in marshmallows or bathing in a bathtub full of soup problem is aside from the photos being insane i couldn't send anymore because i was catfishing marcus with photos of someone else someone named izola a beautiful girl from argentina look i'm not bad looking but izola is the kind of person these simps are willing to drain their bank account for i know catfishing is wrong or whatever but izola wasn't even using the photos she'd been off social media for three years so it seemed like they were free reign women supporting women right i'm sure it's what izola would want with izola's photos i became eve but i was tired of dealing with marcus being such a creep so i ditched him and went on the hunt again as eve i needed someone soon because i was used to eating caviar and prime rib so i posted new profiles on new sites as eve i talked about how i liked yoga and dogs and all that crap that these rich guys love but for days no one was biting i was starting to panic i had to eat ramen noodles ramen noodles like a college student it makes me sick just thinking about it then someone showed up right when i needed him most like avatar aang style his name was alejandro and he was sexy and he knew it he had muscles beautiful hair and nice clothes but it was the picture of him standing in front of a mansion that really got me going he was rich so i was sold i started flirting with alejandro and laying it on thick i let him talk about himself and complimented him like crazy really really stroking his ego rich men love that but i was shocked alejandro wasn't a jerk and he wasn't asking for photos of me bathing in soup he was nice he asked me how he was doing every morning and called me darling like we were in some old timey movie or something soon we were in a relationship alejandro owned a tobacco farm in mexico so the long distance wasn't an issue or i should say me being eve wasn't an issue because i didn't need to meet him for any dates but what i did need was money i wanted to be like no face with hands full of gold and i suppose i wouldn't have minded a slinky black dress either so i turned on the waterworks as a gold digger it's always been my most powerful tool i sent a dramatic voice message telling alejandro that my grandmother was dying of a brain tumor and needed two hundred thousand dollars for life-saving surgery i mean i cried if my catfishing didn't work out i could probably go for acting i could at least be on riverdale or something then i sat back and waited within 20 minutes alejandro asked for my bank info so he could send over the money it was that easy all i had to do was send a few flirty messages and fake a brain tumor and i was rolling in the dough but i had gone weeks without any money so i spent what he gave me fast enough to make jeffree star's head spin soon i needed another trauma to make some money off of i couldn't just ask i wasn't a sugar baby i was a catfish so i sent him another voice message of myself crying this time i crawled into my closet and surrounded myself with clothes so it sounded like i was hiding sobbing and hyperventilating i cried baby i need your help i have loan sharks that are after me i don't have the money i don't know what to do i'm in hiding after i hit send i was waiting for someone to hand me an oscar i didn't even know what a loan shark was even saying it all i could picture was the baby shark shark with a goatee or something alejandro messaged me back right away he said he could solve my money problems in an instant offering to put one billion dollars in my account that's billion with a b i was practically drooling but there was a catch i would have to meet him in person after i agreed obviously that night i kicked back on my couch with an expensive drink your girl was about to be a billionaire on tv however i saw that some billionaires were about to be in trouble apparently there was a massive money laundering scandal between some politicians and drug lords a snoozefest right i went to change the channel but that's when i heard that some banks were going to change their transaction policies in the wake of the big scandal seems pretty rude if you ask me it's not like i would take money from a drug lord to fund a political campaign i'd do it to fund a new car maybe but politics ew gross the only politics i care about are the office politics in gossip girl and the politics kylo ren is spitting out in space because that man he might be finer than alejandro that next day your girl went to get her money i should probably mention that i had an account in eve's name i had a nerdy guy from high school set it up for me he even drafted me up a fake id with my photo so i could pull money out of the account or i would have been able to before these strict new laws got put in place because of a bunch of prehistoric politicians the person at the counter told me i would need my well eve's birth certificate a letter with proof of address and a bunch of other crap i'd never heard of i was livid i was ready to go full karen but i got a text that distracted me it was alejandro telling me he was in the u.s he wanted to meet me at a coffee shop nearby but i'm smart no seriously i stood across the street from the coffee shop in a disguise just so i could get a look at alejandro and make sure the coast was clear you never know with weirdos you meet online i was in the alley having myself a little sherlock moment then i saw alejandro he looked nervous like a bully was about to come and steal his lunch money or something then i noticed there were two buff men in suits behind him the kind of buff that could crush me like a can i snuck back to my car and messaged alejandro from another messaging app sending him a picture of himself and the two goons behind him when i asked him what was going on he sent