I Burned a Graystripe Toy because I can (Warrior Cats)

oh would you look at that the brand new warrior cats minis and just full disclosure here warrior cuts did not send me this i paid the full 39 plus tax and shipping so there's no sponsorship no contract just me buying toys so i can do whatever i want with them not that i would bring any harm to them these are such beautiful wonderful cats we have tiger star tony pelt fire star leaf star jay feather great oh the traitor is here jay feather get out of there welcome to my very serious video on um the top 10 reasons graystripe is a traitor um number 10 forbidden love the reason forbidden love is so low is because as a full supporter of root spring x bristle frost i must also support any other forbidden romance pairings as an extension but since it's still technically breaking the code i'll put it at the very edge of my list how dare you have feelings graystripe gray straight why are you still in my house number nine he eats too much i mean remember that time in the first book when he ate two mice in front of tigerclaw just to cover up for firepaw when he wasn't even that hungry that's very wasteful okay the warrior code says to respect prey and this is not it okay listen grace straight i was just kidding i wouldn't throw away a perfectly good toy come here psych how does concrete taste well based on your mouse eating behaviors i say you need a second serving just to be sure number eight he left thunderclan i mean what kind of loyal cat leaves their own clan why would you do this my boy thunderclan would have fought for your darn kits silver stream's not here to save you now number six he left thunderclan again it's bad enough to leave thunderclan once but to do it twice that's lame poor squirrelflight didn't deserve this i think you need some ice to go with that frozen heart of yours [Music] number five he refuses to fight fire heart when he is a river clan i mean it's one thing to be a traitor to your birth clan but to be a traitor to your new clan in addition to that you can't even commit to being a proper traitor making him a traitor to his own traitorous ways he deserves being exiled from river clan and he doesn't deserve being accepted back in the thunder clan darn it gray straight do i have to spell it out for you u r s t i n k y number three he fights fire hurt when he is the thunderclan cat okay so fireheart is just trying to be a concerned friend and greystripe fights him over it so he doesn't fight fireheart later when he is a riverclan cat but he is happy to fight fire hurt when he is still thunderclan okay i see how it is you only want to fight fire hurt when doing so makes you a traitor shame on you grace stripe look out a blood clan cat no it's not scourge nope not boney there it's brick number two um he uh guilts fire hurt in the letting silver stream go in that one battle why is this all the way up at number two well why should i explain myself you just want to see me get back to destroying the gray stripe toy bring in the sledgehammer okay i don't have a joke to make here i'm legitimately impressed by how strong these things are it's all solid vinyl inside of him so he literally just bounces off the sledgehammer in fact up to this point nothing has actually damaged him he just got some dirt on him and sharpie of course number one gray striped fur leaving your clan fighting your best friend greystripe has done many traitorous things in his life but the worst thing of all capitalism cats plushies are 30 apiece but there was a special bundle offer three warrior cuts plushies for 90 which is just 30 times 3 so not exactly a deal until you see that a free gift is included so you spend the ninety dollars with tax and shipping and you end up paying around a hundred and five dollars and what is the glorious free gift grace straight fur a product from earlier this year that probably didn't sell too well so gray straight was trying to sell his nasty hairballs and when he couldn't do so he disguised them as free gifts in order to deceive people into feeling incentivized to buy all three wave 2 plushies now that is true evil there is nothing more fitting for number one on this list okay here's where things get interesting gray straight meet the drill oh and don't worry about me drilling his brains out he doesn't have a brain so that's impossible and since the drill only left a couple of holes in him we also got the power saw the plan was to chop him in half but the vinyl was still too strong i didn't want to sit there for 20 to 30 minutes trying to break him open so i just ended up making a small indentation in his head you win this round gray straight but defeat is inevitable bring in the fire pit mwahahaha it seems that fire is the only force strong enough to defeat grey stripe which is ironic as his closest friend was firestar i guess he shouldn't have played with him because playing with fire will get you burned now at this point you may be asking why akira why do you wish to harm such an innocent little cat and to that i say grace stripe is not innocent thanks for watching this documentary [Music] [Music] do [Music] do [Music] do you

Channel: Bright Guardian Akira

Views: 119,952

Rating: 4.7105298 out of 5

Keywords: warriors, warrior cats, graystripe, warrior cats minis, erin hunter

Id: K0YrFoOVTjU

Length: 8min 12sec (492 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 23 2020