me the message of a lifetime alejandro told me he was actually a dude named carlito but really the alejandro profile i came to know was made by a man named manuel the man who is the leader of the whole money laundering scheme when i tell you my jaw hit the floor i was slack-jawed gasping like a freaking magikarp i the queen of catfishing had been catfished it couldn't be true but it got worse apparently carlito owed a ton of money to manuel to try and save his skin carlito took alejandro's identity for manuel in order to catfish izola the girl whose photos i stole and used for eve and the real kicker izola was manuel's daughter i stole photos from the hot dangerous daughter of a drug lord apparently my photo picking skills are about as good as my man-picking skills zola apparently got fed up with her dad dealing drugs and ran away three years ago it makes sense that's the only reason someone as hot as her would disappear off instagram manuel had been desperately searching for zola when he saw me posing his eve he thought izzola had just changed her name and moved to hide from him he was so desperate that he formed the alejandro profile just to try and win her back and made carlito run it i was shocked i needed time to think so i stepped away from my phone for a bit i frantically googled manuel which was a bad idea i clicked through article after article and it got worse and worse and well was known for torturing his enemies in awful brutal ways so awful i can't mention them here so awful i have nightmares about them to this day i wanted to run but there was something holding me back carlito messaged me telling me he needed my help if he didn't stop manuel or get a zola back he was going to be killed and after reading those articles i couldn't let that happen to carlito call me crazy but he had been nice to me he gave me money he made me laugh he was the macaroni to my cheese the edward to my bella the air into my mikasa well maybe not that last one i needed to help him even though my for you page was full of tips on fleeing the country i knew what i had to do that very day i ran to the police station i told them everything and i mean everything honestly i'm still disappointed there were no hot officers in there i was expecting a dash of spencer reed a little dareth morgan but i got like smeagle and paul blart but i gotta say they helped me they believed me right off the bat and were thrilled they even called me an asset they decided to use me as part of an entrapment ploy i would tell alejandro that i wanted to meet up with him set the meeting place and then go and the police would then take care of the rest sitting in the station i messaged alejandro and asked him to meet up the next day the police drove me there the crazy part they handcuffed me behind the chair they said if i got up and ran i'd be a liability which basically means they were afraid of me getting ko'd in the crossfire they even put a bag over my head they said it was to reduce my trauma because apparently according to them hearing scary things is less traumatizing than seeing them i heard carlito manuel and some bodyguards come up my heart started to pound in my chest the minute manuel saw my body he realized it was a trap he yelled for his men to scatter but it was too late the cops popped out mind you i was handcuffed and trapped there not able to see anything that's when i heard the cops yell out manuel hernandez carlito hernandez drop down now wait wait wait when that happened my brain did a record scratch they had the same last name it was only then that i heard the truth carlito was manuel's son and is ola's brother he wasn't trapped he didn't know him money they were in cahoots just as the realization hit the bullets started whizzing around me but that wasn't the only thing that wizzed i'm sorry it's gross but it's true have you ever been trapped in a chair with guns being shot around you you'd probably pee a little too in the mess the bag finally fell off allowing me to see what happened manuel dropped to the ground surrendering i thought it was over until i felt someone grabbed me carlito wrapped his body around mine using me as a human shield tears started rolling down my cheeks i suddenly couldn't breathe would they shoot me would i survive then suddenly carlito was on the ground a sniper got him immediately he was tackled i cried to be released that afternoon i sat down with the cops for a briefing they told me that manuel and carlito were arrested and they added i should be as well because of all my catfishing and extortion but they let me go because of my help all it took was nearly getting shot am i right manuel and carlito were both convicted i thought things would be okay but soon i started getting letters in the mail litter sing i pay for my deeds i pay for tricking people i was terrified so i left the country with what little money i had i can't tell you where but i'm somewhere in asia in a small city where i'll be hiding for the rest of my life i can't risk ever being found by manuel or his goons even with him in maximum security my life is in danger sometimes i wonder what would have happened in my life if i had gotten a job instead of catfishing or what if nevin max had just found me to this day i'm annoyed that it had to be a drug dealer that i catfished i feel really alone here in this strange city but last night i saw a familiar face in the market there was a girl staring at me a girl with dark hair and a beautiful figure a girl that looked exactly like izola and when she saw me she smiled i've spent all day wondering why did she smile did you like this story don't forget to like comment and subscribe to dear diary as we post new stories every week

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Published: Wed Mar 10 2021